>blue jackets
What went wrong? They still won the johansen trade though.
Look at that fucking monkey
>>64788118
>winning losing
Who cares we elite
4rd for Larkin wins the calder
>>64788160
>>64788190
This is what happens when you give Florida TWO hockey teams
That was a fucking sweet breakaway goal by Atkinson
>They still won the johansen trade though.
literally wrong
>>64788273
That looks like a dildo
>>64788323
Probably smells like one.
Watch now this brown fuck will get triggered and tell us we are mad at sandwiches
>>64788262
johansen sucks m8. Even more than Jones.
>>64788273
Gimmie gimmie chicken tendies sub
jesus, some of these fucking passes crosby pulls off
no wonder they can't fucking find a winger for him
>>64788262
>implying Ryan johansen isn't stuffing his face with a publix sub after the game
>>64788323
>>64788355
Why you guys so mad at some fucking sandwiches?
>>64788385
>implying Publix is bad for you
Why are lies like this allowed to be posted on /hoc/?
>>64788369
>johansen sucks
still a 1c anywhere besides dallas
>2015
>unironically getting mad at sandwiches
>>64788355
>literally mad at bread meat cheese and vegetables
>>64788419
TOPKEK
>>64788369
>averaging 2 points per game since traded
>sucks
lol
I like wraps more than sandwiches.
>>64788419
He's a 4th liner at most teams. Maybe a 2nd for Edmonton or the laffs
>it's a Canada gets fucking rekt thread
feels good desu senpaitachi
>>64788438
Stop right there friend
>>64788419
ayyyy he sucks bro. fat and doesn't compete.
>>64788463
Me too.
Bread is really fattening.
>>64788527
>20+ goals a season 30+ assists a season
>good offensive defender
M8 why was he so good then
>>64788438
Kek look at that brown thumb. Don't you have an nba thread you could post in?
>U of M: 9
>MSU: 2
state sucks lel
>>64788571
>le doesn't defend and score meaningless goals and assists
Johansen
KEK IVE MEEMD TO HARD
>>64788532
>eating unleavened bread
>>64788118
If they end up getting Mathews, then they won, but anything other than that and they lost. Nashville could very well win the cup now.
>1980
brb heading to winco to buy a baked chicken combo and a half pound of potato wedges before I go to hockii game
>>64788249
panthers, carolina, dallas, and one cali team...all need to be moved/dropped......also throw in tampa and nashville for good measure
>>64788246
McDavid will be back soon. 2goalpoints/1participation and he will easily be the calder winner.
>>64788795
What about cbus
>>64788527
fat?...he's all meat
>>64788838
cbus is fine and a good market/hockey town
>>64788795
Can't move >us with a cup f@m
>yandle refusing to re-sign with the >rags
lel
>>64788795
How does Arizona not make that list? The name change didn't do that much for them did it?
>>64788945
im under the firm belief that no snow = no team
>and u can thank Torts for that cup. not the team...in my opinion
>>64788160
>pubelix
kek
>>64788866
MEAT AND POTATOES
Pasta looks like he aged 10 years during his injury
>>64789026
i like the idea of a weird phantom zone team. so Arizona gets that bid
>>64789068
Cum and saliva
MAD
AT
>>64789171
VAGINA
SANDWICHES
>>64789044
Id say the other way around 2bh. That was a stacked roster in 04
>>64789095
Surely Las Vegas would make for a more memeable locale? Just think, every intermission has some entertainment act, and Celine Dion sings the national anthems at the start of each game.
>>64789200
How dare you include our veteran remembrance day into a meme. Those poppies are a sacred Canadian tradition that goes beyond any ideology or sandwich.
Name a more irrelevant team than the Ottawa Senators
>>64789044
I'm under the firm belief that you're a faggot
>>64789369
Calgary Flames
>>64789369
I can't
>>64789369
Carolina
Columbus went full trainwreck this year, so it can't be them
>>64789369
In relation to fans, I'd probably have to go with any Californian, Floridian, Carolinian, Arizonan, Texas, Ohio, or Vancouver team.
