SAT @4:35PM ESPN
GET IN HERE!
K/a/nsas
I just got called for a job interview at 2:30pm while the game is on.
What do bros?
>>64760423
How bad do you want a job?
>>64760437
I've been out of work for a year after suffering a pretty bad shoulder injury playing hoc. I'm p. desperate family.
>>64760501
Better go to the interview, check for updates on your phone/radio.
Doubles decide what I bet on.
My dick hurts but I don't know what to do with myself besides masturbation. What should I do?
>>64760683
Chiefs
>>64760724
escort
>>64760724
remove kebab and race traitors.
Texans desu senpai
They simply want it more.
>>64760741
Don't want to lose my virginity to a prostitute
Chiefs starting center Mitch Morse out with concussion.
>>64760423
What shitty job interviews at 2:30 on a saturday? Fuck that
Get a real job, man
inc. destruction
>>64760773
fagit
>>64760866
>Throws pick 6 to Marcus Peters on the first play of the game
>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 15 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1,000+YDs/10+TDs/5.0+YPC,)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already and going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin (top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Best secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
24-17 Toxins. Cap this.
>>64761617
38-9 Chiefs
Kansas City fans are cancer
>in about 24 hours youll be able to shitpost about the chefs one and done
I can't fucking wait.
>>64761859
>>64761617
>not predicting a 3 point margin to fullful the "TEXANS WIN; WHAT A COMEBACK" PROPHECY
Should be a good game, both teams offenses are going to get BTFO all game long. Expect lots of spaghetti from both teams.
.
9-6 Chiefs.
How many bongs lads?
Location: NRG Stadium, Houston, Texans
Game time: Saturday, January 9, 3:30 p.m. (Arrowhead Time)
TV channel: ESPN / ABC (Do I get the game?)
Online streaming: NFL Game Pass (Live audio, replay after it's over)
Radio: 101.1 The Fox (Mitch Holthus and Len Dawson) | Full listings
Odds: Chiefs are 3-point favorites
Matchup history: 4-3 (Chiefs lead)
Announcers: Mike Tirico, Jon Gruden, Lisa Salters (sideline)
18 hours
BOLD BRAVE WEEDEN up in this nigga. Who all hype as fuck for that sweet TOXIN action? Practically guarantee'd to win the SOUTH with the TOXINS shitting all over EVERYONE.
There's no team greater than the 2015-2016 TOXINS, and it will be nice to prove it once we get to Super Bowl 50!
RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE RED AND BLUE
>THANK YOU FOR THE COPYPASTERINO ORIGINAL(OG) TEXANS
I never doubted it.
Can't wait.
Love the Chiefs and the Texans though, so its going to be hurt watching either lose
Chiefs gonna get Tox'd.
>Chefs
>Playoffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wius2y8DV_I
And this video was made just before pic related
>>64760683
0-0 tie
So when the Chiefs beat the Texans who would you rather they play next Stoolers or Bungles?
Is Smeth elite?
>>64762685
>Mike Tirico, Jon Gruden
My smoothie is ready.
The Andy Reid Drinking Game
If Andy Reid throws the challenge flag, take ONE drink.
If he wins his challenge, take ONE drink.
If he loses his challenge, take TWO drinks.
If Andy Reid uses both challenges in the first half, take TWO drinks.
If he wins both challenges, and wins an additional challenge, take ONE drink.
If he uses the additional challenge at any point in the game, take THREE drinks.
If Andy Reid calls more than three pass plays in a row, take TWO drinks.
If Andy Reid calls timeout, take ONE drink.
If it is obvious that the timeout was a bad decision, take TWO drinks.
If Andy Reid is out of timeouts before the two minute warning, take FOUR drinks.
>cheifs are missing a raider in their lineup in order to break the drought
you got the niner now you got to find a way to cuck yourself some more to get a raider player otherwise you're guaranteed one and done
>>64766126
>Alcohol poisoning: the game
>>64766126
Why do you want to kill people?
>>64766126
3rd and long? better call a bubble screen.
