andy reid had a heart attack and he names you as his successor, /sp/. how are you gonna beat the patriots?
>>64833822
>POUND DA ROCK
>miketomlin.jpg
Unleash the fury of the Knile
go full madden vidya and throw deep on every down on offense
on wait....
>>64833822
>take balls to locker room between plays
>adjust air pressure
>run back onto the field
Fight Air with Air!
>>64833822
Fake punts nigga.
>>64833822
ALEX VICK READ OPTION MAH NIGGA
>>64833822
Pipe bomb.
Smeth read options and fake jet sweeps
Just show up. If KC doesn't beat the NE shell team, then it was all a fluke.
>>64833850
>not quick toss
>>64833822
All out blitz on the first play of the game. Take out Brady.
>>64833822
Ask Brady very nicely to forfeit the game
>>64833850
>not screen plays every down
>>64833822
Aim for Brady's spine/knees
Aim for Gronk's glass knees
>>64833822
leave animal carcuses in their locker room
and clog their shitters
am i cool yet?
>>64833913
>>64833894
>not drag route on every play
Have Giselle text pics of her sucking black cocks to Brady during the game
>>64833822
Play conservative on offense and hope the defense gets a lot of turnovers. if the chiefs are going far in the playoffs, its because of the defense.
>>64833955
Does Brady play poorly when aroused?
>>64833864
Looks like someone told them that there was a white chick in the locker room.
>>64833850
>not go for every 4th down
>not go for every extra point
>not rocket catch
>not glitch the o-line with 4-3 middle line backer blitz
>not QB walk glitch
>not using backup QB who is 60 overall but has over 80 speed
>not talking nonsensical shit the whole game with a staticky microphone
Step it up
Get this guys... double reverse pass!
>>64834011
>not asking Madden each play
it's like you're planning to fail tbqh
Call 10 consecutive play-action passes just like my mentor taught me.
>>64834031
But if someone is picking plays themselves, they are cheating
Call John Madden and have him tell me what play I should call.
I'm not. I'm crashing the cheefs with no survivors.
They are a big QB pressure defense. The key to beating them is passes of 4-8 yards out of the shotgun.
Smith's specialty.
>>64833822
Sign Bernard Pollard.
Turn off injuries and put Charles back in. Then quick toss every play.
>>64834225
this
>>64834225
and Ryan Clark
>>64833822
run triple offense that averages 3.4 yards per carry with no offensive penalties so that the clocks runs out
80 yard drives take over 16 minutes of gametime
Hope defense gets a stop
Rinse and Repeat 3 more times
>Hire some bums to break Brady's legs and shatter Gronk's knees before the game.
>>64833978
So you're saying he's a cuck?
>>64833822
meme them to death
>>64835071
>Flawless victory
>>64834011
Not spamming PA End Around each play
Not running hurry up after each play
Not subbing in an OL to play TE and a TE to play WR for endless pancake blocks during each quick toss.
Not using lag to your advantage
Run
Run
Pass
Punt
repeat.
>>64833896
Sounds familiar
>>64835692
Romeo Cernell please
>>64834011
>Aaron Murray/Chase Daniel has over 80 speed
>>64833822
Shout memes into Smeth's helmet all game long and let him win on meme magic.
>>64834474
Is there any doubt?
>>64833822
Bounty gate 2.0 Brady edition
Run the read option, that Smiff kid can run
And pound the interior of the Patriots OL
>>64833892
This
Could probably rest Eric berry too since that pats offense is so toothless. Here's the plan I put in.
Offense:
>run up the middle half the time
>Travis Kelce seam routes
Guaranteed 35 points just doing this
Defense (without Edelman):
>4 man rush every time (guaranteed 5+ sacks against that o line)
>triple team gronk
>leave LaDrop open since him on the field is basically playing with 10 people on offense
>use remaining defenders in zone since no one else on the team can catch
Defense (with Edelman)
>same rushing strategy as before
>double team gronk
>double team edeljew
>no one else can catch
>zone everywhere else
Pic related play calling will take of the rest.
Chiefs fans getting waaay too confident for this game
the let down they will feel is gonna be something they have never felt before
>>64835692
The Herm Edwards offense
>>64838939
>lafell is basically like having 10 players on the field
kek true
>>64838960
>the let down they will feel is gonna be something they have
>1-5
>>64833822
This
Pay the refs
>>64833989
A white chick they could impregnate with their big thick black dicks
I only wish I could surrender my sister to these big bulls and be able to watch
>>64834011
>QB who is 60 overall but has 80 speed
That's literally Alex Smith tho
Guns.
Failing that, food poisoning.
>>64834024
the picture quality makes me think it was taken in 1995.
>>64833822
>how are you gonna beat the patriots?
Permanently injure Brady.
Punt on every down.
