In roughly an hour's time, the NFL playoffs kick off.
Houston basically can thank all of the Colts quarterbacks dying for their AFC South division victory. Meanwhile Kansas City (which isn't even in Kansas but in a show of typical American accuracy, just over the border) have won their last ten games on the bounce and only came second to the 12-4 Denver Broncos in the AFC West.
Yuros, exiles, all welcome. Post rookie questions and get them answered.
I should add,
stream2watch.co
is a good option for streams.
>mecca bingo
is this not haram
>>64777130
Eruobros, Can you possible link the rest of these. I like the designs.
>>64777267
google "football as football"
>>64777252
No it's bingo m8
>>64777267
search for footballasfootball
hello how to cope with commercials
>>64777295
Thanks.
>>64777315
-piss
-shitpost
-chug a beer
-do some pushups
-make some food
>>64777315
Watch the Sky Sports stream, they just go to adverts at the Quarter breaks.
>tfw no more based C4NFL because BBC got the contract and decided not to show Sunday Night Football every week, and that the highlights show should start in Week 8
How do you guys avoid paying for a TV license?
>>64777364
why the fuck did the BBC get the rights when all they want to do with it is do a highlights show on a tuesday night at 11pm
fuck it, I'm resigned to never getting anything other than london games and the superb owl
>>64777404
C4 didn't want to pay for the NFL any more, since it was eating into their budget for cutting documentaries about transgender disabled black drug dealers.
The BBC took it but only paid for the London games and the Super Bowl like you say, no idea why they couldn't put SNF on BBC3 or something.
>put based Nat and Mike Carlson on the radio >get fucking Chappers to do the highlights show.
>>64777470
>put based Nat and Mike Carlson on the radio
this is the worst part
>>64777315
i think like most americans i'm programmed to completely zone out commercials and immediately switch to some other activity when they come on.
>>64777349
pretty much what this guy said. also
>talking to the people around you
but doesn't really apply since we're on fucking 4chan
>>64777130
those are kinda neat, do you have one for the saints?
>>64777567
footballasfootball.com
>>64777567
see
>>64777295
Each team has 4, in English/Spanish/Italian/German-style crest designs.
30 bings lads
right lads, going to put the oven on for my pizza
I wonder when the first London Super Bowl will be. Before 2030?
Franchise in 2022, especially if the Tories stay in government, which they will as Labour becomes the Rainbow Tranny Bummers party. George Osborne is supportive of it and has said he'd make tax concessions or allow them to ignore certain employment laws.
Predictions?
I'm going 2-3 Chefs
Any streams?
>>64777773
fuck my life man
>>64777747
Yeah, I reckon even with limited receiving options, Queefs will nick a few goals.
Is it just me that thinks the seeding should be purely on W/L%? So sure, all the divisional winners get in, but if they get in on an 8-8 or whatever they can get seeded below a wildcard on 11-5 like Kansas City?
>>64777843
nah its pretty dumb, but the NFL is kinda like the EPL in that most games could go either way, so it usually ends up working pretty well
>>64777843
>Is it just me that thinks the seeding should be purely on W/L%?
Yes, you are the only one
>>64777913
>>64777211
1-0 texans will be final score
>>64777905
>>64777917
I guess I can't complain, as a Colts that basically means we're top 4 in the AFC every year, unless Luck's kidneys explode again.
/sp/ stream + chat:
http://spee.sportstoaster.com
Does JJ Watt still play offence sometimes? Or just when they're desperate?
>tfw all those years people making fun of me for being an Alex Smith fan
our time has come.
here we go lads
>>64777130
Based Britbro with the same idea, yet different crests.
let's go team!
murrifat reporting in for /comfy/
Sorry yurp friends, even though its the playoffs this is going to be a shit game.
Go Houston desu. KC ruined my accy last week due to the last quarter shenanigans.
>>64778449
FIGHT
Have any Germanbros joined the vigilante groups to protect women from the rape-crazy refugees?
is everyone /comfy/?
Is Smeth elite?
WOO LET'S FUCKING GO
>kickoff
>5 minute commercial break
Oh yeah this is why I never watch this shitty sport
>>64778530
I am comfy
just about to get pizza out of the oven breh
>>64778521
Nah, I enjoy watching the country fall to pieces.
(That said, the 30 refugees in my village are quiet and nice.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGoTMUMMt6o
Go Chiefs!
Crush the texans like we crushed the injuns with measles
Football for Yuros spreadsheet, anyone?
