ITT USA posters name all the soccer players they know without Google
Bonus points if you can name their team and physically describe them
.
How'd I do?
Messi
Ronaldo
Torres
Pele
Headbutt guy
uhhhhh Hope Solo
pele.
what do i win?
>>64869099
Messi - Known cuck according to euros?
Ronaldo - Gay and straight at the same time according to euro posters
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Donovan?
>>64869099
Messi
He wears red and blue
Also he bangs p hot traps
why would anyone care about some semen slurping sport like socker?
Messi
Ronaldo
Müller
Le cut inside man
Eden Azard
Lukaku
Vardy
Bayel
Luis Suarez
Nerman.
I'm out. I know vaguely of several others
Messie
Hope Solo
David Beckem
That one guy who has the poop nickname but can't remember his real name
Freddie Adoo
That one tan guy who wears short shorts and is prolly gay but cant remember his name. He's posted on here a lot.
The short blonde lesbo on our American team.
Ochocinco played in the MLS for a bit I believe.
that's pretty much all I got
Messi
Zidane
Rolando
that other Rolando with the H
Pele
Maradona
b-but FIFA is my favorite game.
>>64869099
Actually reading this thread constituted more thought than I've ever put into soccer in my entire life.
david icke
>messi
Barcelona. Short, sort of an odd face,
>ronaldo
No idea. Tall, brown good looking,
>nemar (Am I spelling that right?)
Barcelona? Brown
>pele
Brazil? Looks like an old man.
>rooney
No idea. White.
>Donovan
LA Galaxy. Balding
>Beckham
No idea. Hot.
That's it.
RvP, Rooney, Remy, Both Ayew bros, Ronalo(fat), Crynaldo, Ivanovic, Bale, Messi, Iniesta, Xavi, Xabi, Muller, Evra, Suarez, >Torres, Ronaldinho, Neymar, Modric, Chicharito, Vela, Lampard, EBJT, Falcao, Hazard w/ lil bro, Khedira w lil bro, Sanchez, Ozil, Benzema, Higuain, Zidane, Beckham, Kaka, Maradona, Benteke, Viera, Yaya, Coentrao or w/e, Reus, Goetze, LCIM, Ribery, David Villa, Ince, Lukaku, Ramsey.
Off the top of my head in 10mins.
>>64869099
I never saw that episode of Full House.
Donovan
Tim Howard
Dempsey
Freddy Adu for being eternally shit
Messi
Ronaldo
TORRES
Fat Ronaldo
Ronaldinininininho
Zidane
David Luiz (lel)
Theo Wolcott
Fat Lampard
Drogba
Slippy G
Pele
Maradona
Le cut inside man
Suarez
Hart for his eternal WC choke
Hope Solo
If managers count:
>moyes
Wegner
Fergy
>Mou
>poop guardiololola
/sp/ memes go a long way
Messi (Barcelona short FAS face)
Ronaldo (Madrid looks like a twink with plastic surgery)
Ronaldinho (Barcelona Fat and mullet)
Pele (Brazil black)
Torres (blonde some blue team)
Hazard (no idea what he looks like)
Beckham (some team)
David Icke (reptile)
Zidane (bald)
Hope Solo
Alex Morgan
Blonde lesbian
Messi
Ronaldo
Neymar
John Terry
Steven Gerrard
Landon Donovan
Jermaine Jones
Clint Dempsey
Iniesta
Hazard
Rooney
Almighty Vardy
Thats about it
Messi (My gf called him Fabiano Alvarez)
Ronaldo
Neymar
Rooney
Mueller
Hazard
Kafka
Hulk
Robinho
Ronaldinho
Robanhildinhino
Suarez
Balotelli
Neuer
Schweinsteiger
Hope Solo
Beckham
Alex Morgan
Rapinoe
Landon Donovan
Abby Wambach
>>64869099
>I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
I have no desire to participate in your little game.
becham(had a movie)
ronaldo (everyone says hes OP)
messi
hope solo
pele
hope solo
backyard soccer
>>64869099
Messi
Ronaldo
Neymar
Chicarito
Oliver Giroud
Wayne Rooney
Suarez
all of this is only because of /sp/ constantly dropping these names, I dont know shit about them.
All I know is renaldo, due to him being a flaming manlet faggot and not related to anything inside the sport
Then some guy named messy
Messi - Barcelona
Ronaldo - Real Madrid..?
Luiz David - Brazil
Neymar
Pele
Vardy
Beckham
>Rating Zidane
Rooney
>>64869099
Barca: Messi, Suarez, Neymar, Iniesta, Rakitic, Busquets, Pique, Alves, Mascherano, Bravo
Tottenham; Kane, N'jie, Lamela, Eriksen, Chadli, Son, Townsend, Alli, Dembele, Dier, Carroll, Mason, Onomah, Davies, Rose, Vertonghen, Alderweireld, Fazio, Wimmer, Lloris, Vorm, McGee, Winks
Liverpool: Sturridge, Lallana, Coutinho, Firmino, Benteke, Milner, Henderson, Allen, Lucas, Mignolet, Clyne, Sakho, Skrtel, Moreno
Arsenal: Ozil, Sanchez, Giroud, Ramsey, Coquelin, Wilshere, Koscielny, Mertesacker, Bellerin, Debuchy, Cech
Manchester City: Aguero, Bony, Sterling, Silva, Toure, Fernadinho, Delph, Fernando, Nasri, Otamendi, Kompany, Zabaleta, Kolarov, Hart, De Bruyne
Everton: Lukaku, Mirallas, Howard, Lennon
Stoke: Shaqiri, Bojan, Arnautovic
Dortmund: Kagawa, Reus, Blasckyowski (That Polish guy with the crazy name whose mom got murdered), Gundogan, Hummels, Weidenfeller
Milan: Honda
Sunderland: Yedlin
Seattle: Dempsey
LA Galaxy: Gerrard
>>64871319
*Also the guys on Real Madrid (Bale, Benzema, Ronaldo, Modric, etc.)
