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match (which no one will watch) today:
>2nd bundes
freiburg - ksc (20:15 cet)
good morning
>Nationalspieler Max Kruse soll in Berlin nach kicker-Recherchen erneut verhaltensauffällig geworden sein. Nur wenige Tage nach Bekanntwerden seiner frühmorgendlichen 75000-Euro-Taxi-Tour musste der Wolfsburger Angreifer am Sonntag bei Manager Klaus Allofs zum Rapport. Bundestrainer Joachim Löw, der vom jüngsten Vorfall unterrichtet wurde, will am Montag über die Konsequenzen entscheiden. Kruse droht der Rauswurf aus der Nationalmannschaft, und auch in Wolfsburg hängt seine Zukunft am seidenen Faden.
>Was war passiert? Bei der Feier seines 28. Geburtstages in einem Berliner Klub am Abend nach dem 1:1 gegen Darmstadt habe Kruse einer Frau, die ihn mehrmals fotografiert hatte, für kurze Zeit das Handy entwendet, um die Bilder zu löschen. Der Konflikt sei zwar am Sonntag ausgeräumt worden, es droht jedoch ein Nachspiel.
>having to travel to berlin to celebrate your birthday because wolfsburg is a shithole
lmao
>Earlier in the week Keller said he felt for Borring but that he had not deliberately hurt his team-mate’s feelings. “I have told the rest of the squad what has happened and what I think. I am not an ice-cold person who doesn’t feel empathy with Borring or the team. I have a heart and I have followed mine. I have followed my feelings. And that is why we are in this situation.”
Imagine you have to live with a name like this.
GOAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL
>>66321052
shut up
>Die finanzkräftigen Sachsen stehen vor dem Aufstieg in die Bundesliga und planen den Kader für die neue Saison. Im Blickpunkt soll vor allem Leverkusens Keeper stehen. Zweitliga-Spitzenreiter RB Leipzig steht kurz vor dem Aufstieg und plant bereits intensiv für die Bundesliga. Für die Zeit in Liga eins will der Klub Bernd Leno von Bayer Leverkusen nach Leipzig locken, berichtet die Bild. Der soll demnach für eine festgeschriebene Ausstiegsklausel über 18 Mio Euro den Verein verlassen können, was für Leipzig kein Problem darstellen dürfte. Erste Gespräche mit Leno-Berater Uli Ferber haben offenbar bereits stattgefunden.
And so it begins.
>>66321109
please watch our sport
>>66321140
will bangladesh win today?
>>66321154
.>We have the most memes per capita, it's only a matter of time before they start doing something.
But it really depends on the deck. If it is a nice juicy road, >we will win easily. If it is another rank turner, could go either way, maybe even Bangers favourites.
http://www.n-tv.de/sport/fussball/Wird-Djilobodjis-Kopf-ab-Geste-bestraft-article17270531.html
What did he mean by this?
>>66321001
>Für die anstehenden Testspiele gegen England Italien war der Mittelfeldspieler nominiert worden, nach den Vorkommnissen vom Wochenende behalte der DFB sich jedoch Sanktionen vor. Wie die „dpa“ meldet, werde eine Reaktion Löws im Laufe des Montags erwartet.
>>66321139
I thought they wouldn't go all out. 18m is a lot for a keeper in your first year of bundes imo.
Hello, is this /cric/ (formerly /bundes/)?
>>66321450
The DFB is waiting for the media to generate a shitstorm. If they don't, nothing will happen. He should be much more careful though, now BILD clearly has him on the Kieker. Also I don't see a problem with what he did. Some peoples behavior on the pitch is much worse.
>>66321360
He's probably a moderate beheader.
contento scored a nice blooter this weekend. maybe he will finally come back to bayern to take Alaba's spot
>>66321360
kids do this in elementary school when they want to say to someone that they are going to hit him
I've watched a lot of boring games in my time, but this one was on another level. Never again.
What do we think of Rogic lads?
>>66321761
Agreed. Womens cricket is fucking atrocious.
