Where were you when Korea stopped focusing on Starcraft and memes and produced the next four sextetes for Barça instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSKeElmaTXA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocO_wu1fRbA
>>64750882
Nos comen los chinos!
>>64750882
Wasn;t there also a Jap as well?
are they holding invisible dicks?
>barca youth
That was once in a life time thing. Current youth is all over europe. Bojan who had better stats than Missi is currently at Stoke, Delufeueueue is at Neverton, Bartra will never play for Barcelona again, not a single youth goalkeeper plays for someone relevant in europe, some negro Adama can't start for relegation side Aston Villa.
>>64751033
don't forget selling grimaldo and samper for peanuts and replacing them with >adriano and >robert
What's this? Barca taking youth players from all over the world? Boy I hope they don't get pissy the next time one of their own youth decides to leave for an English club.
>>64750900
>He is an Espanyol fan
Oh look, another child starlet that will amount to nothing, how new and unexpected event.
Those chinks will get rekt when they'll play someone who finished puberty
>inb4 Messi
He's strong as fuck because of HGH
>>64750929
they photoshopped out the dog leashes. they brought lunch to training.
>>64751054
Nah, those guys waited three years to play at Barcelona despite the sanction. Also their dads already have jobs, so they won't waste their lives playing schoolyard tier football in UK, don't worry
>>64751080
>you in charge of getting the point
>>64751092
I just explained to you that they rejected offers from embarrassing prehistoric football teams (eplel) during three years and just trained at home, waiting to be able to play for Barça again, memer-kun. Is the weather so humid over there that you feel dizzy due to remembering how it is inside your mom's vagina, Gary?
>>64751119
>take kids from their home countries at young age
>barely compensate their current clubs
>MUH MORE THAN A CLUB
>english clubs do the same to barcas academy
>MUH ETHICS
>GIB BACK MUH DNA
>>64751049
>selling samper
wtf are you talking about? kek
>>64751054
>le I have no clue what I'm talking about mohammed
>>64751155
Lol nobody cares about the players that you take.
>Take Piqué for three years and gave him back for five millions
>Take Cesc
>TAKE CESC
Just keep giving jobs to the parents of the players that are too useless to play here believing that the kids actually want to compete in your league. We can only keep the best for ourselves
>>64751178
>unironically completely ignoring the whole cesc saga and media campaign
>>64751194
The day I identify myself with spanish journalism and media I'll be as smart as you, Gary
>>64751178
>this is what Moors actually believe
>>64751210
he's actually right though. who is the best barcelona youth playing outside the club?
>>64751208
>i-it was just the media honest
>>64751220
Bellerin?
>>64751223
>That cute stuttering
Get a coat, Gary
>>64751225
and nothing of value was lost
>>64751237
Get an economy Guillem
>>64751220
Alcantara
>>64751267
>le meme 3 years in the bench youtube player
didn't leave as youth player
>>64751251
I'm working on a son that is unable play football properly so that an eplel team will give me a job for him, just concede me some time until summer so I can find a woman with shit tier genetics from UK
>>64751267
But I'm shitposting here right now. Also it is Alcántara
>>64751278
>the cucked state of catalunya
>taking other people's wimmenz
ayyy
>>64751293
>Implying that I am from Cataluña
You just have been unable to troll properly since the first post. Give up, you don't have the talent. This is coming from someone that fucked up Ultimagame forums when he was eight years old. Really, your game is weak. Stop
>implying asians will ever be good at football with their lack of spatial awareness
>Gooks
>Good at footy
KEK
>>64750882
I was in the bathtub eh and my dad said "hey buddy, that barcalona team have 2 real fast nippers on the team"
I spit my tim hortons coffee out all over my toronto maple leafs shower curtains
and I said to my dad "yeah, ok there eh"
>>64751241
Bellerin is good though
>>64755698
>hey buddy
>yeah, ok there eh
My friend's dad is canadian and speaks exactly like this
>>64755755
>continued
and my dad said to be "no joshin' you, there is"
and I said "ya fuckin right there buddy"
he said "eh, ya goof?"
and I said "don't fucking eh me guy, they don't have 2 nippers"
he said "they're on the kids team fuckin guy"
and I said "oh fuck off"
my dad came into the bathroom and slapped the door open and I said "what are you doing you fucking goof?!?"
and he said "it's my house"
and I said "fuck you!"
my dad started to swing up on me and I set down my tim hortons coffee and started brawling naked 1/2 way in the bathtub
I laid the goof out because he slipped on the wet floor
>>64751176
lucho's gonna sell samper, bro
>>64751070
>>64751070
>>64755822
>yfw you realize this post was made by an Indian
Football could do with some more good Korean players. Smart, unselfish, great technique and above all dat heart.
>>64756345
t.Alberto Barbossa
>>64750882
>yfw Korea Zerg rushes to a WC title
>barca
>MUH YOOF
Ter Stegen, Bravo, Pique, Suarez, Neymar, Alba, Alves, Mascherano, Rakitic, Turan, >Vermaelen, Mathieu, Vidal, Adriano are all bought.
>>64759188
Bravo Suarez Neymar and rakitic are the only starters out of that group.
4/11
>>64751281
No, it's Alcântara.
Soccer isn't even a sport, at least not originally. It was an activity. There was an article about it's origins by the top "football" writer in England awhile back (can't remember his name, Mohammed something). Anyways, it started strictly as a way to shed pent-up homosexual urges. Back then of course, homosexuality was taboo, and European men at the time (and now of course) all had strong homosexual desires, but couldn't even consider masturbation to quell these thoughts, as, due to societal pressures at the time, even thinking about men (this was natural to them) brought about all kinds of shame. Thus, soccer was born. I wish I could find the article, this fine Englishman does a much better job of explaining it.
North Korea nuke when?
>>64761699
This retard is so mad
>>64761762
No way, Jose
>>64761643
>piqué is not a starter
>mascherano is not a starter
>alba is not a starter
>alves is not a starter
should've discarded by looking at the flag
>>64761668
I'm talking about me, not about some loser playing in the Bundesliga
>>64761762
Soccer isn't even a sport, at least not originally. It was an activity. There was an article about it's origins by the top "football" writer in England awhile back (can't remember his name, Mohammed something). Anyways, it started strictly as a way to shed pent-up homosexual urges. Back then of course, homosexuality was taboo, and European men at the time (and now of course) all had strong homosexual desires, but couldn't even consider masturbation to quell these thoughts, as, due to societal pressures at the time, even thinking about men (this was natural to them) brought about all kinds of shame. Thus, soccer was born. I wish I could find the article, this fine Englishman does a much better job of explaining it.
>>64762411
Get better bait
>>64751070
wew
>>64750882
i swear i see kids with more talent everyday
>>64750882
Korea is the memest soccer country
>>64765102
fuck off Incan-Canadian
>>64751070
underrated post
doesn't look that good desu. those gooks should stick to archery and speed skating
>>64751070
based nippon
>>64761910
pique began at barca though
>>64750929
Kek