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Dead, irrelevant poomunity edition
BBL is probably on tonight or some shit, idk lol
What the fuck even is this sport?
>>64783725
He's done the overs with a proper spin bowl, just been nipping round the wickets for this entire test.
>>64783725
Nobody understands critcket. You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket.
Based RC taking his Messianic complex to its logical conclusion.
Just got caught lbw trying a reverse sweep lads.
>>64784715
Just got caught and bowled mate
>>64783725
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
MWNN's tweets are now protected lads
>>64785267
No one cares about you or those tards
The only absence that will negatively impact this "community" is Reality Check's.
Reality cunt on can't afford the proxy watch
what's the updated faces of /cric/ looking like lads?
>>64785977
Kek
KEK
K E K
>>64785977
trip on fag
>Big Bash League
Why would Australia let an autistic 10 year old name their premier sports league?
>>64783725
O BIG STRONG AMERICAN PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
>>64785977
My sides didn't need this
Hey whiteboi pussies,
My name is Ajay Papito, and I dislike every bloody one of you. All of you are obese, Australian, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of Holly. You are everything bad in the internet cricket community. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any wickets? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to reality check's fantasy stories.
Don’t be a shy pussy whiteboi. Just hit me with your best stroke. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the school first XI, and goaltender on the field hockey team. What sports do you play, other than “poo pee”? I also get straight As at Auckland University, and have banged Ivana raw on several occasions. (She just blew me; Shit was SO bloody good). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my natty vegetarian 8-pack
>>64783714
>that haircut
fucking punk ass white bois
Hey whiteboi pussies,
My name is Ajay Papito, and I dislike every bloody one of you. All of you are obese, Australian, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures of Holly. You are everything bad in the internet cricket community. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any wickets? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to reality check's fantasy stories.
Don’t be a shy pussy whiteboi. Just hit me with your best stroke. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the school first XI, and goaltender on the field hockey team. What sports do you play, other than “poo pee”? I also get straight As at Auckland University, and have banged Ivana raw on several occasions. (She just blew me; Shit was SO bloody good). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>64786779
Because it's designed to appeal to 10 year olds. You should see the ads
post rare smoths
>>64787599
/cric/ on pooicide watch
>>64786779
Because that is perhaps the safest, most commercially viable name for the "league". Dunno, perhaps at the heart of every Australian is an autistic 10 year old - that's perhaps why MemeSlog is so popular. Furthermore, it definitely explains a lot about this poomunity.
Just edged to slip lads.
>>64787714
Just been edged by your mum m8.
>Eden Park
Ha ha time for memes
T20 NZ vs Sri Lanka at Eden Park kicking off soon you beauty.
>>64787599
I'm thinkin a toasted ham and cheese sandwich lads
>>64787599
>>64787599
>It's a poo peeland stat pads episode
>>64787599
>>64789299
this trivia shit was a laugh on air NZ
freshcunts back to >>>/pol/
My normal stream is down
anyone help?
>poo peeland fielding
>>64789954
Ill be fresh there too
>>64789966
Fox Sports 2, lad
>>64790177
Sky Sports 3 tbhonest.
>tfw you tipped the stars in a "close one"
I know that some old cumts do well in t20, but Sri Lanka are really reaching with Sanath Jayasuryia
>worst mccullum in charge of commentating
>The current year + 1
>Blocking in a T20
>In Auckland
>>64790538
2 batsmen have been btfo trying to just smash it to the small boundry
>>>/pol/60543951
Saxon on the loose again
Is Arnie almost broke or something? Doing ads for phone games
>>64789966
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/eQ2cPQkY78j
actually good quality rather than those watchcric/crichd/cricfree things
would recommend bookmarking it too, channel was doing BBL/Eng-SA series too
>It's a sex
>>64790665
thanks m80
>>64783714
What is wrong with his neck
>its another top order collapse/mathews saves the day episode
I can't believe that shit about Craig Foster. Can you believe people on social media actually said the things they did about him...
Fucking hell, this shit needs to fucking stop.