>>66321767
Big fat fucking meme. Couldn't get picked ahead of 97 year old Bresciano who had been banned for 6 months
>ausfailia
>Germany
>>66321967
:^*
>>66321978
Since you don't watch our sport, I'm going to tell you who that man is.
He quite literally killed a man. One of his former state team-mates no less, a lad he grew up playing with. He killed him single-handedly.
>getting killed by a ball
>>66322028
i cri everytiem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EghQlFMMZqQ
>>66321190
I'm guessing hitting the ball like that is unusual?
>>66322014
I once held a cricket ball in my hand.
How anyone plays that sport is beyond me.
>>66322028
>This kills the man.
>>66322028
>getting killed by Ahmeds
>>66322089
But I'm Ahmed
>>66322058
There's a guy from Poortugal who plays at a domestic level
This is his contribution at 7:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTAJM7M8x5o
>>66322051
Yeah, that is closer to a baseball swing than a cricket swing. It got the job done though.
http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/johan-djourou-sex-scene-former-arsenal-defender-stars-in-porn-scene-in-racy-french-film-a6942611.html
Ousmane Dembele has agreed terms with Bayern Munich but will be loaned to Rennes for a season, according to beIN Sport.
>>66322164
wew
>>66322164
>Johan Djourou (in afro) in the scene with his wife Emilie
lewd
>>66322164
His wife is a qt.
>In this over the top comedy a rivalry between two competing barbershops in New Orleans escalates dramatically, sending the lives of the owners, their families, and their friends spiraling out of control.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3349550/
>footballer acting totally normal
"LETS FIRE HIM!!!!"
baka baka
>>66322328
i still don't understand how it's legal for football clubs to fine their employees for losing money in a cab or standing next to a mercedes desu
>>66322337
I think they have some clause in their contract.
>>66322348
doesn't make it lega. or is it just one of those things no one wants to challenge in court?
>>66322351
*legal
>>66322258
is neuer too mainstream?
>>66322381
Fährmann was a beast against Gladbach
>>66322351
I don't know if clauses like this are illegal by default. People who work for the church sign work contracts in wich they're are obliged to "live their life in the interest of the church". Football contracts can be tricky too.
>>66322409
>People who work for the church sign work contracts in wich they're are obliged to "live their life in the interest of the church".
but being in breach of such a contract clause just give the employer a valid cause for termination, not to fine the employee. as fas as i'm aware employees getting fined only happens in sports
>>66322442
We often see contracts with built-in fines (sometimes a lump sum like €7k or more often 3-4 months pay) for breach of certain terms (most often confidentiality and loyalty), but a breach of those will always lead to sacking as well.
>>66322482
ah, okay. that's mostly for people in managment positions though?
>>66321139
>Laut Informationen des „kicker“ steht Hannovers Nationaltorwart Ron-Robert Zieler (27) bei Bayer 04 Leverkusen als potenzieller Ersatz für Bernd Leno (24) im Fokus. Der aktuelle Bayer-Keeper war zuletzt mit Zweitligist RB Leipzig in Verbindung gebracht worden.
>Laut „Bild“ habe es zwischen Lenos Berater Uli Ferber und den Verantwortlichen des vermeintlichen Aufsteigers bereits erste Gespräche im Hinblick auf einen möglichen Transfer im Sommer gegeben. Lenos Vertrag beim Werksklub läuft noch bis 2018, dem Vernehmen nach besitzt sein Arbeitspapier jedoch eine festgeschriebene Ausstiegsklausel in Höhe von 18 Millionen Euro.
> Zielers bis 2017 laufender Vertrag an der Leine soll im Abstiegsfall eine Ausstiegsklausel in Höhe von 3,5 Millionen Euro enthalten. Neben Leverkusen war der gebürtige Kölner zuletzt auch mit seinem Jugendklub 1. FC Köln in Verbindung gebracht worden.
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>>66322499
Not really. It's a bit random. I think it depends more on whether the employer bases the contract on some standard thing they found on the net, or whether they got it from a law firm. In the latter case they're often a bit more strict.
We see it in contracts for newly graduated low paid people as much as with senior guys.
