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First for the one true goat and STILL my boy
>>64726424
first for valkyrie
Don't let it get this late again or these bombs will throw
>>64726454
JRE is gold tonight
Because he walks into the octagon in his pajamas he's a martial artist and I'm not?
top 10 for paige and schaub
https://youtu.be/InnRJIGfLFU
>>64726491
rip dan hardy
REELFITEFANS™ shouldn't let themselves fall for hypetrains, nobody is invincible
>>64726454
What's next for Gustafsson, lads?
>>64726475
Do you think he would spar with a manlet?
What does Joe's wife look like?
>>64726515
source?
Dana confirmed holly is fighting again before she fights Ronda
>>64726531
>tfw we get to see Meisha heem'd
>>64726525
He lost to a manlet
>>64726424
> Not eternal PVZ edition
>>64726521
If he loses his next fight he's probably gonna leave the UFC
If he works his way up to a *third* title shot and loses, presumably to Jones again, he'll kill himself
>>64726520
Except Sage
>>64726500
How high are they
You can ban one of these two:
Eyepokes
or
Wrestlefucking
Choose wisely.
>>64726525
He sparred with Latifi, you just gotta get pretty thick, solid and extremely tight
>>64726567
Eyepokes
Without wrestlefucking some of my favorite fighters wouldn't win meme decisions
>>64726567
If you can't get up if you get taken down then that's your problem and are probably a horrible fighter.
>>64726567
Wrestlefucking
Suddenly America has no champs
>>64726567
>I watch MMA for big meaty sexual cumshot punches because Im an ADD fratboy
Just stick to the highlight vid comps on Youtube kid
>>64726585
>you will never jizz on Miesha's nose
>>64726599
>Being this afraid to stand and bang
Just run into my overhand left
>>64726500
They /pol/ nao.
>>64726602
And all the talented British contenders would finally get their chance to shine
>>64726602
Just like England yeh?
>>64726602
I forgot Dillashaw, DC, Rockhold, and Robbie won their titles by humping people
>>64726602
Cormier is the only american champ who's main weapon is wrestlefucking though, and he'll lose his belt to Jones soon enough
>>64726520
Depends on how you view "hypetrains". Having a favorite fighter and rooting for him makes the fights that much more interesting.
Being deluded enough to think that a person can't lose is quite another.
>>64726625
>>64726634
>>64726636
>>64726638
>this triggers the American
>>64726619
Can't run into an overhand left when you're on the ground complaining to the ref to stand it up.
If a mugger attacks you on the street and puts you on your back, will you beg a ref to stand you up?
Literally how?
>>64726652
Kill yourself, this country has no good fighters. Accept it.
>>64726657
>If a mugger attacks you on the street and puts you on your back, will you beg a ref to stand you up?
He'll be facedown with his dick in the dirt from a snap kick before his heels leave the ground
>>64726652
Erm, okay? It's demonstrably false but I guess you were after some (you)s so take another one
>>64726671
The clothe on the right flatters her more
Clothes and makeup can make an average girl hot
should rockhold's new nickname be Luke "Rocky" Rockhold?
>>64726671
For you
>>64726689
Sure they would cuck. They'll take you down and stab you, then run off with your money cause you have no take down defense.
>>64726701
>clothe
>>64726701
kek, that is paint, you are staring at a naked butt dumbass
>>64726727
I wish there was a singular word for clothes other than "garmet", referring to specific articles of clothing is gay
>>64726733
You really nailed the dana white impersonation
>>64726602
>only Americans do Brazilian jiu-jitsu
Is this your first day?
>>64726733
The guy who painted it did a good job then m8
>>64726772
He's been here since UFC 189
>>64726671
/weightcutronda/
>>64726777
chekt and would fuck no matter hwat
>>64726671
How what? They literally look the same
>>64726786
I've been hear longer than you
>>64726777
Had to have been a girl who painted that ass, senpai
Any guy would be shaking and sweating too hard to finish the job there
Bet her asscheeks are hard as rocks
>>64726709
Luke "Literally Perfect" Rockhold
>tfw wanna have a nice fap but my brother is home
Rogan just said he'd hook up with Hillary Clinton
>>64726814
Put your phone in a plastic bag and take a shower
>>64726835
This is the funniest thing I've read this year.
>>64726709
Luke "Froot Loop" Rockhold
>>64726814
>>64726835
>4chan in a nutshell
>>64726814
>he doesn't fap when people are in the same house as him
Do you not have a door to your room or do you scream when you cum
Now they're talking about little dicks
>>64726914
Correction, now they're talking about gorilla dicks
>>64726878
he likes to randomly walk into my room without knocking to ask me dumb shit
>>64726671
>>64726962
A LOTTA ASS FOR A ROCK STAR
>Dana White before: The next fight for Holly is Ronda at UFC 200
>Dana White today: Holy Holm will fight before fighting Ronda
>>64726944
you could always do it in the bathroom, just use your phone or your imagination
>>64727001
>Holm has two fights on the same card
Would you Ronda's mom?