I find the Big Bogan League really boring, who cares who wins, KFC or Super Duper, it's corporatism gone way too far.
>le meme shot
>>64790653
Phone apps are big business now m8. You must have seen those Clash of Clans ads with Christoph Waltz in them.
>>64790965
he must be worth so much though, I wouldn't bother if I was as rich as him
>>64790965
That ad got played ahead of TFA. I haven't cringed so hard at an advert in a long time.
>>64790785
Half right.
>watching sl collapse AGAIN
>SL being btfo by a spinner
Fucking hot lads
>>64791093
I wuold Zampa
pathetic desu
Why haven't you scrobbled anything since the 6th of December?
windies will be ranked #1 t20 team if NZ win
The ABC is absolute shit now
>68 / 13 / 29
This is a new low
>>64791768
That's what happens when meme20s are the only thing on at the moment. /cric/ is highly dependent on gamethreads to keep it afloat.
>>64791889
Normies are the backbone of this community and they must be out, having a life right now.
lads
Shit lanka on pooicide watch
just popped a burn blister lads
>>64792024
>>64792048
>>64792070
this is clearly the same person
>>64792094
>2 (You)s
cheers family
>>64792121
Get a life, loser cunt.
>>64792136
cheers lad
>>64792136
>Expecting statsmeme to get a life
Ian Smith is absolutely hungry for McPieagain's dick
>>64792266
Is he related to Steve Smith?
Is there a worse last name than Smith?
>>64792331
Stove will be his breakfast the morning after the NZ-Aus test series is done.
>>64792418
poothetic
>>64792441
MEMEtastic!
>>64792418
>>64792441
>>64792461
Pathetic
>>64792489
Pathetic
>>64792506
>>64792489
>>64792418
poothetic
>>64792547
MEMEtastic!
>>64792568
Pathetic
>>64791050
Nah lad
>>64792581
>>64792568
>>64792547
>>64792506
>>64792489
>>64792461
>>64792441
>>64792418
>>64792608
This is literally just /cric/ without any decent matches to watch.
Is Hobart an elite destination for global tourism?
>>64792608
MEMEtastic!
>>64792668
Go there and find out for yourself
>>64792663
Hello freshcunt
>>64792668
Second best city in Australia.
Based Wollongong is number 1.
Expecting some ebin memes from Gubdill
guptill on heart attack watch
Guptlel
>>64793211
Im not
>Shit Lelkan """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""fielding"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>64793363
>His home ground
>Been on-form in NZ with the white ball all summer
>The king of all homebabbies
Anything less than 30 will be a disappointment IMO Tbh
Can't wait for casuals to fuck off once Big Black League is over.
>>64793766
>Big Black League
Don't blush, baby ;)
THE BLICK CIPS! \o/
over in time for tea lads
>>64793766
>LE FUGG LE DEE DWENNY GRIGET XDXD
>memeden park
What's for dinner lads?
>5 Star Caltex Techron Clean Power rating for Guppy
What a surprise
>>64791302
I'd love to see them win the meme world cup.
>>64794149
Sour as fuck about getting btfo in cricket and rugby on GOATden park
Are you fellas excited for tonight's thrilling double header?
>>64794325
>>64794535
Ask your mum m8
>cucktill
>>64794748
>not being a quite big fan of martin guptill
Will Munro finally live up to his potential?
>>64794852
William Grant "Will" Munro was a Toronto artist, club promoter, and restaurateur known for his work as a community builder among disparate Toronto groups mate
Just give us the World T20 trophy now.
MonGOAT
This is depressing.
>>64794158
Spaghetti meatballs.
NZ confirmed as next Meme20 world champs.
>>64795178
I hope so m8
>NZ going to be a real force at the t20 world cup
but what about our spinners...it's the subcontinent smithy.
>>64795178
>implying we can play this well outside of memeden park
>tfw my m8s will never like Cricket
>tfw /cric/ is the only place I can go for cricket related bantz
Will GOATro break the record lads?
>>64795200
Y-you what?
>>64795270
he can only equal it
>>64795221
>this flag
>this post
is munro the new memecullum?
