>Denilson
>le endless useless tricks with no end product man
GOAT ball
Hes a great storyteller, though.
Denílson
P. H. Ganso
Cassano
Palermo
Saviola
Taribo West
Alexi Lalas
Jorge Campos
Higuita
Gravesen
Balotelli
Kanu
Solskjaer
Bolaisie
John Carew
El Hadji Diouf
and so, so many bongs
Shearer
Lee Bowyer
Peter Crouch
Seaman
Cleverley
Smalling
Kieron Dyer
John Terry
Joe "better than Messi" Cole
Joey Barton
Aaron Ramsey
Oxlade Chamberlain
lately Rppney
Vardy
>>64764242
this
![newton[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jwZ9xBs.jpg "newton[1].jpg")
>>64764270
>Higuita
Fuck you Higuita is GOAT
>>64764328
Sorry about your penis. :)
>>64764336
Higuita was fucking shit and fucked over his clubs/NT several times.
You know jackshit.
>>64764270
I mean I disagree with some of it but overall 8/10 meme list.
>>64764341
Thanks, your fat mom rode it too hard and broke it.
>>64764010
> lionel messi
> le score 10 goals against shit defenders in a shit league and everyone think you're the greatest ever man
also he's a known drug cheat. he's been abusing growth hormone for years and steroids as well.
> Wayne Gretzky
> le score pointless easy goals against shit teams at a time when hockey was amateur and not hard man
> donn bradman
> le score endless meme runs against amateurs at a time when everyone else was not even trying man
> tom brady
> le never one a single legitimate trophy in his life man
literally cheated his way into every owl. has never actually earned any TD and a well known drug cheat
Soccer isn't even a sport, at least not originally. It was an activity. There was an article about it's origins by the top "football" writer in England awhile back (can't remember his name, Mohammed something). Anyways, it started strictly as a way to shed pent-up homosexual urges. Back then of course, homosexuality was taboo, and European men at the time (and now of course) all had strong homosexual desires, but couldn't even consider masturbation to quell these thoughts, as, due to societal pressures at the time, even thinking about men (this was natural to them) brought about all kinds of shame. Thus, soccer was born. I wish I could find the article, this fine Englishman does a much better job of explaining it.
>>64764242
meme ball desu. The firey graphic drove every 7 - 14 year old boy insane back in 2002 (i was one of them, as i pestered my parents endlessly to get me one)
Here is my list;
1) Tango Durlast (GOAT design)
2) Telstar (MUH POP CULTURE SIGNIFICANCE)
3) Tricolore (98 was the greatest WC of the last 25 years)
4) 2004 Nike Total90 (The touch is sublime)
>>64764420
total 90 was pretty good
adidas CAN'T into balls, not even once
>>64764446
>tfw an American company makes better soccer balls than a German one.
I don't even know what to feel anymore
The only company that beats Nike IMO is SELECT.
>>64764270
I mean other than the meme hair, Terrible West was a more than decent defender, certainly more player than character. Otherwise, accurate list, especially
>Higuita
>El Hadji Diouf
can't imagine a more meme player in any sport
>>64764404
>speaking ill of Messi and Ronaldo, the great conquerors of mighty Cordoba and the fearsome S.D.Eibar
have you no respect?
>>64764270
some others
Prosinecki (the ultimate Le Wonderfully Talented But Incredibly Lazy Man)
Recoba
David Luiz (Le Playstation Defender Man)
Fred
Claudio Gentile (Le What is a Red Card Man)
Anelka
Fabio Grosso (le world class for 1 world cup, complete shit before and after man)
Vinnie Jones
José Mari
Lottar Matthaus, great player but a complete fucking retard
Djemba-Djemba
Mantorras
Freddy Adu
Fábio "better than Donaldo" Paim
Martin Memegaard
Le Tissier
Fellaini
Memepiss ThePie
>>64764564
> Calls Maxwell a meme player
> Doesn't realize he's elite in ODI, T20, IPL...
>>64764404
>Poo Peeland tries conversing about sports beside rugby
>>64764786
tbf, Recoba was goat in PES.
>Claudio Gentile (Le What is a Red Card Man)
keked
>>64764805
>being easily baited
>>64764420
The whole Total90 era was great for Nike. The best gloves I ever had were Total90. I played the shit out of those until the protective layer hardened and crumbled off the gloves.
>>64764994
Total 90 kits were meme though
>>64764786
>le tissier
>>64764789
That makes him more meme
This cunt right here
>tfw you fell for the meme at first and defended him for 3-4 years
>>64764270
>Shearer
>All-time EPL top scorer
>Meme
>>64764010
Riise
>muh left footed blooters
>>64765130
bitch I will fight you
he would've been one of the undisputed best players in the league if not for injuries
Barca probably would've tapped him up though
>>64765130
Well, defending useless players is what arse fans are really good at.
>>64764786
Stay mad
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bctRrchKspo
>>64764010
This guy is the absolute epitome of meme.
https://mobile.twitter.com/assouekotto
Read his twitter for some solid laughs.