>>66322517
>from one average keeper to another
JUST
>>66322499
>>66322527
But of course it's more likely to be upheld in court for someone in management than some lowly social media slave on €4k a month.
>>66322541
how much do you make a month?
>>66322258
ramos actually did it
>>66322560
I don't know if I want to say
>>66322604
does it sound like a lot, but isn't really considering cost of living in denmark?
>>66322604
what can go wrong???
hello
Länderspielspause also usually means deep interviews with Pierre-Emile Hojbjerg. None out yet, but it can't be long.
>>66322612
Yeah probably, at least for a starting wage.
>>66322631
Hello
Buffon is so amazing.
>>66322612
>>66322631
stop being rude
>>66322656
I agree with you
>>66322677
but I'm nice
>>66322677
what
>>66322698
huh?
>>66322712
i don't see how i was being rude
>>66322729
You don't ask for such thnigs.
>>66322698
>>66322712
>>66322729
>>66322736
good afternoon
>>66322751
hello
>Kruse
>>66322770
>>66322754
>>66322751
>>66322736
>>66322729
>>66322712
>>66322698
>>66322692
>>66322677
>>66322656
>>66322631
dumb frogposter
>being a literal meme
you know remember Mario Götze
>celebrate birthday
>get suspended from NT
>get fired by wolfsburg
>lose livelihood
FUCK THIS POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND PUSSYFICATION
>have to take a fake wife because you are homosex
>>66323966
you forgot
>lose €75k
>>66323966
It's not about political correctness, it's about fucking with the BILD. Still scary how they can fuck with peoples lives.
So apparently Kruse isn't in the NT anymore. I don't really understand what the problem is.
As far as I can tell he
>forgot some of his money in a cab
>made a photo of himself standing next to his car (mercedes) and posted it online
>got annoyed by some BILD cunt taking pictures of him during his birthday party, took the phone away and deleted the pictures
Where is the outrage here?
>>66324255
>made a photo of himself standing next to his car (mercedes) and posted it online
that was bendtner
>>66324255
People used to say he has some personality problems (wannabe gangster).
>>66324255
>>66324277
he plays poker after all
so I can imagine he is a hothead
also checked
>>66320989
Morning
>>66324283
I think he thought he was a rapper back in Bremen. Anyway, he's definitely not the brightest candle on the cake.
Just think of the countless times he's in Berlin. Don't VW officials hate if someone on their payroll spends too much time there?
>>66324348
seriously, go take an english course or something
>>66324355
My English is perfectly fine.
>>66324113
wew lad
>>66324348
there is a direct train connection to berlin from woflsburg
takes you one hour of pendling
>>66324418
don't know why, but for a moment I thought the third guy was sebastian rode.
you now remember that both arne friedrich and pablo thiam lived in berlin while playing for wolfsburg
>>66321514
No
>>66321761
Should have eaten more sausages for distraction
>>66324388
hello
>>66322169
Ten goals and five assists in 19 ligue 1 matches as an 18-year-old winger. I don't get it
>>66324393
Plus another 30 minutes to get to Spandau/Hauptbahnhof/Ostbahnhof. Anyway, I said it because I once read this article about VW's Berlin-Wolfsburg commuters:
>Ein junger Mann antwortet auf die Frage, nach dem Warum mit einer Gegenfrage: "Waren Sie schon mal in Wolfsburg?" Pendler wollen beides: Metropole und Job beim Weltkonzern. Das hört man bei VW nicht gern, denn die Firma investiert viel in Wolfsburg und hätte gern alle Mitarbeiter beisammen, wie ein Pendler erzählt. Die meisten nennen deshalb vorsichtshalber nicht ihren Namen.
http://www.berliner-zeitung.de/morgens-mit-dem-zug-zu-vw-nach-wolfsburg--abends-zurueck-in-die-hauptstadt--viele-berliner-sind-langstreckenpendler---und-loben-die-bahn-ag-leben-nach-fahrplan-14983200
And I heard the same thing regarding their football players.
>>66324459
yes hello
>>66324418
wow robben is looking old, probably just the lightning.
