LAKERS VS KINGS
First for chuck the cuck
FIRST FOR MARK AND THE MARTINIS
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>MITCH KUPCHAK PREGAME INTERVIEW!
he's talking bout free dankancy!
he knows!!!
kd, oh boy oh boy!, here we go!!! come home!!!
Why couldn't the lakers be good this year so kobe could at least compete for a ring? This shit isnt fair
>>64746097
Will KD and Ben Simmons work well together?
>>64746097
KD is at the UCLA game with Westbrook right now.
Confirmed for lakers next season
if the kings win, will they be in the playoff picture?
>tfw no qt jaime maggio lakers gf
>tfw no good game at 10:30
fuck the lakers
ARE THE LAKERS GONNA MAKE ME SOME MAD CHEDDAH TONIGHT? STAY TUNED
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Lelkers 2015-2016
PG: Westgod
SG: Clarkson
SF: Durant
PF: Simmons
C: Godcre
>>64746205
>russell
nigga is still sick and would probably play few mins
If i get the g/d/ubs Kobe is injured and kill season/career.
>rondo not high 5ing king fans
He's gone after this season.
Why do they call it sleep train arena? c-cause you fall asleep when you watch the kings?
>>64746230
fuck, isn't it just a sore throat? If he's really that sick I better pray for another RBL miracle flu game
>>64746257
>mfw I went to a Kings/Warrior game because it was cheaper than going to a Warrior/Kings game and they gave everyone stress balls with the King's logo on it
>Kobe
Did you know that Hibbert is 7'2?
Wtf is RBL
>>64746315
Is he taller than Taylor Swift tho?
Kobe stats for tonight: 5/18 shooting for 14 pts.
new general thread
>>64746283
>>64746283
>>64746283
>>64746315
He's a legit 7'2" barefoot. That's why he towers guys like Tim Duncan.
>>64746315
And as useless as a broken clock
this feels like a playoff game!!
LETS GO LAKERS!
What the fuck happened to george carl's face
>>64746315
Did PG13 really fucked Hibbert's fiancee? I heard that was when he started to decline.
nice touch TNT using same colors for both teams there
>>64746376
Guys is old and had fucking cancer , have some fucking respect
>>64746412
So then who are the Lakers? The blue or the yellow guys?
OC FOR MY LAKERS BROs
>>64746452
lol is it that frog drawing
>>64746452
saved in the vault
BOOGI33333333333
>>64746446
gold guys
>rivalry from a team that has won less hips than adam morrison
this is just sad, TNT
The fuck is kpobe doing out there?
Are the Lakers in the purple or yellow costumes?
>25-4 halfway through the first quarter
top kek. Why'd they even schedule this game for this time?
>>64746520
The blue and orange
>>64746497
Year 2000 WCF Game Seven 7
Ref ball against Sabonis because he kept him in CHECK
Year 2002 : Kings got ref-balled whole series
Sorry bro , most recent Lakers vicotires were just manufactured by NBA to make it more popular brand world-wide with flashy Kobe and Monster Shaq.
Literally like WWE
we
out
chea
>>64746520
gold
>>64746520
The piss stained ones
>Get home
>see score
Fucking hell. This tank job is embarrassing
SAVE US CLARKSON
>down by 20 in the 1st
What is this garbage
>>64746497
Name 2 great nba rivalries nowadays. And i dont mean some soft ass shit i mean "are these teams gonna get to fighting" in the middle of the game type rivalry
>>64746537
>hey guys remember the two years we were kind of relevant in the western conference
You are just embarrassing yourself now.
>lakers
how good would druss be if he played for the Warriors?
>>64746554
Indiana/Detroit
Clippers/Memphis
>>64746554
There are none. Why did you quote me?
>>64746559
Check my rare flag , i ain't fan of no team , how can i be if i don't live in the city nor the country?
holy fuck this is sad....
Has Byron called a timeout this game?
can we all now agree BScott needs to go?
Is George Karl going to get suspended too?
>>64746570
>Clippers/Memphis
I still remember the clippers comeback against the grizz in playoffs :(
>>64746570
Indiana. And Detroit has kinda died out
Clippers and Memphis tho is legit.