Another SL tour?
>why????
>>64795361
he kind of looks like him as well
Come on 6 off the last ball \o/
GOAT
O
A
T
MONGOAT
YES!
2nd fastest T20i 50. 14 balls nigga
Munro you fucking animal.
MEMERO
E
M
E
R
O
>he finally fucking showed up
about fucking time
good session lads
LGTSS
>farting cucktill
nice "record" lmao
that must be one of the fastest run chases too
>>64795725
cucked again
>>64795790
>9.5 overs
pretty fast considering SL didnt get bowled out
>>64795847
I mean in terms of run rate
Afghan test team when lads?
>more meme cricket in half an hour
thanks for starting the train kiwibros
>>64795468
Luckily they were wrong. We've got Bangladesh and South Africa next summer, as well as some ODIs and a T20 against Australia in Australia.
>>64796034
Hope so. Miss based rambo though
>>64796053
The train hasn't stopped lad.
Next stop: your mums butthole
>i unironically think the scorchers will lose
>Winning the T20 just before it begins to rain
Based
>>64796356
>Bangladesh
haha time for stad padding
>>64796356
Id rather play Sri Lanka than poopeelia.
Despite the results so far i think that shit lanka are far better
>>64796468
but poop comes from there
>>64796587
Not after I'm done with her lad
i have a junior cricket trophy that looks just like that, nice one poo peeland
>>64796801
Kane took it from your house after he threw his shrimp up your mums barbie
>>64796801
A testament to how meaningless this series has been.
>>64783714
Why does this """""""man"""""" have a woman's hairstyle?
WE GOTTA JIT GOIN HAM IN THE DOLLA STORE
Based Illawarra blowing the fuck out of Balmain
Is Chris Gayle innocent?
>>64797966
He's guilty of not giving a fuck
>>64797101
r8 my custom waifu
>>64796564
>playing bangladesh
>yfw you look at the catalog right now
>>64798586
nothing wrong with commercial break ball
How much can I expect to pay to get a hood and front bumper resprayed, lads?
>>64783714
>>64798239
What's the name of this hairstyle?
Captcha: select all images with pies
>>64799166
It was pretty popular when I was finishing high school, it looks like a moderate version of what was called "scene hair" or "sex hair".
>>64799263
Yeah I remember it well, very popular amongst the young bogan tradie crowd
a middle aged homeless indian woman came up to me before and asked for change. I was almost tempted to say I'd give her 10 bucks if I could take nude shots of her in the part behind the scouts building
>>64799166
Cracky lesbian i believe
>le ebin 160 clicks man
>>64799719
>actually watching either of today's shitty games
>>64799544
she good looking homeless or just something you wouldn't touch with a 50ft pole?
>>64799122
anything under $600 would be a good deal
>>64799901
oh no. ugly as fuck. missing front teeth. but the depravity of it really turns me on.
>>64800132
the only problem I see is if anyone sees you doing it since these days you can't have any fun like that without some freakin PC wannabe giving you a lecture on human rights. But if you do take the pics just put them up as a RSVP profile and see how many hits you get
Anyone have the webm of last night's meme dismissal?
>>64800310
the bowl to the face? just dl it off of youtube and make a webm of it
The women's BBL should use aluminium bats
>>64800415
call it the big dong league
>Martin Guptill finishes the Sri Lanka tour with 705 runs off 705 balls at an average of 70.5
kek
>>64800415
Carbon fibre lad.
>>64785736
Who?
>>64800455
Statpadtill busting a nut early in preparation for his inevitable failures at the meme20 wc
>>64784937
chucking
Reminder I unironically defended Munro's inclusion in the team while all of you summer of cricket casuals were baying for his blood.
>>64800861
Please watch our sport
a dick in the arsehole is safe, but thats not what arseholes were built for.
>>64801176
They're built for giving birth to australians.
Those first 2 backyard legends clips were staged as fuck
>>64801241
>OHHHHH AND HE'S FALLED INTO THE POOL!!!!!
