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i guess 2 posts early is too early
heres some news
>panthlels will win the cup
>Vinny and Schenn are elite
>rags
>snes
>laffs
>dablose
>>64749330
it was a banned op image
>>64749346
Are they mad at dog?
First for pubsubs?
Aw, come on muthafucka. You ain't respectin' yo' fellow /hoc/ niggaz? Here is the street-approved thread:
>>64732982
>>64732982
>>64732982
Nth for tanknation
You fiends need to step up your meme game, shaking my head
>>64749422
KIWI
I
W
I
why do hockey threads have dank memes but football threads don't?
t. sad football fan
>>64749436
because for some reason people actually take jogging field seriously...too seriously.
My guess is its the countries that aren't really good at other sports.
>>64749436
>football
The CTE or drama kind?
Rangers are winning the cup this year to be honest
>FAT AUTIST /SP/ MOD
>MAD AT DOG
Pick two
Petr is so fucking legit. I can't believe we got him at 141.
>>64749464
"No"
>>64749464
>rags
>>64749489
Yes
They're going to make it and then be mediocre for another 10 years because no first round picks
1.Pittsburgh
2.Rangers
3.Washington
4.Tampa bay
5.Carolina
6.Boston
7. Toronto
8. Buffalo
1.Detroit
2.Nashville
3.Chicago
4.Vancouver
5.Calgary
6.Sanjose
7.Anahiem
8.Kings
Thoughts?
>>64749545
Binland with the memes. Is your coffee pot on?
>>64749390
Is that now our meme? Pub subs?
>chicken tender master race
jordan sweaterle
>>64749562
>our
>>64749436
Which type? Both here. Issues of being Scottish and move to America as kid.
>>64749545
HAHA DETROIT IS NOT IN THE WEST ANYMORE YOU FUCKING IDIOT
POINT THIS IDIOT AND LAUGH EVERYONE
*points and laughs
>>64749570
Ahh a bandwagon insinuation. Welcome to my pain.
>>64749593
>>64749545
>Boston and Toronto
>no Panthers
>>64749606
That wasn't the insinuation. Why so paranoid about people calling you a bandwagoner?
>>64749545
Detroit had to leave the West because they're actually just a meme team now and the Western conference started kicking their ass too hard.
Now they can be mediocre and still make the playoffs in the East. A cheap way to still appear "good" without actually having to be good.
>>64749622
Whenever one of our teams do well I go straight into defense mode. What was the insinuation then anonsan?
>I'm fragile
>>64749631
There was no insinuation. Simply a meme
>Vinny on pace for finishing this season with 43 points
Stay mad ;)
>>64749479
Got the second star of the night. Well deserved, he was great today.
>>64749562
I never had the tendie sub, im gonna try one soon
>>64749661
ELITE
You know what /hoc/ I'm going to share something personal about myself with you all. I've been in this community for some time and I really enjoy the epic binland memes and how we all hate Canadians. This is my way of giving back to the community that has given me so many laughs and epic memes over the years.
I have the secret to happiness that basically no one else has discovered yet. I consider myself an average person (well outside of being a /sp/artan) that has accomplished as much in life as the average person has at my age.
So why is it that I'm constantly happy when I'm swimming in mediocrity? It's because I am able to tell myself one simple truth that will never be proven false. Each morning I am able to rise and provide this small fact of life that brings a smile to my face.
"I have won as many Stanley Cups in my life as Joe Thornton."
It's as simple as that, I am as much of a failure at life as Joe Thornton is a failure of a hockey player for both the Bruins and the Sharks.
So while Joe Thornton may be cashing in on his big contract and giving them apples to Patrick Marleau (both now and in the retirement community they will both be living in about 5 years from now), I've gotten as close to accomplishing the ultimate goal of an NHL player that he has.
>Joe Thornton's NHL stats
1323 games, 365 goals, 921 assists, 1286 points
>My NHL stats
0 games, 0 goals, 0 assists, 0 points
Here's to you Jumbo Joe, because you have tried and failed as something for 19 years that I never had to try to fail. Yet here I am on /sp/ posting knowing that my name will never be on the Stanley Cup....but then again, neither will yours.
