HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY FUCK MY SIDES ARE IN ORBIT
>LOSING TO THE CUBS IN A PLAYOFF SERIES
>LOSING YOUR NFL TEAM TO THE CITY THAT YOU TOOK THEM FROM
>ONLY OTHER MAJOR SPORT FRANCHISE IS A FUCKING JOKE
JESUS CHRIST SHIT LOUIS, HOW PATHETIC CAN YOU POSSIBLY GET? I HONESTLY FEEL BAD WRITING THIS POST
OH WAIT
NO I DONT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>STAN MUSIAL AND OSCAR TAVERES BURNING IN HELL LIKE THE STREETS OF SHIT LOUIS BURN DOWN VIA CHIMP OUTS AND METH FIRES ON A NIGHTLY BASIS
>GETTING CAUGHT SPYING ON THE INTERNAL AFFAIRS OF A GLORIFIED TRIPLE A TEAM
>THE RAMS PACKING THEIR BAGS AND GETTING THE FUCK OUT WHILE THEY STILL CAN
>BASED KRONKE TRASHING EVERYTHING ABOUT THE CITY ON HIS WAY OUT
MY FUCKING SIDES
>SHIT LOUIS
>METHINALS
>TARDINALS
YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP FOLKS
LEL
Sure, St. Louis is a revolving door, but at least teams want to come here. When was the last time that someone even wanted to take a vacation to Cincinnasty? Shit, even the MLS preferred Columbus to your wanna-be river town.
Fucking Louisville got a pro soccer team before you guys. Stay at the bottom of the news pile, where the only thing worth talking about is how old your baseball team is.
looks like LA took not only St. Louis's best baseball player, but also their football team
>>64881981
Sorry, this thread is only for cities relevant enough to have an NFL team
>seeing Pujols at an LA Rams game
>>64882115
>>64882003
Meant to reply
>>64882115
>>64881981
Wait, who the fuck wants to go on vacation to Shit Louis? Lel
>>64882168
>muh arch
#BLACKLIVESMATTER
#KILLWHITEY
>>64881921
that is the most obscene logo ive ever laid witness on
>Flyover banter
Amusing 2bh
In the last 25 years, Cincinnati's only two sports teams have won the least amount of playoff games than any other team in their respective league.
>Bengals - 0
>Reds - 5
You can't make this shit up, folks.
didn't the reds finish like last in the league last year? and didn't cincinnati's NFL team just lose in one of the most embarrassing ways possible? i'm not too familiar with either sport, so i'm asking to make sure
>>64882003
>Paying $75 million for 9.1 fWAR
>Will pay $25+ million every year for the next 6 years for someone worse than Adam Lind
keep him
>>64882242
Having a team and losing>not having a team at all, my meth addicted African American friend :^)
Damn and to think my city only has an old NFL franchise, old MLB franchise, excellent NHL team, and one of the first MLS teams, and and old NBA franchise, and to think I only go to a few games a year between the 5 of them. Oh yeah and and really great NCAA mens and womens basketball team, and the city and area in general are on the rise. Our last major chimpout was in 1972
>>64882772
>not having any team at all is bad
Not for the economy. ESPECIALLY not if you're paying for stadiums. Football in your city enriches the league, not you.
>tfw we can upgrade the sewer system now and survive the floods to come while LA sinks beneath the rising seas
>>64882202
It really does look psychotic.
>>64881921
>METHINALS
Cinci has no room to talk about other areas being meth havens.
>>64883465
Yeah, St. Louis never actually had a problem with meth. That's other parts of the state. St. Louis gets onto those "most whatever cities in the US" list because it's an independent city and doesn't factor in county populations (which are generally less crime, drug, whatever-addled) and can't count on that to dilute their figures.
>>64881921
THE CITY THAT WAS KEKED TO DEATH
>>64883507
Even when talking about the metro areas, Cinci doesn't have room to talk. Over the last 3 days I've seen Bengals fans attack the Steelers fanbase (located in Western PA and parts of WV) as being inbred hicks as well as attacking the St. Louis Cardinal's fan area (Missouri plus downstate IL) as being meth heads. It seems as if Bengals fans are completely unaware that most of their team's fans come from the even more hick laden areas of Southern Ohio, Kentucky, and Southern Indiana.