One of the things i miss about the last 2 generations is the rivalries between teams and players. Miami and Chicago was pretty good when lebron was out there
GO RUSS <3
>>64746609
nope
>>64746630
That Zen power.
Why do the Kings exist? They are basically home games for the opposing team
They should've moved to Seattle
>>64746621
Guess you didn't see the last Detroit/Indiana game a few days ago. Ended in a near brawl
>>64746638
Vancouver Kings has a better ring to it
Why is this fucking game on tv?
So, is like Kobe going to take every single shot when he's on the floor?
Hilarity.
Anyone else see that big tittied milf with the forehead jewelry behind George Karl?
So what happens to Lakers from next year on?
I don't see anyone BIG signing there , L.A is not that lucrative these days.
>russell
im like a proud father watching his son light up the /nba/
>>64746654
where else would it be?
reminder that russels ceiling is a slightly worse ricky rubio
>>64746621
>Miami and Chicago was pretty good when lebron was out there
Not really. It was more of a Chicago vs Lebron rivalry. The bulls should just accept they'll always end up as Lebron's bitch.
tfw got the RBL bros in here tonight
OH SNAP
>>64746638
Why would i watch a Detroit game intentionally?
ITS THE HOOPERS
>>64746630
I actually look forward to his post game comments this time.
>>64746634
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>>64746683
because detroit are based at the moment?
Why do negros like cross dressing so much?
>Kobe by far the leading vote getter
>Other teams in charge of having a fanbase
Lakers gonna win tonight right?
RIGHT?
>>64746669
Not on my fucking tv screen that's where
>>64746675
supp
LOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>64746675
>>64746675
got one in white too
>kobe is the best player for the lakers tonight
end this game
>lakers defense
also boogy has a nice unexpected jumper
Is Russell playing well? I'm a Buckeye, don't follow the lakers much but cheering for y'all whenever I do catch you guys play, simply because DeAngelo Russell plays.
He's... he's not an Oden-level bust is he? I want him to become the GOAT.
>>64746660
Randle, Clarkson, Russel become the hottest, youngest big 3 of the NBA.
>>64746713
Yeah kobes gonna snap for 60 pts and then take a shit on the kings logo
>>64746726
>>64746727
i mean black
>>64746755
fag alert
>>64746747
dirk tier bust. hopefully he rebounds the 2nd year like dirk did
>cousins chucking 3's
>what could go wrong?
get me off this meme ball rollercoaster
>>64746758
A nigga can hope.
>>64746747
so far
2 REB, 2 AST, 1 STL, 2 PTS
He's playing great
>>64746519
THIS GUYS IS SOO MAD HAHAHAHA
>>64746779
he's been dropping those like hot potato this yr
These blake commercials are pretty amusing
>>64746727
>>64746760
saved for future bro outs
>>64746792
but he is right. this game is boring as fuck. MUH KOBR is not enough
What happened to Byron scotts eyebrows
>>64746846
hes black he doesnt have them
>>64746846
russell absorbed them
/RBL-C-SETH/ get in here
I hate when players try to bully their way into the paint against like 3 guys and just get the ball slapt out of their hands or get blocked.
Only player that can do that sloppy shit and score is Z-Bo
"I freakin' suck"
-Kobe Bryant
What did he mean by this?
>>64746747
Embiid is Oden-level.
Russell is a Wesley Johnson tier bust right now.
>>64746892
he's self-aware
>>64746881
>/RBL-C-SETH/
That would still be RBL-C
RUSS GOAT
>>64746892
It means he doesn't eat pussy
>>64746657
Nobody? Guess I'm alone in scoping dem tits
ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDD ONNNNNNNEEEEEE!!
all those disgusting bandwagoners
god basketball gamethreads are so boring now
>>64747009
post pic
>>64747009
too busy mirin druss
Kobe! Kobe!
>bricks shot
Aawwww
LMAO KEVIN HART IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE HE IS SMALL
Nance is just winning right now
>>64747083
LMAO AMY SCHUMER IS SO FUNNY BECAUSE SHE'S A SLUT
roy hibbert is a trash can
>>64747097
What an attractive female
>Roy Hibbert exists
>cousins have never won more than 30 games in a seasons
MAMBA
KOBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Please make it habbening kobe. one last time please.
so I guess kobe is now sitting out the next game
>>64747142
english is your second language?
kkkkooooooobbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Drop 60 on these bitch nighas kobe
>Mfw Kobe can still dunk
>>64747129
You think she is goofy like Nance?
