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>Conor admits he is scared of Frankie
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10734624/blockbuster-conor-mcgregor-vs-rafael-dos-anjos-holly-holm-vs-miesha
>Goofs BTFO
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10732102/donald-cerrone-fined-by-ufc-for-violating-outfitting-policy-at-ufc-on
>Nick Diaz is being freed
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/7/10731854/nick-diaz-proposed-settlement-agreement-on-agenda-for-next-nevada
>Dana White Lookin' for a Fight
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first for GSP
WHO'S STILL YOUR BOY?
KOCH HE'S STILL MY BOY
PETTIS HE'S STILL MY BOY
MASVIDAL HE'S STILL MY BOY
>>64765733
5th for GOAT heavyweight
not bad for scum, OP
>>64765764
>[Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
kek
t. OP of the last thread
SCHAUB IS MY BOY
TITO IS MY BOY
AND STILL MY GIRL RONDA ROUSEY
>>64765790
>Insults the guy instead of acknowledging that fighters make shit pay
>>64765833
The reality is there are scrubs in the UFC who are so low-level that they deserve to be making 2500/2500.
>>64765841
>>64765841
>>64765833
>>64765833
fuck u goof
>>64765853
DUFFY'S STILL MY BOY
>>64765841
also this one
>>64765833
goof
>>64765880
B-but duffy won
>>64765841
Roided out Pride Coleman was fucking hilarious
>>64765933
How's that alternate universe treating ya?
>>64765933
>Duffy won
>>64765949
wh-what do his daughters look like nowadays
>>64765949
>>64765954
>>64765955
B-but he d-did guys, i swear
>>64765977
Maybe round 1, the rest of the fight was just a demonstration that the natural predator of the irish isn't just cirrhosis, but also wrestling
>>64766007
Yeah, he sucks t b h
>>64765778
RDA soon to be /stillmyboy/
>>64765778
Lawler still my boy
Weidman still my boy
>>64766036
Chad still my boy tbf. I didn't think I'd feel bad seeing him get heemd again.
>>64766036
Blood God doesn't need your sympathy.
>>64766068
i thought he was going to destroy frankie desu
>>64765841
https://youtu.be/rfW6vFYll-s
Now that Rogan has changed his podcast format, where do you go for your fringe topic discussion content?
Rogan said this is his favorite pornstar.
>>64766138
Same, he tried to stand and bang with a broken chin.
>>64766177
>almost 50
>still into milfs
Interesting.
>>64766177
Joe is gay as fuck.
>>64766195
>>64766202
>>64765778
Condit
Weidman
Khabib
Hendricks
>>64766230
You're not helping
>>64766202
This!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i680H_w0u44
>>64766262
Today I learned Rogan is /b/, thanks guys
>>64765770
>>64766292
But he's actually laughing at how ridiculous they are. That's not /b/
How to I learn to meme kick? I have fast as fuck hands. I know this because I've been in numerous street fights. But I feel I could drop a person with one kick because it takes me 2-3 punches to drop someone usually.
>>64765841
Why was Mark Coleman such a fucking douchebag? Or at least up until he got his ass handed to him.
>webm unrelated
So Cruz is going to wrestlefuck snek right?
>>64765428
this is what pot does to your brain, also estrogen from steroid use
don't do drugs
Everyone seems to forget RDA is virtually undefeated since 2011 minus the Khabib wrestlefuck 3 round decision.
>Cerrone x2 including a TKO
>Bendo heem'd into unconsciousness
>Stockton's little brother
>Showtime Pettis meme is dead
RDA is a monster capable of humiliating Conor.
>>64766342
>>64766068
>>64766138
>>64766178
Why would you count out Frankie?
>>64766337
Start with doing flexibility exercises, then start kicking the bag and watch videos of technique.
Technique is key though, you probably have to go to a TKD/Karate/Kickboxing/MOOAY thai school to learn the technique itself.
Is very hard though, so hard that barely no MMA fighters learn meme kicks after 23yo.
am i a goof?
>>64766386
Buddy, if you gotta ask then u are
>>64766379
Chadlet used to be a faster, more powerful version of Fronkie but Conor and lack of IVs ruined his chin apparently.
>going down to an edgar left hook off his back foot to your nose
>>64766401
That was the perfect technique and athleticism vs tough ugly motherfucker fight.
>>64766411
But Frankie is faster, has better cardio and arguably better wrestling than Chad.
I think people could make a case that Frankie is a worse match up for Conor than RDA. He has better speed and wrestling, and he has plenty of experience taking down guys bigger than him, and he never ever gets tired. RDA looks reckless as fuck.
