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VAN:Vancouver acquires Emerson Etem from Rangers
MON:Carey Price isn't likely to return before ASG
DAL:Tyler Seguin returns to scoresheet in DAL win
PHI:Michael Del Zotto plays OT hero for Flyers
WAS:Braden Holtby blocks 34 shots in win vs. NYI
WAS:Mike Richards scratched on Thursday night
LA:Jeff Carter (UBI) will play against Toronto
WPG:Connor Hellebuyck gets the nod for Winnipeg
MIN:Mikko Koivu declares himself good to play
ARI:Yotes will stick with Louis Domingue Thursday
ANA:John Gibson suffers injury in loss to TOR
TOR:Jonathan Bernier shuts out Anaheim
still our year
Other OP is fag
>>64760107
well done desu
>rapist dubs OP
Dis gon b good
How the fuck did the >rags manage to get trade raped by the Cantcucks.
>Rags
>3 new /hoc/ threads
Autism in action
>>64760140
this one best one
>>64760140
This is the only one that actually looks like a fucking /hoc/ thread since the other two are massively autistic faggots from /s4s/
>ucks
because there is no d on the ducks
>>64760187
nice save
>>64760187
Why are you so upset about a sandwich?
>>64760200
This was a bretty gud catch too :^)
>>64760205
you just got BTFO for free fag
>>64760205
does /hoc/ wait until its official or should we just make one for this year already?
>be American Canadiens fan
>gets shit from /hoc/
>>64760187
/hoc/ is the worst general here
>>64760223
we know youre actually canadian you stupid frog
>muh dual citizenship
>>64760228
Go back to reddit then fag
>>64760223
Get the fuck out of my country frog.
Jets = Americans
Galagay = Frogs
>>64760218
Did someone say for free?
>>64760228
>not enjoying friendly banter and dank memes about the best sport in the world
>>64760228
/ars/ and /trb/ are both definitely worse
whats easiest way to make webms from mp4
>>64760315
Stick your dick in it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-OH23dui_w
if nhl award shows were still this good i would probably watch them instead of just seeing the winners as a popup on my phone
>blacks confirmed stars and wings fans
who /knights/ here?
>>64760223
rightfully so, frogboo
>>64760315
http://www.mirovideoconverter.com/
http://easyhtml5video.com/rq/webm-converter/
https://github.com/WebMBro/WebMConverter
>>64760223
Root for a real team
>>64760088
mor like Kane general you fucks
>>64760365
>frogboo
'no'
>>64760256
I'm an American :^
>>64760464
No youre a filthy poutine slurping frog faggot
Jack Edwards is my husbando
>PK Subban is actually considered to be a good player
>chimps in MY nhl
>>64760218
That is possibly one of the greatest things I have ever seen.
Does anyone have a picture of that awesome green monkey from the last thread?
>>64760475
But PK Subban is a good player.
Fantastic hockey IQ, real good shot, pest abilities, solid defense.
What's the problem? He's elite as fuck.
>>64760518
he's black
Let's go Jacketssss
tonight: @ CAR
stars averaging their highest attendance in 10+ years, are they the new bandwagon team?
>>64760518
See >>64760533
>people actually like Subban or Big Buff
>>64760533
I'm aware of his skin color but how is that hindering his talents?
Look how much money he is making for his charity by appearing to children in hospitals and such.
He has a heart of pure gold. Nothing but respect for Subban.
>>64760555
Sturrs and Panthlels.
>>64760568
Don't you get tired turning your trip on and off
So I guess he's back from the dead
>>64760568
This is why I hate tripfags
>>64760256
>this one autist who spams hate on based Gallagher
>thinks "gallagay" will catch on after dozens of failed attempts
Just give up
>>64760599
Ill stop when Canadians stop being such faggots
Going to the sports store to buy a puck. Which colour do i buy?
Black
White
Fluoro green
Fluoro orange
Red
Pink
>>64760583
I don't usually turn my trip off but when I do, I do it with some other flag.
>>64760597
Seriously look what he has done for the community.
Dude is a fucking saint and you shit talk about him just because his mom was a nigger.
>>64760618
Damn to be 13 again. Don't worry high school isn't so bad
>>64760619
Anything but black is weird.
>>64760618
anywhere worth living on that map is orange kek
>>64760619
Fluororange
>>64760347
so the kings and their knights are mexicans?
