DEAD SKINS EXPOSED SUB EDITION
4ch: Actually thought the deadskin would win and Kirk was """""""""elite""""""
WAS: BOOTY BLASTED BY AN AWAKEN PACKER TEAM
GB:Packers WR Adams leaves with knee injury
SEA:Carroll on Marshawn's status: 'I don't know'
MIN:Peterson commits critical late fumble in loss
SEA:Laces out: Seahawks get miracle playoff win
BUF:Bills announce extension for GM Doug Whaley
WAS:Matt Jones officially inactive for Wild Card
CIN:Report: Bengals have 'no plans' to fire Lewis
KC:Maclin avoids ACL, but has high-ankle sprain
PIT:Roethlisberger (shoulder) to have MRI Sunday
CIN:49ers could name Jackson head coach
Sunday
FA:Report: Philbin wanted Tannehill replaced
PIT:Tomlin has 'no indication' on Big Ben's status
1st for Broncos will win the owl
OFFICIAL CHIMPOUT DIVISION POWER RANKINGS
1. AFC North
POWER GAP
2. NFC WEST
3. NFC EAST
4. AFC WEST
5. NFC SOUTH
6. NFC NORTH
7. AFC WOUTH
9. AFC EAST
>the city of sneak
Is Smeth elite?
Get fucked
>>64829527
>AFC East
>9
cry baby brady
niggerkong suh
the NY jets
>>64829554
you seem upset
>>64829521
>tfw Peyton Manning chokes against the Chiefs
>tfw Brock comes in
>tfw Brock chokes against the Chiefs too
Why don't people realize that the Panthers are honestly the lesser evil to win the Superb Owl?
Look at the rest of the shit-eating field.
If the Packers win the Owl would Sneak literally kill himself?
>>64829568
>>64829520
MOTHER FUCKER
>>64829560
>tfw the Packers go to the owl and his cynical ass still complains
>tfw no head coach
>>64829587
We aren't that lucky.
>>64829585
the chiefs/cardinals are also the lesser evil
hell the cardinals are a lesser evil than the panthers
The Prophecy will be fulfilled.
Superbowl 50 will be a rematch of superbowl 1
KC-GB will shock the nation
It is happening.
>>64829585
this. panthers/cardinals vs chiefs is the ideal owl from a neutral standpoint. i can't deal with seeing any of those other spoiled ass fucking franchises in the championship again
>>64829603
>tfw ded offense an no hope for a championship
>>64829585
>wanting the libkuck smiling black man sjw's to win
They're 7th on my preferred winners list
>>64829585
>lesser evil
The only ones worse than Nigcats would be us12s and Cheatriots
Cam and his chimps are classless af
>>64829585
This is a great final 8
>>64829585
GO PACK GO
VS THE CHIEFS
>mfw pats are healthy
>mfw playoff Brady
>mfw playoff Edelman
>>64829621
>yfw Chiefs win
>>64829603
>>64829627
You guys both have rapist QB's though so you guys can confide in that
Is there a more clutch kicker in the history of the NFL? I think Blair might have a chance to dethrone him.
>>64829638
>broncos
>STEELERS
>>64829643
You cant stop it, has been. You're time is up.
>>64829643
reminder: that nigga got immediately gkicked
>>64829625
Kek stay mad your shit teams aren't perennial championship contenders
>>64829621
God I hope this happens.
>>64829650
>healthy
more like patched up. Definitely better than the last few weeks but not first few weeks good.
>>64829663
Jameis never raped anybody though
yo who gotta baldwin catch webm
Pick a QB:
A
Comp: 13
Att: 26
Comp%: 50%
Yds: 142
Avg: 5.46
Lng: 35
TD/Int: 1/1
5 Rush, 21 yards
B
Comp: 21
Att: 36
Comp%: 58.3%
Yds: 210
Avg: 5.83
Lng: 34
TD/Int: 2/0
1 Rush, -1 yard
C
Comp: 17
Att: 22
Yds: 190
Comp%: 77.3%
Avg: 8.64
Lng: 48
TD/Int: 1/1
5 Rush, 27 yards
>>64829650
Edelman is going to be rusty as fuck and will probably contribute to the Pats going one and done.