>>64749661
>vinny securing his spot in the HHOF
thank you kings
>Vinny already an impact player
Get fugggggggged on NHL
>>64749709
Will Jumbo get into the HoF?
tfw panthers win the cup
>Vinny with assist and actually won some draws
He's elite again
>that time Montreal almost traded half their team for Vinny
Should have done it desu. Clearly would have paid off.
>>64749737
why is Jagr so based?
Does anyone have as much fun playing as he does?
Why is Roman Polak in the NHL? His behavior the last 2 nights has been outrageous and despicable
>Vinny helps break a scoreless game
>Schenn saves a potential tie shot
Hextall is going to cry when they're skating around with the cup this year
>>64749784
>trading with Lombardi
>thinking you won a trade when trading with Lombardi
To be fair the Flyers had no use for those guys and they probably wouldn't play as well in the Shitty philly system though
Where are all of the Lombardi doubters and Kings haters from yesterday? Hahahahaha! Get fucked, rest of the NHL :)
>>64749822
What country is that even supposed to be?
>>64749830
It says Armenia but I don't even know that the fuck that is. Is it like a small African country or something? How do you have internet there?
>>64749822
>he got 1 assist on a new team
ELITE
STAN LEE CUP GUARANTEED
LOMBARDI = GENIUS
>>64749830
Armenia
>>64749836
I was in Seattle a few months ago and my internet at home in Armenia is better than the Internet in US. They throttle your internet or something.
>>64749841
>filthy fan mad he did in one game what he did in 7 with a shit flyers team
Filthy exposed
>>64749841
>not getting points playing with a rookie and Nolan in only 9 minutes
>>64749857
>implying everyone who criticizes a questionable trade is a Philly fan
lol @ this Kong damage control.
>HE GOT AN ASSIST THOUGH!
>>64749841
>unironically being this mad
What's it like being a stinky smelly philthy cheesesteak?
>>64749836
Armenia is beside Turkey.
>>64749872
>this butt blasted his team kills talent
>>64749873
>>64749906
>this lame meme
man, brown people sure are stupid. Lower IQ confirmed.
>>64749924
No need for racism 2bh
>Columbus got Jones
God damn it. Will the Oilers ever be good again? Will we get anything in return for our excess of forwards or will we just let them all ride out their contracts?
>>64749924
I'm willing to bet I am whiter than you, mutt.
>that guy in the last thread who mispronounced publix
have you never heard of a pub? it sounds absolutely nothing like "pube" you miserable heathens
>>64749606
noice
>>64749936
Its gonna be even funnier if you trade Eberle and hamstring your offense
>>64749947
>Armenian
>Not White
Pick both
>How to tell the eurotrash woke up
>>64750086
>tfw this faggot filtered me
top fucking lel m8
>>64750094
I filtered that smelly brown poverty stricken armenian actually but it filters anyone who actually gives him an attention which means you're a fucking troglodyte.
>there are people who unironically are believing in the panthers meme aka this years version of last years flames
>>64749960
I want to trade Nuge and Yakupov as a package for a good D.
>>64749623
>western conference
>good
Your conference's "best team in hockey" was beat by the >laffs
>>64750134
Probably the best option desu. Trading Eberle is a disaster because of how much he drives your offense. RNH is good enough to get pieces back without crippling you. Dunno who you'd trade with, though. Nashville was my first thought but that ship just left.
>>64750128
>swede in a state of disarray in the face of finnish superiority
what else is new?
>>64750140
MN might be looking at RNH now that they can't get a #1 center since johansen is gone.
RNH isn't a #1 center but he's still decent and MN has quite a few D that we could give up for a center
>>64750200
>johansen
>1st line center
pick one hombre
Lombardi to Hextall
>>64750136
and the Avs went into a "good" Montreal team and beat them 6-1 in Montreal
almost like you can't judge off of one game or something.
Teams that the Panthers have won against during their streak:
Islanders
Devils
Hurricanes
Canucks
Senators
Blue Jackets
Canadiens
Rangers
Wild
Sabres
Senators
Out of these teams there are teams in a playoff spot:
Islanders
Canucks
Canadiens
Rangers
Canadiens and Rangers have both been really shaky. Canucks is playoff team with the lowest number of points in the league (41), as many points as the Flyers. Islanders are not too bad, but they are 4-6-0 their last 10 games.
