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It's the penultimate day of action from the home of world darts - the Lakeside - as the men's semi-finals and women's final take place.
Opening the day's action is a battle of the baldies, as Jamie Hughes, the Black Country man who makes Dave Chisnall look refined and deeply intelligent, faces 2013's champion Scott Waites. The Halifax carpenter has shown typical Yorkshire Grit™ (trademarked by Brian Dawson) in his last two matches by coming back from near-certain defeat. He's thankful his opponents, Geert "I Averaged 114 Once" De Vos and Glen "Typical Boro Bottler" Durrant shat themselves big time otherwise Scotty probably wouldn't be here today.
Following that is the women's final, where Trina Gulliver looks to claim her tenth world title against Deta Hedman. The Golden Girl will want to become only the second-ever palyer to reach ten world titles (and the first to do so while keeping her MBE and not getting it stripped for services to caravan assault) while the Dark Destroyer infamously bottled it both times in her final appearances despite having darts for the match against Anastasia and Lisa Ashton. Could Hedman FINALLY win that world title?
Closing the day is what should be a fast-paced semifinal as Canada's all-around good guy Jeff Smith plays Dutch canine conqueror Richard Veenstra. The Silencer had to fight back from 2-0 down against the best darts played in the tournament from Dennis Harbour to get to this stage while Flyers scrapped with Scott Mitchell and eventually emerged a 5-3 winner.
Coverage starts from 2:30pm on BBC One before switching to BBC Two at 4:30pm and then switching to BT Sport 1 from 6:30pm.
>Afternoon session (2:30pm - 6:00pm)
Jamie "Black Country Bumpkin" Hughes v Scott "Stone Cold Carpenter" Waites
Trina "Lesbian Lover" Gulliver v Deta "Colin Lloyd's Fuckbuddy" Hedman
>Evening session (6:30pm - 9:30pm)
Jeff "Friend of John Fat" Smith v Richard "Dirk Kuyt" Veenstra
Nearly time!
>>64770076
It's on now in fact.
![jamie12[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qdm6yPb.jpg "jamie12[1].jpg")
>29 years old
go scotty
In other news, whining Scottish prick Ross Montgomery has said he's going to take some time away from darts to "consider his future": http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/local-sport/ross-montgomery-consider-darts-future-7127006
>I don’t like taking breaks either. I prefer to get on with it, but because the game was on BT rather than the BBC they make you take a break so they can go to adverts
No, Ross, you were shit all game. Not just after the break.
>>64770211
Lol blown the fuck out
>these terrible newspaper puns
>green & vassos
oh joy(!)
Yozza will probably bottle this one.
>26
>>64770239
The man from Tipton currently averaging a pathetic 63.
Hughes is fucking shit YES
That shanghai!
>Waites will never switch to the PDC
>hughes
BREAKING NEWS: Man from Boro to continue jobbing on the amateur circuit: http://bdodarts.com/news/289-glen-durrant
>>64770309
Why should he. He gets an easy 100k a year winning the lakeside
>>64770328
Just think he's a better calibre of player than the BDO.
It's his choice of course.
>He gets an easy 100k a year winning the lakeside
He'll have that if the fields get any worse than they currently are.
anyone got a stream? eurosport only showing skiing
>>64770366
Bbc1
And on the subject of switchers: http://www.pdpa.co.uk/News/Article/529/2016-pdc-q-school
Lakeside seeds Jeffrey De Graaf and Ryan De Vreede are down for Q School, as is qualifier Rob Modra.
>>64770325
Not a surprise, he can't handle to pressure of the Lakeside, he'd have no chance on a PDC stage.
>>64770391
>jobber school
>>64770403
I find it hilarious they're announcing it on their website like that.
Just reinforces their inferiority.
>>64770406
Four days of jobbing merriment.
>that horrendous miss at 16
>jamie "jobba" hughes
>missing big 16
If Scotty loses this, he should be ashamed of himself.
Yozza is atrocious.
Scotty is on fire
i love darts
So boring they started talking about women darts
>man who wrote the theme tune to Crossroads in the audience
>missing big 19 by that much
Jesus wept.
Hughes jobbing it harder than ronnie baxter playing taylor in a 1st round
>>64770628
>play jobbers all tournament
>meet a good player
>completely shit yourself
>yozza
painful to watch
>>64770715
MVG pls
>77 average
>BDO semi final
And Hughes was the highest seed in his quarter of the draw. What a farce.
>What a farce.
Big seeds looking short of confidence this tournament. This is not how it should be.
>>64769565
Good to have you back OP, wasn't able to make a thread today anyway because I had to play sports today. Good planning.
Gonna turn on the darts now, did I miss much?
>>64770845
The problems of a one-year ranking system.
Jeffrey de Graaf should have never been a third seed.