Any Meth head from Shit louis that follows baseball and football deserves this.
Based reds shitposter does it again
>>64887089
Top fucking laugh
>Shit Louis
>tardinals
>mfw a Reds fan saw the cardinals win as many World Series rings as his beloved >resd won single playoff games in his lifetime near me
>tfw southwest IN cardinals/colts fan
>tfw have an NFL team AND a baseball team that assravages reds fans on the other side of the state
Lql
>>64889451
>his city doesn't have an nfl team
>>64889497
>clots
>ass ravaging anybody
>hackinals
>not being done after being exposed as the cheating frauds they are
Good joke senpai
>Cincy
>Talking shit
http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/cincinnati-bengals-fan-arrested-for-urinating-on-fan-pissing-on-fan-paul-brown-stadium-011016
>>64889578
See
>>64889565
>losing your division to the toxins w/ Brandon weeden playing QB
Shameful desu
>>64889647
>not pissing on opposing fans to display your dominance
Smh senpai
>>64889671
I'm sorry, how many Super Bowls have the bengals won?
>>64889688
If cardsfags did this you would shitpost it to death, shut the fuck up you heroin addict
>>64889688
You niggers make Eagles fans look good.
>>64889705
How many have the St. Louis Rams one?
Here's a hint, it's zero, since all the team history is moving to LA with them Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>64889778
Im a coltsfag
>>64889862
>his team didn't make the playoffs this year
>his teams owner is a degenerate drug addict psychopath
>his teams coach is only around still because of having cancer
>his teams GM doesn't understand the concept of building an offensive line to protect the franchise QB
>Luck will die on the field in the next 5 seasons
Lel
>Shit Louis
>>64882772
black people smoke crack, white people smoke meth
>>64890416
I thought crack wasn't that big of a thing anymore. Dope has definitely overtaken it as the inner city drug.
Based Cincy - will never forget our co-world series championship.
>tfw the Patriots basically cucked them outta town
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFKDsFYj3E4
Be honest, Methinals:
How bad does this trigger you?
>>64881981
Lol I'm a neutral and I'd visit Cinci before St Louis
>Good octoberfest
>Getting pretty good downtown
>Nice river front
>Within distance to a lot of the Bourbon trail
>>64898153
I'd go to Cincinnati simply for the fact I'd rather not be around that many black lives matter activists in a square mile
>>64895830
Anybody have the Reds- Red Sox co champs picture? Unironically the best image in spee history
>Shit Louis
Remember when the Reds and Red Sox were co-WS champs in 2013?
that was based
>>64900987
*worst
>>64902366
>pickcincy
>ever Funny
Stop taking credit for our World Series wins you flyover inbreds, we don't give a shit about your petty fights over which shit Midwest city has more pieces of driftwood to sleep under
Wait a minute, wasn't this thread made by a Cincy fan? When's the last time they ever won anything? It's been like 25 years, hasn't it?
Did they win a boreball championship or something recently? I don't really follow that sport so I wouldn't know.
How are the Bengals doing anyway? I bet Marvin Lewis finally cobbled together a playoff win with that great roster of his, right?
>>64902954
>tfw Pete Rose will never, ever get in the hall of fame
>>64900191
>forgetting about the DuBose shooting
>>64902997
>Cincinnati teams are so shit these days that they have to constantly whine about how a player from decades ago deliberately broke the rules and therefore isn't allowed to be in the HOF
Janitor just finished watching his anime and eating his hot pockets, fun's over
>>64882222
This. Quite amusing, tbf
>>64883824
>any basement dwelling weeb would post this
>>64883824
>animu on /sp/
>>64889778
Bungles haven't won a playoff game since 1990. We've literally had a team arrive, win an owl, and leave during that time.
Not really helping your case. Enjoy rallying behind your mediocre teams.
>>64882230
/thread
