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DALLAS STARS
>rags
>rags
Is there a more elite GM than him?
>>64774808
Which is even worse. Are you saying he can't score unless we literally give him the puck?
https://youtu.be/Y57pVGphC1w
>Kongs
>>64774816
Not even a meme
>>64774816
Can u even use a good meme
>>64774899
>>64774928
MAD AT MEMES
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hello
>>64774875
>Rags fall on their fucking faces and give up a full retard goal.
>Bitch about Ovechkin being a pp baby when the rags are doing everything in their power to give it up.
>N-no he's shit guys really!!!
>>64774954
Hi Canada
Good lord Umberger is awful. Kongs pls take him too
>>64774954
Shut the fuck up
>>64774954
ffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaggggggg
>>64774954
it's me
>this game
everyone's hooking everyone!
linesman injured
>>64774954
DALLAS STARS
REMINDER THAT THE TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS WILL BE DRAFTING AUSTIN MATTHEWS AND THERE'S NOTHING THAT ANY OF YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT.
>>64774954
is it me you're looking for?
>>64774975
>Blue Jackets
>good trade
The one time you can pick two
>>64775064
What about that Swedish kid whose name starts with P?
>lundpads
>rags
>rags
lundpads literally scored on himself there
>>64774898
Gayyyyyyyyyyy
>rags
current feels
>>64775064
Glad he's gonna take one for the team so Pulju and Laine can avoid the Laffs
>>64775064
DOESNT MATTER THEYRE STILL SHIT
>>64775126
>>64775230
Poo pants will be a bust. I mean he's Finnish after all.
>>64774857
>lundshit
>rags
>mcdavid not back until after allstar break
wake me up inside
>>64775285
>>64775285
He's a meme anyways
>>64775332
McDavid will run the league in a few years to be honest family.
>>64775356
>bottom 5 team without their 1st round pick
>worse than the fucking LAFFS
>shorks
hello pls post memes
>>64775409
OC
>>64775404
You're silly if you think these won't change. Jackets sabres oilers and laffs will finish bottom 4 no doubt. The shorks will probably get 20-23.
>>64775450
God I fucking kypreos so much. He's such an arrogant twat who was irrelevant as an NHL player.
>>64775409
>trump is a debbies fan
well guess im voting for carson now
>>64775285
They lost to Tampa Bay, Tampa fucking Bay. Their season is already over.
>>64775524
>carson
literal meme
>>64775554
>>64775489
Still traded a top-10 pick for a fuckin backup goalie
>>64775586
shut the fuck up you ugly mongol shit eater
>>64775404
>the Oilels will pick first and ruin another kid's career
>>64775524
Probably playing the rags, him being the cheap fuck he is.
>>64775586
I won't argue that. The shorks have been so fucking memey for years. They literally can't do shit in the playoffs. Now they won't be make the playoffs.