>>64770851
Waites dominating. Hughes not turned up.
>>64770851
Hughes playing like Wes Newton
>edges
>Vassos in charge of knowing rock guitarists
>>64770894
The fuck was that about
"yes good leg to finish the match"
>>64770933
Well apparently Vassos thinks The Edge from U2 and Slash from Guns n Roses look alike.
>5-0 up
>90.09 v 80.85
>a World semifinal
BUNTDESTROYER
>>64770869
>>64770878
Nice. As he said in is interview yesterday: this is the way I can play.
Also, BASED BUNT
BUNT MAN
>tune in
>see BUNT
>BBC hiring a PDC player
what?
Anyway BDO players need the money more
Tony green kicked out again
>>64771061
They had Chuck on earlier in the week.
Studd and Mardle were at Lakeside a few nights ago.
>>64771140
They need to kick him into the lake
210 left and don't leave finish are you having a stroke m8
P I T Y
S E T
Finish him
>dropping a set
>Scotty
Scotty BTFO
BBC has the nicest scoring bug out of all the TV channels
>World Number 4
>trounced 6-1 and averaged 82 in the process
What a shambles.
Hughes on suicidewatch.
Waites' gf is qt as fuck
I want to give her a 170 checkout (if you know what I mean)
>I wanted Jamie to get in a set
HUGHES CONFIRMED FOR PITY SET
>>64771482
2 in the small hole and 1 in the even smaller hole?
We're back in half an hour for the lesbian against the coloured lady.
If you really want to watch that shit.
>>>/asp
>>64771518
I loathe myself so yes.
>>64771482
2 in her bed, 1 in her eye?
>>64771502
>>64771567
Behave
Dykechuck now starting.
Expect horrendous averages.
>>64772062
>Dykechuck
>>64772129
>thinking a game where play stops every 2 seconds for a group huddle is a sport
>best of 5 sets
U avin a giggle m8
>>64772146
good lord...
>>64772281
lel
>>64772281
Lel
>>64772281
lyl
>>64772281
Love it
>>64772146
TRIGGERED
>that dart into D5
This match will go on for ever.
DAT DETA 118
hate niggers but like the jobbber against the 9 time champion
>match so boring george riley is discussing laser eye surgery
>Hedman using John Michael signature meme darts
DAT 133!
DAT FUCKING 133
>Leg finished in 13 darts
>this is a Womens BDO match
Shocked desu
Does /180/ have a dartsfu?
>>64772946
>these two are the highest quality women's players of the tournament
>>64773017
Either Anastasia, Fallon, Zoe Jones or Dana Huybrechts.
>>64773017
>world final
>51 dart leg
Fuck sake Deta
>golden lezzer
What a bottler.
>Hedmon
And this is where Hedman shits herself.
Again.
THAT 79 RECOVERY
Nice 79
I've had to switch from BBC2 HD to normal BBC2, Trina's face is making me feel sick.
gulliverwinslol
>>64773411
>not having a boil fetish
>chokeman
>you are now imagining Colin Lloyd slurping on Deta's hairy minge
>>64773411
Top lel
What are the averages? Better or worse than Yozza?
Deta Hedman is the Tony O'Shea of women's darts.
Absolute choker.
>>64773511
Much worse.
>nearly hitting the number
>the Dark Choker
born to be a loser
>>64757260
This anon knows best
Where's Anastasia?
>>64773612
It's so predictable it's embarrassing.
>>64773621
Choked first round to a Dutch whale.
LGTSS
>Straight women
Deta doing a De Vos there. Completely imploded.
>>64773621
Literally all of the "better" womens players got dumped out early
>>64773647
>>64773658
Shame. She's the only fit one I know of
>this ending
>womyn
Tempered slightly with the knowledge you join the illustrious club of the one and only Philthy, as the only other player on double digit world title numbers.
Trina can now spend her winnings on making her face HDTV friendly for >>64773411
>>64773691
>the only players to ever win 10+ world titles are a Stokie rapist and a lesbian from Leamington Spa
>12k
Wat a troll
>elderly man
>ugly slag
>another elderly man
BDO summed up in three people
>we are the champions
every time
>>64773708
darts_graph.png
Did i sense some frost between them just then?
Gulliver from 251 vs Taylor from 501
How much does Taylor win by?
>>64773756
Lakeside is so comfy. Non of this business pdc shite
>>64773768
Gets DQ'd for groping
>implynig women's darts should ever be televised
We're on again in 20 minutes.
>>64773801
They should only televise the first round with the worst players imaginable, but play comedy sound effects.
>>64773835
kek
>>64773675
The one with the giant nose isn't too bad.
Back on now.