You fuckers are delusional.
>>64829666
You beat the fucking redskins m8
like calm down
Panthers/Broncos
>>64829666
Satan trips confirm Packers victory
>>64829621
I would love this with the Chiefs winning this time. Based smith wins it back in San Francisco
>Every home team lost this weekend
kek
>>64829666
sorry Lucifer, the die has been cast.
>>64829698
not to mention that slow start was atrocious
>>64829708
Seahawks-steelers rematch confirmed
>>64829625
>spoiled
"Well run" you mean
>>64829708
Every qb who never played in a playoff game lost. Shocking.
>>64829682
Obviously it's not as good as the first couple weeks you mong
>>64829694
>been ready to play since week 15
>been practicing since before that
>somehow Edelman will be rusty
I love pats haters
Hello, can someone remind me what his name is again? It just doesn't make sense, how can I forget, can anyone tell me?
Post people who wont have jobs next week
>>64829694
>rusty
>literally him and Brady are doing private practices to avoid this
Edelman sucks Brady's cock too much to let that happen. He'd probably kill himself.
>>64829751
LE 3/4 MAN
>>64829751
Blair Waltzing to the unemployment line
GODAMMIT NOW I HAVE TO ROOT FOR THE SEAHAWKS NEXT WEEK.
FUCK YOU VIKINGS KICKER
>>64829755
>mfw a third of all head coaches end up fired by the end of it ll
>>64829755
0-7, He beat the great Jim Mora
>>64829755
It's funny because he's staying.
I fear for the Steelers next year. They should sit their starters against those nigs.
>>64829751
Cucky Cuckerson
>have to wait an entire week for the end of the season
why didn't you just end it redskins
why are you making me suffer
>not a single home team won
Do we need more proof that divisional playoff bids shouldn't exist?
The NFL needs to fix this shit.
>all those Skins legends in the VIP box
>all of them from decades ago
Says something about how this franchise has been in recent history.
>>64829560
>the city of the jests
>>64829587
No, but I'll be sure to rub it in extra hard to just piss you guys off :P
>>64829602
I mean the Cardinals kinda booty blasted us two weeks ago.
>>64829621
Maybe next year.
>>64829755
>implying affirmative action isn't the reason why he still has a job in the first place
this facebook loving kek literally and unironically believed this was true
>queens >not choking >ever going all the way >muh division!1! >queens >not choking >ever going all the way >muh division!1! >queens >not choking >ever going all the way >muh division!1! >queens >not choking >ever going all the way >muh division!1! >queens >not choking >ever going all the way >muh division!1!
>>64829814
>Maybe next year.
>superbowl 50
Which rematch do you want /sp/
Broncos-Seahawks
Broncos-Packers
Pats-Panthers
Pats-Seahawks
Pats-Packers
Chiefs-Packers
Steelers-Cardinals
Steelers-Seahawks
>>64829827
i'm so happy for you bae (;
>>64829650
>Healthy
>at the best down 2 Olineman
>no run game whatsoever
>beat up receivers
>healthy
>>64829805
All it really shows is that homefield advantage is vastly overrated.
Has there ever been an instance of blatant refball where the team that got screwed took it out on the ref later in the game?
I feel like this has to have happened at least once in the 90 year history of the NFL.
Is there a more ideal match up for the neutral fan than Chiefs vs Cardinals?
I mean the Chiefs have sucked for a while and I wouldn't be upset about Larry getting a ring.
Also Andy Reid getting a ring just after leaving the Eagles could lead to prime OWG.
>>64829805
Houston/Washington came out the worst divisions in their conferences.
Vikings/Bengals should've won their games but lost on last second bullshit.
>>64829554
YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>64829755
one of these things is not like the others
the bengals are cucked senpai
>>64829692
If you multiply first by 16 Teddy Bridgewater will appear in your room.
>>64829503
We are a year or so away from RG3 bouncing spock cousins and the Redskins from the playoffs
I can't fucking wait.