>>64760619
black, dont be a faggot
also buy 5 or 6 pucks, not just one you jackass
>>64760386
>>64760619
WHY THE FUCK IS IT MAKING THAT FACE
IS THAT EVEN A REAL MONKEY?
>>64760701
it just posted a fresh meme on /hoc/
She dead
https://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2016/01/08/laing/mqodp4GPAezQ6dcVhqO0FO/story.html
>>64760518
>muh 4th forward
the fact that him and karlsson have a norris is a slap in the face of the award
>>64760719
>women athletes
>bombston
This is the funniest thing ever desu
>this devils lineup
hold me, springsteen bros
>>64760719
literally who?
>>64760803
her team mates called her "tumbles"
>>64760743
Not realy when it comes to Subban. He is a 200ft player.
Karlsson is about the same as giving Phil Housley the Norris. He just scores so much in a league that is fucking boring.
I agree Karlsson doesn't even warrant a nomination but it is what it is.
>>64760803
The one that got hurt in the womens pre-game to the winter classic.
get cucked rinaldo
>>64760836
she died in front of a stadium of people?
thats metal
Bruins and devils you FUCKING KEKOLDS
>>64760854
>>64760854
>>64760854
>>64760619
Buy blue puck
>>64760854
Brooms at satams
Where do you watch NCAA and AHL hockey lads? Is there any way to stream it from NeuLion like the NHL?
>>64760883
>7-1
>>64760619
Orange, unless you are not hardcore.
>>64760862
She's not dead, she has a serious injury. And no, there were very few at the stadium when they played. Not so metal tbqh
>>64760828
>This butthurt mong
>>64760719
>and continue to fight everyday with her trademark grit and resolve
show me the trademark
>>64760883
its not televised so youre limited to a rare restream of AHLlive.com, which bafflingly costs more than nhl gamecenter
>>64760883
you leave a shitty country and go to a good one. then you can see them in person.
>>64760223
kill yourself
>>64760828
>He just scores so much in a league that is fucking boring.
You're right, this league needs less scoring
>>64760925
>>64760963
No need to get so butt flustered.
All I said is that Karlsson is an exciting player but I don't think he's even close to top 10 for defensemen, let alone the Norris Trophy.
It's a joke IMO
>>64760967
they dont tell me what to do
nobody fucking tells me what to do
I mean. Please present me a good cartoon made by a woman.
miss johansen yet?
> tfw Panthers-Yotes SCF
>>64761075
Well, Tove Jansson made some Moomin comic strips.
>>64761105
>>64761036
I'm glad you are only a "amateur scout" so you can't damage teams with your hockey insight.
Any NHL team would kill to have Karlsson
>>64761073
they actually had numbers.
10% of the cartoon artists in the world are women.
They had 25% of the whole area for female artists.
The fact that history has not seen a good female cartoonist apparently makes the organizers schauvinists.
Fuck this planet.
>>64761130
You sound like a sexist biggit
>>64761112
Yeah well, no one outside Finland, Sweden, Japan and Poland knows about them.
So you wanna put Tove Jansson against the guy who created Tin Tin?
>>64761130
Butt mad because womyn do everything better?
>>64761125
What is the point of having Karlsson if the team is now dead?
>>64761154
>>64761209
trying too hard
>>64761101
holy balls no
>>64761125
You see, I don't really think so.
He takes huge risks, some times they pay off, most of the times they don't.
He plays for himself, not for the result.
In a shit team like Sens it doesn't matter but I don't think anyone in a playoff run sheds a kings ransom for Karlsson.
He is a modern day Phil Housley.
rangers
>>64761179
You asked for one, you got one.
And I'm sure one could argue for Tove's case against Hergé, even though Hergé has reached far bigger crowds.
>>64761248
cute, but the >rags still suck
can we ban this insufferable lying Mongol yet?
Bad enough we have this cancerous Armenian shitskin.
Why are we plauged with such horrific autism?
>>64761232
Just curious what do you think of McDonagh?
>>64761225
>canacuck
Is Kiril Kaprizov elite?
You know what /hoc/ I'm going to share something personal about myself with you all. I've been in this community for some time and I really enjoy the epic binland memes and how we all hate Canadians. This is my way of giving back to the community that has given me so many laughs and epic memes over the years.
