>be American
>have your local team move away because there's an open stadium in a bigger media market
pathetic
>>64875953
Don't worry, Americans love being cucked like that
You're only looking at it from the loser's perspective. Try the winner's.
>be American
>cuck an inferior city out of a team in the ultimate display of dominance
Non-Americans will NEVER know the triumphant feel of destroying another city's fans in the ultimate way, not just on the field
>>64875953
>be european
>root for the top 3 soccer teams as only 3 teams have a chance to win it all
>>64876065
POORtugal is the only country where this shit happens tbhfam
>>64876065
>be American
>don't understand sports
>>64876018
>second largest city in the country
>finally getting a professional team in the nfl
Yeah. You sure cucked them.
>be american
>>64876065
fans unironically cheer for their shit local teams too and travel to see the away games. Thank god I was born in a big city with a top team
>>64876065
This. There are sizeable fanbases for teams like the Browns or Eagles or reds or Phillies. There's pretty much zero fans of EPL teams beyond ManU, ManCity, Arsenal, Chelsea, and Liverpool.
>>64875953
>Sydney Swans? Never heard of 'em
>>64876120
I'm not an LA fan you twat, LA isn't the only city that's ever cucked someone else.
Don't you ever fucking reply to me if you're going to insinuate I'm from that shithole called California.
>>64876065
>be american
>not understanding the point isnt to support good teams but supporting your local team no matter what
honestly the most disgusting nationality
>>64876157
>being anything else but American
>>64876163
>Valencia
>top team
2003 was 13 years ago Ayala.
>>64876170
but, thats not true. I think you already knew that
Boston has some teams that are over 100 years old
the bruins are over 90 years old
>>64876120
>finally
Rams are from LA senpai
>>64876201
You realize this is sports right?
Utterly meaningless
>>64876238
ooh 100 years, did anything even exist that long ago?
>>64876065
>be euro
>call everyone who roots for a big club a bandwagoner
>call everyone who follows a small club a bandwagoner
they are weird
>>64876209
>>being anything else but American
>posts a Canadian
>>64876263
your great great grandma was getting passed around to ragtime music
>>64876197
>shithole California
Says the flyover cuck
>>64876305
she was your great great grandma too dumbass.
>>64876106
> watch your favorite team go from pro to highschool intermural
>This thread
>this banter and shitposting
i love this board
>be canadian
>lose your team because your owner's a jew
>get it back due to incessant whining and complaining
>inherit a dumpster fire
>'it will take 5 years to turn it around'
>proud mary keep on burning
what a time to be alive
the NFL is for entertainment
If you want the "muh honor, muh legacy, muh history" bullshit watch college football
>>64876065
Cant even read a flag right
>>64875953
>be Australian
>have local team move because the players were all eaten by dingos
>>64876653
>tfw a dingo really did eat her baby
>>64876618
australia doesnt even have sports
toplel, theyve got cricket and thats dominated by shitskins
fuck out of here
>>64875953
At least I'm not Australian
>>64876653
I keked. Hard.
>be Australian
>get inducosis
>>64876065
Nice obsession fà m
> be Australian
>
>be Australian
>celebrate Christmas during summer
>>64876851
> be American
> celebrate ding dong ridgy didge Jesus day during struth I've got the shivers month
>>64876018
Stan Kroenke pls go
>>64875953
Does this sort of thing ever happen in soccer?
>>64875953
It really fucking sucks. Teams can move where ever and whenever no matter how long they have been in a city and the owners just have to demand a publicly funded 3 billion dollar arena then say "oh, the local fans didn't care enough" and guess what? EVERYONE WILL BELIEVE THEM.
Being a fan of an american sports team is a huge fucking risk
>>64877373
Once, ever. Wimbledon to Milton Keynes
>be britbong
>have your tightnit local 'club' bought cucked and drained by an alpha american man just so he can put that money into his american teams that he actually cares about
>>64877489
If you wanted the team so badly, you should have given them want they wanted
Otherwise they're in the right to look for bigger money-making opportunities
>>64876241
Rams are from Cleveland, senpai.
>>64876326
>living in a state where your water usage is mandated by the government and you can't use the words he/his or she/her without being verbally assaulted
lol California is a laughing stock
>>64877683
>blaming fans when owners get bored
>be europoor
>get raped
>be 'straylian
>get raped
>>64876018
Ever heard of mk dons, doesn't go down will Europe
>>64877808
>california is a uniform entity
dude you need to hear some high school stories from the surfer/skater dudes... you don't understand the amount of hardcore socal dudes with shit loads of guns
with that being said, LA and SF are 100% liberal cancer
t. grew up on east coast and live here now
>>64877810
For what?