>>64778444
Aye, did them for the last couple of seasons or so. Deleted them all though for some reason.
acestream://9eae8bfcaf6841b27117604cd552d5d47b18fa2b
sky strem
When I win the Powerball jackpot I'm going to buy JJ.
>>64778582
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
REMOVE YOUR HATS
>pizza ordered
>changed into my comfy jammy jams
>Playoff NFL on tv
>posting in eurothread
Who /comfy/ here? Tell me how comfy you are
>>64778632
Gonna keep doing them? I did the Superb Owl threads last year. Still got them all saved.
WHERE THE FUCK IS KEVIN CADLE????
I CAN'T STAND THIS STUTTERING AMATUER
JUST LET NEIL HOST THE SHOW FUCK
So how do you watch NFL in your country? Germany got a new official live stream this season, and it's the best thing ever.
>>64778671
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
I feel American as fuck now.
>faggot dome so no military flyover
awful
>>64778671
>>64778671
that's a specific comfy i'll never feel.
>>64777509
>>talking to the people around you
>>64778708
on CBS and FOX (NBC sometimes) and ABC for this game
>That national anthem and giant flag
Feels good to be an American
>>64778671
just woke up and got pizza on the way
Fun Fact: it is warmer in Cleveland OH than in Houston TX right now.
Is it necessary to have a flag that big?
Chiefs- Arsenal
Texans- Everton
Greenbay- Chelsea
Seahawks- Man United
Vikings- Lester city
Redskins- Spurs
Broncos- Man City
Patriots- Liverpool
What's the format for NFL playoffs?
Do teams just play one game to go through?
>>64778847
bit small if you ask me
>>64778847
Yes, if anything it's a little on the small side.
>>64778632
Should change Baltimore's crest to it's city crest or just put Maryland's.
Do Euro broadcasts have the same announcers/graphics it are they different?
>>64778866
those are like all wrong
![Texas[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/ilSkxdd.png "Texas[1].png")
>>64778847
>>64778877
Single elimination. Every game is win or go home.
>>64778866
wut
>>64778877
yes - single game elimination
>>64778866
not even close
Kek, that's my Toxins.
>>64778897
the same, commercials are local though
>>64778909
Brains being the expection to the rule.
ALSO KEK
1-0
Welp, that was fast
CHEFS CHEFS CHEFS CHEFS
INSANE
DAVIS DAVIS DAVIS DAVIS
>KC wearing the all whites
panic.jpg
DAVIS
A
V
I
S
>the texans lucked into the wildcard
>not ready for the chops
>>64777843
then you miss out on great games like New Orleans at Seattle, a few years ago.
>getting some hollering and whooping ethnic singer to warble out the national anthem so the crowd can't sing along
Why do you always do this, America?
You have a great anthem but seriously, never seen it performed as rousingly as God Save the Queen or La Marseillaise with 60,000 following along.
SHIT IT'S AN EARLY GOAL
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT'S OGRE
HOUSTON
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>eurocucks
>>64778911
How do they determine home advantage?
>>64777843
CL works the same, though.
If you win your group with 8 points and the other guys finish 2nd with 12 points..just some luck.
is this thread slow enough for people to see my comments?
is habbenbing
I miss Toub, great coach
JUST
Fans are starting to stream out of the stadium
>not pulling an on-side kick-TD
ANDYYYY
>>64778897
We use your CBS/Fox/etc. commentary for the game, but when you go to commercials, we go back to studio for analysis. No advert breaks at all on the BBC, on Sky or C4 you get adverts at the quarters.
WE FINNA SMOKE DA WEEEED
>>64779095
based on regular season performance. the texans had an inferior record, but won their division, while the chiefs got 1 of the 2 "wild card" invitations per conference.
>>64779095
record
>>64779095
Division winners get home field advantage
>>64779095
bribes, just like FIFA
>>64779095
4 division winners in each conference get home games. The top two don't play this weekend, they have a bye week and play winners of these games next weekend.
>>64779095
Seeding, which is based on regular season wins
>>64779101
yeah
>>64777843
I like it this way
Makes winning the division that muh more important
>>64779095
if you won your division you have homeadvantage in wildcard games, after taht the team with the better record has homegames afaik
>>64779148
There was a "Difference between USA and Europe" picture for that two super bowls ago.
"Support our troops" v Tactical analysis.
>>64779148
this would be better desu, wish we had this option.
>>64779148
When do you beat your wives then?
>yurobowl thread
>full of americans
why
these used to be so comfy
>>64779047
She sang it well actually, save your racism for other singers
>Pooston getting rekt
>>64778674
Yeah I think I did every game last year.
is this the comfy thread?