>>64768987
Oh and read about his personal life https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benoît_Assou-Ekotto
>>64764420
T90 was goat, was just so fun to play with
Can you name them all, /sp/?
>le kungfu and chip man
>le better than zidane man
>le quotes ginger of many titles
>le funny hair and even funnier defending man
>le slip man
>le funky heel kicks man of domestic titles
>le german messi of questionable transfers
>le tissier
>le first touch no workrate man
>le angry irishman of career ending injuries
>torres
>le rabona cross helpful elf
>le v yashin
>le speedy nigerian PES man
>le blooters brazilian of questionable dieting
bonus question with multiple correct answers
>le injured every game but supposedly GOAT man
>>64769086
De jong
Donaldo
Scholes
David luiz
Slippy g
Ibrahimovic
Gotze
-
Balotelli
-
Hazard
Neuer
Emenike
Hulk
Pato
>>64769168
>>64769086
GIB ANSWERS
>>64769168
>>64769086
cantona
could be anyone really
scholes
luiz
gerrard
dunno
german messi is marin
le tissier is literally le tissier
zlatan?
keane
torres
dunno
lev yashin
obafemi martins
adriano
sturridge
>>64769086
Cantona
?
Scholes
David Luiz
Slipp G
Ibrahimovic
Marko Marin/Gotze
Le Tissier
Old Ronaldinho?
Keane
Torres
di Maria
Lev Yashin
Obafemi Martins
Adriano/Ronaldo?
Wilshire
>>64769168
not bad
>>64769203
impressive
here's the final solution
Cantona
Leldrup
Scholes
Luiz
Gerrard
Ibrahimovic
Götze
Le Tissier
Berbatov
Keane
Torres
Di Maria
Yashin
Martins
Adriano
>>64769086
>>le first touch no workrate man
zidane
>>le injured every game but supposedly GOAT man
agüero? reus?
>>64769223
ah fuck cmon 5 minutes ago me how did you not get berbatov
>>64769201
not him, but german messi with trasfers is marko marin, the newspaper came with the messi shit and he changed his team often in the last years
better than zidane is probably wrong
funny hair defending could be also marcelo
>>64769225
i was thinking of reus desu but there's loads of players who fit that description
>>64769243
i guess marin was fine too but i recall some pundit calling götze the "german promise of a ballon d'or winner" (probably a bad translation) and götze used to play a similar style in his early days at dortmund
>>64769223
more
>>64768980
he owned Maradona even harder
Johan 'Future GOAT' Vonlanthen
>>64769249
i'm having a hard time coming up with more meme players tbqh, some of these should be quite hard because they are somewhat obscure
>le outside boot man
>le beat his girl man of getting carried to titles
>le injured englishman of inventing capitalism
>le bought by betis for one good cross man
>le giant forward of no headers man
>le wrong generation man of no titles
really hard bonus meme
>le questionable dribblings inside his own box man
>>64769355
>>le outside boot man
quaresma
>>le wrong generation man of no titles
that leverkusen goalkeeper
>>64769355
>le wrong generation man of no titles
Pirlo
>le injured englishman of inventing capitalism
l-luke shaw?
>>64769355
>le bought by betis for one good cross man
van der vaart?
>>64769355
>le beat his girl man of getting carried to titles
Loving every Lell
>>64769355
>le injured englishman of inventing capitalism
Hargreaves?
>le giant forward of no headers man
Koller?
>>64769394
>>64769402
>>64769409
>>64769493
>>64769503
solution to >>64769355
Quaresma
Lell
Alan Smith
David Odonkor (cross: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7W_100iA2xk)
Jan Koller
Ballack
bonus meme was Samy Kuffour who also almost murdered Oliver Kahn
>>64764270
pretty solid list to be quite frank
>>64764270
>Solskjaer
the only one I disagree with.
virtually every brazilian player is a meme player btw.
>>64764242
not so fast!
>>64764242
>GOAT
>ball
And that's why we shouldn't listen to bongistans' opinions. Shit taste negro, kill yourself.
>>64764270
>Denílson
>P. H. Ganso
This.
K E R L O N
E
R
L
O
N
>>64769537
WOAT ball
>>64769355
poor ballack
could have all titles like schweini
>>64768987
benny seems like a top lad tbf
>>64764270
>Shearer
Scored 20 goals or more in 7 different seasons, can't be a meme
>Lee Bowyer
Just an average player never supposed to be good
>Peter Crouch
proper meme
>Seaman
genuinely good but made one mistake, ever
>Cleverley
just a shit player
>Smalling
tbc
>Kieron Dyer
brazil tier meme
>John Terry
One of the best CBs in the last 10 years
>Joe "better than Messi" Cole
ultra meme
>Joey Barton
see cleverley
>Aaron Ramsey
see Smalling
>Oxlade Chamberlain
pretty much meme material
>lately Rppney
yes, for about 7 years now
>Vardy
Plucky underdog but deserved all the plaudits this year
>>64769547
this 2bqfhwylads
>>64769537
literal povertyball
Laurent Robert
Kerlon
Quaresma
Odonkor
Reyes
Robinho
Bendtner
Frings
Gerrard
>>64769780
Barthez
Anderson
Campo
Mendieta
Francis Jeffers
Neves
Dario Srna
Akinfeev
Arshavin
Pavlyuchenko
Wagner Love
Yuri Zhirkov
Maniche
Raul Meireles
>strg+f 'groß'
>0 hits
>strg+f 'groB'
>0 hits
Most underrated meme player
>>64764420
This and this
>>64769537
Not even the best euro ball, GOAT euro ball coming through
Recoba
Ronaldinho
Romario
>>64770559
lolno, this was
>>64770750
wait, were talking about euro balls only?