Wild and Devils are both in wild card spots at 50 and 45 points respectively. They have been somewhat like the Islanders. Not that bad, winning against them is not too big of a deal though.
Don't get me wrong, an 11 game winning streak is always good in a league like NHL. But the question remains how they will do against teams that are actually good. They have a couple more poo games before that happens though.
>>64750117
You watch dunkey too?
despite all my >rags I am still just a clip art pig
>>64750213
>hextall rids of a player who was rotting in the press box with a shit contract and a mediocre 3rd pairing defenceman
oh no, completely ruined the flyers franchise for years ahead
Face it, Lecavalier is literally Dany Heatley tier
>>64750136
> the city of Canada everyone
>>64750258
Who the fuck is Dunkey
>>64750271
You can't ruin something that has been shit for years
ntbroa (not to be rude or anything) but the leafs fan base are the most annoying in the NHL.
>>64750289
Itrl (in the real life) yes. On /hoc/ no.
>>64750342
>fatisota
>fatiapolis
Lol not surprising fatsel is from there
>the city of los armenians
>>64750320
>this displeases Jabba
FUCK
CA
NA
DA
100 for the 5th line
Daily Reminder that Leo Komarov is apprently a NHL allstar and also the lead scorer for the
>laffs
>>64750215
I indeed fear some sort of regression soon when the more stable playoff-teams come against the Panthlels.
You know look at this fucking monkey
>>64750537
>know
I really should go to sleep now
>>64750516
It's going to be interesting to see how they do against Chicago and Washington in a couple of games. Would be pretty meme if they beat both of them.
>>64750117
Poverty stricken? Hah. I have more money than 90 percent of America. Have you seen how your country lives? Paycheck to paycheck and never have time to live. Get off your imaginary high horse, buddy.
>>64750271
Vinny is on pace to have a 43 point season, friend. Truly I diamond in the rough. Schenn was exactly the guy we needed to step in for Greene.
Philthy got fleeced. Weal is shit
>>64750568
Yeah remember when Patrick Kane was on pace for 200+ points 8 games into the season? Surely he'll reach that mark right?
>>64750559
The good thing from this win-streak is the point cushion they are getting so they won't have to win every single game now like they had to last season in order to keep the run to a wildcard spot close. Aslong as they maintain their usual play, they should get (reasonably) comfortably into the playoffs. All bets are off in the best of 7-series. Last night's game was the worst really and Lu bailed them. They even admitted it in post game-interviews. They have some good rest now before the Oilels game.
>>64750601
Finland, I like you. I like anyone that removes syrup slurpers. But you're really missing the joke.
>>64750613
Yeah, they have a pretty decent chance at making the playoffs. And about last night's game, should probably not write too much into it. It was just one game after all.
I do hope that they start losing soon though tbqh, since Detroit haven't been so stable this season.
I hope Mike Richards wins another Stanley Cup in LA just to shove it in the face of that smug faggot Dean Lombardi
>>64750648
for the Caps, that is, on LA ice
Goodnight /hoc/
>>64750648
>mad at based Lombardi
Why?...oh yea
>1993
>>64750661
night munkey
>>64750634
It's early and I'm sick as fuck, taking all the b8 rn
>>64750662
it's more for this article, really, it really pissed me off
http://www.latimes.com/sports/kings/la-sp-sn-kings-settlement-mike-richards-termination-20151009-story.html
Of course the goddamn Armenian is a Kings fan
>>64750662
>100 years
>0 genocides
>>64750682
if by "armenian" you mean sean then yeah
>>64750682
How does that article make you mad? Lombardi gave Richards so many chances
>>64750682
>>64750750
>salty canadians mad at American hockey talent
lol, the city of didnt even place in the wjc
Is there a more irrelevant team than the Ottawa Senators?
Does the 2017 draft have any meme players yet
>>64751040
>greatest first overall pick since Pulju
>/hoc/ was a mistake
>>64750971
Reporting in
Or have the Jackets entered "relevant because everyone talks about how irrelevant they are" territory, like the Jacksonville Jaguars?
