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Watt's out
Just fuck their shit up.
AYO HOL UP
THAT WHITEY BE FINNA PLAYIN LIKE MY BOY VICK WITH THE 80 SPEED UP ON IT
*smacks lips*
HE BE IN IT.
>Kevin Johnson
>JJ Watt
OVER.
First for
>First and four
>watt faking an injury just so he can stop participating in this shitshow
i don't really blame him desu
Notre Dame would bootyblast both these teams
>show is literally called blackish
and why do niggers cry racism when they support this shit?
>>64783870
needs the red puffy eyes m8.
>>64783896
What the FUCK.
This can't be happening.
>1st and 4
>>64783870
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
Missed the first part of the second half. Is Hoyer still in the game?
>1st and four
What's this some sort of glitch in Madden? Highlight of the game so far.
As shitty as the Toxins are, Chefs have yet to put them away.
>All these streamfags with late memes
TEXANS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH
RIP IN PIECES
VOTE OR DIE
http://strawpoll.me/6495407
VOTE OR DIE
LOOK GUYS MEME MEME MEME MEME MEME cuck cuck cuck cuck MEME MEMD MEME
fucking fuck you guys always with the meme and cuck shit
I'm an Alex Smith fan.
>>64783969
oy vey, good goyim, give ESPN your shekels
>>64783961
The Packers won't even score 10 on the *skins. Rodgers is the QB of a bottom 3 passing offense in the league and it's entirely his fault.
First for Hoyer's spaghetti
Memes, who got 'em?
Come on /sp/, I know you're holding out on me. I'm looking for hot new memes that'll make me giggle til the cows come home. Give 'em up.
Alex "good arm strength" Smith elite
>>64783870
I SAID IT MUST BEEEEEEE
>leave for more than an hour
>nothing happens other than a field goal
nice """"""""""sport"""""""""" you've got there ameica
>>64783886
>WHITEY BE FINNA
i mean, at least try to legit sound black. This is just stupid.
>>64783886
YO WE READ OPTION AS SOON AS WE LEARN TO READ DAWG, SAHM SAYING NIGGA
wow another civil war film
i can't wait to find out it was all about slavery
awwwwww yisss a Civil War movie.
About fuckin time.
>>64783960
You tell me. Is Lester Nygaard guilty?
only post in this thread if your team would do better against the kansas city chiefs
About to drop $500 on Raiders gear, NONE OF IT SAYS "OAKLAND" ON IT IN CASE WE RELOCATE, is it worth it /nfl/?
>>64784018
>I am too autistic to access a basic broadcast channel like ABC
it is still 13-0
>Free State of Jones
Confedicucks BTFO
>>64784045
>>64783925
lol stop playin.
>>64784046
no, wait til it says LA again you fucking beaner
This movie looks like an old school SJW meme with the white savior
>>64784023
got you covered
>>64784045
we gon win da owl
>>64784046
>they change their logo once they move
>>64784040
MUH STATE RIGHTS.
CONFEDS WERE A GUD OL BOYS DEY DINDU NUFFIN
>a honkey would have given some niggas guns in the 1800s.
>>64784046
Do it nigga.
>>64784040
how you want your white guilt f@m?
MUH STRONG BLACK PEOPLE
>>64784045
Why are all the coaches on the Chiefs so fucking fat????
>>64784046
They might change logo/colors
>>64784009
Yeah?
>tfw you want to keep watching the game but your master insists on watching inception because he's never seen it before
>>64784083
HERITAGE NOT HATE
SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN
Man, I can't even report shit - those captchas with the line letters are fucked up, I never get them right.
>>64784082
0% chance of that happening.
Ohana means family
>>64784009
yeah? >>64784009
WATT DEAD
WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD WATT DEAD
Alex "stiffarm highstepping to the endzone" Smith
TEXANS NEED TO TAKE THE ROCK, TAKE THE ROCK AND GO TO THE HOUSE
HEEM SLEEPY
>>64784102
Kansas city bbq
Watt ded again
ded
just go home jj nobody likes you
>>64784046
Dude, do you realize that if you do this you'll have to actually wear raiders gear? Don't do it to yourself.
