Let's get this started.
>>64778295
>second rate Cowboys v. Redskins game
>>64778295
redirect to
>>64777130
It's over. Texans have given up.
>this game
Texans are shit
hoping for good Stoolers Bungles
Thread revival underway
BTFO
>>64785124
requesting texans mascot shaking his head
>The town of Texans
>de fense
dubs confirm meaningless hoyer dragon soon
>>64785185
>huestan mascot
Thrift Shop Benny the Bull
0/11
Will the Toxins finally draft a QB?
How bad does a qb have to be to be swapped during halftime? How many ints would Hoyer have to throw?
If Bengals Steelers isn't an all-out brawl I'll never watch non-Colts playoff games again.
how many bongs until the other game? 1.5 right?
>Toxins lel
>soon
>>64785277
i bet my ass the coaches have made sure the players will be tame oday
Memes aside..
Honestly, why do you guys insist on having your own Yurop thread?
>>64785254
it depends on how bad the quarterbacks are behind him... considering how terrible the people behind hoyer are, i'd say honestly 5, but normally 3 is enough to get benched.
in high school/college, if you throw 2 picks in a half you're done for the game. if you've made it to be a QB at the NFL level you clearly have proven something so you get the benefit of the doubt.
>>64785330
slower paced and people can ask questions
>>64785330
welcome gentle Newfag, and welcome to /sp/
please take a brochure and some lube and lurk more
>>64785330
because it's comfy to nip round the local for a few cheeky pints with the lads while the footy is on
>>64785359
Fair enough
lel need that webm of a texan fan facepalming
>>64785371
shut up faggot.. i was just wondering because, guess what, i never come in here usually
>Houston receivers
>not allowed in amerifat threads
>not allowed in yuro threads
>Ryan "BlenderHands" Griffin
>Hoyer
>who er
S H U T
O U T
just made a cheeky cheese toast, ama
>ANOTHER turnover by Hoyer
>>64785231
btw, the dragon's name is sexy rexy grossman.
>>64785547
>>64785525
time to call the mikey wave oven repairman
gonna need a cheeky recalibration, m8 lad too bee desu Semper Fi
>feeling bad for Hoyer
Do you know how rich this guy is? It doesn't matter if he wins or loses. He gets paid millions to play like garbage.
>"Brian Hoyer signed a 2 year, $10,500,000 contract with the Houston Texans, including $4,750,000 guaranteed, and an average annual salary of $5,250,000. In 2015, Hoyer will earn a base salary of $1,000,000 and a roster bonus of $4,218,750."
>>64785112
Are you asking what happens if fans make noise when the home team has the ball?
Nothing really
It would hurt your team though
>>64785332
>if you've made it to be a QB at the NFL level you clearly have proven something so you get the benefit of the doubt
Makes sense. Hopefully Steelers - Bengals will be a better game, as I can't watch any of the games tomorrow
>>64785601
Jesus, that poor fucker
>>64785547
Who is everyone that has played QB for the Toxins.
>>64785612
>he isn't a hood nig who will blow all his money in a decade, and instead will live comfortably on his money until he dies
schadenfreude is the only thing keeping me alive i swear
WORST GAME OF THE YEAR
or at least it's well among the ranks
>>64785691
that's is correct
and also a very profound statement..
I mean, WHO were they really?
>trade smeth to take a running memster
>smeth has more rushing yards
What
>>64785769
kek
>>64785769
what the fuck was that
Smeth just takes the sack instead of taking a risk. Does he have elite-level discipline?
>>64785769
espn graphics department is notoriously bad
the golden state warriors have a bridge in their logo, but espn doesn't even use the correct bridge in their animations
>>64785727
>people actually thought le 7torm man was better than Russell Wilson
punter is probably the worst position
high risk, low reward
>>64785805
G A M E
M A N A G E R
>>64785769
Kek thank you for this senpai
>>64785815
this
>Hoyer again
Oh my
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha
>again
It's not even exciting any more, твн.
jesus christ
another interception
texans were a mistake
>fat guy from modern family is a queefs fan
knew i didn't like him
>Hoyer
kek pek
>>64785780
Russeled
THIS GAME IS OGRE!!!!!!
>>64785815
and their "we're on a commercial break, we'll be right back" music is straight up porno music.
>>64785780
G I S E L E
Hahahahahaaha wow
Has there been a worse QB performance in a playoff game?
