In God we trust edition
line-ups?
Primero para el atlético
>>64773344
not confirmed
who /ordered a zidane kit/ here
>>64773329
i think it will be 4-2-3-1
Navas
Carvajal-Varane-Ramos-Marcelo
Kroos-Modric
Bale-James-CR
Benzema
I hope CR will rise again. Also I hope a lot of play for Isco, he is fucking good
>Ronaldo sCOres 5 against Granada
>literally who Granada, penaldo shit
>Messi scores 3 against Granada
>THE GOAT GUYZ
>>64773329
How many months does he have left, lads?
>>64773629
5 months.
He can't do much magically and they won't even give him the opportunity of coaching a full season from the start
>>64773589
just /sp/ things
>but...but... messi's tap in is different
>>64773629
i hope something good will happen, and we'll still have Zidane 3 years from now and Perez leaves soon
>>64773629
at least a year desu
>>64773700
No one is denying Messi's were tap ins but at least he has other facets to his game unlike TSUUUU man who sits in the box the whole game
>>64773589
>>64773700
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
RONALDO IS THE GOAT, GUYS.
Always liked Depor because my nig Roy Makaay played there. Great striker.
Will be joining in, last RM match I watched was great fun.
>>64773329
lel
wanted to open the match thread for this game and use a picture of zidane
are you a wizard ?
>>64773518
>kroos
Wew
>>64773589
>being this insecure about tsu man
>>64773860
RM matches are always fun
>>64773879
Haha funny story lol
>>64773824
>he has other facets to his game unlike TSUUUU man who sits in the box the whole game
Wow....
match trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQw9lnuaEy4
good thread
deportivo is good this season, might be tight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8se6GH1lZRo
who /TSU/ here?
I have fucked a man this week. That is all. I just had to let someone know i know someone is going to read this. Never again.
>>64774178
do tell
ISCOOO
>>64774150
>in my mind we all /TSU/ here
>>64774178
/gif/ pls go
>>64774201
<3 IIIISCO IIIISCO IIISCO
NO ISCO NO DISCO
ISCO FANTASTISCO
>>64774178
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64774193
Was horny. Hooked up. Was tight. Thats it. Balls didnt touch so im not gay. Thanks for listening now i am free
>>64774201
why are Madrid fans so obsessed with Isco
All he does is swerve all over the place and ball hog
>>64774201
no James, no discount on product to Zidane or Perez
>>64774266
>hating disco
edgy
>>64774239
did he suck you off?
>>64774239
That's okay my friend, anytime.
Zidane should be player coach and sometimes just sub himself on at 80th minute
>>64774290
Yeah. The weird part is im the same guy that came in 20 seconds when i hired an escort. Condom on didnt even get to fuck her cause limp dick. Man sucked my dick no condom didnt cum. Im a fucked up individual la. Well im out thanks for reading my blog i feel better now.
>>64774239
happens to all of us, don't worry
REAL MADRID: Casilla; Varane, Danilo, Casemiro, James, Jesé y Lucas Vázquez
DEPORTIVO: Manu Fernández; Lopo, Luisinho, Laure, Juan Domínguez, Jonás Gutierréz y Oriol Riera
>>64774377
t. Alberto Blowjobsa
>>64774388
Fuck that's the bench.
>Keylor; Carvajal, Pepe, Ramos, Marcelo; Kroos, Modric, Isco; Bale, Cristiano y Benzema.
>Lux; Juanfran, Arribas, Sidnei, Fernando Navarro; Bergantiños, Mosquera; Fede Cartabia, Fayçal, Luis Alberto; Lucas Pérez.
>>64774388
>Jonas Gutierrez
4:0 (Benzema '17, Isco 44', CR 57' and 79')
>>64774377
Thanks bro. Never again tho. Im going to focus on saving money this year so i can actually get a decent gf by 2017. We're all going to make it lads.
>>64774418
t. Real Madrid fan since for life
Will be closer than that surely
>no DMs
nice going memedane
>>64774418
>Dos Santos Aveiro 57' (p)
Get ready to be booty blasted /sp/lerge
>>64774546
pls remove cross
>>64774441
Looks like you are getting a boyfriend m8
>>64774546
Please use the halal version.