Chiefs starting center is out tomorrow, Watt will murder Smeth in the 1st quarter.
Chase Daniel will hand the ball off and give the Chiefs their first and last playoff win.
>ESPN playoff game
No, thank you.
>>64766621
>Chiefs starting center is out tomorrow
That's usually REALLY bad. How much playing time does the backup have?
Gonna be a defensive slugfest, it'll come down to which offense spills the most spaghetti
Will elite Smeth throw for more than 200 yards?
>>64761942
>implying that this game won't come down to refball to keep the game exciting til the last second.
>>64767261
Easily 250 yards, 1 TD, and 0 INTs. He'll also prove to the entire nation that his handoff technique is absolutely impeccable and easily the most perfected motion in the league.
He'll also rush for a cheeky 45 yards and 6 1st downs.
Rocking my dan saleaumua jersey to break the 1993/94 playoff jinx.
NRG stadium kinda looks like a Macy's from the outside
TELL THE TRUTH
>>64766652
>That's usually REALLY bad. How much playing time does the backup have?
2-3 starts. morse is out for the year with a scrambled brain. other guy is an off the scrapheap practice squader.
Luckily Vince Wilfork is extremely fat and old from eating meatBread(TM)
>>64767302
Not a bad game, desu.
>>64767302
>Easily 250 yards, 1 TD, and 0 INTs. He'll also prove to the entire nation that his handoff technique is absolutely impeccable and easily the most perfected motion in the league.
>He'll also rush for a cheeky 45 yards and 6 1st downs.
so the chiefs win by 3 touchdowns? I'll take it.
Captain Checkdown gonna take us to the Superbowl baby
>>64760418
KC CHIEFS FAN HERE
WAKING UP AT 2am to put the meat in for 3pm kickoff.
5 slabs of baby back ribs, rubbed and trimmed
3 full briskets
5 quarts of zarda beans
4 1 qt bottles of gates hot bbq sauce
5 loaves of white bread
3 cases of boulevard wheat
1 bottle of boulevard Bourbon Barrel Quad champagne bottle beer to pop at the win
It's dark and I'm wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0Wi9qTANn4
>tfw too excited to sleep
who /allnighter/ here?
>>64767436
noice
>>64767436
>Dry rub
>>64767500
>>Dry rub
you dry rub the brisket and ribs after trimming and scoring. then with about 3 hours to go (7 hours into the smoke) you begin to baste with bbq sauce which is your 'wet rub'
I should probably crash bretty drunk, but I am hype as fuck for the game.
longest week that I can remember since the last playoff game.
Why do the NFC teams get an extra day of rest?
seems kind of unfair.
Can't sleep, Army is blasting howitzers off at the range.
Or that is my guess, a helluva whomp, can feel the air move in my apartment with each blast.
>>64767598
The AFC teams won't even be able to play the NFC teams until February so I doubt this one day of rest will make a difference
You can also say the AFC WC winning teams get another day of rest before they play the top 2 seeds
>>64760423
Get the job, friend. Football is important, but not that important.
>>64760423
DVR obviously
>>64763800
Underrated image & toast.
>>64766169
That sounds like the Texans. Except for the Texans, it never freaking works cause nobody can block on screens worth a shit without getting called for holding, etc.
>>64767824
if you have a good punter and defense and your offense isn't strong, you play the field of position battle and take what yardage you can get to pin the other guy deep.
wtf I woke up and the game isn't on? I missed it?
Why is it at 4:35pm instead of 1pm?
>>64768214
pregame gay shit.
>>64768214
so it leads straight into the night game. the real question is why is there no sunday night fooball.
>>64768239
I thought they did it in case of overtime so that they didnt overlap.
>>64768259
that's a pepe rarer than a yellow reserved parking pass homie
Texans don't have any meme magic. Meme magic is real, it will give us our glorious god king Trump.