You said you a gansta
But you neva pop nuttin'
You said you a wanksta
And you need to stop frontin'
You ain't a friend of mine, you ain't no kin of mine
What makes you think that I'm a run up on you with tha nine
We do this all tha time, right now we on tha grind
So hurry up and cop and go selling nicks and dimes
Shorty she so fine, I gotta make her mine
An ass like dat gotta be one of a kind
>>64775520
Hey, at least he's not Glen Healy
>fall into a coma
>wake up
>look around
>everything is silver and black
>nurse comes in
>there's a giant K on her uniform
>ask why everything looks the way it does
>she tells me I'm in a Kings' Hospital
>ask how they own a hospital
>she tells me the Kings became a global entity, surpassing Google, Apple and Disney as the biggest corporation in the world
>ask how that's possible
>she tells me the Kings have won 25 straight Kings Bowls
>ask what a King Bowl is
>she tells me its what replaced the Super Bowl, Champions League and the Stanley Cup after the Kings won 40 straight of those
>ask how the other franchises in the NHL could lose to the Kings for 40 straight seasons
>she tells me the Kings Bowl is a game between the current Kings roster against cloned all-time NHL great teams and players
>she tells me that the Kings recently beat the 1980's Oilers-Islanders (a hybrid of both teams from those years), by a score of 18-0
>ask her who the Kings captain is
>she simply refers to him as The Chosen One
>ask what makes him so special
>she tells me The Chosen One had a multi-hat trick and a shutout so great that it could be seen from every galaxy in the universe; helping establish galactic and world peace
>ask if we made first contact
>she tells me The Chosen One made first contact with alien lifeforms and made the Kings an intergalactic entity, complete with starships, bases, and facilities in every sector known to man
>ask for proof
>she opens the curtain and I see Earth in the distance; starships maneuver around us
>ask if The Chosen One is even human
>she tells me The Chosen One is actually 69 years old and hasn't missed a game since shortly after I went into a coma
>ask how this is possible
>she tells me he is cybernetically enhanced to physical perfection and hasn't let a goal in over 30 years
>ask about The Chosen One's real name
>she tells me he used to be called Jonathan Quick
>mfw
>>64775404
the bruins are gonna get laine with sharks pick iirc imo ainec
>>64775409
wasn't he a rangers fan
>this thread
>>64775707
Mein Führer
>>64775694
if sweeney had the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd overall picks he would take charlie mcavoy, sam steel, and logan brown. bruins fan here also lol
>>64775769
>>64775694
>>64775548
No shame f@m, >we're back
>>64775707
No, he was just memeing in this picture. He is a Devils fan through and through
>>64775769
"Players in, players out..." explained the Harvard alumni. "...3 are leaving our organization through free agency this off-season. By acquiring the first 3 draft choices in this years draft, we have now gotten the same exact number of players back. It's something our front office has been working on throughout the summer: We've been calling it, 'Players in, Players out'."
When I naturally inquired as to the motivations behind making such unorthodox and 'off-the-board' choices, Sweeney stopped me mid-sentence, remarking smugly, "We got the same number of players we lost. 3. 1, 2, 3..." He gestured, adamantly raising his pointer, ring, and index fingers in quick succession, before grinning rather smugly.
>>64774857
shit, i missed the first goal, that's pretty bad
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT BJ'S WIN A FUCKING GAME HOLY SHIT
/shitpost
ok, back to anon now
>>64774857
>rags
>>64774957
Based Ovi
>>64775325
Sean Moneyhands.jpg
>>64774864
He's the best currently
>>64775904
The standings indicate otherwise
>>64776017
Atlantic is a coin toss besides the kitties at this point. Even the laffs aren't completely out at the rate some of the teams go hot cold
>>64776054
>laffs aren't completely out
Want to know how I know you're retarded?
Can someone please tell me why the Panthers are in first place in the Atlantic? Is this what parity means or are they going to eventually go back to the bottom of the league where they belong.
>>64776086
They're 5 out and the snes have been dropping spaghetti everywhere lately
>>64776097
because the habs went through a very rough patch and the bruins are a mediocre hockey team
>>64776054
>The laffs aren't out
>The bolts have a chance
You just don't know when to stop posting meme's huh?
>>64776086
There's no reason to be rude
>>64776097
turns out barkov isn;t a bust
>>64776128
>implying either ontario team isnt complete and utter shit
>>64776156
YES HE IS YOU FUCKING NORMIE REDDITOR HE HAS A LUCKY SEASON NOT REAL HES MEME
>>64776201
With memes you win
>March 2009
>Brian Murray makes a trade for Mike Comrie and Chris Campoli depsite Ottawa being well out of a playoff spot
>Sens go on winning streak
>end up moving up in the draft, so they draft Cowen instead of Oliver Ekman-Larsson
FUCKING MURRAY WE COULD HAVE HAD AN ELITE DEFENSEMAN BUT WE GOT STUCK WITH A FUCKING PYLON RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>this abortion of a game
& the first football game is a joke too. I guess I'll start drinking at 3 today.
