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>>64804614
This isn't a sport. Get the fuck out, dumbshit.
>>64804619
>>64804599
look for a (kick)boxing gym instead
>>64804614
1/17 - UFC FN 81: Dill vs Dom
1/29 - Lellator 148:
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my version, was too slow getting creative
Why is Dillashake vs Dominatrix on a fight night?
>>64804632
but kickboxing hurts, I think I'd be too much of a bitch for it
also bjj seems more interesting to me
>>64804645
because this is a fight for the real fans who are subscribed to Fight Pass™
>>64804645
because they can, ufc get's experimental with this shit. might be because they are trying to make dillashaw better then DJ as a draw.
>>64804645
will Cruz become the next 10 years undefeated fighter? he only has 14 months to pull it off
>>64804677
At least Aldo fought multiple times per year during his run (except for fighting only once in 2012), Cruz stayed unbeaten from 2011-2014 only because he wasn't fighting
>>64804720
really who has he dodged in that time though? barao and tj, wow big deal
uriah didn't lose to anyone else, he didn't really need to fight anyone till now. who knows he could have had an aldo super fight in 2012...
>>64804619
FOY
>>64804743
True, but it's still a pretty big asterisk to consider if he does make it the full 10 years. Went undefeated for 10 years*
*But didn't fight anyone for 3 of those
>>64804677
you can't count time towards your undefeated streak if you are injured for 3 years ya goof
gonna go to my first bjj class next week what to expect?
>>64805064
Where are you gonna train lad?
You'll tap soon and often, accept that and just have a laugh with it.
>>64805064
Expect to get choked out just so you know what it feels like
>>64805064
at the new 10th planet in london?
>tfw I'm 6'7 and kinda worried people will laff at me if I start any kind of MA training
Might have to do it anyway because not getting laid is making me aggressive.
What would you do with Cowboy Cerrone?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jpAjGsb_To
>>64805176
drink beer of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5OUt53-6YM
>>64805154
LOL at lifting her legs so that her blood flows back the her head. Nice broscience.
>>64805212
Fucking sad, man.
>>64805180
LIES
Two punches
>>64805212
Jesus, that was hard to watch.
>>64805176
Drink beer on his boat (refer to JRE for stories), take turns holding pads with him to practice my AAIISSHH techniques.
>>64804720
>>64805033
that's the joke
>>64805264
>ywn be part of Schaub's crew
just heem me
Reminder that if you're one of the many posters who posts links ITT, you should remember that I don't open a single one of them. Youtube, Sherdog, UFC, Bloody Elbow, BJ Penn, Strawpoll, anything; I do not click a single one. All that time you spend highlighting the link, copying and pasting it, filling out the CAPTCHA and sitting eagerly waiting for relevant (You)s relating to the content on the other side of the link are completely and utterly wasted on me because I do not, ever, open links ITT.
>>64805216
I don't get it m8, raising someone's legs who fainted is common procedure. Though a lot of good it did her, she was already conscious when he tried to do it
>>64805064
Well, if you're a normal, straight male, you'll be quickly offput by homoerotic nature of the "sport" and you'll sign up for a firearm training class the next day.
I don't know why any sane male would waste his time with MMA.
I feel bad for people that spend the time to craft a b8 post and get no (you)s so they start forcing it as pasta
>>64805350
This is my response: http://youtu.be/RwVFHf1HbdY
imagine if this guy was in MMA
https://streamable.com/ct59
>>64805350
And yet you took the time to post that stupid pasta
>>64805162
come to 3d treening and I will choke you out m8
>>64805064
Its gonna change your bum life.
In all seriousness it'll blow your mind.
>>64805064
How much does your gym cost? I thought about joining but they charge 80€ per month + 50€ to sign in. More like Jew Jitsu
https://soundcloud.com/mma-nation/three-amigos-no-039-joe-rogan
Is Phil Davis the uncrowned champion?
>>64805579
its pretty fucking retarded how much glorified wrestlings costs. Sneaky hues
Once he's stood up shouldnt he just fall backwards? Land all his weight on the back of that guys head
>>64805733
It might just make the choke even tighter.
>>64805721
my gym has 35 day free trial
http://fightland.vice.com/blog/pettis-versus-alvarez-taekwondo-and-level-changes
So Monson got beaten so hard by the russians that he took up orthodox christianity.
Have you ever been KO'd so hard that you accepted Jesus as your personal lord and saviour?
>>64805212
>>64805212
that is awful. Yikes.
>>64805212
https://youtu.be/7DX2nGVkdXY
apparently Mark Kerr isn't doing so well either
>>64805212
>"What do these do?"