YOU LIKE THAT?!
post #justburfictthings
>when you want to spear a qt3.14 guard in his junk
>>64829755
the bengals have publicly stated he is staying
>kek
>>64829663
>i sold meth to more than half your team all season
>>64829887
If RG3 ever actually plays quarterback functionally in the NFL ever again I'll sing "Hail to the Redskins" in the middle of an intersection wearing absolutely nothing but a Dallas Cowboys hat.
I'm not mad, not even entirely disappointed.
The playoffs were a dream this season, even breaking .500 was a dream. Redskins only go up from here.
>>64829503
>Deadskins
>Exposed
It was common knowledge the shitskins were only there for being the least shitty team in their abortion of a division.
>Florida man with fantasy football experience applies for NFL head coaching job
http://www.wpxi.com/news/news/national/unqualified-man-applies-nfl-nasa-jobs/np2hB/
>>64829855
The receivers will be completely healthy after 3 weeks to heal
We never had a run game even when we were fully healthy
It's not like the starters on out OL could block anyone either
This is easily the healthiest we've been in a while, plus we won't be losing games due to special teams again either. Like we did 3 (THREE) {TROIX} [TRES] times in the regular season.
Chiefs/Cardinals would be too good to be true. White QB's, white coaches, white fanbases.
>>64829920
They were favored to win and got btfo
wew lad
>>64829856
Home field advantage did help when outdoor. Seacucks would've slaughtered the Viqueens if it weren't for the home field. If you were spotted 7 pts before the game even started but still ended up losing, were the 7 pts NOT an advantage? All these road wins only proved those home teams were shit.
>>64829714
Good choice.
>>64829812
Sonny Jurgensen also needs to retire from the broadcasting booth. Sonny man, we love you, but age is starting to catch up to you. The past two years his game commentary has been gradually getting simpler and dumber.
"So he totally...uh...blocked that guy."
"Whoo, look at him run left."
"The team needs to score on this next drive to tie it."
>>64829920
>common knowledge
Clearly you hadn't been visiting /spree/ frequently
>>64829935
>arizona
>white
>all four wild card teams won
what will be yfw one of the CCGs is 6 seed at 5 seed?
I really really hope the redskins pay kirk cousins. Please lock him up for a seven year deal. The NFCE thanks you.
>>64829957
There's only so much you can say during a game.
Reminder that this actually happened
Who /apathetic/ here
Press F to mock corpse.
>>64829947
Also the Redskins home support is fucking woeful. Relative to other NFL players I feel sorry for the skins.
Do you think they have decreased loyal/vocal support because of the ongoing renaming bullshit?
>>64829573
At least I'm not a tranny loving faggot.
>>64829995
Cousins looks like the best quarterback in the division, though. I guess that's not hard in a division with the Eagles, who have no QB, and the Cowboys, with Romo.
>>64830004
So spee, is it better to lose in the first round for five consecutive seasons or is it better not to make the playoffs at all?
The reason marvin lewis might keep his job is because who would they get to replace him?
I mean, he should go but you have to think of the head coaching market out there.
>>64829979
Valuing the 2/0 over the 1/1, I can understand it. But you miss out on that sweet 77% comp%, which really helps drives.
>pats lost 4 out of last 6, Brady playing like shit
>chiefs won 11 straight, pass rush is elite
it's over, patriots are finished
>>64830021
lol!
>>64829978
back to you being a weirdo
How mad was spee when it happened?
>>64830004
bengals fans must have the biggest case of blue balls. 0-7 is unreal
>>64830018
No dude, its because the location of that stadium is fucking garbage. Getting to it and leaving it are such a fucking hassle.
>>64830041
>muh win streaks
Look ma, a retard
>>64830004
Queens fan here, I saw the AP choke coming from a mile away and I knew frodo was playing suspiciously well. All came tumbling down.
Here's to the chiefs or panthers winning, only two teams I'd like to see take the owl.
>>64829650
You must be retarded, one of the most injured O lines in football.
>>64829990
It really just makes sense with the year we've had. Whether it's shitty schedules or key players getting injured, nobody looks that great.
>>64830025
Romo is top 5 when healthy you fucking retard
>>64829957
He's lucky that he made it to 80 before going senile - Troy Aikman is only in his 40s and he talks like a dementia patient.