>>64747209
he is going to be out next game with a sore right shoulder for that.
>>64747162
He'll be behind a wall soon.
>>64747228
Next game is against OKC. The tank will be safe even if Kobe doesn't show up.
>>64747224
Yes
>get $200 when spending 1k in 90 days
>>64747228
You mean a sore dick from fucking so many hoes
>>64747158
>>64747228
how sore is your butt currently???
>>64747250
i'm a lakerfag, Doe.
>>64747209
That looks exactly like my cousin
>>64747250
>lakers down by 20
I am not butthurt at all
>>64747243
>lakers vs OKC
already putting cameron payne and kanter in my lineup tomorrow. Thanks for the free money lakers
>>64747158
he's pretty much sitting out all home games and will probably play the last week of all home/away games to end it all at home on april 13th.
however he has played several back to backs this year, surprisingly, he might try to play tomorrow and take the next 2 off since those are also home games.
I love how deangelo williams was fucking crying the whole defensive possession
>>64747290
>deangelo williams
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>these fucking tnt announcers
can these niggers get any less professional
>>64747329
>kevin harlan making fun of how much the lakers suck
TOP KEK
>>64747329
Get the stick out your ass bitch
Almost faptime
>kings with 70 at half
DAT ACYYYYY
>>64747329
>down by 20 since quarter 1
>in a kings game
>east already sleeping
they need to make it entertaining
>>64747329
>wanting everyone to sound like joe buck
fuck you
>>64747354
Nofap 2016 bruh wyd put your dick down
time to sleep
>Yfw Kobe ends his career with 33,333 points
>>64747273
Man I wish I had access to the betting infrastructure here and I could make dope shit betting against the Lakers.
I seriously can't remember when was the last time I team fell this hard.
Lakers were best team 5 years ago and now they're 2nd worse in the league.
If you look at all NFL/Champions League/NHL/MLB teams that won the titles 5 or so years ago, I doubt you'll find a team as bad as the,
Boogie is so fucking good man. I hate that he's wasting away in Sacramento.
>>64747370
>>64747363
>>64747344
>>64747339
get jamie foxx's dick out your mouths, faggots
>kobe shitting on the kings one last time
this is my shark tank
>>64747378
no fresh snow for you
>>64747375
All I got
>>64747384
>lakers best team 5 years ago
>>64747390
he'd be even worse with the lakers
kings have shooters at least and a good point guard, they just dont play defense against good teams
>>64747390
this is why I never get why if you're good would you ever want to be the first draft choice?
like why would you wanna be in a shitty team?
>>64747384
ravens and gints have been pretty trash lately
>>64747413
I can't decide if the downfall of the lakers was getting swept by the mavs in 2011 or stern blocking cp3 trade.
>>64746100
Is this you?
>>64747384
pretty much the vetoed chris paul trade was the catalyst for all of this downward spiral the lakers have been going through, and of course kobe's achilles giving out was just as bad (although it wouldn't have happened if chris paul had gotten to team up with kobe and dwight howard instead of broke back nash).
>micheal bay presents explosions
>>64747425
but the lakes werent good 6 years ago not 5 years ago.
oc, why wont byron scott put in swaggy p?
>>64747446
bscott is an idiot i rather have dantony at this point
SHAW ON SUICIDE WATCH
If I were starting a franchise I'd build around Kawhi or Curry first, but if they were taken there isn't anyone in the NBA I'd take over Boogie. Find a good coach to harness him. He is an unstoppable force when he wants to be.
If I'm the Lakers I give up anything to get him.
>>64747472
I wouldn't give clarkson, randle and the 2nd pick for him.
>>64747472
id get rid of everyone and keep DRuss
>>64747457
this team is better suited for d'antoni, unfortunately the actual team itself is just not very good at all. kobr gets a pass simply because he's kobr.
the young fellas clarkson, randle, russell, and nance jr are really still a year or two at least away from being consistent nba players. if the lakers roll with that core for the next few years and bring in a talented vet (i don't believe they'll be able to attract superstar FAs in the summer just yet) they'll be similar to the indiana pacers or a few years ago minus pg13, or the current toronto raptors, a really good solid team without any huge names.