>>66324478
whats good
>>66322169
It's like buying an ounce of gold and storing it into somebody elses garage for a year
>>66322328
Hello Kyouko
>>66324477
vw should just move their corporate hq to berlin desu
>>66324481
the usual, shitposting at 4chan etc.
>>66322673
Yeah he's one of those perfect human beings. God he must be the happiest person on earth
>>66324482
they are waiting for robben and ribery contracts to expire
>>66324530
And Götze's.
>>66324508
seems fun
>>66324566
true
mods are bullying us again :(
>>66322169
GOAT
try to decipher it because i can't
>>66324853
j'oie jeux baudet bonhomme de neige wapiti gazouillement
translates to:
I goose games snowman donkey elk twitter
Or in other words: Paris is the very early champion of France
>french football
who cares
This thing with Kruse only shows how professional footy in germany has become in comparison to the pre-Klinsi-Age, where Football players had a direct wire to the press and every BILD-journalist had their handy numbers.
>>66325557
yes. back in the days he would have got rich with such pseudoscandals
Just ask Loddar
fuck I'll be in london for the second leg of the champions league
>>66324891
just understood it. It meant "joyeux anniversaire twitter"
oie = o
yeux = yeux
ane = ann
snow guy = hiver = iver
cerf = saire
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
AC Danish talent of the year
>>66325972
who?
danés
>tfw Kruse Masturbation Video posted on his Facebook wall
>>66325949
Well there you go
>>66326012
What do you not understand?
Someone posted a leaked Video on his wall. go check
good night
>>66326016
i dont have facebook
>>66326027
You must be a blast at parties.
>>66326016
can't find it
>>66326026
Night
>>66326036
i have twitter !
>>66326036
i have twitter!
what the fuck
>bradrunkzil
>>66326089
Time to fix my tire
just realised that i don't really want to see kruse masturbating
>>66326129
Who do you want to see masturbating
>>66326101
denmark is bestmark
>>66326138
you ;)
Returned
>>66326389
from what? masturbating?
>>66326403
Fixing my tire
>>66326411
And when do you fix your life?
>>66326411
on your bike?
>>66326543
Yes
What can't Griffo do?
Is /bundes/ dead?
>>66326848
We're busy watching Freiburg-Karlsruhe
>>66326591
Who is Griffo
>we
Night
>>66326848
they are all watching kruse masturbate
nighty night bundes.
another NEETo day comes to an end.
>>66326888
Freiburg player
>>66326946
living the dream
im not cancer btw
>tfw can't find the vid
>>66327093
same, family
because it doesn't exist
>>66327172
it's already going around in whatsapp. I won't post it here but it's probably on some pornsite by tomorrow
>>66327213
It's on >_
1235385
>>66327252
>wat
>>66327213
this
Johannes just posted it in the bundes whatsapp group
>>66327252
Thanks
Johannes does not exist either.. there I said it. Sorry I have to break character here but it's driving me nuts. All the """famous former tripfags""" DO NOT EXIST!!! Johannes, Tobi, Neinhold, Hermann, did I forget anyone? They never existed! THEY NEVER POSTED IN BUNDES! They are all made up personas by one schizophrenic bundes poster and we all just rolled with it for shit and giggles but I can't do it anymore.
>>66327494
oh Johannes please
Fucking Bild is trying to ruin Kruses career. How can we help him?
BILD now falling for the Johannes meme... one of their interns must be reading here
was there ever explained why the fuck kruse was running around with 75k cash?
was he playing some illegal poker tournaments or what?
>>66327494
pretty sure i saw neinhold and herman posting a couple of times
am i shizo now?
>>66328093
Poker money
>>66328168
Or drugs for the upcoming birthday party
>>66328199
>buying them half a year before his birthday
thoughts?
WHERE IS THE FUCKING VIDEO
>>66329125
>breakyourownnews.com
at least you tried
>>66329140
pls explain i don't get it
i mean, it's pretty obvious that it's a fake why do you have to point it out?
>>66329156
because you could at least have taken photoshop and and shooped the news in or removed the watermark to make it a bit more believable
>>66329171
i'm in bed on my laptop, no photoshop until tomorrow senpai
good night