>mfw Alex Smith gets his head removed courtesy of JJ
>>64768506
>mfw Peyton Manning gets one and done'd by Marcus Peter's 3rd pick from him
Niggas must not know of the newly implanted HGH bionic arm
>expect the donkeys
I want the Chiefs but I have a feeling the Texans will upset.
I also want Packers v Chiefs super bowl but I know I'm really reaching when it comes to that
>>64768524
>Broncos in the playoffs with Cyborg manning
pic related
>tfw Chicken Parm is dreading facing the Chiefs again.
Chiefs will seal his fate and he knows it.
People underestimate how mentally tough this team is, everyone knows they are physically tough. It's pretty rare for a team to lose 5 in a row and not completely give up hope.
They lost to playoff team on the the road, and kept the score close.
I don't think the Chiefs have all the pieces, but they are a young team with major talent locked up to make Super Bowl runs for the next few years. The upside of Jamaal Charles being out is that it has forced them to develop a 3rd option, Wilson look promising but they need a legit recevier to complement Kelce and Maclin.
They are going to be pretty scary next year regardless of how tomorrows game pans out.
Honestly, after 20 years as a 49ers fan I am having a lot more fun rooting for Alex.
>>64766652
Back up is good, Morse was out a few games earlier this season and the backup was solid. The whole O-line has been much improved lately, mostly because Smeths release time has dropped to near zero.
If Houston has a Spy on Smeth I think the Chiefs slant/dink/dunk/KELCE game will be sufficient.
If not Alex Vick will return.
>>64768481
I'm convinced that Trumpposters and Cheifsposters are the same people. Pure concentrated meme magic.
>>64768715
Alex's quick reads and runs are a great new dimension to the game. If reality were as it is in my head, it would be a great bait and switch tactic since they will be gameplanning to stop that.
I can't wait, I really hope that this game isn't decided by refball. win or lose.
>>64760683
JJ getting >3 sacks on Smemeth
>>64768740
I think it's more him just acting more decisively lately and having confidence in Maclin getting open on routes if the quick options are covered.
If expect Kelce to get quite a few looks to surprise the D, and to see some new plays called for Charmeleon West and Spencer Ware.
I think the game is probably close, if the Chiefs D can be average I think the Chiefs win by 7. If Alex throws a pick or Frankie "DONT FUCKING TRY IT" Hammond Jr. fumbles a ball it might swing towards the Texans.
If there's refball I will hunt down the referee and skin him alive.
>>64768768
>Spencer Ware gets 180 yds and 2 TDs
>>64768774
In the beginning of the year he was getting clobbered, when the line started to gel it took him two games to snap out of the shell shock.
Not many QBs have the mental fortitude to do that. Alex has been doing that his entire career.
So do the toxins stand a chance or will we have to endure one more week of chiefs shitposting?
Oh look, KC meth addicts posting at 4am
>>64768785
Another week of Chiefsposting is a good week, there is a lot of positive energy behind it. If that triggers you we have designated safe spaces where you can watch videos of puppies and kittens on bean bags until you calm down. If you are super triggered there are stuffed animals that you can hug.
>>64768795
I'm actually an entrepreneur living in Alaska at the moment, thank you.
>>64768803
>flyover humor
>>64768795
Oh look, a St. Louis faggot shitposting because he's about to lose his NFL team.
>>64768841
>implying flyovers have heard of safe spaces
I know that it is the current year, but...
>>64768785
They do stand a chance. Toxins' D is good, thier QB is no longer Brandon fucking Weeden and the Cheifs are a meme team that will flop hard. KC literally has only two top class players; Peters and Kelce. Everyone else is mediocre to shit tier.
>>64769006
>getting your NFL opinions from a slavnigger
We need another cold war.
Can't sleep, playoff night! Probably gonna pass out soon, wake up at 3-4 or so before kickoff, open up a cold one and root for my team. I can't wait, playoffs are always legit
It's playoff time.
>>64769006
>>64769032
Probably a VPN. I doubt any Ruskies watch NFL just sayin
which team in this match up is Europe rooting for? (Russia counts as Asian and therefor doesn't count)
>>64769057
Always for the underdog.