>>64789213
vegas doesn't deserve a team in anyway shape or form...it's a make believe town
>>64789492
are you just going to be the new buttblasteroilerfan or whatever that faggots name is
>>64789530
The jackets are relevant because of terrible play
>>64789530
Most of those teams have cups
>>64789556
he was that guy before that Oiler guy was that guy
>>64789553
everyone who goes to the games will just end up being the rest of the leagues' fans on their regular vegas vacation because it'd be cheaper than blue man tickets
>>64789553
No more or less than Arizona. It would be memetastical though.
>>64789424
>>64789606
Most of those teams are supported by Canadian revenue. Their fans only exist if they are winning, which means they always need to be winning or the league goes bankrupt keeping them afloat. The experiment is over, Bettman has fucked up the league long enough. More lockouts are ahead in the grim future of the NHL.
how do i become a truly elite memelord? i feel like my meme abilities have plateaued, much like /hoc/
Which one of you meme spouting shitlords runs the nhl instagram account?
>>64789623
You'd probably get free tickets for listening to a half hour presentation where free drinks are served. Literally any true Canadian would be down for that.
>people STILL bitching about John Scott
>>64789732
nah
>>64789772
Post more clip art
>>64788795
Move the cuppless shorks to Sam Diego. San Jose can keep their AHL team
Move the panthers to Miami.
Dallas is a good enough market they can stay.
Move the Canes to Atlanta
>>64789772
Delete system 32. It stops your computer from reaching its full meme potential.
>>64789732
>canadian dollar
>worth anything
More Austonites and San Diegans being hockey fans is way bette for the league and the sports than a canacuck team
>>64789936
THE JACKETS HAVE TIED IT UP
>>64790010
>>64788968
>yandles gets fewer minutes than girardi
i just dont get the rangers' obsession with him (and staal as well)
>>64789889
the south gets ZERO teams if i have anything to say about it
>>64790075
Seattle pls go
>>64790010
Rychel, Anderson, dub line is beautiful
>>64790037
whores
>finally get to a radio
>Josh Anderson(?) ties game at 3 with 7+ remaining
yessssss
>>64790133
It's a beautiful game right now
>>64788601
We've replaced Minnesota as that proud college hockey power that has an inexplicably long title drought
if only they had cleared the zone in 2011 ;_;
So, when McMeme gonna get back?
>>64789889
Sharks should move further north, I'd say Seattle is the best bet. Would make for a great rivalry between Vancouver.
Canes to Atlanta isn't going to work. That market isn't hockey friendly. Canes to Quebec makes more sense, though I'd hate to see another french team. Why can't Halifax have a team? Those fucking rich Irving fucks can cough up some change to make it happen.
is tortorella going to make love to atkinson
laffs are having a meltdown in sj
>>64789889
Sunrise is something like fifteen mikes from Miami. Get fucked.
>>64790174
They said Feb 2nd, I think
>>64790182
He already did
>>64790222
At my birthday, lel
I hope he'll pull a Lindros that day.
Are the Devils elite?
>>64790196
they're exhausted
when an AHL team has nothing in the tank, it shows really hard
especially when they're playing an offensive-minded team like the sharks
>>64790196
What's the score ri--
>>64790178
The Bay Area needs a hockey team. Maybe SF would support an NHL team not an ECHL team in an ancient barn like they had
>>64790211
44 miles according to google maps. Floridians are bandwagon fucks they are not canacucks who drive for hours to see a game>>64790253
>>64790253
Not if my memes have to say Anything
>trying to make a team relevent
>>64790253
the devils are the devils
>>64790248
bit too late to pull a lindros
>>64790261
why didnt the leaffs just load up every marlie worth a damn before they left though
>laffs
Auston is ours you faggots
>>64789936
> Southern NHL hockey teams
> anything but a sink for money
Our dollar has nothing to do with the negative revenue generation by the majority of American NHL teams. Our teams actually fill hockey rinks night in and night out. Our fans buy merchandise on a consistent basis. Both of these things drive up revenue and make our teams more profitable then the majority of experimental southern NHL teams. The only time they make money is if they are first place and/or win the cup. Otherwise they are shit, and their fans lose interest in less than a year if they stop making the playoffs.
