Blackhawks going for 8 wins in a row at home against a Division Rival. Blackhawks get to deal with newly acquired player Ryan Johansen. Dis should be gud.
>Q's contract extended 3 years
Neat.
Game coverage starts 7:30PM CST.
Who /feels as sick as Anisimov/ here?
Fuck this winter
who /channelflipping/ here
>>64875000
Anisimov is sick? Ah fuck me running.
>that homeless man creeping on those girls behind Konroyd
>>64875000
You must drink more.
>>64875040
Funny, that's what the doctor said. Little does she know...
>>64875000
I haven't gotten sick yet and that worries me.
>>64874954
Go Preds!
>>64875000
sleep more
>>64875079
That was my thought last week.
>everyone else in the office is sick
>feelin' fine
Turns out I was just being lulled into a false sense of security
>>64875117
I mean, I know it's coming. And it's usualy brutal.
I just want to get this shit over with.
Is there a CSN stream somewhere?
Let's get score predictions bros.
I'm going 4-3 Hawks.
>>64875000
SoDak here
fucking sore throat. can barely swallow. fug.
>>64875290
4-1 Hawks
>Nystrom finally scratched
TYBG
>>64875280
p-pls respond
Anyone else notice that youtube has turned almost unusable on Comcast during peak hours? Last 3-4 nights it's nothing but buffering from like 6-9pm
Hopefully Anisimov doesnt have Inducosis. That would be really bad for the team. Fuck you Preds
time for drunk
>>64875455
>using jewtube
Are you 12
>>64875505
>he doesn't watch goaltenders flipping out for 15 minutes instead of watching Konroyd's "keys"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v9wZF-aQ9U
>almost a breakaway 30seconds into the game
>TFW Breadman/Kane/Teuvo is a line
Oh my god it's happening!
>dick panic
Heh.
How long will it take for Panik to go full Morin and get traded again.
>>64875617
Are Q's daughters in town?
>>64875635
Probably, so I give it All Star Weekend
>>64875635
You're asking the wrong person.
>>64875690
You need a girl nigga. Just go for it.
>F R E E E G G M C M U F F I N
>>64875712
He's content with his waifu. Leave him be.
>>64875712
And here we go again.
I'd kill for a player like Neal over Pickles.
Three weeks in the summer heat really makes this winter feel a lot fucking colder. How do people do this year in, year out?
>>64875780
what if we got a hooker to cosplay for you?
who /selena gomez live/ here?
>>64875785
What the fuck are you doing in the US? Also if I get the chance I am moving back to New Mexico. Winters are mild and the summer's aren't as bad as the midwest.
>>64875742
I can't help but feel for him. He seems like a gud guy desu.
>>64875780
Whats stoppin you m8.
RIP Bowie
I am still sad, Rebel Rebel.
>>64875785
We just do. Life is miserable in the first place. Winter is just the negative emotions of life manifested in the form of nature.
>>64875797
wut
>>64875795
Good one. I laughed hard at that.
>>64875795
It's not the same unless she adapts the mannerisms of whatever she's cosplaying as.
>>64875841
hmmmm....that probably costs extra
>>64875850
It does. Not that i've looked into it or anything..
>blackhawks PP
Oh lawdy.
>>64875821
>>64875805
>>64875785
Winter is the best, if you are white, you have the genes for it.
Toughen up barbie.
>>64875850
fore a hooker to act 2d yeah im sure that costs an arm and a leg.
>>64875889
Tried picking up someone at a convention or something m8?
>>64875905
Only thing I hate about winter are the sub-zero windchills. Everything else is fine.
>Preds actually killed a penalty
nice
>>64875905
You toughen up faggot cuck boy. Dont tell me what to do
>>64875957
a little numbness just makes the malort taste better
>>64875957
Thats where cuddling with a cutie in front of a fireplace comes in m8.
Not that you would know.
>>64875971
maybe mommy can put you in a sweater, candyass
Good evening gents.
>>64875990
If you ain't warm enough, you ain't thinking about your waifu hard enough
>>64875990
Sick burn m8.
>Blackhawks shorthanded
sasuga Shaw
God damn it Shaw.
is it just me or is this period taking a long fucking time
>>64876006
It'll be ur mum that puts my cock in her snatch sweater
>>64876071
>enjoy your herpes
>>64875922
>cons
I hate them, but it seems it's the cheapest option.