Benteke, Brad Guzan, Jordan Ayew, Tom Cleverly, Ashley Westwood, Jores Okore, Gabby A, Grealish.
I mostly just watch Aston Villa and play Football Manager, so I don't know many players names outside of Villa and big stars (Messi, Rooney, Neymar etc)
Tom Brady as far as nfl players go
Georginio Wijnaldum
Fabricio Coloccini
Paul Dummett
Chancel Mbemba
Daryl Jaanmat
Ayoze Perez
Florian Thauvin
Aleksandar Mitrovic
Moussa Sissoko
Jonjo Shelvey
Henri Saivet
Tim Krul
Karl Darlow
Ivan Toney
Emmanuel Riviere
Cheick Tiote
Rolando Aarons
Vurnon Anita
Gael Bigirimana
Jack Colback
Siem De Jong
Gabriel Obertan
Mike Williamson
Ryan Taylor
Steven Taylor
Massadio Haidara
Jamaal Lascelles
Rob Elliot
Curtis Good
Adam Armstrong
Davide Santon
Remy Cabella
Shola Ameobi
Sammy Ameobi
Jonas Gutierrez
Cristiano Ronaldo
Gareth Bale
James Rodriguez
Karim Benzema
Iker Casillas
Sergio Ramos
Danilo
Marcelo
Isco
Javier Hernandez
Luka Modric
Toni Kroos
Sami Khedira
Jese Rodriguez
Mateo Kovacic
Pepe
Raphael Varane
and a lot more (100+), but I cba to type them all out tbch famiglia
>>64871426
That's not what the thread is about Netherregions
Messi
Pele
Ronaldo (the one who stands on his toes)
Ronaldo (the fat one)
the French guy who headbutted the other guy because other guy said mean, hurtful things
the guy with the horse teeth
the guy who bites the other team
Kaka, but I only know that name because poop
>>64871525
>having knowledge of steven taylor
my condolences
Soccer is for fags but it is really funny how over in some of the EU countries they toss bananas on the field at the nigmo players.
The retard with the helmet. That's about it.
I'm not going to type for like 15 minutes to prove something to you
- Gazza
- that guy who stuck his finger in a butt
- Freddy Adu
- Joey Barton
also
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>>64869099
Penaldo
Messi
Beckham
Ronaldino
Cech
Gerrard
Rooney
Ozil
Bale
Donovan
Lewandowski
Blasczykowski
Pisczek
>TORRES
>>64869099
Hope solo
Pele
Maradona
Ariaga
Ben solo
Tim howard
Landon donovan
Charlie davis
Ronaldo
Robben
Netmar
Messi
Based handsome Pirlo my favorite player
England's own son, vardy
Inesta
David becham
Paul sholes
Slippy g
Chicarito
Zidane who i rank highly
How did I do, yurofriends?
>>64872841
and rivière
https://youtu.be/HV0UGXYwQh0
Ariaga
Ariaga 2
Bariaga
Aruglia
Pizoza
Adiaga
Adiaga 2
Badiaga
Aruglia
Pizzoza
>>64869099
>george foreman
>evander holyfield
>roy jones jr
>joe frazier
>joe green
>michael vick
>michael oher
>james harden
>lebron james
>chris bosh
>michael jordan
>marshawn lynch
>
Pele - black dude, GOAT
Lionel Messi - Euro, current best?
David Beckham - Brit, plays in USA league now for LA I believe?
Ronaldo
Literally all I know
>>64869131
>uhhhhh Hope Solo
Women don't count
>>64871319
>That Polish guy with the crazy name whose mom got murdered
Tell me more
Drogba
Villa
Lampard
Pirlo
Gerrard
Giovincio
Kamara
Finlay
Fredrico Higuain
Altidore
Bradley
Wondolowski
Nagbe
Miazga
Beckerman
Nguyen
Omar Gonzalez
Wright-Phillips brothers
That's just MLS players (last season, Omar's gone now)
pele
messi
renaldo?
that swedish guy that's actually a shitskin
uhhh
tim howard
oh and that ugly guy from england that fucked up in the world cup
The goalie green who won us the world cup
>>64869099
Messi
Ronaldo
Neymar
Edison Cavani
Tom Howard
Landon Donovan
Maradona
Hulk
Louis Suarez
Kafka
Pele
Wayne Rooney
Iniesta
Schweinsteiger
Muller
That guy from peru who put his finger up the other guys ass
Chicharito
>>64875142
which one? '10 or '14?
Messi from Argentina
Ronaldo from Portugal
Neymar from Brazil
Kaka from Brazil ????
Pele from Brazil
Dempsey from U.S.
Howard from U.S.
Suarez from Brazil or Argentina ????
Old Ronaldo from Argentina ????
Hulk from Brazil
Luiz from Brazil
Robben from Netherlands
Muller from Germany
Sweinsteiger from Germany
Gotse from Germany
Zlatan from France ?????
Donovan from U.S.
Van Persie from Netherlands
Rodriguez from Colombia
Rooney from England
thats all I can remember from the world cup
Don Ovan
>>64874955
This guy who plays for Dortmund with a name that's impossible to spell saw his father murder his mother right in front of him when he was 12 years old.
>>64869099
Messi - black
>>64875564
kek. KEK.