dont mind me then :^)
>>64770750
>>64770559
I have these two exact balls
>tfw the euro one leaks air through the air hole thing sometimes
Sasa Curcic
>>64770839
>I have these two exact balls
How do you sit?
>>64770890
ebin joke underage b&
>>64770839
these replica championship balls are always shit. i have this >>64770750 and an old champions league ball, and they are horrible quality. just money grabbing by fifa and the companies, novelty balls. better to buy some generic decent quality ball.
>>64770890
In your mom's mouth
>>64770920
The world cup ball is pretty nice desu, been around for like 10 years and its still perfectly round
>>64769086
first touch gotta be berbatov
>OFFICIAL MEME LIST:
1º-Quaresma
2º-Bojinov
3º-Nani
4º-Nuno Gomes
5º-Gonçalo Guedes
>>64764404
Deserves a (You), good effort
>>64770811
don't worry dutch senpai, that's the goat world cup ball imo
I'm afraid all of you have forgotten the Lord of Memeplayers.
All Hail the Messiah of Magestic Memery
>>64764564
>sport
>>64768987
I met him on a bus last year during the World Cup. Great lad desu
>>64771655
For all the shit everyone gives uncle Flo, the years without him in the mid-00s were even worse for halalfags.
Position Player
1 Spain GK David de Gea
4 England DF Phil Jones
5 Argentina DF Marcos Rojo
7 Netherlands FW Memphis Depay
8 Spain MF Juan Mata
9 France FW Anthony Martial
10 England FW Wayne Rooney (captain)[164]
11 Belgium MF Adnan Januzaj
12 England DF Chris Smalling (third captain)[165]
16 England MF Michael Carrick (vice-captain)[166]
17 Netherlands MF Daley Blind
18 England MF Ashley Young
20 Argentina GK Sergio Romero
21 Spain MF Ander Herrera
22 England MF Nick Powell
23 England DF Luke Shaw
No. Position Player
25 Ecuador MF Antonio Valencia
27 Belgium MF Marouane Fellaini
28 France MF Morgan Schneiderlin
30 Uruguay DF Guillermo Varela
31 Germany MF Bastian Schweinsteiger
33 Northern Ireland DF Paddy McNair
35 England MF Jesse Lingard
36 Italy DF Matteo Darmian
38 Democratic Republic of the Congo DF Axel Tuanzebe
39 England FW Marcus Rashford
43 England DF Cameron Borthwick-Jackson
44 Brazil MF Andreas Pereira
45 England MF Sean Goss
— Spain GK Víctor Valdés
— England FW Will Keane
On loan
>>64764336
Higuita was shit
get over it Jairo Aristizabal
>>64764270
>Kanu
Kanu was a great striker
Royston Drenthe
>>64781608
He scored like 50 goals in 11 years.
Good technique, good at linkup, but he could know, you know, SCORE.
>>64781699
could not*
Balotelli
Muller
Diego Costa
Busquets
Fellaini
Fabregas
Pique
That one brazilian who would run while bouncing the ball off his face. He was playing for some amateur team in Miami last thing I saw.
>>64781260
Halalticos was a great disappointment.
>>64768987
anyone has his webm/gif from the last wc? also, if I'm not mistaken he got a red card for hitting a teammate
>>64764242
That flag. This topic.
>>>/sp/cric/
>>64764370
>anime gif
Fuck off
>>64787678
>anime
>tekken
Canada please
>>64781260
mmm didn't they win the league 06/07, 07/08 once florentino left the club after 3 years without winning shit? And only won it once since he came back in 09? lel
Name the back 4
Le winger playing RB man - Le twitter banter man - Le "tonight, you become a hero" man - Le hateable LB man
>>64788010
>"tonight, you become a hero"
he said "today" you dumbass
>>64781699
Scored crucial goals here and there.
>>64787912
Meanwhile in the CL
>Ro16 exit
>Ro16 exit
>Ro16 exit
>Ro16 exit
>Ro16 exit
>Ro16 exit
>>64788503
they've only won it once since he came back and it's not like they get any trophies for beating schalkes and being kicked out at later stages. Also, florentino kicked out the last two managers to win cls for the club, not sure he deserves much praise for anything.
>>64787363
But even more importantly, it was a phenomenal marketing triumph that brought Madrid even more fame and prestige than before; a club which was already the most valuable on in global footie.