>>64876068
Game started 30 minutes later, so that's why shit feels weird.
Its really hard trying to watch both the Bulls game and the Blackhawks game.
>>64876084
>i already have herpes
>>64876088
>people go to gatherings to see fat people trying to cosplay while buying overpriced shit
Explain this shit. Why.
>>64876128
well then you're all set, you're in luck too, she has a thing for nancyboys
>>64876128
>not going with "where do you think your mom got them"
for shame
>>64875974
Malort is my drink of choice
>>64876147
it made sense before the internet, now you can talk to whoever you want and buy whatever you want
>>64876100
It is for some reason tonight. I thought it was just me.
>>64876100
The Bulls are dropping spaghetti everywhere, it's almost halftime, it's pretty previsible
>another penalty
for fuck sake
>>64876195
bulce have been ass lately
painful to watch
>>64876188
>>64876147
>explain this shit
I can't. I just can't.
>>64876223
Bulce suck thh
>>64876195
Hello Spaniard
>>64876147
>go for the special guests and concerts
>have a good time
>immediately leave as soon as said events are over
>don't talk to anyone in the process
Problem solved.
>>64876229
its a good place to go to hang with nerds, do some drugs, hit on nerdgirls, see some weird shit
dont know why youd buy any of the overpriced shit there tho
>>64876195
Totally expected that. Big shock har har har
>>64876223
They were coming off a five game win streak. They played like homos against Washinton though
>>64876223
They started 2016 great, but now... back to the old ways. I hope the Blackhawks don't disappoint today
>>64876228
It tastes good m8
>>64876274
no good. you can still smell them
>>64876284
>do some drugs
Like good drugs, or just pot?
>>64876290
>washington & atlanta
ftfy
>>64876259
Hi, how has the game been during the first minutes?
>>64876337
mushrooms when you get up, x when they wear off
some pot & tequila throughout
>>64876274
I was talked into going to a con once and my god was it the most confronting bullshit I have ever endured. I refuse to let my video game hobby over run my life and be common knowledge among my friends and holy fucking shit I never realized people could give up on life in such a complete way then I did once I saw them roaming the floor at cons salivating over figurines they were probably gona hot glue as soon as they got home.
>>64876337
Tbh all drugs scare me besides pot shrooms and alcohol
>>64876284
>do some drugs, hit on nerdgirls, see some weird shit
I assume this is how it's like if you have a hotel room reserved. Can't imagine this otherwise.
>>64876344
Yeah forgot about Atlanta
>that entire exchange between Pat and Eddie
>>64876387
never went to a con without a room
gotta have a place to bang if you find a doable nerdgirl
and a place to smoke/drink/etc
>>64876378
LSD is better then shrooms and safe.
>>64876372
Too many penalties. Okay otherwise.
>>64876378
so like the good ones
>>64876422
I don't understand what is going on with Pat and Eddie but I do know its pure gold
SHAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WEWWWWWWWWWW
shaq daddy
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SHAQ
SCAAAARRRRRRR
>>64876440
intensity is a bit much, shrooms are much more mellow in my experience
also SSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
SCCCCCAAAAAARRRRRRRR SHAW
SCCCCCCAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR!
SHAW THE MUTT WITH THE FUCKING REBOUND
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>64876482
Maybe. I did do LSD in a pretty active environment.
>>64876444
Thanks for the update
>another penalty
what
the
fuck
man
>>64876525
Yeah LSD kills me. I like more mellow stuff
>>64876439
How easy are nerd girls to get?
>>64876375
>mushrooms when you get up, x when they wear off
Fuck ye-
>some pot & tequila throughout
Oh god no.
>Hossa Breakaway
NEVER
EVER
>>64876533
They've had a few nice chances though
>>64876563
Smoke pot first then a fan slowly drink.
Drinking before smoking is the worst idea ever.
I've done that once and I puked all over my buddies carpet.
>>64876557
Are you relatively attractive and not a ham beast, can you actually engage in discourse without exploding into spaghetti? If you can and arnt fucking hideous and don't behave like a creeper you should be fine.
>>64876525
>>64876538
Have had my share of trips, but in a crowded environment full of strangers, Id prefer not to have the walls melting. Hence shrooms.