>toxins threw away a high draft pick for this
FINISH HIM
AYO MORE LIKE JJ BUSTED TWAT
>>64784075
Wouldn't SJW hate it because it implies white people care about freeing slaves and as you know ALL white people love slavery and only freed slaves because reasons.
WATT DED
watt ded
ERIC FISHER DOES SOMETHING RIGHT
>>64784101
We coulda won if we didn't have No Balls Bill calling the plays.
THE MEME IS OVER
There's still a quarter and a half to go. Houston might comeback and win this.
>>64784101
word, homie. ;_;
WATT OUT FOR GOOD
BYE BYE SENPAI
Watt looks even more ded now.
R I P
I
P
Gg
JJ WATT IS KILL
ITS OVER, EVEN MORE SO THAN BEFORE
WATT SLEEPY
RIP TOXINS
RIP TOXINS
RIP TOXINS
CHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFS
WATT DOUBLE DED. IT'S ALL OGRE. HIS GROIN LITERALLY CRUMBLED. BY GAWD KING HE'S BROKEN IN HALF.
who /born in 1988/ here?
JJ Meme finally has to go out.
>JJ Watt faking an injury to get more rest time
Jesus christ this guy is a fucking faggot.
HE'S DOWN
HE'S A QUITTER
HE DOESN'T WANT ANY OF THIS BEATDOWN
FUCK THAT DUDE
Maclin, you sunavabitch
Eric Fisher officially worth that #1 pick
Why do they need coming out with movies about
>muh oppression
Is it time for Watt's weekly pretend to be injured then suddenly not be to prove how tough he is routine?
The fucking fraud.
>BTFO
>Watt dead
Bring back the oilers
ERIC FISHER KILLING WATT
MAC CONFIRMED > 10 BIG
Watt is such an attention whore
Chiefs post season hopes died just now.
Maclin ded too
>Fisher was a #1 overall pick
LMAO MACLIN
HOPE THAT NIGGA TORE HIS ACL
>>64784103
We're never changing colors/logos. It is a tradition, Mark Davis would be fucking retarded to even suggest it.
"guy who plays through 96% of the snaps can't play through pain here"
the guy only has like 1 tackle and now he's choking and getting hurt
can you say overfcuking rated to hell>?
I'd take prime richard seymour over this joker anyday
Watt
>>64784137
Shut the fuck up tap dancing sellout.
>>64784077
Nice meme!
> tfw this game is so boring you switched over to Twilight
HE MEMED TOO HARD
HE MEMED TOO FAST
Smeth magic will overcome
Werth
LOL RUP BOTH THESE SEMEN SLURPING TEAMS
EVERYONE DYING
>>64784154
Nigga you almost 30
WATTS DED
nooooo maclin :(
>>64784128
It wasn't like that back in the 90s or even just 10 years ago
>chiefs
>not dirty
pick one
JJ "fake an injury when I'm playing like shit" Watt
Why do you ESPN drones think he's good?
>>64784154
1996 checking in
What the fuck is happening?! Probably the most bizarre playoff game I've watched in awhile.
tfw this game at this point in time.
lmao pussy
>>64783954
>prepubescent pencil dick getting more puss than everybody ITT
Watt giving up like Tomlinson
>>64784154
how about you go tend to your wife's son
Maclin ded too
I guess Watt forgot his steroid supplements this morning
>>64784154
My wife's son was born in 88
GONNA TAKE A SHIT, HOW HIGH ARE THE CHANCES OF ANOTHER TURNOVER HAPPENING BEFORE I RETURN?
can we just eliminate both of these shit teams already?
>maclin ded
CHIP WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG
GIVE WATT SOME OF PEYTON'S STASH ASAP
Did Houston's horrible field finally kill JJ?
>>64784154
>Texans knew going in to the game that Watt's groin wasn't 100%
>give him a memecat offensive snap near the goaline
>>64784154
>87 here
fucking newfags
>>64784154
1989 here
>>64784154
Born in 89 here
>tfw still a virgin
Who born in 1998 here?