>>64751104
More like relevant because of how bad the team/GM/coach is
>>64751104
>fall into a coma
>wake up
>look around
>everything is teal and black
>nurse comes in
>there's a giant J on her uniform
>ask why everything looks the way it does
>she tells me I'm in a Jaguar Hospital
>ask how they own a hospital
>she tells me the Jaguars became a global entity, surpassing Google, Apple and Disney as the biggest corporation in the world
>ask how that's possible when they suck
>she tells me the Jags have won 25 straight Jag Bowls
>ask what a Jag Bowl is
>she tells me its what replaced the Super Bowl after the Jags won 12 straight of those
>ask how the other franchises in the NFL could lose to the Jags for 37 straight seasons
>she tells me the Jag Bowl is a game between the current Jaguars roster against cloned all-time NFL great teams and players
>she tells me that the Jags recently beat the 1985 Bear-Niners (a hybrid of both teams that year), by a score of 68-0
>ask her who the Jags quarterback is
>she simply refers to him as The Chosen One
>ask what makes him so special
>she tells me The Chosen One threw a hail mary pass so perfect that it could be seen from every galaxy in the universe; helping establish world peace
>ask if we made first contact
>she tells me The Chosen One made first contact with alien lifeforms and made the Jaguars a intergalactic entity, complete with starships, bases, and facilities in every sector known to man
>ask for proof
>she opens the curtain and I see Earth in the distance; starships maneuver around us
>ask if The Chosen One is even human
>she tells me The Chosen One is actually 56 years old and hasn't missed a start since shortly after I went into a coma
>ask how this is possible
>she tells me he is cybernetically enhanced to physical perfection and hasn't thrown in an interception in over 20 years
>ask about The Chosen One's real name
>she tells me he used to be called Blake Bortles
>mfw
>>64749709
Super top Kek
>>64750971
Who are the canes
(although i like the canes cause Faulk is a beast)
>>64750971
No, and their shit fans actually think they're relevant. Worse than rags fans 2bh
HERE WE ARE NOW, ENTERTAIN US!
>>64751195
:DDDDD
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=oJI8bQ0_rLs
Is incest a big thing in Finland?
You guys look worse than the Brits tßh.
>>64751579
happens on accident
>>64751554
Why does he look like he has down syndrome? He's lucky he's an unreal hockey player because he looks fucking retarded.
Who are the Wongs gonna trade for stamkos
>>64752199
he has finn syndrome.
>All these Finns on the Panthers bandwagon.
Who can stop Florida now with all this meme on their side?
>>64751554
Is that Kaj Kunnas as a dwarf? He's really based
>>64749330
>Vinny and Schenn are elite
Schenn is elite, but not the Schenn YOU'RE referring to.
>tfw 5 points in the last 2 games
>>64752318
>any schenn
>elite
U wot m8?
>Kongs
>>64752445
couldn't handle da bantz
>>64752265
>All these Finns on the Panthers bandwagon.
>Who can stop Florida now with all this meme on their side?
I'm not sure are they proper bandwagoners as they are obviously Barkov fans. They will be gone on moment he will be gone.
>>64752445
Is Komy now the GOAT instigator?
>>64752445
komarov just wants to play hockey. Why are the other players so mean to him? :(
>>64752455
>been a panthersfan since I was a child because they had the best looking logo
>>64752525
haha nobody will believe you You are now eternally bandwagonin Bakov fan. Only Wild and Ducks fans can be proud in finland and not be bandwagoners.
>>64752512
Has always been
>>64752545
You mean Teemu and Koivu fans?
>>64752559
that's the point. Both of them have been there from the start so when you are fan of them you have been fan of the teams almost from the beginning.
>>64749330
>>64749330
still kinda surprised to see David Poile acquiring skilled forwards – took him long enough given ~30 years for 2 franchises
>>64752545
Not even Canadiens (Saku)?
Why haven't you accepted the Florida Panthers as your stan lee cup champion yet anon?
>>64751554
good meme
>>64752525
I liked panthers as a kid because in NHL 2000 their arena had palm trees (and the chief)
>>64749545
This is bait, no one is this stupid.
>>64749616
>he thinks that's what's wrong with it
Americans, everyone.
https://streamable.com/a82u
Think Muzzin will get suspended?
>>64752594
They'll get to the playoffs but they'll need more offense if they wish to get the cup.
ohhh be-have
All the kongs "fans" are now bantz her ""fans""?
