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A big roll doesn't provide personal happiness sub-edition
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night /bet/ is so lovely
I love our intimate conversations and memes. A sleep and a day of shitposting awaits before we meet again.
>>64846691
>>64846724
Sorry lid, Canucks got a fortunate bounce to tie it at 2 with 3 mins left, and OT is a coin toss.
U5.5 still came in at 1.50
Second for break ups and annoying the shit out of New Zealand
Need Kyle Thompson to cool off desu.
>>64859353
May your dreams be filled with many riches anon.
argie gf messaged me today
right now she's in the middle of ecuador next to a volcano in activity, pretty cool
told me she misses me lots and asked if I learned to play her guitar. I wonder if we'll ever meet again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jgxlPfSr-0
>Kenyon Martin will never call you a faggot motherfucker
;_;
Clemson tenner won back on the Heat handi. Going to be able to afford some tea before bed today.
>>64859829
>LDR
ZZZZZzzzz
Just get yourself a new bird in Brazil amigo.
>>64859934
it's not a ldr, we're just friends now
I call her argie gf to the brit who always asks me about her
>>64859829
is that the one who backtracked and said she never had feelings for you? (was that you?)
also playing the guitar is +ev as fuck
>>64859992
that's the first brazilian. was the ideal gf pretty much, extremely pretty, big bunda, very sweet, warm and caring yet horny all the time. never talking to her again tho
argie gf is a badass who plays like 8 instruments, composes, makes instruments. last time I saw her she gave me her first guitar, the first intrument she learned how to play
she had to flee argentina because she had issues with la campora and received several death threats
>>64860095
>never talking to her again tho
good for you bro
>argie gf is a badass who plays like 8 instruments, composes, makes instruments. last time I saw her she gave me her first guitar, the first intrument she learned how to play
is she cute/are you interested in her? cause she's probably into you a lot. Played guitar 15 years, I'd die before I parted with my first guitar. Gutted me just to let my sister borrow it to learn.
Had to look up la campora, that shit is crazy. How did she get on their bad side?
>>64860318
of course I'm interested in her, one of my wishes for this year is to cross paths with her when travelling around the continent
we met in an arts congress in rosario, which turned out to be some sort of political rally instead. she found lots of other things were fishy and got to know that the organizers were exploiting 'hired' people and most likely doing money laundry. was going to contact a lawyer because it was state money and they were employing minors -among other things-, campora got to know this and started harassing her. she had to drop college (most of her friends turned on her because 'artists' are supposed to be with the government) and move out of the country
>>64860533
>one of my wishes for this year is to cross paths with her when travelling around the continent
make it happen man
that's nuts, she really sounds like one of a kind though. If there's anything my old ass can offer on an Indonesian claymation porn board... you've got to at least try. You might fail but not even trying is what's going to haunt you
Kurt Vonnegut got one assignment at Sports Illustrated: a story about a racehorse that leapt a rail and escaped from the track. After hours spent staring at his desk, Vonnegut reportedly left the office for good with just one sentence written. The sentence was: "The horse jumped over the fucking fence.''
KING
U
R
T
>>64859377
I've been Cancucked
Punting on garcia to beat halep 2.7
>>64860841
on too, get my money back if she wins a set but loses
Thanks to the guy who gave me the tip about Clemson getting over 23 points, love you desu
>the only alcohol I could get in the shanty town of memphis at midnight is budweiser and burnetts vodka
this place sucks ass, good thing the hookers are cheap. Also don't have to work until 8pm tomorrow.... I might go blind.
>>64860911
>being stuck in a flyover state
How horrifying. I'm getting ready to work a couple of hours in lab and then take tomorrow off
>>64860944
I'm supposed to be in Chicago but I'm probably going to get stuck with this shit for 2 months. and the hookers are cheap for a reason. this is the worst place in america
>>64861025
M-maybe she's got a great body. And you must not have ever been to Nebraska
>>64861086
>you must not have ever been to Nebraska
oh god no. the one nice thing about distribution is that you only have to do it where there are people.
hmmmmm
>>64861201
Is that Angie?
>>64859185
those college kids who are animals and thugs are 10x worse when they go to the pros and are given lots of money.