>>64875953
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me.
>>64877865
>be American
>get shot then raped then double raped by the owner of your handegg team who forces the team to relocate leaving you depressed so you walk to the stadium and you realize that since you live in America, the neighborhood around a stadium is almost always shit and nigger infested so you get shot raped and mugged while crying in your old stadium about your team loss, the same stadium which will be remodeled so that strong independent Caitlin Jenner can start >her new singing career with a concert there
>>64877373
There's no even how.
Only garbage cities like St Louis and Seattle lose their teams, m8
>>64878681
Kek
>>64878817
LA didn't have a team for years despite being the 2nd most populous city in the country m8, that surely means no city is safe
>>64878817
Tell that to LA. The Rams left in 95 and are coming back 21 years later.
>>64875953
>be american
>get shot at
>shoot back
>>64876018
Seriously this
I'm from LA and here is how I reacted to cucking St. Louis Missouri
I first noticed I was tingling down there , the more the press conference was continuing I felt my penis throb harder and harder . When the STL reporter asked Stan to explain why he moved now despite the task force investigation still ongoing and to not bring up any bs about asking someone else to answer that I knew I wasn't able to contain it anymore . I immediately left to the restroom, my penis was at its limit and as was I , with two hands and my mind I imagined some poor but hot formerly known as STL Rams now LA Rams fan crying on her knees while I am on my knees with every jerking motion comes another image of a fan girl crawling to my superior LA dick using their tears as lubrication. The images became clearer and at this moment I was imaging myself with a STLfangirl on top of the bed , she tells me that her husband will be out for the entire night so I wasted no time and penetrated her in all 5(secretly 6) holes women have and devised a plan to cuck the husband for generations by planting my seeds all over her womb while I don't pay a single dime .
As the conference ended I came to my senses and realized the Rams fucking suck.
>all the butthurt Amerifats ITT
>>64875953
>Be St. Louis.
>Build tax payer funded stadium to lure NFL team to the city.
>Get team.
>Offer to build another stadium 20 years later in attempt to keep team.
Is St. Louis retarded? Is all that meth finally taking it's toll?
>>64883866
You forgot the next few steps
>confusion arises as surrounding people become unsure of who the initial attacker is, and who's just defending themselves
>both of you get shot for good measure
>>64876065
>be american
od
>>64883981
>beats being 95% of yurop
>get shoot
>politely ask the arabian masketta man to marry your daughter and give you a proper muslim burial
>get shot again
>>64884025
>>64876302
BECAUSE EVER SINCE I LEFT THE CITY (You)
>>64876238
So does Chicago
>17 seconds
>teams should be forced to go bankrupt before they can move to profitable locations because muh feels
go watch high school sports if you care about a team relocating so much
>>64876653
>Be Australian
>9 of 18 teams are in the same city
>>64876653
>A dingo really did eat her baby
>Was almost convicted because the prosecution thought a spilled strawberry milkshake was actually a blood stain
Still makes me laugh t.b.h.
>>64876653
>Don't forget about emus.
If you told a Wimbledon fan in 2002 that he should just go on and support MK Dons because most of the players are staying there, you'd get your jaw broken.
>>64875953
>Be australian
>nobody watches Super 15
>teams can't move anywhere because nobody wants them
>Be Scottish
>League goes bankrupt
>Be Italian
>Lose team due to match fixing scandal
>Be French
>Lose 110-2 vs a PSG squad with a 500m Euro salary total
>Be Mexican
>Can't see shit when I watch local team as I have no head
>>64884254
>#RAMILY
>>64884254
The MK franchise fans were denied access to any official supporters groups for years too
>>64875953
would relegation solve this? that way instead of smaller markets losing their team it would just be relegated.
it probably wouldnt, because of this weird and retarded obsession with building newer and more modern stadiums constantly, and cities having to keep pace in a stadium arms race to remain a pro city.
>>64884286
And also because American fans are usually more fairweather than Yuros and likely will jump ship as soon as relegation happens.
Would be fun to have 2 or 3 NFL tiers though, that way every state could have a pro team so college faggotry can finally die out, a loan system could also be established to get young but unready players game practice in lower tiers.
>>64884286
>>64884332
None of the major sports leagues will do it though, especially the NBA and NFL. They like how the college level serves as a minor league for them. The owners also like how they can make millions even if they put out a shit product. I personally would love to see teams like the 76ers relegated to the D-League, but it's never going to happen because the leagues don't want to face lawsuits from owners.
>"Hey guys, St. Louis isn't panning out."