>>64766380
>listening to something
>forget what
>people talking about TKD/Karate in MMA
>discussion of meme kicks come up
>how at 30 something Vitor began using meme kicks
>how a lot of people thought it was memes but some guys like Vitor,Wonderboy,Lyoto,Conor use them
>someone brings up how Phil Baroni is trying to meme kick now
>>64766429
Tony is faster than people give him credit for, his fight IQ is top tier also.
>>64766342
man I cant wait to see WHERES YOUR KID AT? fight again
>>64766437
I'll give you the cardio, even though Chad showed great cardio vs Aldo. The speed difference is negligible though and no manlet in the UFC has better wrestling that Chad.
>>64766437
>better speed and wrestling
I doubt it
>>64766068
pretty sad tb h
>>64766177
shit taste, what a fag
>>64766452
>>64766429
>>64766401
>>64766342
Yeah man, I'm a Ferguson believer. Put aside the tryhard smack talk and he's pretty awesome. I love his style and I hope he keeps winning.
Which Arianny is your favourite?
>>64766450
Vitor had an advantage though, he trains with Tyrone Spong and he could use TRT (and other things) to overtrain and not destroy his body.
He is a bad motherfucker though, even with that advantage is extremely difficult to learn the mechanics of kicks after 20.
Is like your body doesn't want you to learn it.
>>64766472
Frankie has taken down every single fighter he fought, including lightweights who had huge size advantage over him. HE also took down fighters with supposed to be great takedown defense such as Penn.
He's a better wrestler than Chad.
>>64766499
Current Arianny is looking good t b h, one of the few chicks who did things right with surgeries.
so /heem/, who do you guys think the breakout fighter was for 2015?
>>64766487
dude she's hot as fuck for an old lady
>>64766498
Ferguson would literally Maul Conor. This dude has an iron chin and he doesn't afraid of anything.
>>64766519
Stop posting pictures of my wife, thanks
>>64766506
TRT-monster Vitor is scary as fuck
>>64766520
Gabi Garcia
>>64766520
Will Sage go the way of Conor and prove he's the real deal? Or will he flop against top competition?
>>64766519
She looks better now that her lips are deflating. They were Kylie Jenner levels for a while.
>>64766545
Welcome to the Gabi team! I told you guys she was forreal
>>64766555
Pfister made him look beatable
>>64766379
>you'll never be embraced by Big John as you gaze up into his eyes
>>64766557
This is horrible to watch
>>64766556
Why do you use Kylie Jenner as a reference mate?
Is american TV still controlling the minds of people this much?
>>64766555
Sage doesn't have Conor's fight IQ at all... he's all athleticism and raw talent... he will lose.
>>64766585
Her first fight, man. It's not about the technique, it's about the raw instincts, and she showed she isn't afraid to bang. She's going to improve at an exponential rate now.
>>64766506
what does Spong have to do with memekicks. spong is a straightforward dutch kickboxer who never memekicks except maybe if someone throws one at him he'll throw one back just to say i can do dat too. also vitor was never ride or die blackzilian i doubt he trained that much with spong.
>>64766569
>no Big John in Germany to save me from the dark hordes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yafe9YBLv8
Chin of Iron... or head.
>>64766555
Sage has a bad chin. He'll get heemd sooner than later.
>>64766595
He's extremely young (20?) and a legitimate smartie (doing a Petroleum Engineer undergrad) with insane striking potential (considered "the most dangerous karateka under 15" at one point)
>>64766640
He got taken down by Cody Pfister
>>64766640
>>64766635
His shovel chin is too huge to be made out of granite
>>64766594
She's known as the girl with ridiculously large fake lips.
I don't even have cable other than internet.
>>64766613
Believe me, even though Spong doesn't use memekicks, he knows the technique perfectly, every kickboxers does because you have to learn the basic of a technique to be able to defend against it.
It's a huge boost for Vitor.
>>64766624
Classic Big John always grabbing people.
>10-8
>>64766640
>legitimate smartie (doing a Petroleum Engineer undergrad)
This means absolutely nothing in a fight and does not correlate to his fight IQ.
>>64766658
For a moment american TV had a grasp at people here, everyone was starting to learn about the Kardashians, then it suddenly died and no one knows who the fuck this weird people are.
>>64766624
wow most of the darkies actually spoke like human beings instead of ooga booga bix nude.
i hope supreme leader merkel forces you to host a muzzie and he slits your throat. you asked for this. you said it would all be fine. you said we need multiculturalism for the food variety. dont try to say it wasnt you. youre all culpable.