Cheeky punt on Kastamanuspor DNB @3.0
>>64861201
JUST DO IT
After a day of no betting we continue the rolling accumulator. We have now turned £50 into £726,14
I've chosen for a game in the English Championship.
Game: Sheffield Wednesday v Bolton
Bet: Sheffield Wednesday to score a goal @1.15
Potential return: £726,14 -> £835,06 (+£108,92)
Best of luck to everyone joining me on this fun adventure.
>tfw sitting on the biggest virgin click bet of the my life right now
Shaking with thirst for the impending collect this weekend,
>>64859185
Dominican Republic is savage, he just won't let it go
pic related, its OP
>>64861249
is angie a 26 year old hooker that lives in memphis?
>>64861300
probably will tomorrow t b h. not worth a dui trying to get to an atm tonight and also I'd probably be carjacked anyway
>>64861513
what team?
Crystal Palace SW or DnB?
>>64861606
both are mug bets.
follow your heart.
That Caroline Garcia HEART and SPIRIT
i know she won't win but she's giving it her ALL
>>64861376
What is this?
>>64861733
some reddit shite, still kinda interesting though desu, might try it sometime
Halep's foot is starting to strain 2.20 is Garcia's price
>>64861820
>starting to strain
U wot?
Halep definitely injured
>>64861831
Mic's picked up on her talking to the trainer about it, and she lost a service game just then without winning a point, worst that could happen is void bet t b h.
>>64861846
>>64861837
You can't start a strain. Either it occurs and you have it or it doesn't and you don't have it.
>Crystal Palace to beat Aston Villa @ 2.5
>No bolasie
>no wickam
>cabaye back
Is it worth it?
>>64861995
maybe DnB to be safe, liking West Ham's odds too
>le in-play meme
>>64861995
same feel desu senpai
>people still falling for the """"over-priced"""" away odds meme
>>64862110
b-but they're the 2 best away teams and playing against shitters
Chris Bosh is a fucking cunt, how hard is to score 22 point asshole
>>64862116
Big Boys are all large staking on Bournemouth.
>>64862151
What possible reason is there for this?
>>64862208
their new meme player probably
>>64862208
Are the cookies that blueless they would mistakenly price WH @4 to win?
I would go on overs in that game, Payet is probably starting.
>>64859185
so what's actually going on in the pic? it's hardly just some lad taking a picture, what else is he at?
>>64862256
West ham haven't exactly lost much, what reason is there to favour bournemouth?
>the Seattle Seahawks opened at +3
special without even thinking
>>64862310
That's Chloe Moretz in the picture.
http://imgur.com/a/Ev0ZM
And there's a whole gallery.
This guy literally stood there taking creep-shots of her inside a restaurant with his flash on, and didn't give a shit.
>>64862344
Bournemouth haven't exactly lost much. They can take points off the top 6 teams easily (apart from Arsenal).
All the hope lies on Payet. And I've fallen for the overpriced away meme too many times to back West Ham.
Akhisar have drifted too much for the team they have out, DNB should be a bet
odds on me ever having a gf?
>>64862629
$51, lower odds than me @ $1001
>>64862629
getting a gf isn't my problem, it's what to do afterwards, I completely lose interest.
>>64862672
>getting a gf isn't my problem, it's what to do afterwards, I completely lose interest.
This 2bh. Our mind subliminally wants to revert back to the mediocre comfort of being alone and without the bullshit.
>>64862532
ayy
>>64862532
Game probably ends in a draw tbf
>>64862532
Oh aye?
>>64862532
>m-muh rball
just fingered an 18 year old
So... any good tennis bets today?
>>64863009
federer
>>64862998
enjoy your time in jail
>>64863009
errani over jankovic
>that defending
top lel. Decisions is probably a 1 in FM
opened my piggybank, have over £250 in there
>>64863254
tory
>>64863030
Lel
>land of the free
o2.5 in the Akhisar game. Akhisar playing basically a back two pushing forward to win
>>64863486
sums
>>64863486
Hup.
>>64863537
>>64863538
Feel bad for the Kastamonuspor keeper. Made at least 4 great saves
Lads get the league 1 teams in, I've got Wigan, Sheffield Wed, Raith Rovers and Syria u23 all to win, 1/20. Sheffield defo win, Raith definitely win too.