I have the secret to happiness that basically no one else has discovered yet. I consider myself an average person (well outside of being a /sp/artan) that has accomplished as much in life as the average person has at my age.
So why is it that I'm constantly happy when I'm swimming in mediocrity? It's because I am able to tell myself one simple truth that will never be proven false. Each morning I am able to rise and provide this small fact of life that brings a smile to my face.
"I have won as many Stanley Cups in my life as Joe Thornton."
It's as simple as that, I am as much of a failure at life as Joe Thornton is a failure of a hockey player for both the Bruins and the Sharks.
So while Joe Thornton may be cashing in on his big contract and giving them apples to Patrick Marleau (both now and in the retirement community they will both be living in about 5 years from now), I've gotten as close to accomplishing the ultimate goal of an NHL player that he has.
>Joe Thornton's NHL stats
1323 games, 365 goals, 921 assists, 1286 points
>My NHL stats
0 games, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 points
Here's to you Jumbo Joe, because you have tried and failed as something for 19 years that I never had to try to fail. Yet here I am on /sp/ posting knowing that my name will never be on the Stanley Cup....but then again, neither will yours.
>>64761319
Look mom I posted it again
>>64761285
I don't really follow players who I have no experience with.
Kind of weird career arch so far. Can't say I know anything about him.
>>64761347
Well respect for not just shitposting thanks
is this general just memes?
>Sturrs
>Playing defense
Pic related.
>>64761363
Do you just suck dick?
Or do you eat ass too?
>>64761363
Think of it like a sports bar. Everyone in here shit posts, banters, and acts like a fuckhead a lot but at the same time there's also quite a bit of hockey related talk as well.
Elliotte Friedman Verified account
@FriedgeHNIC
In front of approx 16 teams, Jonathan Drouin had a two-goal first period.
>sis going to pitts - Habs game tomorrow
>asked to bring her her Cindy jersey
>didn't think of taping >refpuck on the back until after I gave it to her
>fuuuug
>>64761232
>I would rather have a Ceci typ of defender instead of Karlsson that is clearly killing Ottawa
Im starting to see why Finland will never be relevant with that kind of mindset
>>64761407
>pro scout memes
>>64760719
I 'm sending her some greece energy and meme energy
\o/
T R A D E
R
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D
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>Hawks trade Kane and Toes to the Kings for Vinny and Schenn; claim "Vinny and Schenn are ELITE"
Wow bros, steal of the century. Vinny and Schenn are ELITE.
>>64761447
Quit putting words in my mouth Sven.
Karlsson is leading his shit team to jack shit while padding his stats.
He's a bad team player who takes tons of changes for spotlight and he is going to cost you games in the Olympics.
>>64761464
No worse than sports talk radio.
Are you excited for Trump canada?
I'll be at the ducks game, cheers faggots I'm pregaming right now.
>>64761555
We both know you'll elect a woman too.
>>64760228
>literally mad
>at fucking memes
>>64760719
Rip in pieces sweet princess
>>64761591
if canada doesn't join us willingly we'll just build a wall up there too
>>64761657
>keeping americans and mexicans out of Canada
I fail to see the threat here bub.
>>64761683
>wanting more mudslimes
have fun exploding when you go to buy a bag of milk
>>64761591
>getting cucked out of a pipeline by Obongo
Top kek how can one nation be so beta
>>64761657
why don't you build a wall around actual problems first, like Chiraq?
I don't even see why you're building a wall when there's more people moving to Mexico than going to America.
You're building an ironcurtain for your selves.
>>64761657
or y'know this
>>64761708
have fun getting shot at your local theater
>>64761715
>says the guy being monitored by the nsa
I had heard of this place but never believed the stories
A land in the heart of /sp/ where they discuss everything but sports
For real though, where do you copypaste the team news from in the OPs? (pls no bully)
>>64761790
>he thinks his government doesn't spy on him
shiggy diggy
>>64761904
They're polite enough to ask first.
enjoying that refpuck, bombston?
>>64761527
seems legit
>>64761892
sandwichworld
>only one gun murder in national headlines
did obama take your guns away or something?
