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Brisbane Heat vs Adelaide Strikers
>daniel isn't the OP
sage and forget this terrible thread, we need to mourn our lost friend
Get a fucking job threadcounter
>>64749881
Don't expect threadcunt to do anything right. He's a fuckwit.
>>64749898
>>64749898
>>64749898
real new thread
>>64749897
>enlightened
rc post your poodiction quick
I like this thread. Trip drama is lame tbqh
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64749918
I agree
>>64749916
Already tipped the Strikers in the previous thread.
>>64749916
>the losing team in a "close" one
>other thread BTFO
kek
>>64749932
when are you singing
>>64749932
in a close one lad?
daniel's memory on suicide watch
>>64749907
MODS = GODS
WELL /cric/ WHAT WOULD IT BE?
>>64749907
how much do they make per thread deleted?
OI
>>64749958
shit OC
the wicket of truth lads
When does Gayle play next?
>>64749965
i didn't make that... i just found it while searching to see if someone made an image about bonnie bernstein's famous line during a sideline report "two dicks... wow!"
this came up too
>LE FUG LE FREDGUND XDXD
>>64749996
>LE SHITPOST XD
last 3 digits is how many memes we'll see tonight
loving all the freshies ITT
>>64750001
>LE FUGG LE FUGG XDXD
>>64750008
nice high number there family
>>64750009
Fuck off freshcunt
who /socceroo/ here?
>>64750021
spotted the freshie
>>64750022
Greek or Italian?
Seeing as the other one got deleted, if double digits this is now a Daniel memorial thread
>>64750025
Check out this freshcunt
kohli will score the first ODI 300 on this tour tbqh
>>64750041
>>64750025
>>64750021
>>64750009
Only newcunts call others freshcunts
Fish and chips lads
>>64750041
freshie detected
>>64750019
you don't want to overmeme it m8
A lot of oldcunts in this thread
This is my first /cric/ thread
>>64750032
whatch00 think?
also lol @ melbourne victory starting to totally rip off arsenal's crest but kind of stopping halfway thrugh
>>64750054
Found the freshcunt
>>64750052
>newcunt
2015 WC tourist freshcunt identified
>>64750053
>LE VISH AND JIBBS XDXD
Just got an email from NZcricket
cricket
>>64750061
look and laugh at this freshie
>>64750064
>>64750052
Only newfags call others newcunts
bullshit decision, but carn Strokers.
bad decision lmao
>>64750073
Get a load of this unaboriginal cunt
>>64750070
>LE FUG LE IRONIG ZHIDBOAZDIG XDXD
>>64750085
How's that autism going lad?
>>64750079
Based WalkBro
>>64750092
>LE U R LE ORDIZDIG XDXD
>>64750092
>falling back on the >you are autistic crutch
lmaoing at the freshie
>>64750069
Get a load of this freshcunt
please discuss the game lads
Great thread lads
>>64750099
>>64750102
>>64750104
top freshies
>>64750079
watch out for minivans and stationwagons m8
>not one mention of the wicket
Freshest thread i've ever seen
>he just creamed it
Disgusting
who toking some freshies here lads
>>64750102
>>64750104
>>64750107
Freshcunts ruining /cric/ tbqh
just got trolled lads
>>64750118
You must be toking yourself, freshcunt
Collapse incoming.
>>64750119
>ruining /cric/
good one freshcunt
>>64750125
failed poodiction incoming
>>64750123
Who by, lad?
nice colour scheme game to be honest
>>64749876
Who is this semen demon?
>>64750133
Thought i saw a cat but my brain trolled me
/cric/ is literally /brit/ desu lad mates
>>64750149
Should troll him back and kill the cunt with drugs and alcohol m8
the project is vile toxic shit. bring back the panel
>>64750153
that is profound
why you you cunts hate freshcunts?
do you really want the same 3 cunts every night rehashing the same old shit shtick
>>64750127
>LE FUGG LE GRIG
Please teach me how to be so fresh
>>64750164
I envy freshies because being a fresh cunt in all aspects of life is a beautiful and naive journey. Its gone now
Do yourselfs a favour m8's, download MIDE-295
Wow, Ian Chappell is going all out trying to keep darkie down. Wonder who's been cutting his lunch?