>>64774546
pls no... halal needs to lose
>>64774567
>>64774582
ebin muslim meme
needs more anime
>>64774587
oh hey look it's the argentine RM weeb
hello argentine RM weeb
Varane still not starting
Fuck off Zidane
>>64774587
HALA MADRID MY FRIEND
So is it safe to say that Perez is the fact manager now?
Is the muslim coach the link they missed?
>>64774844
yes, full halal now will provide results
Have we won yet?
>>64774663
>>64774503
Zidane OUT
>>64773589
This Tsubh
Did somebody say halal?
>>64774663
Zidane included Pepe in his best 11 players in the world.
>>64773518
Team desperately need a CM who can actually defend.
Modric does a lot but he's really not great enough at it.
They should try to swap Kroos and Matic or something.
When is the next Halal match against a semi-strong team?
>>64775050
He's the Neven Subotic of Real Madrid
>>64775050
Aziz confirmed for idiot
>>64775069
Casemiro?
Huge potential, definitely better than Matic
>>64775050
Pepe is good but doesn't rank along with your Rooneys, Messis and Ronaldos
>>64774587
They even have a muslim coach now, there's not denying Halal Madrid.
>>64775231
weak
>>64775231
>Rooneys
I like you.
>>64774743
>HALAL MADRID MY FRIEND
ftfy
>tfw Zidane is finally manager
Team should be full Halal by 2018 m8s
>>64775231
>ronaldo in the same grouping as messi and rooney
What are the best muslim signings Madrid could make next season?
>>64775360
Mahrez
lol, Penaldos are replicating in every league
>>64775360
All the best players that Algeria, France, and England have to offer
>>64775360
Mahrez, Ribery, Pjanic, Hazard
What would be a good muslim starting XI?
I'm here for the brand new meme manager.
>>64775360
Islam Slimani
Riyad Mahrez
Yacine Brahimi
Mehdi Benatia
>all of this Muslim discussion
Don't you guys get bored of this? Isn't it a bit like returning to a joke you've already heard one million times that no longer amuses you like it once did? Doesn't it now just feel tiresome and a bit of a bore?
Disclaimer: I am Muslim and I feel the same way about all of 4chan's bigotry: antisemitism, racism, misogyny etc. I just roll my eyes and don't see how anybody can find it entertaining.
score?
>>64773518
bale in the middle la'
>>64775502
>not talking about the best religion as much as possible
Fuck off, infidel
>>64774418
>CR 57' (p) and 79'
Fixed that for TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64775502
not as good as the "funny and addictive" pasta
who /Barjewlona/ here
>>64775502
t. Abdul Smith
who /TSU/ here?
>>64775559
not pasta lad
Ready to watch the start of a new era, Zizou Era's.
is there no good english stream?
there is none up on soccerstreams
who died
B/a/rca here lads
holy fuck I'm so hyped
Y NADA MAS
>>64775626
People die everyday.
>>64775443
>Hart
>defense lol
>khedira, ozil, mahrez,
>benzema, bin laden, jihadi john
Zidane time lads
Z I Z O U
I
Z
O
U
>that midfield
I give up on this club, no one can fix this shit.
>>64774178
at least you don't wear a shirt that says "SEMENS"
>Ennio Morricone
Cool
Madrid always has a surprise for us.
lmao what is that gay song
That's a very sad tune, lads.
>>64775655
kekked desu
>No defensive mid
rip madrid
Deportivo pls win
CARVAJAL IS BACK
>FUCK OFF DANILO
CARVAJAL IS BACK
>FUCK OFF DANILO
CARVAJAL IS BACK
>FUCK OFF DANILO
CARVAJAL IS BACK
>FUCK OFF DANILO
CARVAJAL IS BACK
>FUCK OFF DANILO
CARVAJAL IS BACK
>FUCK OFF DANILO
CARVAJAL IS BACK
>FUCK OFF DANILO
CARVAJAL IS BACK
>FUCK OFF DANILO
CARVAJAL IS BACK
>FUCK OFF DANILO
CARVAJAL IS BACK
>FUCK OFF DANILO
CARVAJAL IS BACK
>FUCK OFF DANILO
>>64775649
Is not that bad
>>64775688
Every single time I see Carvajal he's shit.