>>64769032
Go back to fucking your sister, Cletus.
>>64769052
You'd be surprised. Some even watch college ball.
http://nflrus.ru/
>>64769057
texas
>the shitposting if KC loses
>>64769094
>the shitposting if KC wins
>entering the playoffs on the back of 10 straight wins
is there a dumber franchise than the griefs?
>>64769082
>Netherlands
>a real country
pick one
>>64769141
Don't bad mouth Netherlands.
Without them I wouldn't have weed.
>>64769107
Pls no
>>64769134
>if they didn't win 10 in a row after losing 5 in arow they wouldn't be in the playoffs
Why do aussies always try to fit in where they aren't wanted?
>tfw Aussie wakes up and realizes it wasn't banter
>Monday morning: Chiefs have won 11 in a row to shitty teams, beating the Texans at home in a playoff game is meaningless. Nobody can dare to compete with Manning at home in a playoff game....
kek
>>64769181
>inb4
>4th Quarter
>Broncos down by 6
>Peyton throws a deep ball but gets sacked
>Wreathing in pain, undoubtedly injured
>Sidlines, announcers going crazy
>Everyone thinks its over
>Unceremoniously, Brett Favre runs onto the field, donning a Broncos uniform
>Lobs it down field for game winning touch down
>MFW
>>64760423
GO.TO.INTERVIEW
>>64769328
Would be the greatest moment in football history.
Cant wait to see the game. Im rooting for the Chiefs because I saw them in London last november. Its nice that the team you saw in real life made it to the playoffs.
>>64769328
>Peyton throws a deep ball but gets sacked
What
>>64771309
I think he meant gets hit after the throw.
>chefs
>toxins
good lord this is playoff game?
Sleeper MVP: Spencer Ware
BOLD BRAVE BERRY up in this nigga. I usually don't get in on game threads 'cause I never work Sunday, but I am working this Saturday up until the game starts.
Figured I'd spread my CHIEFS HYPE up in this bitch while I'm here. WHO READY FOR THAT CHIEFS CHAMPIONSHIP.
I'M TALKING BOTH OF AMERICA'S TOP SPORTS HAVING THEIR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TROPHY'S ON DISPLAY IN THE SAME CITY, IN STADIUMS THAT ARE RIGHT FUCKING NEXT TO EACHOTHER.
Texans, I'm sorry you have to be our first victim in our road to glory, but a stepping stone is just that.
This will be a Chiefs win, and it won't even be close.
ps nice pasta, nigga >>64763748
RED AND GOLD RED AND GOLD RED AND GOLD
post yfw 10 game winning streak ends in one and done
>yfw you will only watch this game to check the injuries and enjoy your bye day.
>>64760423
job interviews aren't that long. even if it goes an hour you can still see the majority of the game
>>64761390
they're in the playoffs. there is literally no way they are missing the playoffs, yes. because they're playing a playoff game today. what?
>>64769328
writhing* you idiot
>>64767436
I'm bringing a bottle of Crown Town, shit's not going to last much longer anyway, might as well drink it :/
>>64772166
France doesn't have any nfl teams
>>64771735
Always though Ware was very talented but underused at LSU. Glad to see he's made it.
>alex smith has urionically never thrown for 3500 yards or more in a season
holy shit why do people rate this memelord.
HOYER
THE
DESTROYER
>>64772838
On a team with one actual receiver (Kelce) it's not surprising.
Also girl in pic is right, Dwight Howard is a cancer to every team he is on
>>64772940
He played for the 9ers with a prime Vernon Davis, and Michael Crabtree for several seasons.
>>64772969
Michael Crabtree is the greatest WR Alex has ever thrown to before this season.