>>64750180
Saved to my krazykrejza folder lads
>>64750180
He's insecure and mentality young. He thinks its cool and will result in girls. He has a complex where he doesn't learn from his experiences which may be brain related. Hence why he repeats the same action over and over
>>64750151
>LE DID A POO LADS XDDDDDDD BECAUSE ITS /BRID/ XDD
>>64750180
what exactly does this have to do with the strikers or the heat
>>64750180
Did the loud car noise disturb you while you were doing a poo in the restaurant?
>>64750197
i get the sense that this fellow was trying to strike some heat into the local female population
>>64750186
statscunt
>>64750203
Hi A. M. Spouter
>>64750206
Saved to my krazykrejza folder lads
Once again, the left-wing Guardian is promoting homosexuality
http://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/jan/08/mens-recommended-maximum-weekly-alcohol-units-cut-14
Its fucking hot lads
>>64750206
I'm not AMS despite all the freshies calling me that for the last 6 months.
>>64750219
alcohol should be banned altogether family
>>64750225
t.Amla
Tell me a story about Daniel
>>64750225
t. SBW
>letting ratshit play T20 for you
>paying him for it
>"batsmen" not just smacking him everywhere
lel
>>64750180
Was probably on Chapel St.
>>64750219
I'm an alcoholic but these guidelines will really help me overcome it
14 instead of 21 units a week, I feel silly for drinking so much now, I never knew
>>64750234
The lingering aroma of stale rubbish is a potent reminder to Celia of the day she and her teenage boys, Oliver and Daniel, swooped into their earthquake-ravaged apartment to collect as many valuables as they could carry after the Christchurch earthquake on February 22. The stale smell still taints the family car; a less than pretty aromatic reminder of a bag of rubbish they also took out with them.
Within minutes, the earthquake had destroyed not only their home but also their restaurant, and the NZQA-registered food and wine school which began in 1995.
Five minutes' walk away, the historic stone building, Cranmer Court, built at the same time as Christchurch Cathedral in which she and her two teenagers and younger daughter lived, was destroyed. In a matter of minutes her income was cut off, her children's schools closed, her elderly mother's rest home ruined and, along with thousands of other Cantabrians, She had no idea of what the future held.
Ten months later, she is living in a rented apartment in Auckland with the 12 banana boxes of possessions she and her sons rescued from their home.
>>64750234
he watched ivana get fucked by hugh and ajay at the same time while listening to Durham lose on the radio
>>64750234
Once he made a five post long ""farewell"" to a bunch of people who only ever made fun of him online
Thank God pseudotripping died for good.
Based Daniel doing the right thing.
>>64750247
1 pint = 2 units. If you're drinking no more than 11 beers a week, you are in no way an alco.
>>64750185
He was just asking people for their hottest 100 picks
>>64750249
still funny
>"It's not fine. It is belittling bullshit, and women have had to put up with it for way too long. But in 2016, it is time for all of us, including you, to do our bit to stop it. Talk to your wife or daughter on it. Ask them. They get it... Those who defend him, are enabling both him, and that culture to go on. Be better than that, bloke." - Peter FitzSimons
Peter "my last name is one word with two capital letters" FitzSimons on the Chris Gayle incident.
>>64750249
The best part is knowing that my part of town was absolutely fine and I got a comfy 2 weeks off school (which I spent wanking). FUCK you Daniel, that's what you get for being a syrup cunt living in the centre city.
>>64750281
IT'S 2016 PEOPLE COME ON
>>64750219
kys saxon
requesting now watch me maymay pepe
>>64750270
I was making a joke about the pointlessness of the change
I drink like 60-90 units in wine a week tbqh
>I know absolutely nothing about cricket. I loved it when I was a kid, to near autistic levels, but from the years of 2006 through to 2014 I did not watch a single game. I decided last year that I should start watching cricket again because my life had become too music-centric, in that everything about my personality had something to do with music. It was originally supposed to be just a side thing, that I just started following it again like normies do with most sports, but after the doxxing I got sucked in. My entire life became cricket because I was lonely and needed conversation and that was all I could get. The Durham meme? The “Daniel knows everything about cricket” shit? Absolute tosh. Even in my exile from the game, I played Cricket Captain for a bit, and Durham was my team, but nothing more than that. I am a true filthy fucking casual, and that’s totally okay. Because having more cricket knowledge is not something you should be proud of. I’m not really proud of the mass of knowledge I’ve gained this year whilst pretending to not be a casual.
what did he mean by this?