>>64761892
rotoworld I think
>>64761892
FUCK OF WERE FULL
>>64762075
>>64762060
Thanks faggots
>>64761954
Least PP chances in the league
but ok pal
>>64762083
I thought Canadians were supposed to be chill
>>64762112
>2112
checked for RUSH
>>64762132
bunch of fags tbqh
>>64761892
go back to cricket general you limey cunt
you only get the meme paradise with extensive hockey knowledge
>>64762112
canadians are colossal faggots
t. canada expert
Avs gonna win desu
>>64762184
go away muhammad
>>64762136
traitor
>>64762155
Don't need extensive hockey knowledge to know that Boston is a dirty team and their fans are scrub cunts.. Maybe you're angry because we used to own you?
>>64762225
the hip are a real canadian band, rush suck ass
>>64762251
damn even chavs know that bombston is shit
Is there a more irrelevant team than the Ottawa Senators?
>>64762286
islanders
>>64762286
Preds
>>64762286
Colorado Avalanche
I always forget about them because they're stuck in a stacked division and they're the complete opposite.
>>64762286
debbies
Foligno out after retaliation hit.
>and nothing of value is lost
>>64762364
>Avs gone from Last in their division to almost a play off position
Yeah you know jack shit.
Toews is overpayed
>>64762286
not really
>>64762311
>>64762351
>>64762364
>>64762365
>forgetting the canes
>>64762426
Water is wet
>>64762403
>>64762184
How did you manage to be an ice hockey and Avalanche fan in the UK? Does it make you asspained?
I love gamecentre because I get to witness what homers amerifat announcers are
The second last jets game, they were up 3 points and they didn't act like it was a done deal until 45 seconds were left in the 3rd
When I watched laffs and ducks, they were still talking about how the ducks were going to turn it around going into the third
Johansen already scored
>Columbus
>>64762467
I don't remember saying I was an Avs Fan
>>64762467
>ice hockey
@icitdev Red hot trade talks between #Stars and #Habs multi-player deal…trying to get names
Lel
>Johansen
>First shot
>First goal
gg Lumbus
>>64760794
why? I 'm not watching
every fucking time
incoming superstar johansen
So Preds officially won that trade now?
>>64762403
>"almost" meaning anything
call me when that becomes "is"
>>64762498
They have to make it seem like either team could win it to keep it interesting for the burgers
>>64762505
I just assumed since you said they're decent, and the rest of this thread seems to be about shit-talking every other team
>>64762511
Probrem?
>>64762562
>hiring Torts
>>64762549
the calls are amazing too
Lightning @ Oilers
>>64762540
>>64762549
>3-1
jackets are over for another 5 years
Fuck I hate playing the Avs, they always try to kill Josi
josi ded
>>64762650
back on the bench now
>>64762588
It's just hockey. Not "ice hockey"
>>64762726
It's ice hockey in bongistan to distinguish it from regular hockey
>>64762756
Hockey played on ice is regular hockey
>>64762726
>>64762756
Yeah we call it Ice Hockey in UK because some faggy sport stole "Hockey"
>>64762633
most definitely not. but everything is up in the air w them
>>64762756
Yes but it triggers us so at least use a trigger warning
>>64762756
But Ice hockey IS regular hockey. Field hockey is the strange one.
Teemu Selänne:
>If I were the NHL club's GM and I would draft em in first booking, there would be two whom I would choose. Patrik Laine and Jesse Puljujärvi, Selanne said Iltalehti. In North America, have been held and will be held even after the World Cup the US Austone Matthews, as the number one choice.
>Selanne is completely the opposite view. - Matthews and these other young people can not even compare Laine and Puljujärvi. These were two Finnish Championships in class of its own. Laine and Puljujärvi were a different planet than any other in the reserved players, Selanne said. Selanne did not make a distinction between Laine and Puljujärvi. - Strawberry and blueberry, a matter of taste which one is better.
rekt
JOHANSEN SCORES A GOAL ON FIRST SHOT WITH PREDS
http://www.nhl.com/ice/news.htm?id=796752&navid=nhl:topheads
Seeing as he's going to be the first overall pick we need to standardize Puljujarvi's meme name.
I propose: Jizzy Popinajarvi.
>>64762815
>I base my opinion on the future of a franchise on a 7 game meme tournament with biased refereeing
I WANT TO KILL MY SELF FUCKING RYAN JOHANSEN
WHY CANT WE EVEN BE MEDIOCRE
>>64762815
Matthews is still the number one prospect. You build down the middle to win in the NHL
>>64762877
>Canadians still butthurt that team Canada played like ass the entire competition.
>Virtanen makes excuses instead of being a professional and admitting that they didn't play as a team.