>>64769094
>if
>mfw
>Chefs
>Xehawks
>Bungles
>Puckers
>Bumcos
>Cheetriots
>Cunthers
>All one and done
My entire life has been for this moment
I come from the future
>Texans get first possession
>2 pass plays, one to rb, other to Hopkins, draw play, punt
>chiefs get 5 yards on first 2 plays, then on 3rd down, penalty conversion (turning point of first half). Go on to score 2 touchdowns, going up 17-3
>sp was untolerable do to chief fags
>Texans get another field goal before half time
>first play of 2nd half, Cushing steps in front of a pass intended for Kelce, returning it for a touchdown
>few drives later, score 17-13, Watt gets sack fumble, Hopkins catches a 60 yard touchdown
>Texans up 23-17, final 2 minutes, Alex Smith scrambles on 3rd down, as he has done a couple times this game, but gets nailed by Texans safety, and fumbles. Alex Smith was slow to get up and taken in for concussion protocol
>Alfred blue gets first down to clinch the game
>watt posting starts and pats fags become defensive
>>64771978
>uppercuts jj in the taint
>shoves him while he's trying to recover
shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i hate everything about your fucking shithole meth city. i hate the god damn royals and all their faggy bandwagoning fans. i hate that piss water called boulevard. oklahoma joes is dry and tastes like goat shit and full of nothing but fat fucking people who dont know any better and they sell frisbees for some gay reason. i looked up a list of the best things to do when visiting kc and the only thing on the list was just to fucking drown yourself in one of your many shitty fountains around the city. your airport is a dark fucking closet. everyone in that fucking place is trash, rude and retarded and poor. you know its a real bad sign when you somehow end up as the single worst city in one of the trashiest states in the country. you found a way to be more of a garbage dump than st. louis, congratulations
pic related, what everyone in kc dreams about but they cant afford guns
>>64773269
i got a feeling you going to be so much madder once the game gets started
>>64773080
>the steeler with no d are winning this game
>>64773475
Bengals struggled just as much with the ravens as the Steelers
>>64773475
>bengels
This won't be a close game.
Both of these teams are capable of melting down, but I don't know which one will.
Does anyone actually care about this game or its outcome?
Literally who the fuck is watching it?
>>64773555
I will. Chiefs always find a way to lose in hilarious fashion.
>28 point lead
>game starts at 4:20
>>64773608
We already beat the Toxins once this year. They obviously didn't learn the first time :^)
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL will miss the playoffs this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Chiefs are missing the playoffs this season
The Chiefs playoff win drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
>Weeden didn't win 1 game for the Cowboys in 3 years
>goes to Houston
>starts to win
WTF!? Oh well, Houston you're still little brother compared to Dallas
Will anyone be streaming this shit? Help a poorfag out. I'm using that mcwifi senpai.
>>64773786
It's on ABC. Just use your antenna
>>64773757
>chiefs
>playoffs
trips and Hoyer's first pass is a pick six
remember that clowney is a bust
>>64773996
close enough
both these teams are trash desu senpai.
Go Houston!
>>64774039
Notre Dame would bootyblast them both
Is Alex Smith the epitome of calm, resolute professionalism? The absolute pinnacle of veteran leadership?
>>64774048
failcons would bootyblast them both
Houston, we have a problem
>>64774065
no that would be wilson
>>64774098
>his pedo handler behind him
You guys are completely delusional if you think the Chiefs are going to win a single playoff game. It is riding on the easiest win streak in the history of the NFL and you guys act like you are just really something. EVEN IF YOU DO BEAT THE TOXINS YOU WONT BEAT THE PATS. GOD FUCK OFF ALREADY YOU STUPID FUCKING CHIEFS FANS FUCKING CANCER ASS NIGGERS.
Rank these receivers in order of who has the best game this weekend: Green, Maclin, Hopkins, Diggs, Baldwin, Djax, Brown, and Diggs
>>64774399
>easiest win streak in this history of the NFL
lol not even fucking close.
>Ian Rapoport @RapSheet 3m3 minutes ago
>Source: #Texans star pass rusher Jadeveon Clowney is OUT for today's game. Significant blow.