>>64750306
Yeah, humour was a bit too dry for me
>>64750304
>>64750319
SAVAGE
>>64750313
It means that his Dad forced him to play as a kid and then he had an edgy "sports is for fascists!!" stage as a a teen, only to be lured backed by shitposting.
>>64750321
Lmao look at this fuckin monkey
>>64750281
Nobody is really defending him
It's the ridiculous amount of punishment he's received that is the problem
>banned from bbl
Australians why is your country becoming America 2.0?
>>64750321
LOL
>>64750321
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/filename/1438827610523/page/2/
>>64750293
Based muscular AMS
Melbin BTFO
>>64750335
>becoming
>>64750335
most people agreed that it was overblown
talked to my dad about it and he said it was the TOP story on our fucking news
>>64750328
and now he's "literally" not going to give a fuck about it again while he wage slaves 8 hours a day designing cup holders for Holden.
>>64750341
I actually know a /hoc/ poster irl who hates finland
Fuck
>>64750281
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>In a way this place has helped me a lot, because in times of serious darkness I could still find companionship and happiness here, but in many others it is toxic. I’ve almost completely become desensitised to personal attacks. There have been some (You)s that I have received that could honestly drive a man to suicide. Really horrific, personal, disgusting attacks from disgusting, bitter people that somehow I just shrugged off as “banter”. A softer man would have killed himself, and I am not exaggerating. The fact that I can honestly read some of these posts about me and my life without feeling anything is incredibly dangerous.
HAHAHAHA WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN
>>64750313
Tbf I stopped watching international cricket from 2008-early 2015
WI cricket was boring, didn't have fast net until 2013 and t20 on TV sufficed until I decided to watch Ingurland v WI last year and got hype. Too bad that hype was in vain because WI is kill again and I might stop caring about then again in about a year or two if this bullshit persists.
>>64750359
He went to Christs College, he'll end up in jail for CP or a millionaire
>>64750364
>yfw he took the "daniel should have died in the earthquake" poster seriously
>>64750359
Does Daniel work for Holden?
>>64750344
not AMS la, just a muscular and superior Burnside resident
Once again some excellent cricket related discussion going on ITT
What a shithole
>>64750364
Someone buy this man a fish tank.
>>64750344
Original AMS is from there I think.
I believe you're thinking of GES
>>64750321
mean desu
>>64750381
Of course not, Holden is kill much like RC's narrative
is it just me or is this thread shittier than usual
top quality Boycott impression
>>64750406
days of our lives: tripfag edition
So why did people make fun of Daniel?
Was he shit posting too much?
Or was it typical chan culture to shit on doxxed people?
How'd he even get doxxed in the first place?
I'm getting pretty bored of MemeSlog tbqh. I think I'll only watch the Strikers games from now on.
>>64750409
>beta that blogged about his life
>literally the only one whose life we know about so we mock him to feel good about ourselves
>yes, freshie
>guy he knew from HS spotted him and gave clues to reveal his identity, we cracked the code and found him
>>64750418
poofter
>>64750418
>we
>I am resigning from posting on /cric/.
This flirting is disgusting.
#impeachflemo
>>64750409
>So why did people make fun of Daniel?
He was an autistic beta who would constantly bitch about his ""life"" on /cric/ and how he had no gf
>Was he shit posting too much?
Yes, and he clearly didn't know shit about cricket. Most of the recent mockery was over his "opinions" about Poo Peeland's """"fast"""" bowling
>Or was it typical chan culture to shit on doxxed people?
There's been other people who have been doxxed and only ever get mentioned in the faces of /cric/
>How'd he even get doxxed in the first place?