>>64762834
Fatass Johansen must have lost some weight.
Mainly those 100 pounds of Tortorella's yells weighing down his shoulders.
>>64762917
>WE
>>64762877
>I base my opinion on the future of a franchise on a murrican player who choked at a 7 game meme tournament with biased refereeing
>also canada dissing u20
>>64762921
>>64762944
Nah not talking about the Canada game desu
The chechens and Russians got fucked though
>>64762943
By we I mean Columbus in general
>Seattle
>Hawaii
>>64762967
>bolts
>Boston Bruins @NHLBruins 13m13 minutes ago
>Tonight’s win marks the B's 3,000th regular season win, only the 2nd NHL team to reach this milestone! #Since1924
IGINLA
>>64762959
I just assume that when the canadians talk about ref puck in the competition, they mean the eliminating game. There was refpuck in the competition, but that game wasn't one of them. Russia did get kind of shafted.
>>64762959
yeah abit but that game should ended with russia on a 5 min penalty for that official slashing. winland was way better overall. scorin 1:30 in ot is not a weak team merit.
>>64762993
Avs better win Stanley cup they are my second team
>>64762967
>Tampax
>>64762996
Well you're wrong to assume things friendo.
>>64762999
Team Finland had an incredible amount of powerplays in the entire tournament.
Rinne is just shit this year
>finnish goaltending
>>64763063
he really is, what the fuck happened?
nashville's finally getting to contending shape and now goaltending fails them?
>>64763050
and let in a bunch of goals in penalty kills. played well and home advanatge.
>>64763101
Well really it goes back to last season. His stats were right up there with Price's but then he got hurt and hasn't been the same since.
>>64762967
>New Jersey
>Devils
Thats a total lie.South jersey is Flyers and North jersey is Rangers and Islanders.Only hoboken and fuckin central jersey shitholes like the Devils.I've been to Jersey a lot and I've seen only a handful of devils fans outside of hoboken.
No one believes me when I say Avs will win...
JUST
>mfw FLyers are ELITE and no one can stop them
>mfw Flyers are going to the playoffs and no one will beat them
>mfw Flyers are the best team in the NHL
>>64763142
I want to kill my self
>>64763124
>knee
it may have permanent effects especially since he's not that young either
that could really kill the preds
>>64763011
> second team
>>64762809
Seriously, field hockey is just street hockey in the park using canes.
Which d-man should the Pens trade for?
Where's the video?
>>64763142
>Jones 0 0 0 -2
>Johansen 1 goal on 1 shot
>foligno cucked by the softest team in the league
>torts
pack it up boys
>>64763278
it wasn't broadcast anywhere
>>64763258
matt carkner
>>64762364
Other than D senpai, they're pretty stacked tho
Less now that Stazz and ROR are gone, I guess.
>tfw Stazz is the ultimate traitor
>>64763289
they literally just showed the video on tv but i missed it.
>>64763296
shitty AHLer
Brian Strait is the correct answer.
>watching perds feed
>literal ads for autism
kek
>>64763312
why didn't you rewind?
>>64763324
I had a chuckle m8.
>>64763333
I'm watching a stream on YT and can't :(
>>64763213
It also doesn't help that the goalie coach is some nobody so even if he's physically alright there's no telling if he's getting the right instruction
>>64763284
Please kill me
NO ONE not even the leafs know the pain that the jackets have gone through, fuck you and your shitty team, we purposely get rid of our best players just to get worse, I wish the jackets were good
>>64763374
The problem the jackets have is being located in Ohio. No one wants to live there.
t.anon who escaped from Ohio
>>64763396
I want to live in ohio
>>64763396
That explains why so many astronauts come from Ohio too.
>>64763412
Don't lie.
>>64763413
Ironic because I wanted to be an astronaut as a kid lel
>>64763396
>>64763413
Jackets to QC, you heard it here first folks.
>>64763374
>not even the leafs
nice fucking try, ohio
>>64763412
Still better than living in Pennsylvania
>>64763451
Still better than living in UK
;_;
>>64763374
>not even the leafs
lmfao desu senpai when you've gone 50 years without a cup ******while****** existing the entire time, come back then and only then
meanwhile, enjoy
>>64763441
>>64763441
>Torts is the new Bonhomme
>bites off Lebaume's nose
>>64763480
>at least having history
M8 we have never had a history
