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King of memes
>first for Pulju
Not even angry at sandwiches, Florida has no bean suppah
Third for third
I never tried a Publix sandwich before, because when I saw them in the stores they looked pretty shit desu and usually went to Subway or Quiznos or chipotle.
Are they actually good or not? due to how big of a meme it is I will try it next time when in Florida.
>>64718912
That jaw's gonna be bigger than his forehead once he gets put on the freedom pills in the NHL.
http://strawpoll.me/6464910
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>>64718802
That's not Patrick Kane
2.4 million finns watched the WJC final when it reached its climax, 300 000 short of half the population.
>>64718903
>american cuisine
almost certainly overrated garbage desu
>>64719042
>canadian mocking the cuisine of another country
Sorry it's not kraft dinner covered in maple syrup m8.
>>64719030
How many committed suicide?
>>64719048
kraft dinner is fucking GOAT and you know it
the maple syrup thing is gross though
>>64719060
>literally mad at sandwiches
>>64719056
They won..
>>64719056
>>64719078
But I bet at least a few ended it all when Russia equalized with 6 seconds left. I'm sure they thought Finland would lose in OT after that.
They didn't count on the memes, though.
>>64719014
>92% Memes
top kek
>>64719094
>>64719094
>finland
>losing in ot
never
PULJU IS BUST REAL PLAYER IS LAINE
gold fuckin celebration
http://www.katsomo.fi/#!/jakso/33002015001/urheilun-livestreamit/560202/suomen-u20-maajoukkueen-kultajuhlat
http://areena.yle.fi/1-3115368
>>64719072
you'd be mad too if someone was trying to pass off shit in a bun as a sandwich
Non-Finns of /hoc/, how can our nations develop a strategy to counteract Finnish meme superiority?
>>64719676
>find ways to get less sun/daytime. Darkness is key
>lower the prices on cheep beer and vodka
>liquorice or tar flavor on everything
>cold
>spread out the population, best is if you can have less than 1 person per square kilometer
>move country as close to Russia as possible
>>64719676
pray for sean to come back
![american-flag-overlode[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/aVUkNTP.jpg "american-flag-overlode[1].jpg")
>>64719676
There is nothing we can do, my fellow American friend. We should just stop trying and admit Finns as the kings of hockey.
Ignore the flag btw, I'm just using Finnish proxy for fun. I am actually 100% American and like eating hamburgers.
t: Pekk... I mean John Smith :DDDD
pic related its me :DD
"skill wins games, memes win championships"
>>64719744
jej
>>64719676
psst, you could elect trump
>>64719744
>like eating hamburgers
His story checks out.
>mfw the pens traded one of the hottest new finnish memes for bill the thrill
>losing to the flylels
The Habs are the league's biggest joke.
Give us a top 5 pick please.
Da Chief has now officially retired and is starting a hockey academy in Florida. The academy will include youth hockey teams that will be coached by him along with Tomas Vokoun, Radek Dvorak and Petr Sykora.
>>64719885
>>64719885
https://translate.google.ca/translate?hl=en&sl=fi&u=http://yle.fi/urheilu/olli_jokinen_yllattaa_-_jaakiekkoakatemia_floridaan_muutamme_juniorikiekon_floridassa/8574566&prev=search
>In addition, the Academy offers during the summer months, as well as young professionals and training packages. Juniors who are 15 years of age or older can obtain a comprehensive package of the Academy of summer training. The same applies to professionals.
Do you think adult amateurs could go? I could use a trip to Florida.
Little worried the ice might be shit. And it could cost a bunch.
should i sit schneider @montreal tonight, gallagher back makes me nervous
> All-Star jerseys released
> Black and White with Nashville colors on em
Who's going to pre-order their John Scott jersey today?
>>64719954
Doubtful, looks like it's pros or youngsters only
who the fuck is John Scott
>le john scott
go back to reddit
>>64720093
the captain the legend the warrior
>>64719885
that face always fucking cracks me up
someone post edits they have of it
Finland benefitted from major refpuck
Barkov is good
McDavid is superior
>>64720134
Mcdavid is nothing compared to the meme line.
here's your allstars faggots
>>64720151
Muckin fonkey etc.
>>64720152
>cory schneider
>john gibson
wew lad
>>64720152
The Central really is as good as everyone thinks, my god. What an unreal roster. It's not even worth playing this year.
>>64720142
>finnish players with an upside of 4:th line grinding in the NHL
kek you finns never stop being entertaining.
These players are nothing compared to good years for other nations. Was not even the best team in the tournament.
