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New Zealand 182/4 (20 ov)
vs Sri Lanka
West Indies 330
Australia 63/0
BBL: Thunder vs Scorchers tonight
trannyiel on pooicide watch
who /gong/ here?
why are women allowed to play cricket?
>>64730630
/gong/ meetup when? I'll fly over
>>64730655
reported
CA on moral outrage watch
This "threadcounter" faggot has become really insufferable since you guys tried to give him a "personality"
FAZEER IS BACK LADS
>>64730651
How can he get a job if he can't leave his bedroom?
His "life" amounts to making threads >>64730570 and then /gong/ posting >>64730630
>>64730655
why do people care about women getting involved in sport? i'm fine with them playing if they want, but why does there have to be a huge effort to encourage it?
Lads I unironically think we should have an Auckland meetup at the T20 this weekend.
There are at least three of us right? Me, that one guy who said he was going and Daniel. Statscunt apparently is too but fuck him.
>>64730693
Him causing the CWC final thread spam was his finest moment
Should I lads?
>>64730724
yeah that was fun
requesting the NZ anon at the game gets a close up picture of the little Sri Lankan mascot guy
>>64730570
Get a job threadcunt, holy fuck
>>64730710
"equality"
>>64730570
>your sitting at home
>your neighbour Holly sees you over the fence
>she yells out
>"hey anon, want to have a bat with me"
>what?
>"come on, anon. I'll be right over"
>holy shit
>get your dick out
>start start having a bat
>Holly walks in the door
>she's carrying her cricket gear
>"a-anon"
>there has been a misunderstanding
>>64730711
>Statscunt apparently is too but fuck him.
Well I was keen but fuck you. I'm going with friends anyway.
>>64730711
WHO are you?
Are you, dare I say it, based, elite, and muscular 3rd Kiwi?
>>64730756
Diamonds right now m8
>>64730756
>your
>start start
Fuck.
This is why you proof read, fagets.
>inb4 damage control
>>64730779
its ok m8. you are drunk hey? :)
>>64730756
does having a bat mean having a wank?
hello lads. i once spent two weeks in new zealand once does that qualify me to post itt
>>64730794
correct
>>64730659
Pissup at the lighthouse then we'll hit up Steelers m8. You in?
>>64730777
I'm a newfriend casual who doesn't have enough cricket watching friends.
3rd Kiwi:
>Is the ONLY Kiwi who doesn't care about his "e-persona" and doesn't actively try and seek attention
>Is the ONLY Kiwi who doesn't have an inferiority complex
>Is the ONLY Kiwi who isn't a mental manlet
>Is the ONLY Kiwi who isn't a memespouter
>>64730733
i thought you hated it daniel
>>64730818
other kiwi is best kiwi
>Chandimal, the meme, averages 14 in meme cricket
>>64730711
I was thinking about coming but not sure.
>>64730802
>>64730814
Sound like top tier spots. I'll book flights when we have the date.
>>64730733
>XL
AMS on obesity watch
Daily reminder Holly is the purer choice
>>64730793
Yerp.
Was a bit dehydrated too from being outside in 31 degree heat, so it's hitting me fucking hard.
/cric/ runs /nrl/ is accurate now tbqh. It has flipped and will be evident soon
>>64730818
Stop giving him compliments and confidence like this.
Posts like this are EXACTLY what turned AMS and Statscunt into the insufferable faggots they are. You are just fueling his ego and eventually he'll start feeling the need to keep up his e-"""persona""".
>>64730840
hi other kiwi
>>64730859
Nah he won't because I forgot to add:
>3rd Kiwi is the ONLY Kiwi who isn't a teenager
>3rd Kiwi is the ONLY Kiwi who has a real job
>>64730849
Sweet you can stay at mine as well
>>64730857
Can't wait for the first 9s thread tbqh
>>64730871
hi fucker
>>64730859
>insufferable faggot
kys friend, I've been having muscular discussion for the past two days. I was giving the Saffer proper advice yesterday too.