>>64752665
If the Panthers make the playoffs, which is a massive if won't do fucking shit. Are we seriously falling for the 2nd biggest meme team right now?
In case you were wondering who is the biggest meme team that would be Dallas.
>0-2 against laffs
As proven by the teenage hockey championships, memes do win titles. Panthers are an elite contender
>>64752743
barkov is literally top5 center atm. What happened and how?
>>64752751
Proper summer training that he didnt get last summer.
Panthers need to relocate to Finland, obviously they have more fans here than in Florida huehuehuehue
>>64752775
My fucking backyard would yield more fans than Florida.
>>64752751
>top 5 center
I know you're biased and all, but are you also drunk?
>>64752743
>>64752751
Barkov, Jagr and Luongo will lead the Panthers to the Cup and the memeing will be out of control
Glorious
>>64752841
It's too bad jagr and louongo are so old or the panthers might actually have a shot at a meme cup
>>64752874
I agree but at least we know one other thing for sure: it sure as fuck won't be a Canadian team to lift the cup this year.
>>64752874
>jagr
>old
I bet that nigga's body is functionally younger than yours is, even if you're half his age.
>>64753072
>implying that's relevant
Compare his age to other NHL players if you're going to do a comparison.
>>64753123
>americans
>>64753161
>not calling them by their right names
>>64752594
Because Luongo is their goaler
>>64753123
I'm implying he's an ageless anomaly. And desu its his experience that changing the panthlels, not just his scoring.
>>64753213
>I'm implying he's an ageless anomaly.
Then you are terrible at implying things.
>>64753207
There's literally nothing wrong with Luongo. He won a gold medal and took the vanpooper sucknucks to game 7 against Boston. He was far from the reason they lost. Granted he isn't the same goalie from those times but he's certainly not a liability.
>>64753257
I'd rather have an experienced goalie in the ploffs over a meme tall guy in net
>>64753257
>isn't the same goalie
Point taken, though Luongo's relative decline has been well managed, considering both that he is out of his prime years and experiencing a current hot streak. Doubt he sees out the entirety of dat, but he still ranks among the better goalkeepers in the league
Top-selling Jerseys of the former year
>>64753716
Holy fuck those McDavid jerseys must have sold like hot cakes after he was drafted to Edmonton. Also, people actually watch hockey in Minnesota?
>>64749623
Check the wongs record vs the western conference since they moved
>>64753759
Or you could, you know, just tell us or at least link us a source you asshole.
>>64753973
9-5-2 vs west this season
19-5-4 last season (12-0-2 vs Central)
13-10-5 vs West in 13-14
Detroit definitely still dominates the West.
>>64753716
>Lundshit
Lmao literally flushing money down the toilet
>>64754021
So basically what you're saying is that the west is a fucking meme conference? I guess that makes sense considering Dallas is in 1st place.
>>64753716
Stamkos on suicide watch
>>64754090
Yeah aside from the Central the West is super meme. And even in the Central really only the Stars and Hawks are relevant.
The East is turning into the new West pretty quickly.
>>64754105
He's not a Leaf yet.
>>64754133
I don't know how I feel about Stamkos. I mean fuck I would love him as a leaf but is investing over 10 million on 1 player a good idea? That's not even accounting for the massive change of scene going from TB (lmao) to Toronto.
Help me /hoc/, youre my only hope! What team do I root for?
>blues
>wild
>canucks
>devils
>>64754220
None of those unless you hate yourself.
>>64754220
Fuck off you stupid cunt and stop acting.
>>64754220
>taste in NHL teams just as bad as taste in women
>>64754220
>Blues
No cups
>Wild
No cups
>Cancucks
No cups
>Devils
Cups
>>64754220
The one that's closest to you, geographically.
>>64754220
Whichever has more cups
>>64754249
You can thank based Marty for that. If it wasn't for him they'd be another irrelevant expansion team. They still are actually
>>64752226
no one, stop parroting that dumb article
who /DEL/ here?
JUST
>>64754266
Sports are just entertainment for americans, they just choose a team that they see as a best choice for entertainment
Difference is that americans are fans of a franchise and europeans are supporters of a club
Any other Americans fans of Canadian teams?
>>64754310
> not rooting for your home team
Get out
>>64754306
I guess you're right. It still feels wrong though.