>>64766669
Herb just likes blood
>>64766693
what the fugg
>>64766660
vitor started his own gym bc spong wouldnt memekick enough you pleb
>>64766363
>People said this about Aldo
>>64766698
>Women will never cheer in the background as you completely destroy someone in a spicy banger
>>64766698
>Herb just likes blood
Only if the champ is losing. If it's the contender he's stopping it early.
so if conor loses does he keep featherweight belt?
>>64766705
U sure doe?
>>64766700
some german flaggot was arguing in favor of the migrants because muh kebab, muh exotic foods
>>64766698
and watching men go limp yea boiiiii
>>64766707
>>64766721
yes
>>64766709
i never tought about that, so true familia
>>64766721
yes
>>64766706
Do you think Conor will win forever? He has a glaring weakness that is just waiting to be exposed.
>>64766707
thats his mom and his fiance by the way
>>64766721
I don't think his belt is on the line
>rewatch pettis vs RDA
>RDA getting tagged quite a bit more than i remember in the first round
he might do it boys
>>64766726
not herb but still sleepy
>>64766730
>>64765790
*cringe*
50-year-old businessman
lied for years about "locker-room bonuses"
parades his Ferrari and Harley on social media
fighter get paid nothing
he is vastly overpaid
fan points this out
50-year-old businessman responds with comment a 10-year-old would be embarrassed by
>>64766753
I was about to ask, cheers
>>64766767
He has a ridiculous left hand that can hurt anybody, he controls the octagon well and pressures at the correct times, an extremely tough opponent for anyone.
>>64766767
That was part of the appeal, he was getting hit clean and nothing happened.
That's why people tought that he was using PEDs
>>64766741
Just like Anderson Silva had a glaring weakness
>>64766784
and HE DOESN'T JUST CALL THE ROUND, HE CALLS THE TOIM
>>64766777
Nice trips and so soon in your posting career as well.
>>64766741
He's on a 15 win streak and heemed good wrestlers, not sure what you're getting at familia
>>64766794
How did the 2nd fight with the Weedman go?
>>64766794
Anderson Silva got KTFO mate, some day that's gonna happen to Conor too.
>>64766397
i aint your buddy guy
>>64766821
reddit, hello
>>64766769
>>64766802
Conor will obviously lose in his career, most likely to a wrestler. He's not as well rounded as, Jon Jones for example. I hope that cleared it up for you, anon.
>>64766825
How would you even know that?
>>64766830
>Conor will obviously lose in his career
ayyyyyyyy
how long until mcgregor gets mab'd?
>>64766151
gotta admit he's a loveable goofball
bet he's a great dad
>>64766810
How did the 1st go?
protip: it wasn't his glaring weakness that lost him that fight either
>>64766813
some day
>>64766826
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2016/1/8/10736850/conor-mcgregor-under-investigation-by-police-after-taking-gun-photo-Ireland-police
http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/12/31/10691138/ufc-news-interview-irish-residents-reject-brutal-and-violent-conor-mcgregor-croke-park
why does ireland hate fun
>>64766859
Ireland, you should know better than to answer a question with another question.
The first fight ended too soon, plus Anderson was easy to hit.
Why compare Anderson with Conor? Seems odd.
>>64766864
lmao irish tall poppy syndrome at work
>>64766864
contrary to their image abroad, irish people are actually obnoxiously dour and fearful
>>64766844
>>64766498
gatekeepers
>>64766499
natural Arianny for sure
those bolt-on melons take away from her cuteness.
They're always a sign of low self-esteem, too, which is a turn-off.
>>64766893
I dont know man, I think Ferguson can make it to the top. Barboza is definitely gatekeeper status but he's still incredibly dangerous in his stand up.
>>64766506
>is extremely difficult to learn the mechanics of kicks after 20.
just, no.
Lrn2physiology
>>64766859
He had shown in the past his tendency to move into other punches off double ups in the past. He wasn't Roy Jones Jr. He's great when moving straight back avoiding 1,2s. It's how Vitor managed to connect hooks on him at one point before he was BTFO.
>>64766557
women's mma is just embarrassing
>>64766921
That's not an argument
>>64766594
she turned herself into a joke with giant fake lips.
i'm still not sure if she was trying to be funny or actually thought it looked good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVLqmATSp94
missa maccregor
>attitude
>>64766959
>>64766997
Still better than Weidman.
>>64767005
(he's still my boy)
>>64766878
Because Anderson had a suspect ground game too and everybody always said that was going to catch up to him eventually, yet he defended 10 times and was knocked out in the end
Yes Conor has a shit ground game. But the guys who fight him must have shit chins or something because they invariably end up knocked out
>>64766997
I've seen that work both in MMA and BJJ.