Don't group me in with AyyyMS
BOO-URNS
>>64730859
It's funny because people call me AMS and I respond to it. except, that name was being used to describe the person who doxxed daniel.
Which isn't me.
>>64730908
I was saying Burns
>>64730854
Right on BSA
>>64730906
The fact you even feel the need to reply to my post, to defend your invisible and anonymous """"persona"""" just proves my fucking point.
>at the tab
>put bet on
>check it before i put it on
>put it on for the win
>meant to put it on for the place
>re do it
>it wins
oh well, could have been worse.
>>64730906
>LE FUGG LE ORDISDICK MEENSBOWDER XD XD
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free-time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow-minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to be yourself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
All of this salt, cause 3rd kiwi. we just did 2 wickets in 3 overs so why you so mad?
was it racism?
the old order change up meme
dont you wish australia had maxwell right now
![1452093379994[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kHhaZRG.jpg "1452093379994[1].jpg")
Reminder.
>>64730914
Are you the one who posts the frog maymay and walkcunt posts?
That is AMS
>r/cricket will continue to rate Burns
>>64730859
NZ is completely irrelevant, prove me wrong
>Mitchel Johnson in a Powerade ad
I wonder how the contract for that works with him quitting test match cricket.
>be powerade
>sign endorsement deal with a cricketer
>cricketer quits the most widely covered version of cricket
>return on investment btfo
Anyone watching the ADHD format game?
J ayyyyy suriya
>>64730963
>not rating a technical rock like Bucky
Covers are on
>>64730972
Same thing happened with Ponting and Swisse. But they're STILL going with that so it must have worked somehow.
>>64730953
>behaves like that
>expects to be taken seriously as a journalist
"You're here forever." 4chan is addictive, and many, if not the majority, of people who post here are deeply addicted. People can come up with justifications as to why 4chan is better than other internet communities, but no matter where you go you're basically reducing human interaction to internet comments.
It's like if I'm smoking ounces of weed a week and saying "at least I'm not a drunk." Don't try to justify what 4chan is, you're getting even less out of it if you do.
I'm a drunk. Does alcohol help me in some ways? Absolutely. Is it also a deleterious way of coping with life? Absolutely. Don't go out of your way to defend 4chan, it doesn't care about you.
>>64730953
Yes.
The Australian media is purely white, and australia is historically racist.
I'm not trying to take the piss, but I honestly think they want the big black guy to fuck off because he doesn't fit the nice white guy image the BBL is trying to sell.
There isn't a single brown person in the australian cricket media
>>64730906
I didn't used to lump you in with him, but he's right, you've become a massive faggot recently. It's basically ever since Daniel took off as a meme and you got bitterly jealous, your posts have been less and less interesting and more and more fucking memespouting angry seething garbage. That, combined with the fact that you are 28 and unironically talk about racial purity, just makes you sound like a complete knob. There was a time when I was unironically interested in meeting you irl but that time has long passed.
>>64730984
>watching the pyjama game when the others have been total blowouts
i'd rather watch the rain delay thanks
>>64730998
The reality is that she would never have gotten where she is without her looks.
>>64730984
Im unironically watching the t20 but listening to Fazeer at the SCG (raining again) just because he is based as fuck
>>64730972
like that shit would matter, people aren't going to forget who he is after a month, hell even ponting still does those multivitamin ads even though he retired three years ago
Jayasuriya is gg no re xd
>Jayasuriya is in my phone dictionary, what.
>>64730960
Yeah but it's been recently. Since the last NRL season.
Somebody else was being called it during the CWC, but I just took the name tag away from somebody else about 6 months ago
>>64730984
yeah boult tearing it up with kind of poor deliveries desu
is it just me or does Dave Warners kid look like Sonny Bill Williams?
>>64731049
>AMS pretending to not be AMS so that daniel doesn't doxx him and ruin his life
>>64731022
sick cunt
>3rd wicket
ahaha Rusty just got Doull so fucking shut down that he literally stopped mid-sentence
>>64731061
OMG who gives a fuck.
>lel xd imma do ur nan xd
>no pls
warner on statpadding watch
>>64731019
>There was a time when I was unironically interested in meeting you irl but that time has long passed.
