Caballero, Sagna, Mangala, Otamendi, Clichy, Delph, Fernandinho, De Bruyne, Toure (C), Silva, Aguero
Hart, Demichelis, Kolarov, Fernando, Sterling, Navas, Iheanacho
Starts in 1 bong
>still no rest for de bruyne
everton win
>>64721410
>cabellero
that literacy
>Mirallas won't leave.
>So lets make him stay by starting Tom Cleverly outwide ahead of him!
Martinez sacked when?
why isn't "runs like a fag" not in first line-up? isn't he 50 million wonderchild?
>>64721393
Everton win 3-2
Screencap this.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Post your game snacks
>>64721488
or it's a 4-3-3
>>64721568
good bulking food
>>64721568
I'd post a pic of a glass of water but my phone is out atm.
Is this for the capital one cup?
What is the purpose of supporting Everton?
>>64721601
being a liverpool resident but not wanting to die
>>64721568
>diabetes: the food
>40 bings earlier
>>64721568
>>64721574
Its Berty m8, hes too retarded to play normal tactics, he literally thinks playing CMs on the wings gives you width and a more solid team.
>in 4 years, 30 years ago will be the 90s
>>64721676
>in 30 years, 2016 will have been 30 years ago
>>64721507
YOU USED TO CALL ME ON MY LELPHONE
also what's up with Caballero, why no Hart?
>>64721688
>>64721697
it's only everton
>>64721714
so based lukaku is scoring twice tonight, alright I'm looking forward
>>64721568
>opening the cookies 45 bings before the game starts
m8, do you want soggy biscuits?
>>64721628
>eating at the pc table
Everton's lineup: WHOCARESLOL
>>64721698
Is lemon peel a Meme ingredient?
>>64721735
sure but aguero and yaya are scoring 5
>>64721762
what does "is X meme" anymore?
>city put out weak team
>poverton put out their strongest team
small club behaviour
20 (twenty) years without a trophy
0 (zero) league cup trophies
>>64721751
LOL EPIK WON BRO UR SO COOL LOL DO U DO MOLLY?
>>64721698
>dipping bread in olive oil
gross as fuck
it tastes like shit
Can anyone figure out what is wrong with DiveLeFail's mouth?
>>64721485
cablelro
>>64721789
Probably because you ate the poopoo out of my ass
>>64721786
wew lad
>>64721698
Fucking M&S ads
>>64721789
>brit commenting on food
>>64721568
>tfw wanna make hummus but the blender too loud for 3:30 am
>>64721410
>more Argies than Brits
>more Frenchmen than Brits
nice "club"
>>64721771
each?
>>64721789
don't use cheap olive oil
>>64721762
the peel in that webm is orange peel, neither are meme ingredients
>>64721822
I can't even think of a dutch food unless you fuckers eat clogs, poppies or cannabis.
>>64721852
combined
>moyes
just found out Pierre Boulez died, hold me lads.
>>64721866
kapsalon m8, traditional dutch meal, also kroket out of a wall
>>64721890
who dat
>>64721901
>>64721866
we literally invented cheese you cunts
>>64721628
>actually still having the cortana bar
do you like your porn to be displayed for ms employees to laugh at
>samsung monitor
Enjoy your shitty colours
>old ass desk not even in good condition
It's like you want to look poor
B E S I C
>>64721910
One of the greatest maestros of the last 100 years and troll master.
>>64721866
we invented the GOAT football snack, m8.
>>64721914
>Stoke vs Liverpool
Both teams sell out their stadiums weeks in advance
>Everton vs Man City
Neither able to sell out for a semi final in the cup, despite reduced ticket prices and lots of away fans.
How weak
>>64721835
Settling for mum-tier snack instead
Should I read or watch this match? I would derive pleasure from watching City lose.
>>64721852
>orange peel
Than confirmed meme
>>64721942
>aussie is a fat neckbeard living with his mom
utterly shocked
>>64721839
>brits
why would we intentionally cripple ourselves?
>>64721901
That looks horrendous
>>64721940
Some teams have more dedicated fans than others, news at eleven.
>>64721568
>not having fish, chips and gravy while watching the footy
How do other countries even function?
>>64721942
>yoplait has the same name in straya it does here
can I have a vocaroo of you pronouncing it?