My earliest sports memory was the brady 07 superbowl run.
We the future senpai
WE are millennials born from 1980-1998
any other millennials feels similar
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
shit the chef meme train probably ded
rip
f for watt too
>>64784203
/1998/ ;)
>>64784216
Not cool fampai
>>64784178
He's double teamed the whole game, of course he's going to have no stats
The 2015 Houston Texans are a playoff team.
>>64784229
>we blessed
>>64784231
>texans
>good coaching
>Flashing
>Lights?
>Lights?
>Flashing
Fuck I hate that kind of music.
CRY
MOAR
BITCH
NIGGA
>>64784241
who you rooting for sean
KEEP CRYING BITCH NIGGA
Who /Denver/ here?
>>64784154
So my wife's son wants a grilled cheese but the microwave is broken. What do?
Well I guess I'm done watching this game. I was making a grilled cheese in the microwave for my wife's son while he was writing his 250 word essay on MLK due on Valentine's day and our microwave broke. Now I gotta fix that. Kinda disappointed, not because I'm gonna miss this shitty game but because now I can't see the new star wars movie. Our third ticket is going to my wife's son now because I broke the microwave. I was so excited to see Finn and Rey together up on the big screen too. Oh well.
>>64784176
Damn that chicks right boob is out of control!
>>64784245
The truth may hurt, but it will set you free
>>64784154
>tfw born in 97
Turned 18 in October.
>>64784244
jesus
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIGH- LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
Chiefs are literally just tossing drag routes for 15 yards every time ilke the Pats
>>64784197
Chiefs are literally the least dirty team in existence
>>64784241
Hey, this leaf sperg is actually right!
>>64784254
isn't it almost your bed time, grandpa?
This drive has taken forever.
>>64784240
muh nigga
99 here
and the nfl wants to expand the playoffs even further. two undeserving teams is enough
>melty mozzarella sticks
sounds delicious
>>64784241
watt is a meme
you could put any NFC LE/RE in the AFC south and they would have just as much production as JJ Watt
>>64784271
(You)
Refs only thing keeping this close
>>64784284
BASED THREAD
>>64784298
tap dancing sellout.
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MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIHH LIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
MAY MAY MEME AKA JAY JAY MAY MAY WATT SUCKS DICK
ANYTIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM HE GETS "EXPOSED"
EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
THE BROADCAST WILL SPEND HALF THE GAME TALKING ABOUT HOW BRILLIANTLY HE WAS "SHUT DOWN"
THIS HAPPENS EVERY FUCKING TIME HE PLAYS A GOOD TEAM
MAYBE JUST MAYBE HE ISNT FUCKING GOOD AND STOP FUCKING SUCKING HIS DICK SINCE HE DOES JACK SHIT AND STAT PADS AGAINST SOME PIECE OF SHIT TEAM LIKE OAKLAND, ETC
OH DID I MENTION HE'S ALSO INJURY PRONE
YEP
A USELESS SACK OF OVERPAID SHIT
CANT DO SHIT AGAINST A GOOD O-LINE
STOP SHOWING ME HIGHLIGHTS OF THIS MEME PLAYERS
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>tfw whenever a QB runs everyone says X vick
I miss prime michael vick so much.
>>64784289
classic rock is the only thing worth listening to
>>64784205
Twitch chat is entering in code through the controller port, causing the game to corrupt. lol
>>64784237
>>64784238
mein negros
>turn 27 this year
I wasted my 20s. I'm just getting my shit together now, but it still feels terrible.
>>64784292
Literally a meme drive.
>>64784284
>334 posts early
>>64784254
That commercial and song is great stuff
WALKIN ON A DREAM
HOW CAN I EXPLAIN?
>>64784226
Isnt this where wes welker got hurt?
>>64784077
Sleep tight kitter
/Chefs/
aren't you supposed to score some points?
>>64784270
take a 3 day vacation
texans showing their true colors
>>64784237
>>64784238
89 reporting.