>>64801270
>falled
back to school m8
Cadberry on chocolate watch
Carbattery on RACV watch
>australian fielding
>>64801301
Past participle, it's correct m8
WHO /strikers/ HERE?
>>64800310
here you go la :^)
is wild thing the most cringy name?
>>64801724
No, that would be the Bowlologist
>>64801755
who is that?
>>64801770
Seph flemings brother
>>64801755
this desu, he wasn't even any good
>>64801587
that's gr8 fielding, I'm not sure you understand the 'in charge of' meme
>>64785977
fucking kek
the proxy is real, at least.
>>64801724
lets not forget the time he got memed to the max
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCJfRwVSNMo
RC isn't gone he just couldn't afford the indonesian proxy anymore, expect an equally obnoxious trip to pop up within the week
>>64801915
The first stage of grief is denial, lad
why is mel so beautiful lads? i wish i played cricket so she could interview me
>>64801915
He'll be back under the guise of "you plebs need me", much like his suicide was because ">we didn't learn anything."
I will happily admit that at times I was a tad addicted to baiting retarded stories of his brilliance out of him.
Who are the memest bowlers?
>Tait
>le bowl fast man
This bowler looks like Gavin Cooper
> Opens the batting for an "up and coming" side
> Fucks Laura McGoldrick
> Literally New Zealand's 4th or 5th best ever batsman
> Test average of 30
Gay ass "sport"
>>64802364
>Literally New Zealand's 4th or 5th best ever batsman
Literally no
>>64802380
PLEASE
>>64802256
> memey bowlers
The name's Bond. Shane Bon-waaaah, there was a light breeze and my back hurts
>>64802364
>Literally New Zealand's 4th or 5th best ever batsman
kek, not even close
>>64802400
Crowe, Fleming, Kane are all better than him, then....
You could easily put Guptill in the same league as Astle, Cairns, McMillan, Taylor
>>64802423
>You could easily put Guptill in the same league as Astle, Cairns, McMillan, Taylor
Fuck no, not even close. If you're talking about ODIs then you have a point. He's Lou Vincent-tier in tests.
>>64801552
what the fuck is that
>>64802256
>Starc
>le inswinging yorker man
>>64802256
Jake Reed has some form
would a big bash game be a good place to find a gf?
>Guptill
>Williamson
>Memero
>Taylor
>Elliott
>Anderson
>Southee
>Boult
WHO can stop us?
>>64802450
Strikers is the BBL team for Adelaide, as there's not much else to do in Adelaide in the Summer than strike your wife and go to the cricket
>>64802493
a sub continent pitch
>>64801724
The Furnace
>>64802513
What's /cric/'s opinion of this cunt your dad listened to?
AFROMAN
>>64802513
Cricket in India is like war in Russia. No white man can win it.
how much do the overseas players get paid in the bbl?
wow, Shitagarra fails again, who would've thunk it
Old mate RC, do you have the link to your You Give Love a Bad Name karaoke you posted yesterday? I liked your rendition more than the original.
>>64802440
NZ has literally never had an elite batsman (KANE maybe in the future) . Your top runscorer averages barely 40 kek.
Guptlel is literally New Zealand's 40th or so best ever batsman.
>>64802562
1 date proposal to a white woman
>>64802540
Pretty good desu
>implying I still don't have the kfc best of cd from years ago lying around somewhere
Is Jomel Warrican related to Hobart Hurricanes?
>>64802540
Has it's place, for sure. My dad's more a Tom Lehrer man.
>It's like a baby's arm holding an apple
>>64802593
You should probably read your own sources then, before looking like an illiterate braindead moron. That list you posted shows McMillan, Astle, Cairns and Taylor all being on that list, with Taylor being in the top 5.
In no place on that list does Guptill feature. So, by using your own rhetoric, he is not in the same league as the players you mentioned. Especially Ross Taylor. So do me a favour - shut the fuck up, know your stuff and buy your mother a coathanger as a lesson on what to do better next time.
>>64802540
>twelfth man is now dadrock
PANIC
Agar is literally bowing 85-100kph medium pace.