>>64776252
I thought that swede you have was supposed to be elite
>>64776143
Bolts definitely aren't out. Laffs will 99% miss but they still have an opportunity with how bad the Atlantic has been lately. Stop memeing yourself
>>64774816
Inb4 Bombston gets cucked by Canada's most irrelevant team.
Rate me
>>64776252
You mean they moved down in the draft, but still a good point
>snes
>>64774864
based af, loved him as a player too
>>64775064
Except the bluejackets will
>>64776266
Karlsson is based, Methot is great, and Ceci is bretty gud but the rest of the Sens defense is putrid.
OEL-Karlsson
Methot-Ceci
If Murray didn't fuck up, that top 4 could have been reality.
>>64776337
>implying that jew melnyk wouldnt just let OEL go because muh shekels
>>64775100
Don't forget how we traded for saad, only anisimov is okay
Reminder the bluejackets fans were pissed that umberger was traded he had 5 consecutive 22+ goal seasons
>>64776156
>turns out Ekblad isn't a bust
Fixed that for you m8.
>>64776378
Thing about Melnyk is, he has not let any of our young guys go because of money.
He claims he'll spend when the "time is right". While I am not sure I believe him, I still don't tink he'd let a young top pairing dman walk.
>>64776396
>eating a pubesub
>>64776396
>those brown fingers
>that "sub"
doritos look good tho
>>64776281
Good luck making a playoff push outside of a wildcard spot when Yzerman decides he needs to get some value at the deadline on the departing Stamkos. Pongs are finding offense with Sullivan.
>>64776400
No he had 3 consecutive 20+ goal seasons he was washed after that
>>64776156
>turns out I was right
Wow. I'm so shocked.
>>64776421
>2016
>getting mad at sandwiches
baka desu senpai
>>64776396
>The Publics poster is a shitskin Cuban
Not surprised
>really want caps to win cause rags and also the bruins can tie the rags tonight with 2 points
>caps are winning. yiss :DDD
>turn the game on
>rags score immediately
i shut the game off. i am bad luck.
>>64776408
Ekblad has been extremely disappointing this season.
He's playing the most sheltered minutes of all D men in the league and not exactly tearing ass.
>>64776489
>same trip fag still has autism
Wow. I'm so shocked.
>>64776252
>Trade Tank Commander Brian Elliott for Craig Cancershit
>Go on for years with this piece of shit playing way above the team's talent
>Get shit prospects instead of high draft pick
FUCK YOU CANCERMAN
>>64776524
>(you)
Wow. I'm so shocked
>>64776504
>Canautism
Daily reminder that Couturier is ELITE
>>64776489
>The 2nd overall pick is g-good guys
I thought this too but then I actually watched a Cats game and saw Hubby is the driver of that line
>>64776575
Told you man, put Sophie's face on there for maximum keks
>>64776575
>He's a shitskin Cuban
>In Tampa Bay
You can't even prove me wrong, you are literally poo skin :^)
>>64776588
Did you watch it trough your butthole?
Because you're making zero sense.
>>64776580
>Ottawa drafted Zibanjad over him
FUCK
>>64776396
REEEEE GET THAT SANDWICH OUT OF MY FACE
it's hard not to like the panthers if you're not a panthers fan, for 2 reasons: one, there are no panthers fans, so you might as well be one. second, big dick daddy jagr ofc
>>64776619
Hey man, could you help me out real quick? For the life of me, I just can't remember what year it is! Think you could tell me what the current year is?
>>64776505
It's 2-2 now ;^)
>>64776659
wish the bruins could have the good hayes instead of the fat, lazy one desu
I LOVE WHAT I'M READING
Holy fuck are the islels supposed to be good? This is like, the first time all year I've seen the Flyers dominate a team in all aspects.