Memespouter went to high school with him
War of the Worlds is better than this shit
>>64750409
tbqh I never said anything to him really but he did whine and go on about his life so much, literally asked for it
when will he lose his virginity
>this music discussion
Absolutely plebeian
this type of crickets is actually entertaining
>>64750431
>memespouter and Daniel probably licked syrup off each others penises according to Christs College tradition
>>64750418
>blog about his life
Yeah I saw that too many times which was p faggy sempai
I don't see why he had any reason to stop posting though, not like it changes anything, and I'm sure he's lurking.
If he's really depressed then well that sucks. Hope he gets through it tbqhwyf.
What should I say to Daniel if I see him at the game, lads?
>It’s been nearly two years since I first came to this part of 4chan, during Brendon McCullum’s 302 against India, and almost one year to the day that the infamous Autistic Memespouter first noted my presence here. It’s been a ridiculous year, since that day, starting with people not having a clue who I was and shaping me up to be the next goose, before the dox, and everything shifting towards my personal life. It’s weird, up until the dox, most of my friends, including Ivana and Hugh, knew about it, because it was totally hilarious, but as soon as it became about them I stopped telling them. Still surprised no one ever found out. Maybe in a few years I’ll pull this back out and laugh.
>>64750451
Buy him a drink and talk to him
Or just ignore him
>>64750451
fuck him up
>>64750451
he should have died in the earthquake
Has anyone actually seen Daniel?
lel channel 10 pulled Mel from the boundary for the renegades game on saturday
better keep her safe from that big scary black man who knows what he could do
>>64750451
Throw piss all over him, just like based Matt would
Well, you useless fucks have been banging on about Daniel for 24 hours now. I think his leaving was as beneficial to him as it was painful for you.
>To anyone else from here who wants to keep in contact, you know how to reach me. I will not dox you, no matter who you are. I have the identities of four /cric/ posters who have not been doxxed and they have been completely safe, because I’m not a cunt. Even statscunt and krazykrezja, as much as their revealing would be glorious. I’ll be at most of the Auckland games this year, and am always keen for a pint down at /The Fox/ and a bit of banter.
>>64750467
How tall was he?
>>64750468
That's pretty racist tbphwy, ch10 should know better. It's 2016, I mean seriously, come on.
>>64750478
this desu its fucking disturbing and boring im going to /r/cricket
>>64750478
t. cuckiel
>>64750500
He's gone man. Get over it ffs.
this happens every Heat game faggots because literally nobody cares
I live in brisbane and I don't care
the M3 was clogged as fuck this arvo though
>>64750506
you're not fooling anybody cuckiel
>>64750512
literally no one gives a fuck shut up
>called Heat
>green jersey
fuck Australia tßh
>>64750485
7'5" 200kg Samoan
>all these freshies trying to meme over a pseudo trip, while actually replying to the truly mentally ill trip
Hurry up and get those Triple J Hottest 100 lists in, lads
>>64750534
nothing but chvrches
Reality Cuck has not sung yet. Proxy must not be working.
>>64750534
Can't wait to see how much ozhop the tradies get in there!
1. Burger Fuel
2. Hell Pizza
3. Burger Wisconsin
4. Carls Jr.
5. Wendy's
6. KFC
7. Subway
8. Pita Pit
9. Burger King
10. Dominoes
11. Mcdonalds
12. Pizza Hutt
Real talk, now that I'm thinking about it I genuinely feel really bad about the way we treated Daniel.
He poured his heart out to us because he needed some support and we just used our wall of anonymity to make fun of him and shit all over his life. Even when he was depressed (and yes, I do believe he seriously needed help), we were just telling him to off himself or Ajayposting.
Dan, if you're reading this, I am genuinely sorry and I hope you get better. If I see you around I'll buy you a drink and try make it up to you.
Love,
statsman.
based junior
>>64750534
major lazer wins lol
>>64750547
t. trannyiel
>>64750544
fairly sound list actually
Reminder that peeality cuck poodicted a collapse in this innings
>>64750547
Check your reddit inbox
the bunnings warehouse replay!