>>64876563
gotta have a flask on you, the pot to take the edge off. tequila is just my preference (caza)
>>64876602
This is actually bullshit and don't trust what he says.
Have drugs/alcohol and attend raves and you'll get someone.
Being nice and respectful gets you jack shit
>>64876602
I dont blow up in spaghetti, but rather have nothing to say.
Just curious is all. Never went to a con nor do I plan on going.
>>64875356
Still have my money on this
>>64876602
plain looking, lumberjack fit, no spaghetti
nerdgirls are a challenge in their own way, but not hard to talk to at all, just not necessarily easy
>>64876636
who said shit about being nice and respectful if you rock up to a girl and just fumble a bag of drugs out of your pocket you arnt smashing her. She will string you along like the piece of shit you are. Being able to carry a conversation has literally nothing to do with being nice to a girl.
mmmmmmmmmm
The older Shaw grows the more he looks like he is experiencing puberty.
Coach Q confirmed for roiding.
>>64876613
Pot is so boring to me I just don't bother.
A flask of scotch though...
>>64875476
You still here Inducosis bro
>>64876858
idk, bring a flask of bourbon/scotch and everyone wants some.
bring some good tequila and everyone is like, tequila? ill pass.
>more for me
>>64876701
PANKANE
>>64876668
You are at a con ask her whats she is into then go from there its ezpz
>>64876898
The point of the flask is to keep it hidden. If they know you have failed
>dat blond behind konroyd
INDUCOSIS
C
O
S
I
S
INDU
cmon sexual predators beat the chickenhawk
>>64876960
This. It's like a concealed weapon.
That you can drink .
>>64877005
>>64877043
pedosota is playing buffalo tho
>>64877043
>thinking the Preds can win on the road
>>64877043
>sexual predators
Oh you.
>>64877077
dubs for inducosis awareness
>dat dribbler
HOLY FUCK WHAT THE SHIT
im I the only sex predator fan on the awful board
Well i almost had a heart attack
Where's my defibrilator?!
>>64877179
>almost
That will change.
>>64877164
Crawford almost unwillingly left in a softy.
>>64877177
Im a preds fan but not really more of a Vols fan
#inducosis
>>64877177
pretty sure there's at least four of us
>>64877177
I like them, and relate to being a sexual predator.
>>64877179
Wait for it
>>64877210
Well that is certain I just had lunch and the hawks are playing the leditors
>>64876689
I bet ur a grill lel
>>64876858
I prefer pot to alcohol anyday of the week. The only side effect is waking up a little tired. Alcohol on the other hand...i like drinking but i hate waking up hungover orneven slightly hungover
>>64877297
try again bub If you can't take control of a conversation what sort of beta are you its literally basic instinct for men.
>mfw predators have inducosis
>i have no face when
>post yfw Nashville
GET EM SHAQ DIESEL
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR NUMBER 2
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
HOSSA FUCKING BULLIED A PRED AND POTENTIAL SHAWZER HATTY!
SHAW AGAIN CAN HE BE STOPPED
Hossa got both apples right?
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SHAQ 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
/hats/ when?
I'm thinking 3rd
Lgtss Shaw hattie
>Shaw scores again from a Hoss assist
Plz edit the JUST meme to have Rinne bros
Somebody
>>64877423
This season has had so many 2 goal scorers who just can't get the 3rd I want it to happen pls let the hatty happen.
I'm relying on you guys to commentate the game as I'm watching the state of the union
>tfw no competent goalie coach
>>64877458
why waste your time with that shit?
>>64877458
This is only okay during the intermission so you don't have to listen to Konroyd
>Cusb
>>64877471
This. If you care about news you already know what they'll say. If you don't care about news, you don't care what they'll say.
based Rizzo
>>64877471
>>64877503
It's President Obama's last one so I want to hear what he'll say since he doesn't have to give a shit anymore.
Plus I liked the Jimmy Smits season of the West Wing
my boyfriend is watching this game and i have no idea what is going on
is this the final?
>>64877517
>lies & memes
>>64877523
Nope but if you come back and the Hawks are there the thread would be about the same.
Okay more defibs but mostly the same
>>64877523
Don't lie
>>64877523
>>64877541
Also more shitposting. Probably by salty Kings/Anaheim fans.
Who has the best Italian food in Chicago?