>>64790375
>bragging about being a bunch of cucks for owners who don't care enough to build team that can win championships
>Canada
>>64790299
Don't get too crazy lad.
am I too late for
>rags
>>64790174
Just in time to lead the Oilers to the playoffs.
>Dallas
>defense
wew lads
>>64790174
Lel couldn't even beat Mongol aisankannattaja now you hate on McDavid ;)
>>64790458
>2-0 Wild
It'll be interesting see how >we blow it this time
What's he thinking?
>>64790325
There's really no reason to. They don't want to call up their best prospects until they're ready and players like Frattin or Brennan aren't going to make a big difference.
Hard to slot those guys in on a difficult road trip, too.
Besides, they shutout the Ducks, played a good hard game against the Kings and that's already more than expected of them.
Obviously no one is happy with a blowout, but it had to happen at least once this year.
No one's surprised it's Bernier in net during it, either.
Somehow, Rielly is a +0 though, which is kind of funny.
>>64790497
>maybe if I get slammed into the boards I'll never have to play again
>>64790479
How many teams from different states are you a fan of?
Drink bleach faggit
>>64790497
Cant wait to give crosby a career ending concussion
>>64790479
Could Minnesota not blow this game and beat Dallas?
Signed Chicago
>>64790497
probably about hockey
>>64790420
> Supporting the game that we all grew up playing, the game our kids will grow up playing, the game that provides our kids with dreams of making it big, the game we created
S-sorry America. Why don't you go back to watching canuck invented nigger ball.
>>64790559
love that shove
get the fuck out of mcdavids way oduya you fucking bum
>>64790574
We could, but we haven't held a multi-goal lead against Dallas all year
How come Keith and Turris developed properly in the NCAA but Toews didn't?
Toews would be a better player if he went to the CHL
>get beat up by the analheim keks
>have to immediately play a back to back vs the kongs
>look it up, the kongs always seem to play the back end of back to backs after the keks
wow, suddenly their record is making sense, bettman'd
BJ'S GET A POINT
>>64790663
toes was never good to begin with
>>64790700
From down 3-0, that's an accomplishment (no sarcasm)
>>64790700
>actually wanting points
it's like you don't care about lottery odds at all
>>64790663
>Turris
>NCAA
Turris came straight from the BC hockey league. He sucked dick his first 5 years, and finally caught a break when the Yotes traded him away to the Sens. Now he is ok, but still nothing to brag about. Probably won't ever contribute to a cup winning team.
fuck korpisalo
Literally Finnish goal tending
>>64790663
>>64790733
I don't even know how to process these two comments but apparently not scoring a million goals means you are a bad player. Okay
bob needs to be traded for like a Kane or something...his injury status every year is getting annoying
Just when you think they might be figuring things out, they shit out a game like this one. Is Babcock in over his head? Could he have met his match in this shithole of an organization?
yee
>hertl's voice
kek
KEK
>>64790944
Yes but Bob is big for us, we don't have any good goalies
>>64790688
>Red Wings vs Anaheim 1/10
>Red Wings vs LA 1/11
There's a point here
>>64790658
There's a first time for everything
>Kadri -5
The kind of guy you build a team around
>>64790914
Toews trolls.
They think if they call Toews a bad player long enough that people will start to believe it. It was started by Kane fans who are tired of being told that Chicago would be shit without Toews, and Kane isn't a complete player like Toews.
>>64790951
nah man, 1 horrid game after like, 8 of 10 good games is a-okay
>>64790791
I want to win the Powerball and hockey games.
>bitch
>>64790951
So is that movie ever coming out or what?