I have way too much at stake to ever reveal my true self to anyone on here. I only shitpost when I'm bored - wagecucking takes away too much of my energy to do it consistently.
>>64731061
Ok, but he's looking in the wrong place.
I don't really care, but I'm just letting you know that your e-celebs are somewhat confused.
I'm not sure what happened to the poster formerly known as AMS. I think he's gone into hiding because he regrets doxxing daniel.
>I'd rather watch a guaranteed rained out draw then an exciting Wallop20 match
>>64731094
If/when Warner gets this century, will it, dare I say it, be the most pointless century of all time?
>>64731104
>I have way too much at stake
Well maybe if you didn't fucking post about racial supremacy then there would be nothing to hide you fucknugget
>>64731108
>I think he's gone into hiding because he regrets doxxing daniel.
Yeah now that you mention it, he was a lot more coherent in his posting and had some semblance of a soul.
The one we call AMS now is just the same loser from /nrl/ who walkcunts with zero replies about 50 times a thread.
Is Mitch playing for his career?
>>64731121
>letting Best Marsh come out and statpad
Based Stove
>B-BUT SMITH IS A SHIT CAPTAIN
kys
>>64731019
>ststsautist is 28 years old
AHAHA oh fuck kys my man
HENREEEEEEEEEEE
McClenagain-again-again on the bowl.
Gotta love the acc
>>64731161
I'm 24, but nah believe everything you read on 4chan.
Peter Nevill has gone this entire series without facing one ball
Has a no7 batsman EVER gone a 3 Test series without batting even ONCE?
Mexican wave
>waaayyy
>it's going keep going
>JUMP UP!
Fuck this shit.
>>64730818
I am LITERALLY the only New Zealand poster.
Daniel, Statsgook and AMS are products of my imagination, and you are all pawns, falling for my elaborate ruse. You are nothing but cockroaches to me.
stove better send out GOATges next for some more padding
we can get him to a 90 career average surely
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64731221
no you're not
sent less than 60 seconds
>>64731206
>has a number 8 batsmen ever gone a whole series eating a different piece of fruit every lunchtime?
who cares
>>64731194
Ah well. Thought you were about 16 so kys anyway faggot.
>>64731221
Who are you classify me as in the three?
>>64730724
Wasn't here for the CWC. What happened?
>>64731152
No daniel, my posting style is incoherent to newcunts like you.
Most of the kiwis here are furious because they only started coming here since the CWC and don't understand the subtleties of classic 4chan posting. Quite a few of the aussies do though.
The fact that you are furious about a post not being a reddit-esque essay speaks volumes about your autism.
If Gayle just did what Laura was doing he'd be accused of sexual harassment
>last day of comfy rainy cold weather in Sydney
>next week is back to 35 degree days and normies boasting about the weather to their American friends on Normiebook
feels bad
>>64731194
That's just as bad though
>>64731206
>an insightful and interesting statistic and not a shitpost
>>>/cricinfo/
>>64731239
>>64731249
>>64731254
ahaha, I am LITERALLY replying to myself, and you Australian fools will fall for it. Continue to fall for my design.
>>64731239
>(YOU)
>>64731206
you should email KFC to suggest for today's trivia question
>>64731221
How did you post 16sec after the previous post? Must have a 4chan premium pass. Sweet.
Laura>Mel
just burned my pizza lads
reminder that this is literally turning into a nz containment thread
>>64731221
But what exactly is your endgame?
>>64731283
No Australian. U srs cunt?
>>64731269
>>64731240
>>64731285
fuck this
I'm getting back on my boat to reddit
>LE BINK DESD XDXD
How can Glenn live with himself?
>>64731261
23
You guys are getting seriously bad at this, I've been in this thread the whole time and literally every single instance of calling me out has been wrong
There is not one piece of information you know about me that is factually correct.
>>64731298
why did you do that lad?
>>64731308
>THIS is the type of person who tells me to fuck off to reddit
>>64731324
You have access to the internet
>>64731308
who is this muscular, handsome god?