>"They make me not wanna beat you"
Very Travis-Brownesque in his response there, Joe.
>>64804628
Is it me or does that kid look a little like RDA
>>64806344
pettis or benson?
>>64806344
just you m8
>>64805212
b-but that was the old UFC, the new rules don't let fighters get fucked up that bad... r-r-right?
Who needs slick jitz when you can have murderjitz
>>64806415
i can't think of another fighter from his era who's that fucked up so it's probably just genetics anyway
Does anyone else love Jon Jones' voice?
I wish he would do a podcast, I could listen to him all day. No homo.
>>64806197
MMA is bad for your life
>>64806464
Yeah m8. I would love to listen to him going full no fucks given and being the asshole he really is, just talking shit about everyone.
I hope he verbally abuses the fuck out of DC for the upcoming fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CKFQmCtbfY
>>64806197
Based Uncle Bas
>>64806523
>>64806537
He was great during this,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka-DKXIaL0M
Few days after the brawl.
>>64806537
I laugh every time he uploads a video or post about Cormier then deletes it straight away and Cormier takes the bait every day.
Cormier has no chill.
When will we get the real thug niggas like in boxing?
All we have now is uncle tom negroes
Focus 195
https://youtu.be/oU4pX0k9ueM
>>64806595
RAMPAGE
A
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P
A
G
E
>>64806605
gta doesn't real
>>64804614
couldnt he of just jumped up and fell backwards and broke that guys neck to get out of it?
>>64806603
Oh nice, a fast turnaround. Time to get comfy and watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12d95-zBRzc
this video never gets old desu
Condit spoke to Duane Finely for UFC.com.
>"I've been thinking about my future for a long time. Fighting is a tough sport where happy endings are few and far between, and I definitely want to leave the game before the game leaves me. Fighting is such a big part of who I am and the chance to get back in there with Robbie again is something I could get excited about. But if it's time to explore a new path, then I'll go into it with the same passion. It's always been about the journey for me and I guess we'll have to wait and see how things play out."
he's obviously just using his retirement to leverage an instant rematch
>>64804614
>standing gay kamasutra sex is now a sport
>>64806629
>couldn't he of
HAVE
>>64806699
Nah, he knows he isnt gonna get the immediate rematch anyhow.
>>64806699
can't really blame him, a rematch is the most intriguing title fight at WW they could mage atm.
>>64806692
Matt Serra is such a guinea
>>64806603
She would have been memeing about strikeforce again if Condit won
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpGT2Z8knYA
>pre-USADA Conor
>>64806723
They need to make the rematch... didn't they give one to Hendricks after the split dec as well but he missed weight again like the fat fuck he is?
>>64806791
nah, he was supposed to fight Woodley
UFC don't want to give him the title shot because he's a boring cagehumper
>>64806805
they also announced the trilogy with Lawler right after the 2nd fight, but then planned differently after a huge backlash from the fans
>>64806783
BIG
>>64806815
BLACK
>>64806782
Lawler was in strikeforce, not Condit. That focus: tribute to Rockhold edition was annoying tbqh
>>64806825
TAKEDOWNS
>>64806699
n..no
>>64806568
>no-key-uh
>>64806475
No, fighting is
fighters werent meant to live long anyway
>>64806872
MMA is better than boxing atleast
>>64806856
how do you brits pronounce it?
>>64806905
nok-e-ah
>>64806925
Isn't it:
>no-ki-ya
>>64806925
interesting
are brits more aware of the fact that diphthongal vowels are pretty much an english only thing?
>>64806940
isn't it know-kee-awh
>>64806692
MMA is such a circus
>>64806830
Shit I was thinking of Diaz lel
Poirier would destroy conor at 155
>>64807006
>Poirier would destroy conor at 155
Sure he would
>>64807014
145 was too much of a weight cut
he demonised duffy, the last man to beat mcgoober
RDA or Conor bros? Why?
>>64807036
You say that like Conor isn't minutes from his deathbed whenever he weighs in for featherweight. It works both ways you ponce.
>>64807036
>le weight cut meme
>>64807061
Conor, he has a better and more calculated standup game.
>>64807067
conor doesn't lose as much strength from the cut, he's healthy and ready when it comes to fighting at 145, poirier can't recover in time, it's too drastic.
>>64807061
RDA
better than mcgregor at everything bar meme movement. mcgregor's time will end at 198, if he shows up.
>>64807036
>he demonised duffy, the last man to beat mcgoober
nigga it was even on the feet until peahead decided to elbow him against the cage for two rounds.