I cannot wait to obliterate you lucky pieces of garbage. Hope you enjoyed the last week of the season because we literally gave a shit. We are going to make you look foolish for lucking your way to the nfc championship but we'll see you there none the less.
Stanton will be dancing on your fucking graves instead of in your shitty stadium.
>>64830025
>Eagles, who have no QB...
Basedford was good, faggot
>>64830001
Didn't the Seacucks chimpout during the kneel right after?
I seem to recall images of Gronk tossing nig nogs around.
Richard Sherman said he thinks Walsh missed the field goal because he got close to blocking his previous kick...
And then Bennett said he knew that they knew they were going to win...
Are the Seahawks the fucking worst? They deserved to lose that game. They memed it out again
>>64830021
minnesota is the only state to vote dem for the last 40 years breh
>>64830052
did you hear all the fireworks breh
All this Kirk love was all the MSU memers from /CFB/ hiding after the Spartans got so BTFO by Bama.
>>64830004
>>64830011
F
>>64830070
Nobody believes this shit, not even Cowcucks fans
>>64830066
it's all about momentum, patriots have none, chiefs have all
chiefs win in a blowout
>>64830025
If that's how Cousins performs in the playoffs they need to find someone new pretty soon.
Don't think anyone is worth wasting a high draft pick on though, for anyone in the NFC east. I'd trade a team for a back-up with experience and try and get Cody Kessler to be honest.
Will the Hawks run end, or will the Panthers be exposed?
>>64830090
mad
a
d
Is Joey Porter the most based coach in the league?
>single handedly give the offense 15 yards
>not even a player on the team
>>64830004
I'm so jaded at this point I actually burst out laughing when Frodo missed that field goal.
Classic Vikings.
>>64830115
both outcomes are great
>>64830109
Lmao
>>64830084
I been look for this picture ever since all my dank 4chan pics collection were eased, months ago.
Thank you based anon
>>64829598
What's the problem?
>>64830075
you talking to me?
>>64830115
I don't think you can get exposed with only 8 teams left.
>>64830011
F
literally a week from now youll be back to picking your nose and shitting in the corn hole box
>>64830160
Wanna fight about it?
>>64829575
So the AFCCG for you would be Broncos v. Chiefs? I would totally like that.
>>64830113
Are you fucking crazy, Cousins did fine. Were we watching the same game? He made some fantastic throws and didn't turn the ball over.
>>64830184
Yeah, I do
>>64830109
I refuse to believe Alex fucking Smtih and Andy Reid are going to stroll into Gillette and win a playoff game against Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, especially while they chiefs are lacking their #1 receiver.
>>64830075
why u heff to be mad
>yfw the Patriots get BTFO next week
>>64830038
Yes but 7 points > an interception by a mile
>>64830184
yes, you bitch
What are >our chances next week?
>>64830203
Give me your address; I'll kick your goddamn ass up and down the street, kid.
>>64830109
>muh momentum
Yeah, nah, it didnt work for the Panther and it wouldnt work for your dumb ass team
>>64830234
Meet me at Waffle House bitch
>>64830059
Sorry bruh, just an independant observer. Didn't realise stadium location sucked.
...Just actually looked it up, it's a half hour drive from centre city, you fucking kidding me? Takes me that long to get to my dogshit local soccer team. Unless if there's something I'm missing?
>all these people wanting to see the Patriots get BTFO
only Seahawks know this feel of unanimous hatred
>>64830075
>learning from mistakes
>>64830186
>Implying Big Ben doesn't play better hurt
>D. Williams back
>AB going thru protocol but the Rooneys own Goodell so he will play
>Chicken Parm coming off 2 months of nothing in what's most likely going to be shit weather.
>>64830251
What if I get there first? Can I order something?
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL wont win the owl this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
The Chiefs superbowl drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it!
>>64830209
Yea but the Chiefs defense is playing lights out and they play a way that causes trouble to the patriots.
>>64830228
apparently really fucking good. Patriots are the ones that should be worreid
Being a sports fan is miserable.