Watt a tragedy
>>64774078
Yeah Kelce destroyed em last time, but the Texans were stacking the box to stop Jamaal Charles. Kelce will be less of a matchup problem when the Texans can more easily drop linebackers into coverage. Also, Kevin Johnson has improved a lot and can make an impact from the nickel corner position now. He struggled at that position in his NFL debut.
>>64774427
1. Baldwin
2. AJ Green
3. Antonio Brown
4. DJax
5. Maclin
6. Hopkins
7. Diggs
>>64774399
Chiefs beat the Texans
Bengals beat the Steelers
Cheifs beat the Broncos
Bengals beat the Patriots
Chiefs beat the Bengals
This is 100 percent what is going to happen you knob
How do Texans fans feel knowing they are going to waste the talents of one of the best defensive players of all time?
>>64774500
this
>>64773786
r/nflstreams
>>64774480
>>64774480
Interesting, normally I'd tell you to fuck off since you're a tripfag, but you actually know your shit compared to those other fucks
I don't know who to root for in this match up of bum franchises
>>64760423
dont listen to anyone else, you NEED to watch the game in its entirety so you can join the bantz later on in here. if its possible try to reschedule the interview for monday.
>Football > Work nig
>>64774585
I always pull for the team with the least amount of niggers
Try it, senpai
If the Chiefs lose I'm refusing to watch any Chiefs games until Andy Reid is fired.
>>64774745
>9 game win streak first season
>10 game win streak third season
You're literally not happy?
>>64774427
> packers only WC team not represented
Of course.
Friendly reminder that Alex "Air Raid" Smith has the highest average postseason passer rating of all active QBs
>>64774830
Shit I meant to put Cobb but put diggs twice Kek...well yeah just replace one of the diggs with Cobb/jones
I'm a Vikings fan rooting for the tex/a/ns, because it would be nice if something good could happen to them.
Pic unrelated.
>>64774827
Andy does things every game that are unthinkably retarded and I can't take it anymore.
And his playoff win streak is 0
If the Chiefs lose to this terrible Houston team it will be because Andy Reid went full retard
Apparently Tom Coughlin's being interviewed for Philly's open HC position. I'd love to see this happen just for the EDP videos.
>>64760406
This matchup should be Steelers @ Colts and the ONLY reason it isn't is because of freak injuries.
Has Clowney been good lately, haven't watched Texans in a while
>>64774956
This post should be in /trash/ and the ONLY reason it isn't is because it didn't start a thread
>>64774983
does it matter?
>>64774454
Is Clowney a top 5 bust of all time?
>>64774897
>I'm a Vikings fan
You realize your quarterback is a nigger shoeshine boy, right?
>>64774926
You know that Andy Reid has been to the owl, right?
>>64775005
Oy gevalt
>>64774098
is that jared fogle in the back ground
>>64774098
I wish some guy would have uppercutted that queerbait.
>>64775028
jawalrus, leaf, mandarich, are all worse, but he could be up there if he doesn't get better fast. mostly because texans could've had bridgewater or carr, or hell even bortles would make them a better contender
>>64775179
QB busts are more the fault of coaching.
Can anyone tell me if hoyer is starting?
>>64775248
not for long.
>>64775248
Pretty sure he is yeah.
Should I be excited for the Chiefs? I'm Giants fan btw.
>>64775054
How many did he win?
>>64775248
>Starting
>Playing majority of game
pick 1
while hoyer gets pick 6
>>64775351
You can't go to the Owl without winning a playoff game. Fucking redditors man.
Chiefs are a couple pieces away from being a Super Bowl team, they should win 1-2 playoff games however.
>>64775388
He was asking how many Super Bowls has he won. Which is zero. You're the redditor for not knowing how context clues work you fucking dumbass
>>64775611
No you dumb fucking nigger, he said that Andy Reid has won 0 playoff games.
You are such a stupid shit that I wish I could punch your dumb ass.
literally dumb fucking nigger the post.
>>64766648
its on ABC you fucking sperg
Please god let the drought end.