>>64784323
Kind of related, who /TexansFanButWatchingAGDQInstead/ here?
>>64784101
>>64784154
87 here
>>64784330
RARE FLAG
>>64784176
>we want to better represent the city of Los Angeles so we decided to change our teams colors to something more bright and vivid
>>64784237
>>64784238
>>64784324
>tfw fellow 89 niggas
how have you bruhs managed not to kill yourselves yet?
I came close last year hopefully this is the year
hey mACLin how's it going?
>>64783824
that's some shitty looking gravy for spaghetti
>these chimpouts
>>64784358
name?
>>64784316
Prime Vick was NFL at its absolute best.
>Houston chimping out
Hilarious. They're only down two scores. What a poorly coached team.
>backup qb meltdown
>crowd restless boos team off
>injuries pile up
>game is boring as fuck in second half
>chimpouts.com
Literally the exact same thing is going to happen in the Bengals/Steelers game
go out and get laid tonight, bros. don't even bother watching
HE DINDU NUFFIN, HE INNOCENT
>>64784180
Nice projection
Why the fuck are the Chiefs in the playoffs and the RAD RAIDERS aren't?
>>64784316
If he went to college just 10 years later and went to a good program, he would have replicated his video game self in real life.
Why did JJ Watt give up?
TOUCH FUCKING DOWN
TEXANS BTFO
TEXANS BTFO
TEXANS BTFO
TEXANS BTFO
TEXANS BTFO
TEXANS BTFO
THE DAGGER TD
Game. Set. Match.
gg
>>64784265
What's up, family.
have to admit smeth is so fucking elite
>KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS >KEKSANS
literally who are these niggas running the ball
I thought Charles backup was some guy named Niles
>LET'S GO BABY! LET'S GO
DER WE GO
DAS RIGHT NUGGA
HUHUHUHUH
>>64784388
quit all that tap dancing.
>>64784362
Just reppin'
TOUCHDOWN BITCH!
O G R E
>20-0
BASED FISHER WITH DAT SHOT TO WATT
BASED SMETH
THIS GAME OVER GET FUCKED AND DIE TEXAS
>>64784358
She lost her virginity at 87 maybe.
>>64784324
lel I thought I was getting my shit together for the first time at 27
protip if you already fucked up this long you are going to go through cycles of "getting your shit together" for the rest of your life
just give up and do drugs because you will NEVER catch up
CHIEFS STEAMROLLING TO THE OWL NO ONE CAN STOP US!!!!!!!!!!! YEAR OF THE CHIEFS!!!!
>post yfw you're a toxins fan
smeth entering elite management mode
s m e t h
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l
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GAME OGRE
A
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O
G
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>Capcha "Reid st"
>mfw Toxins start trying to injure Chefs
Texans are pathetic baka desu senpai
I just want to fuck BoB's chin pussy
Pics?
>>64784399
It's not game over til it's game over. Not even a fan of either team.
>>64784394
he's a cuck
CONELY
>white man in a black man's body
Game has been over since the first play.
>>64784324
Iktfb
CHIMPING TIME
>>64784330
Mike Ehrmentrout plz
>>64784369
Chip couldn't free up an extra $2-3 million?
thank god night court is on in fifteen minutes
>niggers are starting to chimp out
>>64784154
Reporting
>toxins
>>64784434
Not being a dick, but how did you become a Texans fan? Were you late to enjoying football, or do you live near Houston?
>>64784446
>>64784394
>dat fucking shot
lol and ppl saying fisher was a bust
At 1 hour and 5 minutes this was the longest drive in NFL history. -NFL.com
>>64784434
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS CONFIRMED TO WIN THE SUPERB OWL
WE ARE THE BEST FANS IN SPORTS
WE WON THE WORLDS ERIES
NOW WE WIN AN OWL SAME YEAR
NO ONE CAN STOP US
>>64784386
>go out and get laid tonight
Rather jerk it to anime girls desu senpai
What music lyrics describe the toxins?