>>64731017
I'm unironically a /pol/ tier coloureds hater, and even I'm put off by the covert racist treatment of Gayle. Also, that cunt would've laughed it off if a blonde blue eyed white boy like Beaton or White said that
>>64731298
Couldn't find your shovel to get it out of the Hangi in time?
>captcha related
>>64731331
The box said to turn it to 220 but it was lying
What happened to Yvonne, /cric/?
See should replace Mel desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFPxSn69pcc
can >we get a fucking wicket lads
>>64731308
seriously how the fuck does everyone on /cric/ look so similar
you're all pastyfaced dweebs, fuck off
>>64731308
george
>>64731366
send the company an email. theyll do something for you.
>be MacGraphs new wife
>he's still going on about his old dead wife
She must have pretty low self esteem to allow herself to be cuck queaned by a dead bitch
>>64731379
BASED 3rd Kiwi
Daniel on suicide watch
Poodam on suicide watch
Saxshit on suicide watch
>>64731379
It's 4Chan. None of us go outside.
>go boulty!
>McClenagain-again-again is bowling
Ffs
>not at international level, Ian
>oh, sorry Simon
Fuck this where's based Mark Richardson
>>64731267
Milne isn't a cunt though
>>64731406
do you think seeing pink bat grips triggers her
glenn mcgrath is the goat
>>64731308
Nick?
>>64731379
Who is it?
>mcwideagain
>>64731415
That was LITERALLY me, statscunt
kys
>>64731440
No. Harrison.
>gg personal info dox inbound
>>64731358
thats because a white guy isnt likely to rape her as soon as they're alone together.
>haven't spoken for four months
>does this
She's literally more autistic than me, I'm telling you lads
>>64731465
>Elliot Rodger calling anyone else a "dweeb"
K I L L
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Y O U R
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S E L F
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Why is /cric/ so much uglier and more beta than /afl/ and /nrl/?
Lads, are Bitchwide and Mel a couple now?
>wide, wide, wide
>>64731435
>get in /poo/ for being killing african wildlife
>"b-but my wife had just died, that makes it ok"
nine eleven
>>64731473
good job censoring your last name
>bitchwide mc shit again
>>64731495
>>64731483
>le supreme gentleman
ebin :^)
Your pasty skin is how I KNOOOWW FOR A FACT you cunts do not play cricket.
t. tanned god
>>64731415
So ur new gimmick is calling statschink 3rd kiwi? Pretty poor m8 apply yourself.
>>64731494
>shiggies looks like the kinda slut that you see advertising to suck dicks on cracker
>>64731473
AJAY ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>64731467
HAHA FOUND YOU
>btfo by sodhi
embarrassing desu
SODHI
someone make a tennis thread
>>64731505
I just do it because otherwise you get the personal info ban
>people here don't know who I am
come on
>>64731473
I only date white women, I just have to pretend I don't have that preference.
So fucking stupid when you think leftists say its your choice with who you love provided you don't have racial preferences
>almost got another
>shit lanka
>>64731548
Why do you not have better privacy settings
Could it be that you actually WANT to be a pseudo e-celeb?
>>64731564
>still not called pooicide squad
>>64731526
STATSCUNT EXPOSED
>>64731526
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK NO.
>totes legite chinese
>>64731564
>tfw I'm too chicken shit to add my face
>>64731294
laura would have loved a bit of the big bull bants
>>64731422
I went outside. AMA
>>64731568
Sodhi actually could be good as a meme cricket spinner. He has a googly and that's literally all you need to be good at T20 spinning
>>64731577
Need it for certain reasons, and I made all my posts pre-last year private.
This thread isn't comfy.
>>64731599
everyone already knows you went tramping m8
Does cricket have the most retarded names?
>bunsen
>chinaman
>cow corner
>googly
>silly
>duck
>dolly
>mankad
>mullygrubber
>sticky wicket
>yorker
>>64731599
Are you kill yet?
>>64731599
When did you first realise you were gay?
>/holly/ will never fuck you with her strap on, while calling you her little bitch
Why even live?