Jim E. Mora was the greatest coach to never win a playoff game.
>>64829935
>Cardinals
>fanbase
There are about as many Bears fans here as there are Cards fans. Everyone here is a transplant, and even the locals are just as likely to be Raiders or Chargers fans
>>64830272
I'm already here with my wife's son.
You want me to order you something for when you get here?
>>64830278
I know you wanna up the stake for your shitty pasta, but it is ok nigger, I will cap it and fucking frame it when this doesn't happen.
AND YOU CAN FUCKING CAP THIS
>>64830278
>Charles, DAT, and O'Shuaghnessy all got hurt and yet the pasta still came true
>>64830280
>lights out
against any good teams? Beating the Texans really isn't an achievement
>>64830280
I understand that, I just don't think Smith and that offense will make the plays that they will need to make. That's all.
>>64830314
Sure. My wife's boyfriend might show up, too, though.
>>64830321
>#5 best team in the AFC
>Not an achievement
Okay faggot...
>>64830278
keep the pasta small m8
instead of owl make it AFCCG
>>64830199
There were about 4 throws that should have been turnovers if the packer's secondary got their act together, along with underthrowing/wide throws. Furthermore, I know the O-line sucked dick, but the sheer number of sacks showed a lack of decision making under pressure on his part.
>>64829969
Right, forgot most of /spuh/ doesn't know about sports and are just here to shitpost
>>64830334
>#2 best team in the AFC
>Not an achievement
stop acting like the Patriots are a scrub team.
>>64830256
everything is american-sized here. all of england is smaller than the state of louisiana. a half hour drive for us is not a big deal in many ways, but it's still obviously better for a sports team to be located in the city it's named after.
it's like the saying goes: "american people think 100 years is a long time and british people think 100 miles is a long distance"
>Sleep tight Memey
>0 playoff wins
kek
>If the Jaguars just had a secondary they would've been 100x more worthy of the playoffs than the fucking 8-8s
>>64830355
>unironically losing to the squids
>>64830334
I mean it's not really. 95% of teams across conferences have been garbage this year.
>>64830370
Why didn't they start Tebow?
>>64830109
>momentum
>not beating shitty teams
>beat the buncos cause manning turned over 4 times
>barely beating the browns
>blowing out the toxins who turned over 4 times in the first half
>thinking the pats will be anything like this
>>64830269
wow its been 5 whole minutes and no one has told you to fucking kill yourself
cool
go steelers
>>64830383
The Pats almost always lose to the Phins in Miami though.
>>64830396
>steelers at broncos next week for the first time since tebow time
are you hype? I wonder how many times the media will bring it up this week. Skip probably will.
>>64830370
>Carr
0 playoff games
>Bortles
0 playoff games
>Bridgewater
What should of been a 4th quarter playoff game winning drive against the #1 D in the league in shit weather
Kid impressed me today.
>>64830109
>momentum
>legitimately almost lost to the fucking browns
>thinking the pats are gonna be blow out
Fuck off.
>>64830429
I can't wait. Manning is going to spaghetti so hard, I hope Tebow spends the day comfy and happy. Wonder if there's any chance of them playing "All he does is win" as one of the cut-away songs.
>>64829520
Ugh.
>>64830429
fuck off you know were too stupid to answer questions
>>64830030
not make the playoffs at all.
Broncos fan here
At one point I want Kansas to beat NE just to see Patriots fans whine and cry, but if Denver manages to beat the Steelers, winning against Kansas seems a hard-as-hell task
>>64830370
>>64830228
Hawks fan here, cheering for you guys
>>64830030
Always better to make the dance
ATTENTION BIRDS
Question for Cards fans: Would you rather see your team in an NFCCG against the Panthers, or the Seahawks?
Question for the Seahawks fans: Would you rather see your team in an NFCCG against the Cardinals, or Green Bay?
>>64830464
uh, what? misquoted me, or did I miss something?