>>64727070
He'd do this if he could the mad man.
>>64727001
Holly is fighting Cyborg at UFC 199 and then defending against Ronda at 200 you goof! How many twitter followers do you have you square headed doofus?
>>64726811
Luke "Husbandu" Rockhold
>>64727227
CM "ISIS Man" Punk
>>64722293
Should've done an Austin 3:16 shirt rip-off but with Connor 0:13 or something 2bh.
>FACT: CM Punk will fare much, much better than people anticipated.
>>64727304
That'd be too clever for Reebok.
>>64727347
i hope they match him up with some can from asia and he gets knocked out in humiliating fashion like marcelo garcia (another professional wrestler)
>>64727347
True. I think he easily wins his first fight. The fucker has been training for close to a year now for this fight.
>>64727347
I see him getting knocked out in his first fight to be quite truthful family member
reminder
https://twitter.com/sbnlukethomas/status/630836704572755968
>>64727381
Nah, they will pit him against the guy from LFAF, who isn't bad, but will fit in well with Punk' style, which Doofus is taking care of. Zuffa and the UFC will market the shit out of it and it will be a competitive fight, but a fight that Punk will win decisively.
Heck, he isn't even shaving during training so that he can theatrically shave it off in the Embeddeds for maximum mandramatic effect.
>>64727384
Yeah, I've seen it. The cop says to the other cop something along the lines: "I'll fuck your mother, stop making the snowballs so big" in a joking manner.
>inb4 we get bombed some more for violence against refugees
My body is ready.
>>64727001
Where did Dana say that today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaOlYSN_DPs
wtf
>>64727498
UFC Tonight I think
>>64727498
UFC Tonight.
Only took a month for him to flip flop. The thing about him that I hate is that he says something and makes it sound so definitive and then changes his mind on a dime. I know a lot of other people are involved in the decisions but nothing he says is to ever be believed at face value.
>>64727507
Jones looking fat
inb4 he can't make 205 anymore
>>64727227
How does joining ISIS help him with his MMA training?
Is he working in his ground and beheading technique?
https://youtu.be/zmIVoZ7KMYE?
tfw no pat lundvall gf
>>64727511
>>64727552
I'm glad we'll be getting Tate/Holm desu
Tate will probably feel quite shit if she loses though
>>64727620
Prevents head locks cause your beard provides a nice cushion
>>64727507
>>64727554
He certainly wasn't looking as flowy as usual there.
>>64727554
I think he is just looking slow, I guess it's by the end of a training session but why upload the vid
>>64727379
>yfw he gets someone on 1 week notice
>>64727552
Holly is a grade A goofball. That Ronda fight at 200 would've set her for life, plus she'd most likely win based on the fact that Honda is shooting more shitty movies and proping up her collapsing media hypetrain in the meantime. Tate is a horrible matchup for her.
If your favorite fighter isn't Schaub I just don't know what to tell you.
>>64727744
Ronda would not be in shape for 200
What if Jones is like the anti BJ Penn and Unmotivated Jones was actually his GOAT form and he'll be shit tier once he returns?
>>64727744
>Tate is a horrible matchup for her
In what possible way?
>>64727778
She's in better shape now than she was for 193. See:
>>64726671
>>64727744
fighting champion
No one thought she'd beat Ronda but look where we are
>>64727792
That was taken months ago
And by in shape I mean having her head and more specifically jaw screwed on right
>>64727744
>Tate is a horrible matchup for her.
Top lel pham she just barely cruised past Jessica Eye, and she did that by laying on top of her. Tate is Esparza-tier in that all she's got is take downs.
Also I don't think she's in complete control of what happens. The big boys wanted to keep her dormant for 8 months, that's not good when you're 34. I suppose they finally came to their senses.
>>64727507
He looks like MC Ride with a smaller nose now
what would you do with cat zingano?
is looking for a fight actually any good
>>64727507
>BUT HES GOING TO SMOKE DC
>>64727857
feed her my dirty drawers
>>64727857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRxDguNMI7w&feature=youtu.be&t=17
>>64727554
>>64727651
>>64727902
You experts sure can tell a lot about a person based on a 10 second video clip
>>64727902
Jones' hypesluts think he's invincible, no point in pointing out a potential weakness in him
>>64727918
You bet your candy ass I can
He's looking stiff
He's looking soft
>>64727507
> wearing leggings
>>64727951
>Not wearing leggings
>>64727507
it's as if he were stuck in the mud
>>64727857
Rematch her with Amanda Nunes but she hasn't fought in a year. At this point I think she should fight someone in the top 15. Her vs. Correira would be a spicy banger.