>>64731599
what does ama mean?
>>64731599
That's pretty awesome. Did you walk across that Indiana Jones bridge?
>>64731620
This will fuck your mind but
>not Daniel
>>64731599
Was it scary
>>64731631
Ask me anything.
I would fuck that ANZ bitch
>walking around squirting people
nz t20 memes>>> aus t20 memes
>>64731599
proxy off threadcunt
>It's a give everyone a bowl innings
>>64731623
No but was close to jumping
>>64731629
What a goddess
L
>>64731622
Thank the British.
>>64731659
It gets pretty hot tbf
Uncomfortable fact: A team of ye olde cricket legends like Richie Benaud would lose to a modern professional womens team
>>64731627
When your mum's moustache actually turned me on
>>64731631
Australian meat axe
>>64731659
That sounds pretty annoying tbph
>"so you want to hear Bulls on Parade anon? I'm not sure if I can play that"
Munro on economy watch
Hinter: me ≠Harrison some Chinese bloke idk fuck off
>>64731494
Is zerogoose related to Jonny Bairstow?
>>64731636
This, I'm not a faggot that takes pictures on a tramp
(well except for this one, but that bridge was dank)
>>64731699
You did take pictures you massive wank
>the bad ball is sometimes not a bad ball in T20
That's because it's a load of shit mark
>>64731635
Yep. That pic is from "the windows" in a tunnel.
>>64731637
Am still trembling
>>64731636
>>64731699
>tramp
kys
Anyone want to support my /kickstarter/ for the surgery?
>I'll take nude selfies for you when it's all finished
Fucking extrcleglagan
>>64731699
Very impolite of you Daniel.
It was a 3km walk.
just did a poo lads
>>64731649
thank you
>>64731721
le walkabout
>>64731744
>3km
come on lad my walk to uni is longer than that
>>64731724
Get fucked.
>all the faggots on cricketweb who highly rate mcclenaghan
just end yourselves
Does anyone else genuinely worry for threadfriend? I hope you're doing fine, buddy.
>>64731767
Only after the surgery, anon :^)
>>64731766
Exactly. Not a "tramp."
DJ "the music is so fucking shit"
>76 off 43 to win
Doable surely.
>>64731773
No not really
He is a 29 year old schizophrenic NEET who's unironic highlight of the year was fucking up the CWC final thread
Waste of oxygen
>2016
>still manually running out a tarp
fucking plebs
When /cric/ goes to the beach do you stare at topless qt's like a creep or is that just part of your culture that you don't care about.
>tfw I was 14 me and my cousin were at Manly beach taking pictures of all the topless women
>>64731798
Fits the vibe of NZ then m8
>>64731773
No, he's just doing it for effect because he has nothing else exciting in his life
>>64731697
It's fine. No one gives a fuck which particular chink you are.
>>64731810
I want to nurture him back to health 2bh
>tfw no Ellyse gf
Good day to play some cricket lads
>>64731773
I'll fucking laugh the day he makes national news for exposing himself to Holly.
>>64731817
I just wear my glasses and sit near them and get glances
>>64731817
cheeky looks are fine
taking pictures will get you knocked out
>shit lankas RR is rising
>>64731858
>caring about the result of a meme20
Come on lad
>>64731848
he can't even leave his house without having a panic attack
""""""""""""""people"""""""""""""" like him are literally the arguement for legal euthanasia
l-let's just bowl boult
>>64731810
If he's really mentally ill then i feel bad for him. Schizophrenia is no laughing matter. If he finds happiness here, good on him
henny
>>64731870
One day he'll escape and try and kidnap her. Just watch.
>>64731848
>implying she wouldn't enjoy it
PERERA THIS MOTHERFUCKER
>>64731892
I think your stream may be a little behind
>>64731888
>>64731887
He better fucking invite me over when he does
>discussing the tactics of bowling "good" full tosses
This semen slurping sport may not be for me lads
>letting shit lanka come back from 4-42
>threadfriend
Is this threadcounter?
>>64731904
I know, this is embarassing.
Why don't they bowl yorkers every ball desu senpai