Mark Williams, Mark Williams +2.5, Mark Williams to lead after four frames, Mark Williams to win the 1st frame. Egg. Egg. Egg. Egg. Basket.
skedge looking tez, need some cheering up after bowie. best /bet/ moments of all time?
>>64863773
When tips weren't disguised as shitposts
>>64863712
Any reasoning?
>>64863818
can never be sure with that Ronnie chap, but am expecting him to start quite slowly and it to be closer than the prices suggest.
>>64863831
>>64863818
Last time Ronnie had a long time off, his first big game back on television he started so badly. Against Marcus Campbell at Crucible.
Mackers JUDGE
>>64862354
poor girl looks like a suspicious dog
>>64863831
>>64863845
Thanks, looks interesting. Might just get on it for the viewing alone, snookers is a soothing sport to watch
>>64863712
Ronnie played last week in the 2016 championship league winning every game he played. Including one against Mark Williams.
Is Ali the referee again? Surely he's not gonna fix a second time after all the attention he got in the last match
>>64863936
where to find out the referee for this game? someone on blogabet has it
>>64863935
Ronnie will win 6-0 and we can all have a jolly good laugh about it.
if you want free money tonight bet on the blackhawks over the predators.
>The city of Mark Williams
Wtf Williams is shite,
going to be dac here, Williams is dire
Clapping cos he got a yellow but no points. Fuck snooker
>>64864062
was a pretty sick shot though
>muh angles
>He's placed a bet in 2016
Did we ever find out how Euan's exam went?
>tfw you can accurately distinguish the goffposting itt
Any tips on the European friendlies that are coming up?
>>64864117
Waiting on teamsheets lid
Ronnie surreal.
>>64860095
la campora a shit. good thing based macri is cutting every penny they received
>tfw no gf and can't see it changing anytime soon
Boom Williams
>>64862852
>>64862917
>>64862957
>>64862976
Wasn't around to say it earlier but here's a >you. No idea why I've gotten shit for my last 2 tips when you can see for yourself that the lineups have made them value.
r8 don't h8
>>64864337
Dnb was never at good odds apart from 1-0 down
Come the fuck on Iran
Just 1 more goal
>>64864346
muggy/10
>>64864346
>taking the Spurs on the road before lineups are announced
Risky
>>64864337
>the bet won therefore it was value
'No'. What was DNB @ when you tipped it?
>>64864392
yeah ik, I kept telling myself I should wait for it. Worst case scenario I cashout losing $3
>>64864400
You could get 1.67 for it and it drifted slightly in-play. I'd love for you to tell me why it wasn't value though if you could, maybe I should just post pointless blogs instead of tipping in future.
>>64864400
>implying you actually researched into the game to form a proper opinion on whether it was value or not
>>64864448
Exactly, don't ever remember him posting a football value tip on here
YES WILLIAMS, GOT HIM TO GET TO 4 FRAMES FIRST
Isles will surely beat the Blue Jackets, r-right goys?
>>64864498
Dullard detected.
>>64864423
Did you even bother watching the game? It was even throughout and the first goal was an absolute gift. This anon's got it right >>64864356, at the time you tipped it, there was no value >>64864423
>>64864505
Right, so it wasn't value because you think you're some kind of judge? Go back and check the lineups, go back and check the rball, go back and check the result and then tell me it was an even game. No idea why you think you're some kind of football judge when you're quite clearly clueless and have no concept of value judging by all you previous posts on here.
Goff so shrewd
How will I stay up without football? Help lads
>Americans
stick to your mainstream shite please
Here is the accy for this round of BPL.
In order, since most of you don't know swedish;
Palaca to win at Aston villa
Bournemouth - west ham DRAW
Newcastle to beat Man utd at home
Chelsea to beat west brom at home
BTTS city - everton
Ighalo to score at any time
Stoke or draw (vs norwich)
o1.5 goals Swansea - sunderland
Liverpool to beat Arsenal at home
BTTS and Leicester to win away to Spurs
Obviously small stake, but odds @12430 is okay
Comments?