>canautists and flyover cucks are literally triggered by this
don't worry, you still got your timbits right ;^)
>>64776725
They have 2 NHL defenceman playing lmao
>>64776679
>kevin hayes is listed at 6'5
jimmy is listed at 6'6 and in the Behind The B (gay behind the scenes show the bruins do) episode where it shows their family christmas party you can see clearly that jimmy towers over him lol. at least 3 inches taller.
>>64776725
not now they aren't
defense injured
>>64776672
Sorry, the current year info is reserved for whites only. Could you please prove to me you are white? Thanks.
>>64776742
Wow, that is more than Finland got!
CAUSE WE'RE LOVERS AND THAT IS A FACT
YES WE'RE LOVERS AND THAT IS THAT
>caps
And now it's 2-3....
caps can't even hold a 2 goal lead against the rags with arguably the best goaler rn on their team lol shameful familia
>>64776760
He's got a 2/3 chance desu
>Literally getting meme'd on by a SHL reject
>>64776803
>2-3
>>64776771
But Karlsson isnt a defenceman :^)
>>64776760
No worries man, I was able to look it up.
And, really? Being racist? Come on, it's 2015.
offside tbqh
>>64776726
olives are icky
>>64776838
>Karlsson
We got the mindfuck nigga
Alright, /hoc/
>go to one of the fanpages for your team
>bring back something
Are the Rangers elite?
RANGERS3
>>64776878
Whiter than the average swede lmao
>>64776843
how cucked can a nation get? shameful desu
Washington have not lost a game after regulation this season when they have been in the lead at the start of the third period.
>Kings
Lel that was very offside tbqh
>>64776874
There were no olives on it senpai
backstrom playing like a scrub this period desu
>>64776937
Come on man, it's 2016.
SEAN
COUTURIER
IS
ELITE
>>64776924
He got finnish heritage after all
![tumblr_nz7opzU8RI1r2g7mto1_500[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/2kyrLJn.png "tumblr_nz7opzU8RI1r2g7mto1_500[1].png")
>>64776927
It happens when you elect a woman.
>>64776946
I think I can see one at the top there
don't put olives in your sandwiches
>crapitals
>>64776981
>implying
Stop projecting senpai
>nhl network broadcast
>3 guys answer a trivia question
>ALWAYS FUCKING WRONG
how the fuck do you get EVERY SINGLE QUESTION wrong
there's 3 of you motherfuckers
>rags
>>64776999
There are no olives on it, you blind dutch retard. I fucking hate olives too, and generally order, specifically, "everything except olives"
fucking faggot, stop talking shit about my pubsubs
>>64777022
lmao and here I am wrong by saying nhl network instead of NBC
>>64776969
It's 2016 coloured people can be Pekka's to o
>>64777049
>mad at olives
>SLaps your washed up russian goon on the ice
>What do you do
>islelders
>>64777049
>he doesn't like olives
![635709522838365094-AFP-542062575-74107136[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lcA57Uh.jpg "635709522838365094-AFP-542062575-74107136[1].jpg")
>>64777021
It has already begun
>>64777068
there's your calder right there
>>64777102
>>64777066
gg isles
>RAGS
LUNDPADS BTFO
wow
>SKÖÖÖÖTNT
OLH MY FUCKLING GOD
RAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGS
Get your >rags going boys
>rags
>Rags
How
>rags
can one team be!!!!!!!?????????????
>rangers
WE GOT AN OT
>swedish goaltending
>r a g s
>a
>g
>s
>RAGS
>>64777103
sure thing man
>rags
>lundshit
>padqvist
lyl the rags are still a dumpster fire
>>64777176
Reminder that 50% of all goals this games have been scored by swedes
Post the jerseys you wear to the game. I'll start:
> Sharks fan
> Goes to the tank for Saturday and Barracuda (AHL) games
> Wears Hockey Fights Cancer practice jersey
This game would be over if Dan Girardi wasn't a brain damaged retard
>>64777176
Dude it's 2016.