What happened? I went for a quick ballet performance and I came back and it's 7-0? What the hell?
NON AMERICANS, REPLY WITH FAVORITE TEAM
>>64779282
yes, come on in
That comment about manziel
>DEAD
>>64779259
They leave that to the Muslim immigrants
>>64779271
i'll leave if you want.
>>64779271
because the regular gamethread is a clusterfuck, and i like you guys :3
>hooston special teams
>>64778866
Raiders=Newcastle United
>>64779289
Lions since 2004
>>64779271
>come to an american website
>bitch about americans using said american website
>>64779231
watching NFL games on Sky is GOAT
and then i get every premier league game on NBC sports
best of both worlds la, 'avin my cake and eatin' it too aren't i?
>>64779226
>>64779298
danke
>>64779280
you should do all /trv/ games again instead
>>64779289
I've gone a year so far being a neutral and it's not as fun as rooting for a team
>>64779271
Until the London Monarchs play the Barcelona Dragons in the Super Bowl it's our sport
>>64779410
try fantasy football, makes all games fun.
Could also pick New England or Washington
>>64779410
this
i thought 'well i don't believe in picking a team, the team picks you. but no team really has stuck with me.
rooting for Chiefs in the playoffs though. i find them likeable
>>64779410
Cards or Chefs are the casual's outsider pick this season.
>>64778866
Chiefs - Lester
Texans - Stoke
Green Bay - United
Seahawks - Chelsea
Vikings - Spuds
R******* - QPR
Broncos - Liverpool
Patriots - City
thoughts?
>>64779410
you are now a redskins fan. if du.bs, raiders. if tri.ps, browns.
>>64779410
Only root for teams in cities the Sex Pistols played in
Someone will die in a game because of Concussion and that will be the end of the NFL
>>64779515
Panthers are Lester
>great record
>are actually shit
>>64779552
>lost 1 game in last 20 reg season games
>highest scoring team in nfl
>highest scoring defense in nfl
>demi-god for QB
yeah, they sure are shit
>>64779515
id probably flip pats and seahawks
cowboys are liverpool
raiders are leeds
>>64779594
>>demi-god for QB
>calling your kid "Chosen"
He went full nig.
>>64779545
People get paralyzed all the time which is worse than death and nobody gives a shit.
>dat sack
>#73
baka desu
>>64779620
its better than muhammed
Ahhh, the comfy thread
>>64779627
Are you watching the shitshow on ProSieben, fellow refugee?
>>64779552
maybe the Bengals could be considered lester?
Dalton is mahrez and Green is Vardy
smeth pls
>WILSON
goddamnit he coulda had that
>>64779670
Using the stream on ran, but it's the same thing. And I actually like it, been watching it the whole season.
Overthrown a bit by Smeth, but the receiver should've laid out for it. He could've had it.
>>64779314
i was too harsh, i'm sorry
until this thread is still this slow you're more than welcome
>>64779594
>falling for the $cam meme
>>64779515
>>64778866
no
Seahawks, Broncos - Man City
Patriots - Chelsea
Green Bay - Liverpool
Steelers - Yanited
>>64779747
>a bit
just had a big wank, lads
what's happening in this handegg game?
>>64779734
Ah. The commentary makes me cringe, which is why I usually go for English language streams.
>>64779780
It was just beyond the guy's fingertips. That's a bit.
>pizza man still not here
>>64779770
You mean the NFL MVP?
>>64779776
Man United are the Yankees
I have a unrelated NFL question that has baffled me forever.
In a league with 32 teams how do you determine who plays who in only a 16 game regular season?
>>64779810
wait till you see his car pull up and then call and cancel the pizza.
>>64779785
fat negros getting out of breath after couple of yards
>>64779785
what makes a wank big or small? Load volume?
>>64779837
we're talking about NFL teams lad
nice throw dumbbell
>>64779848
everyone in your division twice (6)
6 within your conference in some rotation (?)
4 of the other conference in some rotation (?)
>>64779837
>Man United are the Yankees
But man city and the Yankees own NYCFC together
>>64779810
should have put "watch the game with me" on the special instructions
>hoyer
>Hoyer going full retard
![NFLSChed_original[1].jpg_1366296081.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZsZPUl4.jpg "NFLSChed_original[1].jpg_1366296081.jpg")
>>64779848
>those are play off teams
this season is shite, family
>>64779895
wank duration i would think
AYY LMAO
>>64779848
http://operations.nfl.com/the-game/creating-the-nfl-schedule/
INt
>>64779961
Why would I want to watch the game with an Pakistani bloke?