NEWS
NEWS
NEWS
Mirko 'Cro Cop' tests negative for any substances
This would either mean that he was lying about taking HGH or USADA is shit
>be russian junkie
>go to hospital
>make a move on sexy siberian nurse
>????
>get permaheem'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr-q4UCQiYY&feature=share
>>64807137
USADA is shit, Chael said the only reason he got caught was because someone ratted him out.
>>64807140
goddamn russia is a shithole
>>64807137
if he asked a doctor he would likely to be prescribed HGH due to his shoulder, but he went "lol who wants to wait for that shit" and narc'd on himself
still my boy
>>64807140
>not wearing a helmet at all times
honestly, at that point you're just begging to die
>>64807176
wat
>>64807193
Dont try and understand the slavs, they operate on another frequency
>>64807171
Yeah, they should probably welcome a few hundred thousand immigrants to culturally enrich their women like you did, then it wouldn't be such a shit country, right?
>[spoiler] I'm being sarcastic, you walking used condom dumpster [/spoiler]
>>64806422
Presumably with this being a legitimate and well governed sport, that guy was fined for ignoring the tap for that long?
So we all agree Condit lost right?
>memekicks
>>64807238
Dont worry, you come here and you'll fit in with the rest of the gypsies
is daniel cormier white?
>>64807238
despite all the immigrants sweden is literal heaven compared to russia
>>64807238
/pol/serb please leave
>>64807257
I've watched the fight three times now and the third round four times, I still felt like they could've scored it either way or possibly a draw. I definitely don't feel like Condit got robbed anymore, it was such a close fight I can see why Robbie got the win.
>>64807257
>Robbie "Leonard Garcia" Lawler won
>>64807275
where did you get that picture?!
>>64807278
Yes, how is this even up for debate?
>>64807278
Is anyone white, really?
>>64806881
lmao
Lads, what's your take on the werdum-velasquez rematch?
>>64807314
definitely not you
>>64807103
>at everything
I think McGoober's stand up is better. That exact comment you said could have been said for Aldo too but we saw how that played out.
What happens when Conrad controls belts in two divisions and he gets injured long term?
>>64807287
Agree desu, it was just so close.
I hope we do see a rematch
You now remember Matt Grice
Leaning towards Velasquez at the moment.
>>64807366
give me the (you) you selfish fuck
>>64807366
Sea-Level Valesquez*
>>64807363
I will never forget his banger with Bermudez
Too bad a car took out a chunk of his brain...
>>64807373
It's just a prank bro, can't get angry.
>>64807288
If Wanderlei can speak English, the other HUEs don't have any excuse.
>>64807386
That was a spicy banger indeed
Dominick Cruz vs Ninja
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rYQiPRUu7b0
Lets make an essential spicy banger list
>Dennis Bermudez vs. Matt Grice
>>64806568
Jon jones is GOAT for a reason guys.
A Day in New York with Rampage Jackson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pp3DrT4nmz8
>>64807551
Manhoef vs Cyborg is super spicy
>>64807551
Guida vs Diego Sanchez
>>64807551
Wanderlei vs Rampage, pick any one of them
test
>>64807611
>>64807707
>>64807727
Decent looking so far
>>64807822
Rivera vs lineker
Almeida vs Pickett
Bermudez vs Stephens
Diaz vs Daley
>>64807822
Gonzaga vs Erokhin needs to be on that list tho tbqh.
would Schaub, Rogan, and edgy brah be the goat announcing team?
>>64807864
>>64807975
>DUDES A MOTHER FUCKER
>100% for sure dude
>dude
>dude
>bet he's got a huge cock
>dude
>>64807975
is that edgy brah
he looks less spic
>>64807822
Frye v Takayama, you casual cunts.
>>64808103
Of course the spiciest banger
>>64808103
>meme fight that gets posted like every thread
>Le patrician fight fan let me brand your hotdogs
>>64807997
Mark "the patron saint of /heem/" Hunt vs Bigfoot Silva should be on there bruh
>>64808158
Based Hunto did an interview with one of our shitty MMA websites. Based Hunto cares about his slavshit fans.
Also, he thinks Stipe will be the champ and that Velasquez will beat Werdum. I told you guys.
http://mmanovosti.com/exclusive-god-gave-fighting-to-mark-hunt-to-save-his-life-mark-hunt/
"Embedded" in just over 3 bongs.
I use quotes because if its like the last Embedded on Fox, it's not a true Embedded, it's a rebranded Countdown.
>>64807997
Hendo/Shogun I
>>64807759
Speaking of embedded, a few of Tuli's teeth embedded in Gordeau's foot, and one of the teeth flew past John McCarthy and his wife in the audience, which left his wife quite upset.