3-3 is more equal than 2-3
>>64774816
what games are on?
lmao look at this fuckin cupless nerd
Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahaha
>rags
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
how did stepan miss that
oh my lanta that was beautiful
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
>holtgod
>ovi
Lmao caps win again
>almost score against Holtby
>give it up and have Ovi win it on the counter
LGTSS
>rags
THEY'RE RAGGING AGAIN
THEY'RE RAGGING AGAIN
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
YES FUCKING OVI
HAHAHHAHAHHAHA
>RAGS
HOLY SHIT
> R A G S
>RAAAAAAAAGSSSSSSS
>>64774816
desu
wow this craps announcers are garbage
just like the
>RAGS
>HES WASHED UP
>HE ONLY SCORES ON THE PP
>HE ONLY SCORES FROM ONE SPOT
GET FUCKED >RAGS
>RRRAAAAAAAAGGSSSSSSSSSS
>>64777236
pic ;^)
LMAO RAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AHHHHHHHHH
ALEX OVECHKIN HAS SUCH A FAT FUCKING COCK YAAAASSSSSSSS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
>RAGS
GR8888888888888888888888888
Is this why rags fans are so butthurt about Holtby all the time?
>RAGS
you underage faggots need to shut the fuck up. we'll have the last laugh when we win the cup you fucking reddit memeing retards. its not fucking funny when you post the same thing over and over
lundshit is fucking done
trade him for a late first while you can
>RUGS
Where did that "Lundpads" fella go? It's almost like he missed the end of the game :(
>>64777313
why is he wearing a CD around his neck?
>>64777343
frustrations?
>rags
![[continued laughter].png](https://i.imgur.com/LwN5oV0.png "[continued laughter].png")
>HOLTBY SUCKS
>>64777302
Joe B and Laughlin are incredible though, you're just mad as fuck
Dubs for Ovie hitting 500 at home tmrw
>>64777343
Don't be angry, friend.
Also:
>rags
>>64777370
shut the fuck up you olive eating cuckold you aren't even good at hockey you turbonigger
>>64777369
That's all they were able to "win" :/
>>64777343
>rags
is holtby elite?
>rags
>>64777395
shit tier voices
watch some other broadcasts sometimes you homer faggot
the >rags just >rags'd so hard
>>64777369
RARE BEAN
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okay this ragsposting needs to stop it stopped being funny years ago at least make real memes
not even a rangers fan btw
I just had to come here and say
>rags
New Jersey Devils er'day
>>64777416
getta load of that monkey lmao
>>64777436
>rags
>>64777352
that's more on the d-men tbf
why doesn't moore stop it
>>64776927
he's not a Muslim. He's a sikh.
It's all a ruse.
I hate this faggot general lol. Durrrr >rags. Le Ebin xDDD. Reddit.
>mfw reading mad as fuck rags fan tweets
>>64777474
Where did ovechkin touch you?
>>64777474
agreed dude, reddit really took over i go to hfboards now
this placec is cancer
>>64777458
why doesn't an 8 mil goalie cover the fucking post like any other bantam quality goalie would?
>rags
>>64777395
Worst commentator duo in the NHL. Beninati is an ugly ass kike and laughlin's a nasally annoying fggt.
Pic related, best commentator in the game right now.
>rags
>rags
>rags
hhahahahahahhahha shit city, shit team, shit fans. absolutelt devastated. alex ovechkin knocked the cardboard crown right off of that homos head lmao THE KING OF WHAT??? lol. Wat is he the king of?? his own house lmao. 0 cups. 0 rings. king of nothig bitch nigga lmao.
>rags
>>64777416
Lmao look at that fuckin monkey
>>64777499
>4chan
>hfboards
>hockey
imo
>>64777511
Joe B may be an ugly ass kike, but he's my ugly ass kike.
At least we dumped Etem and will trade Yandle for Drouin soon.
>>64777511
pedo dubs confirm
>>64777522
If only you could stop goals as well as you shit post Henrik.
>>64777551
>being a good goy cuck
>>64777574
Yeah but the rags got an even worse player lel
>>64774816
whos stoping them