>spaghetti fest
>>64779848
>Play 6 division games each year, 2 against each team
>Play one entire division from each conference, this cycles every year
>Two flex games
meme game
>>64779848
You play your 3 other division opponents twice
You play all the teams in your conference from the other divisions that finished in the same place in the respective division (first in division from NFC east plays first in North, South, etc
You play a whole division in the NFC and a whole in the AFC and these rotate
adds up
6 games
3 games
3 games
4 games
>these QBs
the hell am i watching
nice QBs
is this the spaghettib owl?
>>64779984
That actually explains a lot.
Thank you Ameriman.
>>64779895
how empty your ballsack feels afterwards
gonna take a dump, wish me luck
Where are the big hits?
>>64779948
you got the divisional part correct; everything else is just randomly drawn via computer
I would actually prefer shitty adverts about joining the Marines and Viagra over this fucking ESPN music.
>>64780155
How far did it go m8?
>>64779959
>>64779927
>le idiotic american meme
I'm not falling for it, lads
>>64777368
That's misleading, it doesn't consider that they might not own a TV
>>64780190
no its not you retard
>>64780180
in the next game lad, bingles and steelers fucking hate eachother
>>64780155
cool
alright lads, who you got for:
>Superb Owl
>PL
>CL
What happened?
I went to the kitchen after the pick?
http://strawpoll.me/6494277
>tfw drains keep getting blocked because I use too much toilet paper
what do lads
>>64780270
>that pic
i don't know why im laughing so hard
>>64780180
the 1990s
Why did they blame Smith for that?
>>64780293
>van Bronckhorsts
>City
>Bayern/Barca
>>64780300
>too much toiler paper
i thought the koran said you had to use your left hand
>>64780180
hockey
>>64779984
What a fucking dumb system. This clearly gives a huge advantage to any team in an "easy" division.
Why are they using Blue as a power running back he's a lanky gimp
>>64780300
Flush in between, dummy.
>>64780363
Like the Texans and Chiefs?
>>64780363
Well. That team would get shown the door in the playoffs, were it really a shit team in an easy division.
>>64780293
>Superb Owl
Patriots
>PL
Arsene Wenger and the Ozils
>CL
Barca
>>64780300
Take four oblongs of toilet paper and fold in half
Wipe
Fold in half again
Wipe
Repeat
>toxins
>offense
pick 1
>>64780363
yeah, but its not like great teams are ever left out. at the very least the 6 best teams will make it, and even that's an extreme that's never happened.
>>64780300
pop the shit round the u-bend first
>>64780380
I learned this in soouth Korea the flushing power over there is complete shit I had to flush after every two wipes fuckin ell
what is it that the QB's shout at the line, lads?
just sounds like they're always shouting "one-eightyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...HUT" with various numbers beforehand
>>64780300
Don't wipe your shitty ass with paper.
Get in shower, spread asscheeks, let the water wash away your shame.
Now you have a properly cleaned butthole instead of one that you've smeared shit across with paper manually using your hand.
>>64780471
its a snap count. Alot of the times what they shout doesn't matter that much except for when to snap the ball
>>64780471
The "code" for the play they do.
>>64780471
EVEN JANITORRRRRRRRRR
>>64780471
color + number + hut
>has Hopkins as wr
>uses him like some kind of meme-wr like Welker
>>64780430
exactly
>>64780293
>Bowl
Dat Bird
>PL
QT Foxes
>CL
MESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI
>>64780463
Surely it still means that good teams that have a harder schedule might not make it to the playoffs and therefore receive lower financial rewards.
>>64780524
no its not stupid. that would be retarded
>>64780555
And they get fucked over by their pick, so all is well.
just meme my game up F A M
LADS
it's great to be back in these threads
>>64780510
>Be yuropoor with bidet
>Move to USA
>No bidets anywhere
>No one even knows what a fucking bidet is
Why though?
HE LET IT SLIP
S
L
I
P
Did anyone see Hoyer and Gerrard together recently?
>>64780293
>owl
stillers
>PL
arse
>CL
bayern
>just giving them the ball like that
ffs, even teboq had a win in playoffs, get it together texans
>>64780676
no, probably gave the media the slip
>>64780622
When I move to my own place first thing im gonna do is get one of those Japanese toilets. My ass has never felt so clean why is this not a thing in the rest of the first world . Wiping your ass with paper is archaic
>>64780643
>it's the end of the first quarter of the first game and you've finished the only bit of food you got in
time to just drink
>>64780622
Once I traveled and experienced the glory that is the bidet, I could never go back to any other form of butthole maintenance.