>>64808274
Forgot pic
>>64808295
>>64808158
>>64808103
>>64808311
>>64808274
Yeah based on that last one I'm not sure I'll be tuning in to this
>>64808324
Thank you this should be usful if I get bored
>>64805212
to be honest diego sanchez is probably headed down this road
>tfw you forget to cancel your 7 day fight pass trial and Dana reaches into your bank account and takes $9.99
>>64808311
mfw Alvarez ends the Pettis meme
>>64808324
Sanchez vs Melendez desu
Brian Ortega vs Thiago Tavares
>>64808324
Michael Chandler vs Eddie Alvarez 1
Male Cyborg Santos vs Melvin Manhoef 1
>>64808385
>>64808428
>>64808433
>tfw you had a dream you were smoking the american Marlboro Reds
>>64808462
>tfw had a dream where you wielded a giant ladle and fought a mossy rock monster who was backflipping all over the place to dodge your attacks
Spicy banger tbqh
can a ground-based/primarily grappling match like sanchez/nate diaz be a spicy banger?
what's the ground game equivalent of a spicy banger?
>>64805368
because not everybody has a small penis like you and therefor has to compensate for it by carrying a gun on him at all times
https://youtu.be/gXoJZggW_ds
>10-8
>>64808491
Khabib
>>64808462
>>64808489
>tfw had a dream where i was wandering around in a forest and found a door and when i opened it i got teleported to the top of the forest and turned inside out and started falling and i could see my insides raining over the trees and then i woke up when i landed
i need to cut back on the alpha brain
>>64808451
frankie vs gray
big rig lawler 1
>>64808462
i remember being 14 and this girl (my neighbor) and her friend asked me if they could buy cigarettes off me, i gave them marlboro reds and they both laughed and she said "who the fuck smokes marlboros what a fag"
>spicy banger
>>64808491
Rose vs Paige was pretty great on the ground, Rose was constantly working for subs and Paige was constantly escaping, it was exciting stuff
>>64808451
Hunt vs JDS
>>64808521
>>64808516
khabib sucks he never does anything on the ground
>>64808610
I was talking more about his aggression with his sambo and how he throws people around rather than his ground game
>>64808610
if sambo was easy it'd be called jiu jitsu
>>64808636
Leave Rose to me (again).
>>64808685
>that back
>shredded
Girl needs to do some wide-grip pullups, damn
Is T-City new husbando-tier /heem/?
>>64808655
>>64808666
yeah he's great at wrestling you to the ground it just kinda sucks he doesn't do much once it's on the ground... check'd btw
>>64808741
Yes
>>64808815
meem heemy lads
>>64808553
Arlovski vs Brown
>>64808849
someone post romero heems
>>64808881
its like romero is too fast even for his reflexes
Who is the most spicy kung fu/karate fighter?
>>64808954
Wonderboy
spicy meme
>>64808954
>kung fu/karate
lel
>>64808685
>leave the entire division to me
>>64809054
all natty
True/false
1. Lawler vs Diaz II happens
2. GSP fights in the UFC again
3. Bellator is a legitimate competitor to the UFC within five years
4. Conor never fights Frankie
5. Urijah Faber retires this year
>>64808240
Stipe will be the champ. He's the only one in the division that isn't a combination of fat or old.
>>64809499
And American. Cain doesn't count.
>>64809480
false
true
false
false
false
After Conor finishes RDA in the two minutes should he fight Lawler at UFC 200?
>>64809659
After Conor finishes Lawler in two minutes, should he fight Rockhold at UFC 206?
https://youtu.be/JybXwMtqJMY
>>64809750
He should fight both Nick and Nate at the same time at UFC 209
>>64809787
>mfw I just realized Nick Diaz's suspension may be up by then
They said that with the appeal he'd likely be ready to fight again this summer, right? He just has to. It'd be meme magic.
GSP vs McGregor confirmed for UFC 200 if Conor beats RDA
>>64810243
kek
>>64810285
seriously
>>64806422
fucking animals
There's not a man alive who can beat me on this soil.
>>64810358
jokes on you, i come from the sea
>>64810468
I come from the dark
>>64810468
Once you set foot on American soil any hopes you had of beating me are gone.
>>64809751
Rogan's a piece of shit desu
>>64810358
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antaeus
>>64807255
He was cut and lost half his purse.
>>64807061
McGregor knocks him out in the first if RDA doesn't immediately try to clinch or draw the counter then shoot under it because RDA leads with his chin.
I'm interested in how McGregor is going to deal with having no room and drowning in the clinch but at the same time McGregor a great counter puncher and RDA's aggresiveness could get him knocked out very quick due to that reason.