Goff so utterly clueless it makes me rage.
>>64864593
Why
>>64864608
why not? The most unlikely one to be fair is probably the swansea game. Otherwise quite confident
>>64864533
Nobody is saying it was an even game, you were tipping dnb when it was 1.55 and they played as if that's how they should have been priced
>>64864533
>go back and check the rball,
Cause, you know, the rball is always accurate. I'm not claiming to be a master judge but if you would have actually watched the game you would have recognized that tipping a DNB @1.67 in a 0-0 game that was evenly played wasn't value.
>>64864581
Piss off you psuedoshrewd
>>64864623
desu I don't see Newcastle winning that game. But you have the right idea, meatballs
>>64864642
At the time it was tipped the game was priced correctly because it was even at that point. Sure, towards the back end of the second half Akhisar were the better team, but he's insane for thinking DNB @1.67 was value watching the first 15 minutes of play
>>64864642
I replied to a post literally saying it was even throughout, dnb wasn't 1.55 when I tipped, go check oddsportal
>>64864656
>>64864685
It's not always accurate but it's far more accurate than your opinion. Can't believe you're actually disputing this, would love to see how much you're up on football since you know so much.
People struggling with modern transfer fees is an amusing thing. IF YOU HAD MORE MONEY THAN YOU'D EVER HAD BEFORE YOU'D SPEND MORE TOO.
>Ameribets trying to argue value with BT
>>64864703
Same thing with rising salaries too. People find it unfathomable that a defensive player can make as much as the highest paid QB did 8 years ago. When you shatter revenue records for a decade....
>>64864623
>liverpoop beating arsenal
>likely
>>64864701
I don't bet it frequently, but I watch it often. Your claim that rball is more accurate than someone that actually watched the game is laughable.
How's Williams getting on? Just been out shagging since lunch
>>64864710
It's not BT
>>64864759
How do you know?
>>64864747
More accurate than you watching the game is what I said, stick to your lotto college football bets. Looks like the result agreed more with the rball and the lineups than your opinion :^)
>>64864789
>the rball was good and the bet won therefore it was a value bet
Forget how shrewd all the Brits are sometimes ;)
>>64864807
>I saw a shrewdie post this phrase once therefore I'm going to use it without knowing what it means
J U D G E
>>64864828
I know skedge is pretty dire BT but surely you have better things to be doing?
>>64864828
>le no American knows what value is
One of my favorite gimmicks desu
Just looking back at old pictures of me with long curly hair. What on earth was I thinking back then?
>>64864877
No worse than saying all britanons are terrible shitposters desu
>"Its true for the majority that's all I meant!"
>>64865028
I think both are true tbqh. Most britanons are shit posters and most Americans are clueless
Williams looking d e c e
>>64865066
>>64865028
Both are true. The best anons are us, the mongoloid nation.
>>64865121
Right now, not so much. Before he had to open the reds up, he kinda was.
China vs Qatar U20s O2?
>>64864970
elaborate on this with a picture. Blur your face if you're a gayman
>>64864970
>tfw long wavy hair
I'm also handsome and skinny though so I pull it off
Got so much money on Trabzonspor -0.25
Need a Euan israeli tip like AIR
>>64865178
Ends 0-0
>>64865425
Are you the guy who tipped the two previous Turkish cup winners?
>>64865443
Qatar wins
>>64865460
Yes, waiting for Ameribets to pop up and claim it isn't value
>>64865485
They don't seem to have very good attackers, following with a small though
pmsl at Euan telling people to have sex on twitter
good lad
o11.5 corners in the westham game, all in
>>64865485
Haven't been watching so can't comment on the game, but thanks for the shoutout :3
>>64865501
Lost his head going off his last tweets
Clueless dedi serving up a gift on Kfar Saba Shlomi +1.5 pmsl
@pinchbet now has nearly 10k followers wtf
He had like a few hundred in summer, always wondered if it was someone here desu
>>64865540
Please don't say that. On sw large as couldn't get on handi.
Trabzonspor looking very promising, upped to a medium now
Got so much money on 01.5 in Qatar game.
>>64865596
Why? None of them are committing any attackers going forward
Horrifying amounts on Trabzonspor
£278 up today
Now time for a nap.