>>64790914
>Toews
>good
>>64791007
Now I'm even more dumbfounded. Fucking hell I am a Hawks fan, and I think those two for their own merits are amazing players and quite honestly they need each other. Toews without Kane and Kane without Toews wouldn't work the same as the two of them together, and the 3 Stanley Cups, a Conn Smythe for them each and the accolades and respect they have probably wouldn't exist if they weren't together.
Fucks sake Chicago doesn't make the Cup finals last year if Q doesn't use the nuclear option and put them together on the top line!
>>64791107
nice blog, faggot
>>64791107
GAAAAY
>>64790969
play w shitty netminders half the season anyway. might as well just keep w that
>bombston
>>64791159
Who are we going to have then?
We can get mason back
>laffs
meme
>>64791107
They compliment each other nicely for sure. But Toews is still the more coveted by the rest of the league. Take him away and Chicago loses their number 1 C for matching up against other teams top lines. Kane is played against the weaker lines and takes advantage of that by posting huge offensive numbers. With Toews gone, Kane is forced to play harder minutes, which will end up ruining his +/- because his defensive game is lacking. But yeah, ultimately they are a great pair to have on your team.
>7-0
>9-2
Reminder that Toews is shit and being carried by Keith and old man Hossa
>>64791288
wow bro all those words +1 followed upboated superliked xDDDDDDDDD
>>64791288
Kane plays against top defenseman though.
>>64791308
Give him to Columbus
>captain serious
more like captain 'had to be calmed down after throwing a hissy fit in the penalty box'
lmao
>>64791365
Maybe they can swap bad contracts with Chicago and send Clarkson the other way, but they'd need a pick back too to make up for the difference in talent.
Reminder that Montreal is shit without Price
Christ. Babcock just should have pulled Bernier. Save some fucking face.
What's the trick to beating the Stars?
>>64791404
KEK
As In clarkson is better Right
>>64791436
and send reimer in to die? babs saw the team wasnt playing
>>64791439
Score more goals
>>64791439
Being crap at hockey (see: Toronto, Columbus)
But the serious answer is keeping the puck in their zone and putting pressure on their goalies, and no turnovers that result in breakaways. If they enter the attacking zone with speed, it's already over
>>64791308
Keith is obviously the best part about that team, but if he carries Toews, then the both of them carry Kane. Hossa is just along for the ride, everyone knows that. He is good, and probably the most adaptable winger in the league, but he isn't a game changer anymore.
I wish hoc would get past this Toews meme. Pick someone else to meme for a change. How about this guy?
>>64791529
How about buffalo
>>64791439
take out segiun at the knees
>>64791436
how would any other goalie endure that better?
>>64791439
God she is delicious. What race is she?
That kind of effort even on a long road trip is the reason why they should trade reimer and bernier for prospects and just tank the rest of the season and blow up the rest of the team after that.
>>64791541
Seguin is meme as fuck but legitimately elite.
>>64791608
Just like saad
Lightning-Canucks
>>64791620
>>64791620
>>64791620
>>64791355
>Top dmen =/= Top line
If the teams 2nd line or 4th line is out with their top d pairing then the d pairing and Kane is on the ice, then the dmen are only out there to try and shut down Kane. When the top line is out with the top d pairing, then Kane is on the bench.
>>64791541
the poster child for the difference between being elite players and elite players that have chemistry with other elite players
>>64791411
> Traded Tokarski
At least you got Scrivens....
>>64791608
So elite that Boston traded him?
>>64791674
What is the entire Dallas Stars team?
Seriously, the Stars are going to flop hard in the playoffs.