>>64727838
I keep telling people Jones needs to adopt the DG meme and walk out to their songs (Takyon).
In truth Krazy Horse has a better case for it, but JJ with a beard + DG is balls to the walls.
>>64727967
Conor would smash him desu
>>64727951
>>64727960
this is mma. we call them spats you filthy casuals
>>64727507
Why is he bulking now that cutting weight is harder than ever?
Is he fighting DC at that new 225 or whatever weight class or what?
>>64727838
You think it bothers them that all of their fans are white boys?
>>64727857
wrestle with her and intentionally lose
If Lawler is making half a mill a fight. Conor must have made 5 million against Aldo.
rumor has it that dana's changing the brand name to "Conor Fighting Champsionship"
EA Sports UFC 2 confirmed to have UFC Ultimate Team! Get hype!
>>64728007
i meant matchmaking wise you pervs
why am I watching Dana and his pals just eat
>>64728027
dude their disclosed pay is nowhere near what they are actually paid
LOOKING FOR A FIGHT LEAKED
>>64728052
damn
>>64728040
>>64728062
Lol did you find it on Reddit? xDD
>>64728034
Go back to twitch you filthy snot
>>64728062
>>64728083
It's literally on Youtube on UFC's channel
Is Nick Diaz gay?
>>64728094
I thought this was common /heem/ knowledge
>>64728103
he is prison bitch material isn't he
>>64728094
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9bPA38TaJ0
>>64727787
Well at least he wont have to struggle to get back into non shape
>>64728103
He slaps instead of punching
>>64728085
it was a joke
>>64727825
The whole division is shit, Holly included. She came within a cunt hair of losing to Raquel fucking Pennington of all people, so its not like her losing to Tate is that unbelievable.
>>64728148
>Kid calling out CM Punk
>Dana's face when
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>64728176
y-you too..
>>64728148
show for real fight fans goofs
>>64728210
Decent when he's talking bout the fights but there's a lot of filler in between
>>64726599
this
Should I go train at Matt Serra's gym?
>>64728272
no you should train with nick serra and like cummo
>>64727857
Ask her to sit on my face.
>>64728148
Literally eating with a bunch of old guys: the show.
>>64727857
Turbofuck her and ask her for money.
>>64728037
Match her tongue with my anus.
>>64727825
>[tate] just barely cruised past Jessica Eye, and she did that by laying on top of her.
That's all Miesha's ever done. From what I understand, that's how a lot of fighters win championships.
>>64728148
I am convinced that dana is a fucking cunt
I love wearing my Fighter and the Kid Live shirt that I got for only 24.99
>>64728148
Will these all be on Youtube lads?
>>64728585
yes
>>64728585
Yes.
>>64728510
>that's how a lot of fighters win championships.
Nope
>>64728598
>>64728601
Thanks senpaitachi think I might actually follow the series
When it gets to the fights its pretty decent but everything else is a bit of bullshit desu
>>64728510
Will it hasn't won her anything relevant
>>64728614
yeah, considering I only have to watch one episode for months, I'll probably watch all of it.
>>64728614
>he didn't enjoy seeing Geno's cheesesteaks
>>64728672
no
>>64728672
no
>>64728672
no
>>64728694
taffy>cheesesteaks 2bh
>>64728672
grandpa might have mentioned it once or twice
>>64728672
based TMZ
>>64728148
That was awful.
>>64728775
I turned it off at the 10 minute mark. It's just a bunch of bald men going through mid life crisis cussing a lot.
best fightfu coming through
>>64728775
>>64728817
I thought I was the only one who didn't get all the hype and praise for it. Just find it boring, and none of them particularly endearing or interesting.
>>64728836
>Them roid veins on her right thigh
>20 minutes of Dana and friends being goofs
>5 minutes of Dana and friends overreacting to tryhards and scrubs
>1 minute of Matt Serra talking shit again
Already lost interest
>>64728836
That's not Ronda.
>>64728148
>Watching 25 minutes of this shit
Lemme go ahead and tell ya fuck no
>>64728855
I bet you like Conor McGregor
>>64727227
>meme beards
he would never be my boy.
>>64728882
wow so cool
>>64728950
Why would anyone like McGregor? He's not even good.
>>64728950
>>64729010
http://liverkick.com/index.php/item/3827-glory-27-announced-for-chicago-on-february-26-levin-vs-marcus-rematch
Next Glory event guys
>>64728976
thanks. you make sure to remember to brush your teeth before you got to bed btw champ
>>64729048
Thanks Strayabro.
>>64729114
no probs. I need to watch moe glory. I may have plans on that day too. Also same day as bellator.