So stop spouting memes when you don't actually train, frenchie faggot
>>64766990
>Light Division
>Fatherweight Division
>>64766640
he can't be that smart if has a chance at a legit career and gives it up to get paid shit and end up with dementia at 45.
I get the Brazilian "moradores da favela" and the older guys who might not have known about dementia pugilistica, but this kid is 20 or so.
Not to mention the roids are giving him heart disease.
>>64766990
He is a great lad
>>64767005
STILL
MY
BOY
>>64767025
The candle that burns brightest goes out earliest -- Tito Ortiz
>>64767012
>suspect ground game
Conor's knock is his basic takedown defense, not his BJJ.
>shit chins or something because they invariably end up knocked out
Except for Duffy and Artemij Sitenkov, right? Two guys who were able to withstand his barrage and drag him into a grappling match.
>>64766624
wtf? Is that really him?
b schaub
>>64767045
yeah man. What's so hard to believe?
>>64767033
>Chris "The Chris" Weidman used to be undefeated
>The Chris heemed le spider meme man and then snapped his leg
>We all used to be on the team
I don't want to live in this post-chris world anymore.
>>64767045
Yeah dummy, what are you gonna do about faggot?
>>64767059
How can he be happy?
How can a person smile after going full diabetes?
>>64766669
if Herb had let that go on for another 6 minutes it would have rivalled the Aoki-Sakuraba fight for for latest stoppage ever.
http://www.arabsmma.com/rizin-ff-shinya-aoki-vs-kazushi-sakuraba-full-fight/
>GSP was still my boy after he got knocked out by Serra
>went on to become a GOAT
>Weidman is still my boy after being BTFO by Like
There's still time to join the team again guys. Don't say I didn't give you an invitation
>>64767044
>bringing up fights at the beginning of a fighter's career
Most fighters lose to some scrubs when they're young.
>>64767084
i-i'm still on the team, i believe in our hero the chris
>>64767084
He is not coming back lad
>>64767088
This doesn't change the fact that it happened. He has two losses by submission, not that it matters now.
>But the guys who fight him must have shit chins or something because they invariably end up knocked out
That is not the case, is all.
>>64766700
i believe he was referring to the rapes and sexual assaults carried out by over 1,000 Muslim men on New Year's Eve in
Cologne
Berlin
Dusseldorf
Stuttgart
Hamburg
Helsinki
Zurich
and Salzburg
>>64767055
you don't have to, he'll be back
>>64767121
just found out a mob of about 500 people rioted in my city and forcefully entered a club and molested women there. Might have to get a gun somewhere.
>>64767084
I'd happily get on the GSP bandwagon but he's Yacht GSP now, he's drinking champagne and living the good life and doesn't give a fuck.
And The Chris is just Chris now. Him ded.
>>64767106
Tony Rubalcava stopped Luke Rockhold
Luke has no chance against Weidmam
>>64767142
>Luke has no chance against Weidmam
Did I ever say Conor has no chance against RDA? Everyone can lose, including McGregor.
>>64767139
Why? Are you a woman in danger of being molested?
>The animated Tales of Chael
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHAGXlIyprQ
>>64767139
>>>64767121 (You)
Whoever could have guessed this would all go terribly wrong, eh?
>>64767072
barrera beat his soul away
>>64767152
yes. Most of heem are women, you didn't know this?
>>64767156
is there an animated tales of schaub
>>64767174
wearing a skirt counts yeah?
>>64767189
yup, you're good, no worries.
>>64767174
y-you too
post fighters you don't like
hot sauce cost me a $600 parlay payout
>>64767201
I'm sick of Nick Sargent Hein
>>64767152
Do you have any idea of what's been going on, m8? Or have you been too busy singing and applauding at your local airport as the "refugees" stream in?
>>64767216
You should get some rest if you took that seriously.
what does /heem/ think of Luis Ortiz?
>>64767226
can he stop a double?
Reminder that Conor at 155 looks so much thicker, fuller, more luscious, more athletic, his ass is bigger, his legs are thicker, fuller, stronger, his shoulders are massive, his face is fuller and more handsome. At 155 he is just incredible looking, like an action hero. His frame gives him an advantage at 145, but at 155 his ass, thighs and face have so much more vitality and are just so much fuller and his muscles so much thicker and stronger that I think we'll see him hit his true athletic potential at 155 which means look out.