>>64721839
>I'd rather have shit players in my team just for muh nationalism
>>64721961
read what
>>64721942
why are you awake at that time
>>64722004
You are only fielding one (one) English player and it's fucking Delph
>>64721937
>wikipedia
>>64722011
I like sports
>>64721942
>those feminine hands
I bet you give a mean handjob m8
WE LIKE SPORTS
AND WE DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS
>watching this shit instead of barca
my sides, get in a real thread nerds
>>64720834
>>64722037
>You
I'm not even a City fan, just laughing at the retards who get wound up over player nationality
>>64722041
come up with a source to prove your point then bitch
if not, 2 mangala own goals tonight, I know him from back in the day at standard
>>64721942
>Those soft un-calloused hands
What kind of work do you do mate?
>>64722050
I'm the favourite pat giver of my cat, yes
>>64721998
this is chips
those are fries
>>64721940
cringe isnt it
and everton have £5 tickets for under 18s, still dont sell out
>>64722037
>british players are fucking shit
what a surprise
>>64721917
>do you like your porn to be displayed for ms employees to laugh at
i don't care what samir and kumar think of me
>Enjoy your shitty colours
seem fine to me
>old ass desk not even in good condition
i'm not a materialistic consumer cuck like you are
>>64721973
It's good health food, might be best to go back to your poutine, canada
ps no mum's here
Everton never sell out during midweek games because their Welsh fans aren't willing to travel during the week
>>64721940
Its not like Everton fans have work tomorrow
>>64722113
>>64722070
Tradition and history is a big part of football
>>64722082
rocket league, studying and patting my cat mostly
>>64722126
Everton never sell out full stop
>>64722146
>>64722146
>tradition
My team has had good foreign players for 30+ years.
Having British players means nothing to me
>>64722153
>rocket league
meme game
>Your club's song is literally about your more famous rivals
small club behaviour
>>64722180
It's ok to have a couple foreign players but having 90% foreign is not
>>64722195
whorureferringto
>>64722069
>barçawinslol
>>64722197
lol says who? Nobody cares man, most British players are worthless shit
>>64722211
WE DONT CARE WHAT THE RED SHITES SAY, AND WHAT THE HECK DO WE CARE
'CAUSE WE ONLY KNOW THAT THERE'S GUNNA BE A SHOW WHEN THE EVERTON BOYS ARE THERE
>>64722069
Spoiler alert: Barcelona wins
Thank fuck howard's not playing
>>64722234
>>64722212
Worst meme in decades
>Mangala starts for City
I thought City were a big club? Why are they fielding shit players?
>>64722197
just fuck off blackie
remember the everton vs spurs thread where nobody cared about the game but the banter was 10/10?
we could do it again lads if we try
>>64722253
It's not a meme, it's what happens
so de bruyne and silva really on the flanks? wouldn't be a bad idea to pull them apart for a bit as they seem to hate each other
>>64722266
What the fuck, those nipples are huge, and not in the traditional way
>>64722266
He'd be so fucking hot if it wasn't for the tits
>>64722269
>as they seem to hate each other
Tell me more
>Kolo/Yaya toure chants
>2016
It got murdered by #LADs in Magaluf, and students. Let it die
>20 seconds in
>already being outsung at home
rather have this guy than vardy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0P6coCFM6o
http://www.capitalonecup.com/
Stanford is already top of the table with a full head of steam lads, this game means nothing
BERTIE MEE SAID TO MATT BUSBY
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE NORTHBANK HIGHBURY
NO SAID MATT YOU COCKNEY TWAT
BUT IVE HEARD OF THE STRETFORD ENDERS!
YANITED
YANITED
YANITED
CRUSH THESE CITY CUNTS EVERTON
>>64722266
You can't do good banter with a plastic club like manchester city?
>Singing about steven gerrard
cringed hard
>Steve Gerrard chant
I love it, but why?
STE GERRARD GERRARDD
HE SLIPPED ON HIS FUCKING AAAARSE
>>64722266
what's wrong with his chin
>ganso is 27 this year
SO HERE'S TO YOU VINCENT KOMPANY YOU'LL NEVER WIN THE TREBLE AND YOU KNOW WOOOO-OO-OOOOAHH
>3 minutes into cup semi final
>Start singing about ex Liverpool players
OBSESSION
>>64722325
my balls aren't on it
>>64722300
could you be any more plastic?
WE'VE GOT NICOLAS OTAMENDI
amazing away support
Will Everton survive the Man City TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNAMI, lads?