Eric Berry, Tamba Hali, Derrick Johnson, Dustin Colquitt, and Justin Houston deserve one playoff win in their Chiefs career
>mfw Jamaal won't be a part of the victory if they win
>>64766137
>tyvon branch
>>64775697
Chiefs pasta meme magic guarantees that the post-season drought ends today.
If KC wins the owl this year, they had better get a hockey team.
a flyover sports city would be pretty cool.
>>64775646
I said Andy won 0 playoff games with the Chiefs m80
>Royals slap the shit out of the Astros in the playoffs
>Chiefs slap the shit out of the Texans in the playoffs
It's a great year for KC sports at the expense of Texas.
>>64774399
I came here to read the mad posts like this
>>64775786
>Andy does things every game that are unthinkably retarded and I can't take it anymore.
>And his playoff win streak is 0
>If the Chiefs lose to this terrible Houston team it will be because Andy Reid went full retard
This is literally what you said you goddamned tumblr-tier faggot.
>>64775782
We have a pretty damn good MLS team, although it's in KCK not KCMO, but who gives a shit about that.
>>64775782
>tfw we get a badass NBA/NHL hybrid indoor stadium to place in photo vicinity of Arrowhead/Kauffman and become the sporting capital of America after this SB 50 win
>>64775843
Not him, but you should really stop posting because you are fucking cancer and nobody gives a shit.
>4 hours from now the Kansas City Chiefs will have been eliminated from the playoffs
>>64775878
Take your candy ass back to reddit, fag enabler.
>>64775901
>my face when people actually think the team with the best defense and a top 10 offense in the NFL wont win the owl this season
>Alex Smith (objectively and statistically a top 10 QB, it isn't even debatable)
>Jamaal Charles (best RB in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year. he will put up 100+YDs/10+TDs/5.0YPC)
>Travis Kelce (a top 3 TE already going into this season will be fully recovered from knee surgery 2 offseasons ago, 1000+YDs/7+TDs)
>James O'Shaughnessy (literally a Travis Kelce-clone)
>Jeremy Maclin )top 15 WR, 900+YDs/5+TDs)
>Chris Conley (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in football, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>DAT (one of the fastest and most explosive players in football)
>Anthony Sherman (best blocking FB in NFL)
>Best pass rush in the NFL
>Best LB corp in the NFL
>Besy secondary in the AFC
>Top 5 D-Line
The Chiefs superbowl drought ends in 2015-2016
You can't prove me wrong
Cap it
Let's see em lads
>>64775927
>best LB corp in the NFL
that's the carolina panthers m8
>>64775973
keep talkin' bitch nigga, see ya in the owl.
>>64775871
>1 (one) parking lot for 2 (two) stadiums
Won't be long now lads. Whats everyone drinking on today? I am drinking some shitty icehouse edge because I am a broke nigger.
>>64775782
>flyover
Theres that phrase again only retards use
>>64776016
At least they have a lot. Many US teams don't.
>>64776067
I'm still drunk from last night, just woke up.
Stale drunk is a lame feeling.
I have some herbal jew until the booze burns off.
>>64776068
Considering democrats coined the term to describe voters they can't get, makes sense.
anyone from Houston here? not sure but any anons around the texas medical center wanna get together? no homo
What will it take for Texans to end the KC meme?
lads
Why doesn't ABC show Superb Owls anymore?
HOW MANY BONGS
>>64776157
because cbs bought the rights
>>64776177
under 2 bongs m8
>>64776177
1 bong, 36 bings
>>64776177
1 bong and 25 bings
>>64776177
1 more bong and 15 bings
>>64776142
2 touchdowns
>team colors are ketchup and mustard
hope KC keeps them in the fridge
>tfw all you have in is hard liquor
>>64774427
>Brown (could get 150 yds in his sleep)
>Hopkins (Most underrated player int he NFL)
>Baldwin (I don't believe that he's good, but whatever)
>Green (Beast, but >playoff Bengals)
>Mac (If only his QB could throw more than 10 yds down field)
>Djax
>GB WRs
>Diggs (le have 3 great games and then disappear man)
>>64776267
and thats bad because?