>"Yeah, let's move to LA! Never mind the fact they've had multiple shots at holding down an NFL franchise and failed every time!"
>"Yeah!"
I don't understand why they think it's gonna be better this time
>>64884355
I think you mean, they didn't cave into owners demands, and builds stadiums with public money. We're so stupid in America that we let these teams screw over cities just so they can have a pro team. Owners take all the profits and the cities take all the costs of maintaining and upgrading the stadiums for the owners.
>>64883817
>>64883856
LA is a garbage city
>>64876201
>honestly the most disgusting nationality
Let's not pretend that most Canadian soccer fans don't root for some EPL team.
>>64884332
>And also because American fans are usually more fairweather than Yuros
You can't honestly believe this.
>>64884440
If the fans weren't fairweather then moving wouldn't work. Where will this new team get fans from? Any locals who like the sport will already have teams they support, are they just going to change their allegiance just cause someone have them a team from elsewhere?
>I've loyally supported this team for 20 years!
>oh, there's a new team? Well fuck that old one, I'm a new team fan now!
>be american from LA
>hear news kroenke is moving to your neighborhood
>be happy
>drive your 750lbs lard ass in your fatty scooter to wal-mart
>buy rams merchandise worth 800$ plus tax and 10 gallons of diet coke for the ride to the new stadium
>can't enter stadium because too fat for entry doors
>get angry
>cardiovascular system collapses
>get rescuscitated
>sue LA rams
>rams move back to st louis as a result
>get shot
>>64884148
>the rams were going bankrupt
>>64876102
the other teams have zero fan support. people not from Porto or near Sporting's stadium all are Benfica fans despite them sucking in European competitions for the past 50 years anf Porto winning Champions Leagues and UEfa Cup and Europa leagues. Portugal is bandwagon the country.
>>64884525
the traffic will be unbearable in LA now. Californians are the worst drivers on Earth because of the huge asian population. They wont drive in the fucking rain either.
>>64884286
free market is unamerican senpai. We need corportist interests instead. the rich should not have to compete, only poor people should. :)
>be american
>be dumb
>be obese
>be retarded
>be fat
>get shot
pick all the options above
>>64877489
Then become a Packers fan. We will never have some egomaniacal owner move us.
>>64875953
Agreed. Brb drinking bleach
>>64884734
>be portuguese
>be illiterate
outside of the fat and get shot thing your points have more in common with Portugal than the US.
>>64884797
this is also not shopped like the /int/ memes
>>64884332
>America
>relegation
Literally what?
>>64884468
Fan bases begin when contrarian hipsters defect and casuals jump on board behind them.
>think Clippers
>>64876653
>have local team move
>because the players were all eaten by dingos
> the players were all eaten by dingos
>all eaten by dingos
>eaten by dingos
What team?
>>64875953
be Australian
like Muslim
enjoy Sports
go away please?
>>64884833
hello Kim
>>64884807
>china
>90%
suspect. half their people live in the middle of nowhere
>>64884807
>2007/08
>relevant
>>64884851
>2016
>portugal relevant
>mfw americans don't have clubs but "franchises" as if they were burger kings
>mfw american "franchises" can change city without repercussion
no but really, why is that allowed, people would literally die left and right if that happened here
>>64884977
>no but really, why is that allowed, people would literally die left and right if that happened here
You just answered your own question
>>64884710
>the traffic will be unbearable in LA now
>now
>>64884977
capitalism
its not like america had quality culture control through his history
>>64876851
>Be American
>celebrate Christmas during winter
>>64884259
>Super 15
what is that? Like, honestly, what sport familia?
>>64884977
sports are just games
fucking barbarians
>>64884807
i'm moving to a less than 50% place desu, education is cancer and not natural
lads why dont you just make new teams instead of moving them, teams were doing ok in those cities, were making money etc so just expand
ITT: Shit Louis fans living abroad
>>64885130
it's probably the owners that want to make more money, so unless the city/locals buy the team they are fucked
>>64876170
i dont think you understand
in general
>>64885130
The league probably will have another expansion wave soon but >>64885149 got it right.
I wonder who is behind this anyhow?
>>64884372
But we need a new stadium, with the latest and greatest jumbo-trons.
>>64885130
1. Costs $500 million just to begin the process
2. Owners also have TV rights, so convincing them to give up turf around a neighboring city is tough
3. Most importantly, the talent level isn't there as it is, unless we're all OK with watching an even more watered down product with god knows who at QB
You have to keep in mind that not every team can just up an move like this. There are some teams that the league would never let move because they are seen as Iconic teams. For instance the Bears and Packers would never be allowed to move
>>64885130
You can't just make one team, you need to add several teams in order to even out divisions and conferences
>Tfw my team will never move because the owners have deep historic ties to the city.