CAN YOU HEAR THE CITY SING?
I CAN'T HEAR A F*CKING THING
WOAH WOAH SSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Watching football for the first time. Is the man on the green team really called 'clean sheet'? Is that not where a team scores no goals? Did I hear wrong?
>>64722341
n-not his fault
>>64722326
What range is that, in normal people measurements?
>Singing about steven gerrard
cringed hard
Why are City risking Aguero in a league cup match? Yeah it is the semi-final but it's just the league cup, not worth it when he's made of glass
Are they singing about the season were gerrard slipped? wasnt that the season liverpool beat everton 4-0?
>>64722363
They're the only fans you can hear..
>>64722363
>>64722341
>>64722300
PLEASE have sex
Already a better match than Stoke - Pool
God that was boring shit
>>64722391
>le virgin meme
epic my man you sure showed him
>>64722285
>>64722288
there is literally nothing wrong with her nipples
>tfw liverpool fan having to root for neverton to get a free win in the final rather than getting shit on by city
weird feel
>>64722367
anything below 1.80
>>64722367
below 1,83m in height
>when her weight starts with 2
>>64722407
>her
>>64722411
You're gonna get dicked by stoke either way
Did Nike really just recycled Barça's last season away kit to City?
>>64722411
>Supporting Everton
Nope.jpg
>>64722425
Still don't know why the city fans were singing about steven gerard?
So new to the game they don't know the difference between everton and liverpool?
>>64722426
citys kit has some black shit on it
Back from the snack run
Got some maltesers in honour of kun
>>64722406
>>64722411
>>64722413
Thanks lads.
>tfw 180
I feel hurt. I always assumed that 5,9 would still be below me.
>>64722432
everton winning two meaningless games is worth the free trophy for us m8
THE CITY IS YOURS
THE CITY IS YOOOOURS
20000 EMPTY SEATS ARE YOU FUCKING SURE?
are everton fans even in the stadium? all i hear is our support
>money cant buy stones
money literally will buy stones
and lukaku
>>64722440
not sure if memeing or just amerilard
>>64722440
gerrard is a well known everton fan
Money on Delph for first goal at 15/1. Doesn't mind a dig and he is due one...
>>64722425
>dicked by Stoke
I'm as disgustingly ABL as they come but come on, Stoke are out
>>64722464
Don't believe the memes, Everton's atmosphere is fucking shit
>>64722464
>our
barkleys fucked
>>64722456
being 180 in norway is being 140 anywhere else, i thought norway was full of giants?
>>64722440
because obsession
>>64722467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GG-jMjvnua8
I
>>64722456
it goes 5'9" 5'10" 5'11" 6'0"
so 5'9" is still below you
>>64722469
No he's not, Gerrard had a season ticket growing up.
Fowler, Carragher, Owen, Lallana were Everton fans, but Gerrard was actually a red.
inb4 le epic uncle put him in everton kit picture
>>64722488
I BELIEVE
>>64722450
>chocolate chunk
>no brand crisps
>BISCINO
the city of irish food companies
Oh no, Barklay is injured. Now they have to bring someone good in.
>>64722426
Pep incoming
>>64722475
Not really, I'd say I'm average or slightly above average.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH PABLO ZABALETA HE IS THE FUCKING MAN
>>64722456
you're gonna be okay breh it's just internet memes
>>64721568
Dont have any pics of your mums pussy
I BELIEVE
>School of Silence
I'm 5'7 I can heem anyone ITT.... just sayin,,,,,,,
>>64722518
everyone else does though
I BELIEVE THAT
>>64722489
That makes absolutely no sense.
I BELIEVE THAT
YAYAAAAAAAAA TOURE
>>64722515
Nah dude let's be honest for a moment, if you have two identicle guys but one's 5'6" and one's 6'1" it's an easy choice for the girl every time
Even like 5'10" is straddling the line
>>64722553
welcome to america
>>64722539
sure you can Hames
All Lidl
Don't know about the crisps but their biscuits are great
>>64722539
>watching divegrass
I BELIEVE THAT >WE
>>64722572
James would say
>I-I-I-I-I'm 5'7 I can heem a-a-a-a-anyone ITT.... just sa-sa-sa-sayin
>Goodison is falling apart so much that they have to put buckets down under the roof leaks
>People getting moved from their season ticket spots due to it
KEK
E
K
>city fans getting this into the meme cup
embarrassing
>>64722588
WILL WIN
now piss off
Anyone remember the everton fan saying they have the third best squad in the league
>>64722605
>in all 4 competitions
how your club doing m8
I BELIEVE THAT >WE WILL WIN
Oops,
>>64722573 was for >>64722500
>>64722605
>omg why are they singing and having fun at a football match. NO. FUN. ALLOWED.