>>64767226
this
>>64767230
>also
>boxing
>>64767260
You only thought you saw mewvment at 194
>>64767230
hes had over 300 amateur fights and is raping guys right now. i dont think he can stop teh double
>>64767260
So virile
>>64766611
>getting rocked in the first 10 seconds of a fight against someone literally straight out of the WWE
Holy shit I couldn't stop laughing
>>64767226
boxing's lombard, interesting. As an old prospect i hope his chin isn't shot
96 has grabowski, I'm so stocked. UfC managed to steal away one of the big 4 from M1, (5 if you include kharintinov's latest interation)
>>64767059
>im not a player i just fuck a lot
>>64766826
>how it feels to chew 5 gum
>>64766611
If you believe even one word of what you wrote you should slam your head against a boulder, repeatedly.
>>64767260
>>64767432
nice gif faggot
>>64767432
dam gurl ur eyebrow game on point 100 100
>>64767432
Disgusting face movement
I literally hate brown people who do that thing with their faces.
If you are brown, don't ever do this if you don't wanna get tap
>>64767432
literally lose my number, canada
>>64767432
nigger with attitude pls go
>>64767432
> rip eyebrows off
> paint them back on
women logic
>>64767121
In vienna and brussels as well. It's quite hilarious really, these shitskins are doing more damage to their public image than all right wing groups combined could have ever done. Even the biggest leftist shits are strating to wake up now.
>>64766177
>>64766230
>>64766519
>>64767529
Why have her wear dresses? she looks like a pitbull wearing heels
>>64767529
>tfw I will never have the courage to admit how I feel about her
>tfw all I want is to wrap my arms around her and squeeze those beautiful buns
>tfw if this is incumbent love, I would rather an-hero
Why doesn't Cain go LHW? He's only 8lbs over the limit in HW. Why doesn't Cormier go WW with his crazy strength?
Somethings I just don't understand.
>>64767432
Probably the worst post I've seen all day tbph
post yfw RDA/Conor gets injured 2 weeks out
>>64767552
>why doesn't Cain go to LHW
Been wondering this for ages, he may just be following the Filthy doctrine of just going a few pounds under your walking-around weight
>>64767529
>this is a 10 according to Rogan
>>64767529
How come she looked quite good for that paint on body photoshoot? Explain this, /heem/
>>64767620
Will she do hardcore if she gets heemed again?
>>64767648
>I'm more athletic than a title challenger in the worlds best MMA organisation in the world
feels pretty good lads
>>64767664
>the worlds best MMA organisation in the world
excuse my Titonian slip
>>64767648
>>64767659
>>64767676
https://www.instagram.com/p/_738UeB7BV/?taken-by=bethecorreia
I goof'd
Who is your favorite DNB, /heem/?
Anyone else get really aroused when watching fights?
I do, I don't get like boners or anything like that but I always feel aroused when it's a good one, I feel it in my loins and throughout my body, I just feel the need to just fuck or do something, mostly sexual stuff
Multiple times I've been watchong a good fight and just had to please myself after it was finished. I literally cannot contain myself, the ectstasy is so pure, LUST
Its all non-homo, just pure raw LUST
>Mackenzie Dern is coming for Joanna
Hnnnnnnnnnng
>>64767698
>https://www.instagram.com/p/_738UeB7BV/?taken-by=bethecorreia
lol what a joke, she looks like a 42 year old mom training
>>64767080
aoki could've scored big points with everyone by at least trying to go for the submission instead of pounding a guy twice his age into a pulp
i don't give a shit how emotional he got after the fight he's still a massive cunt
>>64767698
https://www.instagram.com/p/_5m80bh7IA/?taken-by=bethecorreia
>Bethe
>Tomato can
pick two
>>64767709
>weighing in at 115
not with that ass lol
Who's left hand shot would you rather take, Robbie Lawler or Conor Memgregor
>>64767718
>>64767698
why would she even put that on instagram?
>>64767732
mcgregor, I don' think he's on roids
and he wouldn't wind up all big and stupid, it would just be a quick concussion not unlike an flagrant elbow in a basketball game
>>64767728
She grapples at 129
>>64766520
>hey guys i just wanna thank my sponsor google john 3:16 america
>>64767749
wood
>>64767749
whatever happened to that show that Kyra Gracie was supposed to get on Fightpass? Is it out yet?
Could you Heem him /sp/
I would love to have the opportunity to heem this manlet.
>>64767763
he's a trained MMA fighter buddy, even at 5'1" 125 pounds he'd still kick your ass because he's a UFC
>>64767763
Realistically no.
>>64767749
>that stinky gi
vid related
https://youtu.be/49eRrsDIXAQ
>>64767773
>125lbs
Which he isn't. DJ fights at 140, walks around over 150.
>>64767121
And Frankfurt.