>>64830475
Nah, we beat them once this year, and they only beat us in the second game because peyton died, so if the chiefs come back for round 3 we should have it in the bag
>>64830439
>Carr
0-0 in playoff games
>Bortles
0-0 in playoff games
>Bridgewater
0-1
not even AP could help the Memer
>>64830486
Hawks/Cards
>>64829755
CHECKED
FUCK VONTAZE BURFICT!
see ya'll niggas in a week
>>64830486
Seahawks fan here
I want the Cardinals
The hawks already embarrassed GB in the NFCCG and a divisonal matchup makes the West look even stronger
>>64830511
For that it's needed that the whole team plays much better than in the regular season, especially the offensive line
>>64830396
I feel bad for Tebow, not even the Patriots wanted him.
>>64830513
>AP
He did more to hurt him than help him.
>>64830486
Green Bay
I want payback for Hasselbeck at Lambeau
>>64830486
The Cards, to be able to end the season on a very high note
(and if the Hawks managed to lose, I wouldn't be as sad as if they lost to the Pockers)
>>64830486
Seahawks. We weren't even trying last time, so we'd win this time for sure.
>>64829788
No wonder Mora was so pissed about reporters asking him about the playoffs
>>64830528
enjoy your loss. smeth gonna smeth all over bardy
Don't forget to check out the new Netflix original series available now!
>>64830486
Cards here. Bring on the bird massacre.
>>64830365
Not to be a dick, but none of anything you said had any relevance. I was saying that 30 minutes (about 20 miles?) is not a long way. If I only had to travel that far to see an nfl game I'd jump at the opportunity.
>>64830496
>>64830568
savage
>>64830544
all jokes aside the future looks bright is all those QB don't fuck up
>>64830511
29-13
>>64829625
I want Brady to win a 5th and be cemented as the GOAT
Then he can retire and the AFC East can be competitive again
>>64830589
>all jokes aside
>>64830486
I'd rather face Green Bay. Then Itll mean we beat all three of the NFL contenders on the second go around, and because the Packers are pretty well inferior to the Cards and it's all about the path of least resistance.
@Packersbros
>THAT WIN
>>64830607
Too many cheating allegations to be GOAT. Sorry fampai.
>>64829625
>wahh I hate successful teams
>>64829520
Does /sp/ agree that Al Michaels and Cris Collinsworth are the GOAT?
>>64830650
madden and summerall are the goat.
with the sunday night crew of theismann, patrick, and maguire a close fucking second
>>64830650
Jon Gruden or bust
>yfwdrwdso
>>64830645
>allegations
and I make the allegation that you're a fucking faggot. I don't need proof, ESPN told me so.
>>64829849
Broncos-packers
Gotta love the 90s
how was your weekend lads?
seahawks, patriots, cardinals, steelers next week btw
>@alexmarvez 14m14 minutes ago
Source tells @NFLonFOX that Rob Ryan is joining @buffalobills defensive coaching staff working under/with his twin brother Rex.
DOUBLE BROTHER TROUBLE
>>64829503
Now that the losers are out what are the storylines for next week?
>>64830650
I like them, but a lot /sp/ergs can't stand Collinsworth's voice. These retards actually prefer Joe Buck and Aikman.
CONTENDERS
>Cardinals
>Broncos
>Healthy Steelers
PRETENDERS
>seahawks
>Panthers
>Chiefs
>Patriots
>ded Steelers
>>64830682
I didn't think those cake razors could get any sharper... but then they do
>>64830626
>and because the Packers are pretty well inferior to the Cards and it's all about the path of least resistance
Don't be a candyass
>>64830674
at this point I rather have the Raiders win the owl than the fucking Chiefs with their fucking fake good guy facade
>>64830670
Gruden is the best.
>>64830675
>ywn be this assmad about your tainted as fuck franchise
Feels good.
>>64830692
>broncos led by chicken parm
>contenders
>Cardinals going to gang rape Rodgers again
Perfect.
all of the teams that moved on were the ones I didn't want to
help
>>64830650
>>64830728
Manning will break his bootyblast bone on the opening drive and will be replaced by Brock Lobster.
>>64830686
>steelers looking for revenge from the Tebow loss
>battle of the black qb's with good defenses
>elite qb-off ft. Palmer and Rodgers
>Can the pats win with edelman back against the red-hot Chiefs