>>>//USA//
>>64722599
why is there sewage in this bucket?
JAJAJAJAJAAAAJJJA >>64722597
>>64722599
rather that than this
All this 'snack' posting , im starting to think that this board is full of weed smokers
Holy shit
>>64722609
>200 replies
>0 (zero) British flags ITT
what part of city are you from lads?
Turns out both of these teams are shit.
We (us, Liverpool) have already won the cup it seems...
>>64722623
they allow 'fun' m8, webm related, amerifans
>>64722642
>espanyol
>>64722599
>why dont they get a new stadium?
>>64722573
I work at Lidl, can confirm there snacks are tip top tier.
I used to think only gippos shopped there but it's a lot better now.
>>64722642
Thanks Hans, my cable doesn't show Copa del Rey
>>64722608
kys my friend
>>64722616
where in manchester are you from friend?
>>64722623
taking the meme cup this seriously is for midtable teams. youth teams should be out.
>>64722646
I live near Openshaw but I'm a united fan, like most people in the city.
>>64722640
Goodison is empty too and they have an even smaller stadium
>>64722197
>trying to argue with muslims
They will never understand importance of culturism and traditions
>>64722567
Maybe because you are a bitch nigga.
I'm 5'10 and never had a problem beating out taller guys to women. Confidence and a good job/money is all bitches care about.
>you now remember when Baines was the best left back in England
ZZZ
GOODISON PARK IS FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN
FALLING DOWN
>>64722660
It's a fucking freekick, the opponent is irrelevant
>>64722698
>americuck banter
>>64722659
Holy shit that is cringe inducing as fuck. If they had neutral fans like that here there'd just be fights every week
>>64722642
uh, that's just a freekick
>>64722642
Keepers gotta have that, it's struck so slowly. He easily makes it, just fucks up the save
>>64722642
someone pls repost my browser is going apeshit I want to watch it and can't save it either
>>64722690
>beating off taller guys
Fixed
>>64722597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZD6m0sqGU24
>>64722704
good one mate
>>64722659
>chanting USA
i really wish he's just being ironic,.
>>64722668
You get good pay? Heard they are good to work for
Got served by a wholesome qt tonight
>>64722684
kek
>>64722690
KEK
>>64722728
LOL NICE BRO U THINK OF THAT URSELF? EBIN HAVE AN UPBOAT NARWHAL BACON LOL RITE? MY ROFLCOPTER GOES SOI SOI SOI SOI
>>64722690
>I'm 5'10
I'm so sorry
Real scrappy mid table battle this one
>>64722715
notice the
>USA USA USA
chant at the end
Weird how insecure people are on here , well it isn't really but i digress.At 5'7 i have no problem attracting hot girls
im cumming lads
>>64722730
>journalists can't contain the laugh
poor james
>>64722731
what are you suggesting??
Willy Cabbage will cost city at least one goal by not claiming a cross. Hopefully he does though so he get's dropped for the next leg.
>>64722690
haha little, fat american manlet
>>64722734
I went from £6.70 at Wilkos to £8.25 starting doing basically the same job at Lidl. Two promotions and you're store assistant manager making £24k/year+ and then store manager makes between £37k and £50k/year with company car.
I have a degree in web design but prospects are better at Lidl.
>>64722771
why are you being such a little faggot toward us? did a black american fuck the girl you were too beta to talk to?
Why is the ground so empty?
>>64722785
ok too far, posting about 5'9 was pushing it but this is too obvious
>>64722785
You must have a really pretty face then
>>64722808
Everton has no fans
>>64722805
>>64722761
you mad bro?
>>64722668
Fuck off Jack lad you marriage cunt
>>64722805
hes belgian m8 theyre all black as it is
I'm 6'4 and never had sex, what's everyone talking about?
>>64722820
Everton has no pennies.
>>64722830
God bless
>>64722785
>5'7
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
get in
I am 5'3 and have sex every night
>>64722761
Calm down, Tyrone. Have a cheeseburger or something.
What the fuck is your problem? I'm 5'1 and never have trouble attracting women.