>>64865609
China look good on the counter, and I don't think Qatar goes scoreless.
SWEAT
Trabzonspor CLINGING on for their lives.
WHAT A GOAL!!
1111111111111111
SUMS
Doubled up on Trabbers
HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP
>>64865596
11111
FUCK OFF
Up too much tbqh
Gonna be up sums off Trabz lids
This is 2222222222 easy
2222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222
>>64865753
22222222222
Need a Bnei Sakhin win like AIR. Otherwise this unreal Trabzonspor bet is all for NOTHING.
tfw not on
>>64865788
tears buddy
>>64865780
this tbhwy
Cheers BT
Bnei Sakhin pls
I'M NOT ON ANYTHING AND THE BRITS ARE POSTING GIBBERISH AGAIN
HELP
Geez mates, was this game tipped at some point? Must've missed it, fucking A.
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2015-nfl-predictions/
WHY aren't you on Chiefs +5?
>>64865847
Disgrace to fellow Ameribets
HAHAHAHA UP THOUSANDS
>>64865847
Just the Turkish cup game, it's just a medium stake but the guy loves to overhype his bets hence the shitposting.
>>64865881
Its a medium stake for you because youre a student slug
Easy money
>>64865881
>shitposting
>>64865653
>>64865764
>>64865594
>>64865485
I posted the first mention and these are my posts since, hardly shitposting is it?
Basi Booms surreal
>>64865906
Sorry mate, just looks like a lot when others who get on start doing it too. Good tip though.
whatever happened to /freemoney/?
>>64865917
Fair enough, can see how it could be annoying but I like it when everyone is on the same bet, if people are actually on it and not just pretending
>>64865912
oh my god
>>64865912
weew
>>64865918
Exactly what you would expect to happen to somebody who bets like that
>>64864970
pmsl
Dedi is a bigger fraud than Brasil tbqh
3333
Chiefs +5 is the biggest misprice in NFL history.
333333333333333333333333333333333333
>Bnei Sakhin dangerous attack
>Bnei Sakhin throw in
Every time zzzzzz
>>64865912
>role
>>64865979
Don't count out Touchdown Tom
HATERS WHERE ARE YOU!!! Come out from your hide out to witness the legendary kind of confidence the BOOM MASTER has got.
>>64865998
Far too much on Sakhin. Scared to count. Going to make 500 on Trabzonspor but lost at least double that if these jews don't win.
>>64866004
Brady is the GOAT but that pass rush is scary.
*laughs*
PGA?
Desperately need someone to message Basi Booms to find out how much he's charging for subs pmsl
>>64866020
Are you me?
>>64866020
Don't know why I replied, too nervous
Anyone else have a miserable day today?
Had to be down the sorting office at 5am, didn't get out until 8 and didn't finish my round until 3! Bloody snow wreaked absolute havoc, fell over twice.
Just had a hot bath and a little kip, feeling a lot better now.
Been out shagging for a month, I assume Notts County are in administration now right?
>>64866051
Matthew is that you?
>>64866023
Their offense isn't though, and Pats defense is very underrated. On offense they get Edelman back, and you know Brady gets the ball out quicker than anyone in the league.
>>64866061
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/3029586/Notts-County-goes-in-administration.html
>>64865596
HUP HUP
>le shrewd americans don't exist
>>64865912
Fake.
It would say "confirm 5000"
Fucking /sp/ are retards.
>>64866084
>doubting the boom master
>>64866084
>racism
>Caan Berry snowboarding video
>>64866084
You need some peanut butter m8
>>64866084
>It would say "confirm 5000"
No.
But "Fake" is correct
>>64866119
caan and the lads
>>64866051
Where do you live to get snow in UK?
>Not on Qatar
>Not on Trabzonspor
>Only on Isreali shite
Cannot stop losing
>>64865461
Hup again
>>64865178
Reminder that I tipped Qatar China
>>64866155
Up north mate.
NEED A BNEI SAKHIN GOAL BEYOND
>Israeli lotto shite
Why do I do this to myself, gonna be so down.
>>64866178
Im up north and no snow.
really gladbach
>>64866226
Inverness m8