Lads
Should Conor fight GSP at UFC 200 or should he wait for GSP to get the WW belt first?
>>64807061
Could go either way, you never know with these 4 ounce gloves yeh?
>>64807822
Ortega v. Tavares was zesty to say the least
>>64811323
Can you imagine the leeprechaun being wrestlefucked for 5 rounds? It would be brutal
>>64811480
But can you imagine GSP going to sleep?
>>64811323
I think the big question is when does he step up and fight Cormier for the LHW belt? I think that matchup goes before Jones, right?
>>64807061
RDA is an easy pick here. Grapple-heavy southpaw with huge kicks and knees and a big physical edge.
>>64811669
>physical edge
>1inch shorter than mcgregoat
>shorter reach
lmao
>>64811842
Being long(er) and tall(er) doesn't mean you're stronger. Dos Anjos is obviously the stronger of the two.
>>64811669
He is as tall and mcgregor and has a smaller reach. Mcgregor is a natural lightweight
>>64811951
those are physical traits
another one is strength yes, but you dont know how strong they actually are nor have a proper reference
>>64811951
how much stronger? I think you'll see paddy king stronger without such a big weight cut
he's slower, he's not as tough, he doesn't have a phat assed qt 3.14 waifu
game over
>>64811669
>aldo is an easy pick here. Grapple heavy fighter with huge kicks
Predict the UFC 200 main card:
Conor McGregor vs Frankie Edgar
Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey
Fabricio Werdum vs Stipe Miocic
Robbie Lawler vs Nick Diaz
Luke Rockhold vs Michael Bisping
>>64812094
There's no real argument to be made that McGregor is stronger. Cerrone is Welterweight sized and Dos Anjos threw him around just fine.
>>64812113
>he's slower
But timing beats speed, right?
>he's not as tough
Pettis hit him with everything he could and didn't even make him flinch. RDA is a tank.
>>64812126
Aldo was the smart pick in that fight, even if he lost. RDA is the smart pick here.
>>64812260
>Conor McGregor vs Frankie Edgar
McGregor by KO
>Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey
Holm by devastation
>Fabricio Werdum vs Stipe Miocic
Werdum by decision
>Robbie Lawler vs Nick Diaz
Diaz by out gassing Lawler and KOing him
>Luke Rockhold vs Michael Bisping
Rockhard by KO
>>64812332
>But timing beats speed, right?
he doesn't have better timing either
>Pettis hit him with everything he could and didn't even make him flinch. RDA is a tank.
that doesn't make him tougher than mcgregor
when you fight wrestle fucks you need GSP level of commitment throughout the fight
>Aldo was the smart pick in that fight, even if he lost. RDA is the smart pick here.
we've seen enough times that wrestle fuck ground game roid using brazilians are exposed if they can't atke it to thr ground and if they have to piss test
>>64812424
>he doesn't have better timing either
I have no idea how you'd gauge that. Elaborate.
>that doesn't make him tougher than mcgregor
How is McGregor tougher than him?
>we've seen enough times that wrestle fuck ground game roid using brazilians are exposed if they can't atke it to thr ground and if they have to piss test
Like in RDA's last fight? When he was randomly USADA screened in camp and obliterated Cerrone in less than a minute? Fuck your narrative. It doesn't hold up.
>>64812260
>Conor McGregor vs Frankie Edgar
McGregor by KO
>Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey
Holm by KO
>Fabricio Werdum vs Stipe Miocic
Werdum by decision or submission
>Robbie Lawler vs Nick Diaz
lol? Lawler by robbery
>Luke Rockhold vs Michael Bisping
LOL? Rockman by KO
>>64812260
>Holly Holm vs Ronda Rousey
>Co-main
MEESA MCGREGOR
THEES MY DIVISIÒN
>>64812260
>All title fights
You're mad
How do RDA and McGregor win against the other, respectively?
The way I see it, RDA has to use his wrestling to get in close, and use its threat to pressure Conor against the cage and unleash his devastating body kicks and hit him hard.
Conor on the other hand has to try and avoid getting tangled up lest he get taken taken down, work on the counter, keep RDA at a distance and swoop in for the kill if he hurts him.
It's hard to guess how McGregor's power will affect RDA, but I guess that if he does catch him clean he'll put him in trouble.
>>64812591
THAT'S A COORS LIGHT
>>64812591
>>64812591
HEY MANG THEES MY DIVISHEN
STAY IN YOUR DIVISHEN
>>64804637
>2/19: Lellator 149: and you thought 148 was shit
Let's face it, Bellator is never going to be good. It's always going to be a B league. The more freakshow insanity they give us the better.