>>64785961
lel
that's what I was thinking
hearing it every 5 minutes doesn't make it better
What is he doing
>>64785987
Wilson in last year's NFCCG
>>64785987
no, the combined effort on both sides is sufficient to qualify
>>64785769
This is like those Taiwanese (?) news stories with the shitty 3d animations
Are there any good QBs in the "state" of Texass?
>>64785987
That Delhomme game where he had six
>>64786025
timely as always
I chuckled sensibly
>>64785780
Me.
>make fun of black QBs when there are white QBs this bad
I don't get it
>>64786108
penis envy
>>64785499
im pretty sure >>>/asp/ would let you stay
that kick lol
>>64786108
>introduce race when no one was talking about it
I don't get it
>>64785499
/heem/ welcomes you, friend
>>64786147
it was very disappointing
KC is gonna get thrashed by whoever they meet next
>>64786168
don't be mad
>at least two more ad breaks after the kick and the 2 min warning
>>64786194
gonna assram the Broncos desu
>hot places like New Orleans and Houston have domes
>cold places like Boston have open stadiums
>there's even a fucking bridge in one end that leaves a big gap and lets all the wind in
>>64786223
>condemning Cincy so soon
you're a gambling man, I can see that
>>64786205
Don't be black.
I don't think a qb has played this bad since Ryan leaf vs. Chiefs
>>64786286
minnesota (usually), indy, detroit have domes. seattle almost has a dome
domes are more about rain and snow than temperature
>>64786286
playing football in incredibly hot weather can be outright fatal... no one dies due to weather conditions when it's sub-zero.
just imagine wearing a shitload of pads and essentially wrestling with people intermittently for over two hours... you'd rather have it on the cold side than the hot
MEEEEEEEMEEAGEDDOOOON
WE WUZ KINGZ N SHIEET
This KC crowd
>>64786317
he is pretty goddamn awful
I'd be embarrassed
Since they moved the FG back, has anyone faked a 2pt conversion from the 25(?) yard line?
>putting a backup in a playoff game
How do you want your season, family member?
Since we're at 2 min warning, will the Texans actually get a score on the board?
>yfw alix smith gonna get btfo next round
also, the heat in arizona, dallas, houston, new orleans in the early part of the season is ridiculous
iirc if the dolphins get a new stadium it will be indoor
>The original Texans beating the new Texans
it's like pottery
>>64786422
No.
Well broncos already won either way
>>64786442
>iirc if the dolphins get a new stadium it will be indoor
nope, they're renovating the current one and just adding a canopy that blocks the sun for the crowd and the Dolphin side but keeps the sun shining on the away team.
>>64786418
2pt conversion is still from the 2 yard line
so it'd be a fake PAT to go for 2
Has there been any serious injuries in the pro bowl that's then ruled someone out of the super bowl? seems a right daft waste of time.
>>64786508
what does coalburner mean
>>64786494
>Using the Sun as a weapon
That's some Bond villain-tier shit, how do they get away with that?
>>64786547
If they're in the Superbowl they don't play in the Probowl
>>64786547
players who are playing in the super bowl will usually skip the pro bowl
>>64786547
super bowl players don't play in the pro bowl ever since they moved it to the week before the SB
>>64786511
Sorry, yeah this is what I meant. Has anyone actually tried it yet?
>>64786547
Players in the Super Bowl don't have to waste their time in the pot bowl
>>64786570
>That's some Bond villain-tier shit, how do they get away with that?
literally every team that plays outside does it.
except for the 49ers because their owner is a dumbass and wants the niners sideline to be seen more easily from the luxury boxes
>>64786419
let me get a qb born in cleveland than not even the cleveland browns wants, familia
>>64786604
Pro* fucking phone
>>64786570
>how do they get away with that?
because the dolphins are the only southern team in a division with 3 northern teams. Dolphins usually have to play there during the winter in open stadiums.
>>64786547
literally nobody gives a fuck about the pro bowl. it's a complete joke and players hate it
has everyone else gone to sleep?
Was fun, lads. See you in the other thread, when Shittsburgh gets BTFO.
>17/22 comp/att
>77% comp rate
>>64786570
They also wear away jerseys at home so other teams have to wear their dark jerseys.
>>64786658
Nope gonna watch the steelers game
>>64786594
I can't remember anyone faking from the two
someone please make a yuro/comfy thread
>>64786693
Already done m80
>>64786632
>>64786632
>>64786632
>>64786632
>>64785277
I'm just finding which teams in each game I want to win. So far so good
>>64785423
Last 6 words yur mum's not used to hearing
>>64786665
is smeth the barcelona of QBs
>>64787126
Gotta game manage with that tiki-taka mate