>>64747411
Trash
>>64747426
Not even close senpai
>>64747488
ols lose randle he's a walking turnover/miss
to think i defended that clown vs /nba/
>>64747500
it's his first full year player what did you expect?
>>64747500
lol are you the guy defending him from the T-Rex comments?
>>64747490
>if the lakers roll with that core for the next few years
this, all great teams have played with each other for years. The spurs, clippers, and the grizzlies, even the raptors have all had their cores for multiple years, hopefully the FO doesnt fuck it up and trades one of our big three....everyone else is fair game.
>>64747509
i expect him to pass more and less TO's...he's painful to watch, trade that nigga
>>64747488
at this point randle seems like too much of a gamble, not to mention he broke his leg in his first game last season, i have a feeling the guy will break down sooner than later (due to his unorthodox playing style) and i'd rather trade a guy away like that. he needs a mid range jump shot, and higher bb iq to be able to live up to being a no 7 pick.
>>64747488
>lelkers fans think randle isnt a bust
are you for real
>>64747519
yes i feel dumb he let me down
Best WAG
>>64747488
And you're a retard.
>>64747568
Best dog
EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK UP!
LEAVE RANDLE ALONE!!
I REPEAT, LEAVE RANDLE ALONE!
>>64747527
mitch just did an interview earlier today saying he was fielding trade calls, but that he believes the young core will stay intact and that if any trades happen they won't be blockbuster trades, so if he's telling the truth, i doubt he moves any of the young guys (although randle I'm really iffy about...even Nance is doing better at the moment).
>>64747582
Not really. You gotta be a retard to trade your core to surround Cousins with a bunch of literally whos.
>>64747599
You trade a mediocre core for a superstar top 3 position player every time you mongrel
I need a bad light skinned curly haired late 20s bitch that runs a restaurant
>>64747593
if he doesn't give me 20/10 this game fuck you and that trex armed mother fucker
>>64747595
>even Nance is doing better at the moment
Nance might be trade bait, thats why they benched randle.
>random team : oh look at that nance kid, fuck randle i want nance! muh dunks
all a part of the tank!
>>64747558
Lakers can afford to gamble on Randle since they got Nance. I want to see Nance at C and Randle at PF lineup but the Centers coming out lately might kill small ball.
>>64747611
>top 3 position player
No.
>>64747634
>there are 3 centers better than boogie
inb4 you post some morons who just get boards and blocks
>>64747629
possibly, but they also can't be telling randle when he's in the game: "hey jules, go out there and try 1-on-1 every time down the floor, you're a big guy" only to get the offensive foul or miss badly.
this nance meme is getting out of hand
im a lakerfag
>>64747653
its reggie miller commentating , what do you expect.
>>64747629
During the draft people were comparing Nance to Draymond Green. A guy who can defend positions 1-5. Draymond was drafted in the second round after 4 years of college, something like Nance. He was also prospected as a SF early in his career. I hope Nance does become the next Draymond Green.
>>64747633
Nothing kills small ball, but you Turks will never comprehend that.
>>64747648
>"hey jules, go out there and try 1-on-1 every time down the floor, you're a big guy" only to get the offensive foul or miss badly
this every time im sick of it. russell gets more rebs than trex randle
>>64747646
this. its literally drummond, boogie and then everyone else.
I didn't know mc ride played for the kings
MAMBA STRIKES
>kobe shitting on these lil niggas
i miss misa tbqhf
Hibbert is 7 foot 2 for no fucking reason
KOBE ON FIREFIREFIRE
>>64747646
not order
drummond
pau gasol
marc gasol
dreymond
>>64747679
kek
>>64747685
remember when hibbert was actually pretty good back in the 2013 playoffs and then the next year he found out that PG was fucking his girl or something and had like 3 0 pt 0 rb games and has just never been the same
>Randle 2 pts in 15 minutes
im fucking done
>>64747691
>gasol brothers
lolz i'm not even the anon talking about centers but come on, pau is playing great in chicago but he's far removed from his prime and marc is just exiting his prime so those guys are not even top 5.