>>64886088
>tfw no one in the NFC North will ever move
Literally the perfect division
>>64885130
That's what they should've expanded to St. Louis in 1993. There's no reason why Jacksonville should have a team
>>64886088
On the other hand, you live in detroit.
>>64886107
The Vikings maybe?
>>64886088
>not because no one wants a cursed team in their city
>>64886127
That "Vikings to LA" threat was such a meme. No way would they fuck up a historically rich division
>>64886127
I mean maybe. They just built a stadium so I doubt it.
>>64886116
>white people
>in Detroit
Suburbs brah
>>64876170
America
>300 mln people, 32 professional teams
England, Spain, Italy or Germany
>50-70 mln people, around 100 professional teams each
in Italy for example 4 Serie A teams (Empoli, Carpi, Sassuolo and Frosinone) are located in towns that add up to a grand total of circa 200.000 inhabitants
a city of this size would never get a single team in any american league
>>64876305
I laughed audibly
>Be American
>superior economy and city
>steal someone's football team
SAfag here, bring dem raiders y'all
If you want to avoid potential heartbreak, become a fan of the NFC North. That division will never change
>>64886525
I mean, technically it did when it lost Tampa and became the NFC North
>>64877808
>>64876326
>>64878558
I live in California. Get me the fuck outta here, senpaitachi. It's too damn hot.
>>64886548
Senpai, senpaitachi
>>64886525
NFC East tho.
>>64886561
FUCK, they filtered FAMSS plural too?
>>64886247
where the fuck is your eagle you dick munching sperglord?
>>64886562
>Implying Jerry Jones wouldn't move the team the moment he could make more money
>>64885384
>god knows who at QB
Sounds like you need Tebow
>be yurop
>teams only stay because they're propped up by dune coon oil barons
>be english
>10 teams within 50 miles
Its a lot different when you have a country over 3000 miles wide
>>64886657
>USA
>Only 3000 miles wide
Pffft, southerners alone are 3000 miles wide.
>>64876065
fuck off bandwagoner. Americans are such pathetic sports fans. Not to mention their ignorance of the sports they supposedly follow.
>my team isn't winning, guess I don't support them anymore
fuck this. I'm filtering all Americans on /sp/
>>64886681
that doesn't apply to boston teams
the patriots have been sold out since 1993 and thats when they were complete shit
>>64886681
>my team isn't winning, guess I don't support them anymore
Only west coast cities do that. The fact that the Browns are able to sell season tickets still shows that even the worst teams still have loyal fanbases
>>64886692
new england might as well be a different country though
>>64886700
The Lions went 0-16 in 2008 and sold more tickets the following season.
>>64886672
Hey-oh!
>a little extra
>>64886657
>3000 miles wide
>can't get enough teams together to fill that area
Get your shitty sport together
>>64886748
It would take about 130 teams
>>64886766
There are at least 92 professional football clubs in england alone. You can get 130 teams together
>>64886748
>>64886766
>>64886777
If the NFL had that many teams the talent level and level of play would be just as bad as college football. It would be completely pointless for the nfl to exist.
>>64886777
92 teams with 25 players a piece only needs 2300 players
For 130 football teams you'd need nearly 7000
There's like 9 good quarterbacks
If you want that non-parity shit college's got that
>>64886818
>>64886819
Is 50 teams too much to ask for?
>new tab -> NFL.com
>fucking chicanos bandwagoning LA carneros ese
kek this shit was ruined so fast
>>64886857
Parity in the NFL is bad enough with 32. 18 more team means only 10 teams dominate season after season, it's shit.
>>64886857
9 good quarterbacks
>>64887033
>literally one good position makes the rest of the team obsolete
Get a better sport
>>64887066
It's not just QBs obviously
Just an example
>>64883893
Pretty much. That franchise blows. LA got the short end of the stick here.
Kills opportunity to move a superior franchise into the market.
>be german
>celebrate Ney Years
>get shot
http://www.thelocal.de/20160113/man-held-for-shooting-11-year-old-girl-dead
>>64878499
>Franchise FC
What a bunch of faggets.
>>64875953
i agree. its hogshit.
>>64892382
Why?
The league has no other purpose but to make money
It's your fault you deluded yourself into thinking otherwise
>>64875953
To be fair, the impoverished, slatternly hamlet of Saint Lewis in no way has any right possess any professional sports team whatsoever.
Thus this is but nature taking its proper course.