>>64750547
This kind of cringe-worthy flirting is unacceptable in this professional situation
>Kicking a moth
BAN THE CUNT
#mothlivesmatter
>>64750586
no moths should be subjected to this treatment in their work place
any of you autists got any plans for tonight
>>64750547
>we just used our wall of anonymity to make fun of him and shit all over his life
Speak for yourself dickhead.
>>64750596
not leaving room because house mates have people round
>>64750608
threadcunt pls
>>64750596
Gonna defrag my computer, might organise my Winamp library too.
>Head
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
Has that nipple-tweaking Aussie soccer paedo been arrested yet?
>>64750620
nah it was his daughter so that makes it ok in the media's eyes as he is not black
>>64750620
He's booking tickets to indonesia as we speak, as all pedos do.
>>64750586
I agree
>>64750596
lol no, might unironically watch the agdq Banjo-Kazooie run in an hour
>>64750619
>Don't blush baby sign in the background
Gotta ban that insensitive nonsense.
>>64750608
>calling your mum and dad your housemates
>>64750624
Pulling the old RC run from your heinous crimes trick ay? Typical degenerate Australians.
>>64750638
>degenerate
Based light up wickets saving the day.
Need to bring them in for tests desu
>>64750596
cones
DUDE etc
>>64750651
trip and proxy on you degenerate scum
Based RATM playing
>>64750608
piss bottle ready
>>64750596
keen for a pint and a bit of banter desu
>>64750665
bom bom bom BOM BOM BOM
>>64750540
No. Someone mentioned a funeral song in the other thread, so I thought now would be the time to get off my ass and finish making my song that I promised you guys last year.
>>64750668
knit your socks threadcunter
Daniel has a more active social life than me
I'm a freshcunt, did this memespouter ever get caught?
>what if Daniel feigned leaving to allow him to expand and solidify his statsautist, AMS and other kiwi alter egos?
faaa-
>>64750694
Don't say freshcunt. It's stupid unless you are actually a teenager.
No one gives a fuck about AMS. If he stopped posting, no one would notice.
>>64750719
>this is somehow considered a bad thing
who /misc/ here?
the heat is on
the heat is oh-hon
its on the street
>>64750740
>LE BRAH XD
>LE GAINZ XD
>LE BERTSTARE XD XD
kys
>>64750753
negged
>>64750596
No. Might smoke some weed and play battlefield 4 when the cricket is over. Got no plans til sunday night.
Fuck buddy one is in europe
Fuck buddy two is in NSW
Fuck buddy three hasnt talked to me for ages
Who alt.* here?
>>64750758
>calling your brothers fuck buddies
No one's mentioned Daniel for several posts. fuck I'd better say something. RIP in peace Daniel.
Never seen a congregation of more people with sever mental illness in my life
All of you collectively kill yourselves
>>64750767
t. cuckiel
>>64750758
>LOOK HOW ALOOF AND ALPHA I AM XD
>>64750769
t. threadcunt
>>64750773
>stage one: denial
He's gone mate.
Berisha!
Huge
>Melbourne Renegades chief executive Stuart Coventry’s position is also under scrutiny after he described the timing of the woman’s allegations as “opportunistic”.
>Coventry’s employer, Cricket Victoria, indicated they would confront him about the comments.
>“Cricket Victoria are committed to demonstrating that our sport respects girls and women and were working incredibly hard to ensure that is the case,” said Cricket Victoria boss Tony Dodemaide.
I know the UK is supposed to be SJW ultimate but I like to think we also have a common sense-o-meter in situations like this
>>64750773
how often do teams get bowled out in T20?
>>64750779
no one misses you cuckiel
>>64750782
Sometimes you need to burn a few niggers to market your product to women.
saxon on king of /cric/ watch
/cric/ has to be one of the worst things about 4chan
99% of this thread has no relation to cricket. Why even come here? Go make an aussie general on r9k if you want to feel like you're part of a little clubhouse
>>64750804
t. LSCM
>>64750782
>“Cricket Victoria
kek
KEK
>>64750804
>Why even come here?
Exactly. Why do you keep coming here if you hate it so much?
>>64750804
why is the MCG filled for T20 but empty for non-ashes tests?
Just woke up lads.
>>64750814
Because "test" "cricket" is dead