>>64747667
IDK man. Who are the prolific Centers in the NBA right now? Or Since Shaq was dominant? NBA has just had a dry run of quality Centers for a long time which is why I think small ball is dominant right now. Dwight Howard has been the best center between 08-13/14 But he doesn't crack the top 10 centers all time. If Okafor, Embiid, Towns, Porzingis end up being exceptional, small ball is dead.
Only smallball team who can be on top of a league filled with dominant centers is one with exceptional perimeter defense like the 90s Bulls.
>>64747691
>draymond
nigga..
>>64747725
Top 5 centers.
>>64747730
memeball wins
>>64747691
the gasol brothers dont dominate anywhere near as much as boogie does and boogie now is a legit 3 point threat
>mememond
>drummond capable of scoring outside of putbacks and lobs
poor bait try again
>>64747754
as ridiculous as it seems....who is better than the gasol brothers?
>>64747707
Yea nobody cares about that shit he needs to get over that hoe and stop playing like a fucking bitch
>>64747765
boogie is better and younger than both of them
neither of them can create on their own the way boogie can consistently.
at this point im not even sure i wanna keep clarkson around. he seem squirrely to me...don't get me started on swaggy and lou bum asses
>>64747751
yes, i was talking about top 5 centers.
Is kobe just scared to drive to the rim now?
We need to be patient Lakers bro...be patient. We can't rush into a dynasty, remember, built not bought. Shit like this takes time. Hey, at least we are not the sixers.
>>64747754
>3 point threat
>0.310 3P%
What?
>cousins with 5 fouls already
>5 fouls on cousins
we comeback now
RUSSELL FUCK MY BITCH
>>64747797
did you watch last season at all? he was coming back from the achilles injury and was driving into the rim game after game and he got no fouls called his way (even when he was legitimately fouled) so kobr notable has avoided playing close to the rim this season (which is better in the long run since he's less likely to bump knees or tweak his shoulder more than it already is).
Fuck Russel is 19 while I'm 26 and.. Fuck my life. Why didn't i just dedicate myself to basketball at a young age?
>>64747834
get a load of this guy.
Randle needs to ditch his girl. She isn't pretty at all, he can do much better. She looks like a gold digger.
>>64747783
Swaggy is actually alright. He doesn't get to hold the ball much and his shooting is pretty reliable. If he is in a good team that he well coached he would be a solid contributor.
Clarkson needs to just attack the basket relentlessly like 2011 Derrick Rose. He keeps driving then stops to settle for a jump shot, Like Kobe said, driving to the basket like a light skinned dude.
>>64747816
Lakers fans just got spoiled after winning 3 straight.
>>64747861
You'd never make it anyway, you're not big and black enough
>>64747851
Yes but I'm not with all these 3s he keeps chucking
>>64747783
While i like swaggy and lou occasionally, they aren't part of the lakers future. They're both in their primes and won't stick around for another 2 seasons of garbage.
>>64747885
looks like jules will be making several trips to thailand and the philippines during the off season.
ha, well he does that dribble dribble stop for the foul jump shot that i'm pretty confident nash taught him before he left. but you're right, he should be attacking the basket more.
>>64747913
I'm 6'1" and black, I'd make a decent 3rd string pg at least. Idc about dunking and all that shit, I'd just have nasty handles and a deadly midrange shot
>>64747917
that was in the first month tho, he's decimated his 3 point attempts in half since then.
>>64747885
>dat tooth floss size chain
my fucking sides
>>64747944
you're a manlet by nba standards. unless you're really, really fast, you wouldn't make it
d'anga joke
>>64747944
>6'1
That's small as shit, you'd have to be as athletic as Iverson to play
>randle gets the ball in the open court
>dribbles, turns, spins
>turnover
EVERY FUCKING TIME
>>64747944
>Black and a manlet
You really lost that genetics lottery dawg.
>>64747933
Clarkson needs to realize he is one of the most athletic guards in the NBA right now and keep dunking on people. And Nash was the complete opposite.
>>64747974
or have court vision like jj barea to make passes all day long.
dat lack of respect from the admin why wasnt a foul called?
why does the nba hate kobe and not call the fouls on him?
pls respond