>>64791439
>tfw no Cassidy Banks gf
>>64791436
>swapping out a bust goaler for another bust goaler
>Daily reminder that the laffs just lost to the sharks
>in SJ
>7-0
>again, I repeat, IN SAN JOSE
LOL WHAT A FUCKING DUMPSTER FIRE OF AN ORGANIZATION I MEAN SERIOUSLY I AM LAFFIN JUST THINKING ABOUT THE POSSIBILITY OF SOMEONE SUPPORTING THIS TEAM HOLY FUCK WHAT LITERAL HUMAN GARBAGE SOMEONE MUST BE TO ASSOCIATE THEMSELVES WITH THIS TEAM I WOULD RATHER BE CALLED A BANDWAGONER I WOULD RATHER ONLY WATCH AHL I WOULD RATHER STOP WATCHING HOCKEY ALL TOGETHER AND TAKE UP SOCCER AS A HOBBY SERIOUSLY CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE BEING A FAN OF THIS TEAM I CANNOT HANDLE IT THIS IS TOO MUCH OH WOW TIME TO GO NOT BE A LAFFS FAN WHAT A GREAT DAY
>>64791411
>Condon is fucking awesome since 5 games
>le price maymay
wow I watched the Boston Sens game tonight for really no reason at all since im not a fan of either
Karlsson is seriously something to behold. The guys is the defenition of a generational talent. All those points and minutes and he still leads his team in blocked shots.
He literally blocked a shot in front of the net then exploded out of zone to lead the rush like 4 times tonight. Guys a freak.
>>64791916
>laffs
>letting the shorks score a touchdown on them
>>64791916
>Daily reminder
>it just happened less than hour ago
>no reminders were had yet in this thread
American education everyone.
>>64791948
Means nothing if he never wins a cup.
>>64790497
martyrdom
>>64792013
it means nothing to be in awe of talent if he doesnt win the cup? the fuck?
>>64791976
Now this is a shitpost.
>>64791916
See America, see how easy it is?
>>64791948
>The guys is the defenition of a generational talent.
Generational talents make themselves known before their draft
>>64792038
Obviously not your awe. His talent means nothing if he doesn't help the Sens win a cup. Lidstrom did it, Karlsson needs to get on his level.
>>64792068
And can play their intended role
>>64789369
how is a wild card team irrelevant?
>>64792045
>being a mad laffbro
>>64792099
It's not his fault he got drafted to a Canadian team though
>>64792068
>drafted 10 spots after luke schenn
![OhLhAan[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fBgg4OI.jpg "OhLhAan[1].jpg")
>>64790497
Glory
>>64792068
Tell me about Karlsson, why doesn't he play defense?
>>64792099
this is a ridiculous statement to make. This guy plays on a small market budget team. He's doing everything he can but he's on an island. His talent doesn't mean "nothing" if he doesnt get a cup. He'll still go down as an all time great if he keeps it up
>>64792191
>swedes
never again
>>64792233
Czech m8
>>64792068
now THIS is a shitpost
>>64792197
most blocked shots on his team and highest Corsi
He's not as good as a Doughty or Keith on defense obvs but he's still decent
>>64792338
having a lot of blocked shots is not a good thing
>>64792263
>stefan
you can't trick me m8.
His clavicle can withstand shooting but what about contact?
https://youtu.be/osKbGfPoq-Y
>>64792372
debateable
the knock against blocked shots is that the team is really stationary and not mobile in their own zone
In karlsson's case he turns blocked shots into rushes in 2 seconds
Karlsson is good but 2 of his Norris's should belong to Ryan Suter to be frank
>>64792197
Because he wants to win the norris
>>64792372
>advance statfags are too lazy to make a blocked shot percentage stat
>too lazy to make a faceoff quality of competition stat
fucking shitters
>>64792231
> no cups
> all time great
Nope, but I like your enthusiasm. Ya, he's doing more than his fair share in a market that will always be struggling to bring in talent, but they've been to the finals before. If he can't even get them there, then it begs the question whether he is worth the salary constraint. Guys like this demand huge salaries and end up hand cuffing the team, and all because they put up high numbers. If the team never wins though, then what good are these high stats?
The Oilers fucked themselves similarly by giving large contracts to the kids who haven't done anything except get points on a last place team. Now they are near impossible to trade for anything of value, and the teams future is going to suffer for it.