>>64877611
An Italian
>>64877611
>Italian Food
They are all shit really.
>>64877611
>Who has the best Italian food in Chicago?
You just started a fucking war, you know that?
>>64877611
jesus dude
Best pizza you dumb bitches.
Who gots it?
BLLLEEEEEOOOOWWWWWWN THE FUCK OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>64877685
A Pizzeria
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
SEABS!
SEAAAAAAAABSSSSS
SCAAAAAAAARRRRR
SEABS
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
>Biscuit
FUCKING CRAWSHIT DIEEEEE
SEABSY BOI
>probably should have been a penalty
>doesn't matter anyway because the Preds aren't going to win regardless
at least it's not a shutout
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!
RIBEIRO
LMAO
BLACKCOCKS
GET BTFO FAGCOCKS
Fug
>Preds score after Blackhawks score
not this shit again.
Fuck, it's hard to keep up with the Bulls and the Blackhawks
>>64877779
literally cucked
>>64877648
I really like Il Vicinato and Pompei
>>64877755
>most dangerous lead
>>64877450
I hope this is good enough
fucking nigga slipped and its a penulty lmao
>>64877861
kek
I feel for Rinne. somethings really wrong with the man
That was a weak call both ways.
>embellishment
refs just making shit up now I guess
>>64877861
>neck and hands are still black
>>64877887
He has poo in his hip.
He has poo hip.
Good ole poo hip.
desu
senpai
cuck
baka
>>64877900
JUST
>>64877907
No, he recovered from that and was playing Vezina good last season before he fucked up his knee. Hasn't been the same since that.
>>64877935
So now he's poo knee.
Or is he Wounded Knee Creek?
>>64875356
4-1 in bound
>>64877949
Rey Mysterio Knee
>>64877971
who
>>64877965
getting outshot 30-17
leading 3-1
>pekka pls
>them waifs on skates
hnnnnnggggghhh
Again, what is your favorite place to get Italian from?
>>64878119
The dominant shots for is probably the worst part of it. Rinne's performance almost doesn't matter that much since he can't get a shutout every game even if he was good and that's basically what they'd need to win any games. I feel like there's more games where they do this than games like the Colorado one where they might have won if he played better.
>>64878238
Fazoli's
>>64878238
My kitchen. Or labriola
thank you neti pot you are my greatest friend
>>64878383
>neti pot
Please tell me you didn't just use tap water
>>64878394
nope. premium gallon of jewel distilled water. don't want brain slugs
>>64878406
Good man. Learned all about that shit last quarter in pharm school. People are idiots man.
>>64878238
desu i can't recall any good italian place i've been to here. I usually just go to steakhouses, mexican or ethnic shit like indian or random eastern euro places
>bulce lose
at least we got the hocks
Was the Jackman penalty the only legit one tonight? Refs have been iffy as fuck
>>64878542
Pretty much. Refs have been shit towards both teams tonight
>>64878565
they don't have a plane to catch
>>64878460
You cannot go wrong with places on Taylor Street or around UIC in general.
>>64878560
Well there's also Olive Garden but my wardrobe isn't classy enough to meet their requirements for entry.
why would the president schedule a state of the union address during a blackhawks game? pretty tasteless on his part imo
>>64878606
Oh come on, just go to Pompeii
>>64878619
I think what's worse is that he scheduled it during both a Hawks and Bulce game
>>64878606
well fuck it let's just go to carrabbas
Wait, if Mike Fisher is married to Carrie Underwood, doesn't that make her Carrie Fisher?
>>64878642
and he claims he's a chicago sports fan
>>64878606
>Italian
>not Puerto Rican
>>64878664
yeah she legally changed it but uses Underwood professionally
>>64878688
>Mike Fisher
>>64878682
not a fan of puerto rican food, it's like they collectively decided to make bland versions of mexican food and throw plantains on everything
>>64878724
plantain aka the poor person's banana
>>64878724
I was poking fun as to who works in the kitchens at Olive Garden.
Shit joke is shit.
>>64878752
woops, sorry man
>>64878747
you cook them more like a vegetable than a fruit though, not really a replacement
>>64878752
I caught that one
>>64878774
Yucca is better imo
They are being far more subtle about trying to get Shaw that hattie.
>>64878774
banantatoes