>They aren't up 2-0 now
Zizou is shit! SHIT!
>>64775718
Danilo is way waaay worse
Poor Zidane
how big would the shitstorm be if real madrid loses this game? compare it to something
>>64775216
Are we talking about the same player here?
Casemiro is Lucas Silva tier.
What if RMadrid now suddenly turns into a beautiful football machine? Will Benitez kill himself?
Hello, i am here for the TSSSSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
>>64775718
>Watching him twice a year.
Seriously, he's one of the best right backs in the world when on form
>>64775741
Guardiola lost his first game.
>>64775749
No
Casemiro has been great this season
But Kroos starts because of fuck Madrid
>>64775741
Like ~200 trampled to death muslims in mecca
HALA MADRID
I was always a Real Madrid fan when it came to Spanish football. But after they sacked my one true love, I'll never support Real Madrid again.
I'm officially a Barca fan now.
>cristiano recovering a ball
IT'S HAPPENING
Finally the real Real Madrid. Got some good breakfast to celebrate.
>>64775732
Yikes.
Carhalal is amazing
>>64775673
that's only a problem when the team is full of spineless shitters like arsenal
>>64775762
Won't happen, Deportivo is a good side
>>64775766
And Lucas Silva was good for a moment.
I never said that Casemiro is bad, jut that he's far from Real's standard.
>>64775775
>eating breakfast at 7.30pm
you wake up fucking late m8
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64775775
>burgers for breakfast
Thought it was a meme.
im only here for tsu or lack thereof
>>64775775
Haven't had MickeyD's for breakfast in a while so that looks good tbqh
>>64775749
Lucas Silva isn't bad
>>64775765
Was he 4 points off the Atletico and 5 points off Barca with 1 game on hand. A lost will be devestating and game over.
>Victor Sanchez From I Love
>>64773329
>That nervous as fuck baldy at the sidelines
Are autists coaches?
>>64775772
FUCK BENITEZ, worst mistake ever
Fuck Perez more
>>64775805
Better than potatoes.
>>64775775
>sausage
Infidel pls go
ZI-TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64775781
madrid is the definition of spineless
bunch of mercenary cunts
>>64775791
Yeah but playing three attacking mids like Kroos, Modric and Isco is a big reason why the defense has been so shit.
>Donaldo
>>64775815
see>>64775791
Though he has been mediocre as fuck for OM
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>>64775791
You got it wrong pham. Lucas Silva did a decent job for a couple of games in a role that any Castilla graduate could have fulfilled in the same way
Casemiro has been an anchor in the RM midfield this season, and one of the few highlights under Rafa
>>64775805
>Tsunaldo shot outside the box
Really is a new era
>>64775775
>eating a cap
>>64775833
Better than curry lad
>>64775842
Defense is like 90% effort, doesn't matter who plays as long as he does it
>>64775841
Now that Iker is gone do they even have one homegrown player in the team?
>Pepe
Christ... Get Varane on
>>64775842
That's literally my first post.
Why is Donaldo in the right wing, senpaitachi?
>>64775874
Carvajal
Varane could also count
>>64775873
Guess that's why all the best defenders are the headless chickens who run around?
>>64775819
True
>>64775890
He probably was given freedom to move on any wing
>>64775894
>Carvajal
they buyed him from a german team
>This defense
>>64775874
Carvajal, Lucas Vazquez, Cheryshev lol
>>64775873
That's absolutely wrong m8.
If so then Modric wold be a world class DM.
>>64775890
He hates refugees
boring
Why would you sack a manager and replace him with someone you 100% know is worse
If you aren't happy with benitez, just keep hold of him until you find a better replacement?