>>64792535
Eberle is their only real mistake, should have bridged him
I'm not exactly wondering how Dullass scores so much goals if officiating is like this vs. them
>>64792402
They won't rush him. He will be ready to go when he plays. But that still won't stop him from getting injured again.
>>64792650
yeah it's a fucking joke. They will never win a playoff series against the big 3 in central.
lmao, the ref called them Phoenix when he announced the penalty, how embarrassing
>>64792535
Karlsson is at a 6.5 cap hit for like 4 more years so not too bad at all from a salary/cap hit standpoint
Yep, here's where the Wild blow it
Mild getting memed on
>>64792728
>wild
>not the referees
idiot
>>64792712
I'm having hard time seeing them win a playoff series vs. anyone desu
>>64792596
Eberle and Hopkins. Klefbom may turn out to be slightly over paid and too long of a contract too, but hopefully not.
Hall was the only one worth the 6mil. Now Draisaitl will be looking for the pay out in two years, and McDavid and Nurse in three. Eberle, Hopkins, Hall, and Klefboms contracts will all still be valid. Somebody is going to have to be traded, should be Eberle, but who the fuck wants him?
>>64792650
Could be a lot worse
>>64792762
Bet they go after Shattenkirk if he really is available. They got cucked hard by Columbus
>>64792762
Pretty much every Atlantic team would take him.
>>64792786
>>64792727
Suppose, when you compare him to others around that range it isn't to bad. I thought for sure he'd be 7mil or more. Still though, when players get rewarded for season play it doesn't always measure up to playoff performance. This is the difference between teams like Chicago and teams like Washington, Dallas and Vancouver (or at least Vancouver three years or so ago).
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT DULLAS. YOU WILL NEVER WIN A PLAYOFF SERIES AGAINST THE BIG 3 IN CENTRAL. YOU CAN'T EVEN BEAT WITH THE HELP OF THE REFEREES.
>>64792909
But for a shitty return. And I really doubt that. He demands 6mil a season for I think 5 more years. Not many teams would be willing to commit to that for a at best second line winger with no playoff experience.
BEST TEAM IN HOCKEY
>>64793079
Good job, putting this meme team in their place
>Dullass
Hey Dallas, we're coming for you motherfuckers
>>64793097
Him playing for the coilers has obviously clouded your judgement, he's one of the few good things to come out of that tire fire.
>>64792856
Wouldn't be a bad play. Not to sure what they'd need to give up for him but as long as it doesn't include McDavid, Nurse, Hall, or Draisaitl then they should go for it.
any fresh memes recently?
>>64793271
Not true. He has his moments, but his overall play is not conducive to a playoff team. He is lazy everywhere except the offensive zone when he has the puck or see's an opportunity to get the puck. Watching him backcheck is painful and he doesn't play tight to his man ever. He's the kind of player that can rack up points when they mean nothing, but in the big games he is nowhere to be seen. Which seems odd given his world junior play, where he was Mr Clutch. But then again, playing against kids your own age is different then playing against men with facial hair.
>>64793481
Check out this fresh meme
>>64793481
>>64793619
Have you seen his even strength stats? He drives their offense its not his fault he plays in front of shit heap of a blueline.
>>64792135
>Columbus
Is there still a chance to get to .500 by the end of the season?
>>64793857
>i have never watched an oilers game
>>64793857
He plays against the weaker lines of every team, while Hall and his line mates are matched up against the tough lines. It's no wonder Eberle gets more offensive chances even strength.
It still doesn't change the fact that he is shit on the back check and refuses to play hard in the corners.
you may only reply to this post if your team has at least 1 cup
NOT SO FAST, STATE OF HOCKEY
>>64794013
How many more games vs the laffs are there
>>64794082
Then maybe you should watch more before you comment on them
>>64792914
that just means you dive a lot, friendo
>>64794164
>how does quoting work
>>64794188
What? What does that have to do with you not watching the Oilers?