Who /thesilencer/ here
>>64773017
Steve Beaton
>scott mitchell wearing an extra large version of one of mason's shirts
>>64774279
I think he might give Waites a better game. For my money Waites and Duzza have been playing the best this year and one of them was always going to make it to the final from their side of the draw (Wolfie had he got going may have challenged i guess).
>>64774510
>For my money Waites and Duzza have been playing the best this year and one of them was always going to make it to the final from their side of the draw
Definitely. That quarter-final match between them was basically the top half's semi-final.
That fourth quarter was a woeful set of players.
>>64774569
And just to reinforce that thought, here is that quarter with Yozza's abysmal semi-final performance included.
Only two 90+ averages in the entire quarter, and that was in the quarterfinal itself.
>not rapid ricky evans
He's even quicker that van-euro jobber imo
>>64774684
Haha wow
>>64774684
Veenstra getting completely ruined.
>>64774702
Yeah, Ricky is much quicker than Van Der Eurojobber.
Good comeback from the Dutchman.
>22
>VEENSTRA
C H O K E
>losing that leg
HOW
>>64775286
>BDO finishing
is how.
That was dire.
Lost the set now as well.
Smith lucky not to be 3-1 down.
barney
jelle
aileen
veenstra next
DAT SILENCER 132!
That is the most dutch looking person I think I've ever seen
![article-2087074-0F7934B600000578-731_634x435[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/53EpaWx.jpg "article-2087074-0F7934B600000578-731_634x435[1].jpg")
>>64775792
>forgetting le gulping man
>>64775803
he lives in a windmill and wears clogs too XD
Vital break.
>Smith
go jeff woooooooooooo
we got this
Veenstra's got this now.
Smith bottled it on that D10 in the first leg of that set.
don't got this
This standard is fucking appauling
>>64776419
fuck off
>SILENCER
C H O K E
[headshaking intensifies]
Buntman's gf in the crowd too
wesley harms looks sad
Been a better semi-final than this afternoon's shitfest.
This is some clutch finishing from both players.
Sweet 84
Who is the dancing chick with the big knockers?
Seem to remember this happened last year.
>afternoon semi: utter shit walkover
>evening semi: tight as fuck game
The Beeb must be mad as fuck.
Veenstra's won this now.
Completely different player after that break.
5-5 it is
>memestra
ogre
>VEENSTRA
B L U N D E R
GET IN SMITH
>be dutch
>fail at darts
>be canadian
>choke at the finish line
THAT FUCKING VEENSTRA 72
SO MEME THE SPOTTERS MISSED IT COMPLETELY
IT'S TIEBREAK TIME
>getting 174 wrong when you're having a "call 174" competition
>BDO referees
>this match
Going t16 with 2 darts in hand on 64 with opponent on a finish
Brave lad
FLYERS HAS BEEN GROUNDED
THE SILENCER IS SILENCING AGAIN
Wtf was that meme route on 141
10 FUCKING DART LEG RIGHT WHEN HE NEEDED IT
>10 darter
noice
Jeff Smith is da GOAT
I assume he isn't seeded is because he doesn't play many tournaments.
Ten darts for the win. Fair play to the kid.
Nice way to finish it
noooooooooice
Vassos ejactulating on a 10 dart leg
>Text blanket
Clearly a scam, Syria is a desert
And that D10 ends an amazing evening session. Jeff Smith and Richard Veenstra have had just three Lakeside appearances between them, but played a game that defied that inexperience.
High scoring, clutch finishing and some amazing outs, the highest being a phenomenal 132 from the Canadian, took the match into a deciding set with neither player having had more than a one-set lead at any point. Veenstra's 72 sent the match into a tie-break after the Silencer missed the bull, but Flyers did not win another leg as a 14 and then a 10-dart leg won the match for last year's semi-finalist. The Dutchman looks a great prospect for the rest of the year though, so maybe he'll win some of the big ranking events and be seeded for next year.
Earlier today, the Lakeside curse continued for Deta Hedman as she completely imploded in her final set decider against Trina Gulliver. It was truly disheartening to see her fail yet again in the big one as the Golden Girl made it 10 world titles. The Dark Destroyer looks destined to never take the World title, and that's sad.
Before that, Jamie Hughes had the worst semi-final performance since 1987 with a pitiful 82 average and winning only 1 set as Scott Waites powered into the final. Hughes' complete lack of effort suggests he only played to get to the semifinal - resulting in automatic qualification for next year - which is a pathetic mindset to have for anyone, but even moreso as he's the number 4 seed. Here's hoping he has a terrible 2016 as a result.
So our final, from 6:00pm tomorrow night, is the following:
>Scott Waites v Jeff Smith
It's definitely the final everyone wanted at the start of the day. Let's hope it's a good one.
>>64777926
I'm just happy I'll finally be around to see a Waites match again.