>>64754306
Not always. It depends on where you are from and how you are raised. My mom would have beat the shit out of me if I came home in a Colorado Avalanche jersey one day.
I live in kansas city and denver on and off throughout the year. I dont really like the avalanche. Is there a reason for me to root for the blues?
>>64754350
Pic related.
>>64754322
>>64754319
>tfw from Vermont and mom is French Canadien
>>64754180
I think you'll sign him for about 12M/yr and sign a bunch of literally whos to fill out the roster. You have some nice prospects that'll be good for a few years of cheap contracts. GK might be an issue.
>>64754587
>under 3mil per for a fucking all-star player
BRAVO
>>64754310
No I'm not a cuck, now fuck off fag
http://www.laola1.tv/de-de/live/hamburg-freezers-duesseldorfer-eg/431637.html
>>64754647
Fuck off faggot
>>64754399
Why would you dislike the Avs?
>>64754664
Pic related you beta ass cuck
>>64754654
Ty senpai i needed some hockey
>>64754698
Düsseldorf are 2nd and Hamburg 10th atm, for context
What team should I root for /hoc/?
>>64754654
>those god awful horns
Shame. I wanted to listen to some German commentary.
>>64754724
Ok i remember watching the finals last season
>>64754732
i have german commentary m8..
>>64754740
oh yes, i remember. they were good, but not GOAT
>>64754731
Las Vegas clip art pigs
>Basler-Zeitung: Matthews out long-term(4-6 months) with concussion
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>64754912
Waaat
Please don't be memeing this is top kek
>fall into a coma
>wake up
>look around
>everything is silver and black
>nurse comes in
>there's a giant K on her uniform
>ask why everything looks the way it does
>she tells me I'm in a Kings' Hospital
>ask how they own a hospital
>she tells me the Kings became a global entity, surpassing Google, Apple and Disney as the biggest corporation in the world
>ask how that's possible
>she tells me the Kings have won 25 straight Kings Bowls
>ask what a King Bowl is
>she tells me its what replaced the Super Bowl, Champions League and the Stanley Cup after the Kings won 40 straight of those
>ask how the other franchises in the NHL could lose to the Kings for 40 straight seasons
>she tells me the Kings Bowl is a game between the current Kings roster against cloned all-time NHL great teams and players
>she tells me that the Kings recently beat the 1980's Oilers-Islanders (a hybrid of both teams from those years), by a score of 18-0
>ask her who the Kings captain is
>she simply refers to him as The Chosen One
>ask what makes him so special
>she tells me The Chosen One had a multi-hat trick and a shutout so great that it could be seen from every galaxy in the universe; helping establish galactic and world peace
>ask if we made first contact
>she tells me The Chosen One made first contact with alien lifeforms and made the Kings an intergalactic entity, complete with starships, bases, and facilities in every sector known to man
>ask for proof
>she opens the curtain and I see Earth in the distance; starships maneuver around us
>ask if The Chosen One is even human
>she tells me The Chosen One is actually 69 years old and hasn't missed a game since shortly after I went into a coma
>ask how this is possible
>she tells me he is cybernetically enhanced to physical perfection and hasn't let a goal in over 30 years
>ask about The Chosen One's real name
>she tells me he used to be called Jonathan Quick
>mfw
finns are ugly and smell like poo poo
>>64754966
>posts his face
>it's white
Nice try you shitskin
>>64754912
sauce you fuck
>>64754912
Tip top Kek
>>64754966
holy fuck, Armenia!
dubs confirms this is the future.
>>64749390
thank you doggy
>>64755007
That's not very friendly of you, eh!
>>64755062
Pipe down Caitlyn, you're as brown as he is
>1993
>>64755077
Hold up Mr. Frosty! Are you implying there is anything wrong with that? Remember, diversity is a strength.
>>64754938
>>64755013
>>64755018
He's just memeing. He is playing a game right now. I guess he could have been knocked the fuck out, but no way they would already know how long he will be gone.
>>64755120
1993?
>>64755206
>The original pic is a guy with an American flag shirt
Tip top cuck
>tfw first overall 2017
DAT COCK
>>64755225
>n-no, you're a c-cuck
Canautism, ladies and gentlemen
>>64755206
CANADA ON SUICIDE WATCH