>tfw too many fights
atleast its easy to download bellator and Glory
Is anyone here hype for Invicta?
>>64726424
1/16, get your shit together, OPs.
>>64728855
>>64729168
Yeah I wanna see Cyborg maul another chick in record time.
>>64729184
If only she was nice and didn't have an eating problem and practiced striking, top fightfu potential
>>64729189
There's not much film on the Russian girl she's fighting. From what I can tell she has shit striking but decent grappling, probably another 60 second TKO.
>>64729218
Ronda has looked downright pudgy in her last two fights.
>>64729249
>in her last two fights.
she always has
>>64729168
>Invitca
Gif related
>>64729243
I loved how mad /heem/ was about this win.
>>64729260
wrong
DC - Jones fight confirmed for 197
>>64729273
It ruined literally all the picks.
>>64729035
That's not nice.
>>64729315
i remember being on sherdog and jacking off to her these days
weird times and i have since been banned from sherdog
>>64729373
My picks were /stillexisting/ after that fight.
http://www.mmafighting.com/2016/1/6/10720948/morning-report-ufc-195-tyron-woodley-ben-askren-johny-hendricks-ronda-rousey-snl-ea-ufc-mma-news
Shots fired
>>64729168
excited af desu
WHY DO YOU STUPID ALPHA FAGS POST OBESE WOMEN AND CLAIM HIGH TEST
STOP IT
T
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I
T
>>64729475
I can't be sure, but I'm pretty convinced that no picks got all of them right.
I know that pisses me off sometimes.
Good for Hall tho. Hope he manages to gain some momentum and traction.
Reminder that Dillashaw, DC, and Robbie all have fake belts.
>>64729475
>Tfw it's been almost 2 years since that post fight promo and my life is still where it used to be
>>64729513
>Good for Hall tho. Hope he manages to gain some momentum and traction.
you know he lost after the mousasi fight right
>>64729513
>rooting for the next DC sniper
typical serbia
>>64729482
I think Raquel's Polynesian genetics give her the worst face for showing damage from a fight. I have her ftw though.
>>64729524
Hendricks legitimized the WW belt.
DC and Dillashaw have to win their next fights for it to be legit.
>>64729549
It was a short notice fight.
Keep existing
so this show is why serra got so fat?
>>64729511
>>64729591
Against a bum though. Wonderboy made Whitaker look like a bar brawler.
>>64729564
Hendricks never lost the WW belt though.
>>64729549
Yes, bad phrasing I suppose:
>I hope he finally manages to gain and keep some momentum.
>tfw they hate each other
>>64729635
as bad as Eye looks, I think she might be the most attractive top-10 135 fighter.
Why are so many mma fans proud of being poor? Broke little shitstains that steal ufc content deserve to be hurt bad.
I've noticed most people that steal ufc events are really fat and ugly. They should just kill themselves.
>>64729656
you have bad opinions
What a shitty thread tbqfh
>>64729656
>>64729679
Well I was being sincere, but also hoping to bait someone into giving a counterpoint. Miesha, Ronda, Cat, ... I would say Holly is my #2 in terms of attractiveness.
lol I'm laughing at all the losers that are barely watching Lookin for a Fight. Like how pathetic are you to not be able to afford $10 a month?
>>64729700
>trying to be a paige
2hightest
>>64729670
maybe because UFC charges 60 per event?
>>64729613
Whittaker is a ranked opponent.
>>64729713
I can afford many things, but I don't buy everything I see until I have nothing left do I?
you little slimy faggot
>>64729713
>everyone who has fight pass gives a shit about the bullshit, fake, 'looking for a fight' series
Yeah... episode 1: 'discovering sage northcutt' - episode 2: 'discovering an opponent for wgaf punk'
Seriously, nobody cares.
>>64729656
Wew lad
>>64729742
>bruce buffer moving his head up at 5 seconds
is this some sort of signal
>>64729742
Who is this guy? Worst body I've seen in the UFC
>>64729790
Miesha's cool but not the thing for me.
>>64729804
He's the can they fed to Sage.
>>64729819
Did they choose an intentionally ugly (face, body) guy to highlight Sage's looks?
>>64729862
pretty much
>>64729713
i have better shit to spend money on. also i would heem you with a weak jab
Requesting Megan Olivi BBC comments, thanks /heem/
>>64728854
>not having fun with the goofball squad.
>>64727994
Because he wants to heavyweight after he destroys DC
>>64729656
Her head is the size of Dana's
Miesha, Cat, Ronda, McMann are hotter. Her and Holly is a toss up.
>i thought it wuz gunna be like sage norfcutt
you know that nig wanted so bad to play the race card.
>>64729929
>Destroys DC
>Goes down to MW, destroys Rockhold
>Goes up to HW, destroys Cain
A man can dream.