>>64775912
He was loaned to Leverkusen, but he's been madridista since 2000
>hiring zidane
>good idea
pick 1 (one)
>Pérez vete ya cantics
Ayy
>>64775912
>buyed
>le pacy monkey with no skills
Anyone got a stream in english or spanish??
>>64775874
Jesé
>>64775953
I pick >good idea
Learn to cross ffs
>Donaldo
benz u mad man
>>64775873
Yeah no, if you don't have the physical conditions and defensive instincs it doesn't matter how much effort you put in.
TSUUUUUUU
>>64775965
gstreams dot tv/streams dot php/5
TSU
>>64775976
more like learn to Kross LOL
>>64775958
it's the muslim
>>64775502
>>64775864
The cap is my signature clothing item
KEVIN
BASED
TYBZ
Benzema's best flick since the Valbuena flick
BALE EFFECTING PLAY AND OFFSIDE
NICE ONE REFS
>>64775952
sold and bought back
KEVIN
GOAT
here comes the REFBALL
>>64773329
Trust in him and you shall receive
>>64776002
SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM SHALOM
Why is Benz so great when not playing for France?
ZIIIIIIIIIIITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64776005
how did he affect play lol
Ronaldo is playing well
>>64775965
arenavision.in/agenda
Both english and spanish are there
>>64776002
>French Muslim scoring for a French Mujslim manager
It's like poetry
ZIZOUUUUUUUUU
ABRMS ABSOLUTELY ASSBLASTED
>>64775987
Thank you familia
>>64776022
But Benzema is pretty awesome for France.
In any case, that dressing room is a joke. Too many egos to function properly.
>>64776022
He has his ups and downs mate,
Not offside
webm when
>>64776022
Parce que cé un ostie de musulman qui méprise la France, Jacques...
>>64776022
he only wants to blackmail his team m8s
tsu is coming lads
when does Kroos ever contribute anything to the game that any other random mediocre player couldn't do?
Modric has his meme passes with the outside of the foot
Jamas has his blooters
Isco dribbles sometimes
Kroos is just like a way shitter Xavi
>>64776048
absolutely halal goal
that isco pass
>>64776048
that's pretty poor technique from Ronaldo to be honest
>>64776050
why is nicaragua a darker flag of argenitan
>>64774418
Isco is next.
>Ronaldo coming deep to get the ball, taking players on, shooting from distance
It's beautiful...
>>64776063
M8 Modric has everything, he's basically a perfect CM
>>64776048
Similar situation to Barca's 4th goal. That's offside. He is marking the goalkeeper.
>>64776050
>(You)
>>64775850
>Though he has been mediocre as fuck for OM
a frog told me he is put in a strictly defensive role at Marseille
>>64776072
Because we are darker than argentinians I guess
Name one bald man who is more manlier than Zinedine Zidane
Protip: you can't
>inb4 Bruce Willis
fuck off, american pigs
>>64776072
they are white
>>64776091
How can you be blacker than black?
>>64776091
that's impossible
>>64776091
Is that even possible? Argentina is pretty dark m8
>>64776009
buy-back clause is pretty much Real Madrid's way to loan out a player
>>64776083
>. That's offside. He is marking the goalkeeper.
well meme'd
unless he's physically obstructing the gk it's not offside
>>64776085
No he just doesn't play, and when he does he's invisible.
He just plays a "more defensive role" because the team can't attack for shit.
>>64776092
>>64776092
Does jason statham count?
>>64776063
He's great at passing to the side and backwards.
>>64776091
>blacker than black
>>64776102
>>64776107
>>64776111
>le Argentinians are black meme
epic
>>64776092
Jason Statham, The Rock, Vin Diesel...
>playing pepe over varane
why zizou
Ronaldo maf
>>64776048
can't really see from this angle
it depends on Bale's position in connection to gks position
>>64776134
>argentina black
>meme
ebin :D
BAYOL
>>64776134
>Betraying your country and living in the UK
You have no pride for La Malvinas
TSU
BALE GOAT
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ZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64773329
>yfw spics unironically call the Madrid attack "the BBC"
XDDDDDDDDD