>>64720176
Except goaltending lel
>>64720152
>Komarov
though i suppose laffs dont got anyone better
>>64720176
>It's not even worth playing this year.
Technically it's never worth playing
>McDavid will the be Gretzky to Puljujarvi's Kurri.
*displaces the center of gravity so that my hat leans forwards*
>>64720199
>mcdavid is a bust who needs a superior finn to boost his stats
sounds about right to me
>>64720221
Future captain of the Oilers <3
>>64720053
>have camp for youngsters
>this guy shows up
I could get a fake id.
>>64720152
Pekka definitely got that hometown cooking, if it was in any other city he wouldnt have got in.
>>64720152
>komarov is an all star
I just filled my pants with funny poo
>>64719880
Price will be back in time to save Therrien's job desu. Also Bergevein needs to stop being conservative and trade for a top six winger already.
>>64720187
They won't face any shots though.
>>64720152
>toews over koivu
sounds about right.
>>64720282
Well, they needed a player from every team, who else would they take from that shitty squad?
>>64720152
>Bäckström
Finally..
>>64720298
fanoof is the obvious choice m8
>>64720152
>Leo Komarov
>Allstar
wew lads
>>64720237
>>64720152
>Rinne and Ekblad
Literally why, replace them with Allen and Ristolainen
>Scott means the sparkledogs don't get someone like Ekman-Larsson or Domi
Fucking reddit vote
>Backstrom in, Crybaby out
Now that's something I can respect
>>64720152
>Suter BTFO
>>64720298
At defense take Riley and drop Ekblad , put Hoffman in the now vacant forward sport.
>>64720363
Ristolainen should make it before Rielly should.
>>64720360
>hometown favoritism BTFI
Cant wait to watch the meme allstars with john scott as captain, lol
>>64720375
I think that only factored in for Rinne. You had to have both Weber and Josi there on merit. Both top 5 in Norris voting last season and they're killing it this year too.
wassup /hoc/sters??
>>64720373
Every team gets to send one player.
I'm not saying Rielly is better than Ristolainen. But the one player from Toronto I would take for 3 on 3 is Morgan Rielly.
It's kind of hard getting a spot with Karlsson and Subban in the division.
>>64720348
top kek
>>64719676
We need to
>drink more energy drinks
>eat more reindeer stew
>erode our sense of humor with memes
>develop a language only we can understand that takes 30 years to master
>sauna 6 times per day
>roll in snow naked
>feel the menes flowing through our system
And then we will have begun our journey
>>64720152
Hey guys why isn't Lundqvist on this list
I thought he was good
>>64720035
they should have done blue instead of black, but probably the best ones in recent memory since they don't have a bunch of unnecessary piping and shit
>>64720447
>how he king with no ring
>>64720451
Never forget the Neon Green CBJ all star unis
>mfw
>@jhiitela
>Jagr on Puljujärvi: "I like when you said he ALMOST tied with my point record. He may tie with Gretzky but Jags is still number one."
>On if 68 watched WJC? "F**k no. I don't watch kids games. We've had enough kids in our team."
J A G R
A
G
R
>>64720493
Jagr still mad over Czech loss
>>64720493
>tfw based pulju probably won't get another shot at Jagrs record due to being drafted by the Edmonton Spoilers
JUST
helo is this where i
>crosby
>>64720252
>needing a fake ID
MODS MODS MODS
>>64720430
>le 10 million dollars canuck a year nigger
>all star
>>64720547
>John Scott
>Leo Komarov
>no Crosby
shit format to be honest, though the biggest snub is Toews over Wheeler
>>64720587
True, Toews has like 26 points or something.
Absolutely disgusting.
>Uncle Leo is an all star
I'm savoring every breath for this is truly a wondrous time to be alive
How mad will you be when the Oilers win the lottery and get to draft 1st overall again?
>>64720629
Meltdown levels
>>64720629
Probably break something tier only to laugh hysterically once they start gunning for the next one the following november
>>64720629
>>64720629
it would provide good memeing at least
>>64720629
>>64720643
honestly though, the outcry would probably lead to Oilers being banned from 1st draft picks for 15 years
>>64720629
I'll laugh my ass off.
The amount butthurt this would create would be monumental.
>>64720564
I wouldn't say he's one of the three best defenders in the Atlantic. But at 3 on 3 he might be.
If Price was healthy he would have taken the guaranteed spot for Montreal. Subban would still get to go because he's black.
>>64720629
nothing will top last year where any team in the realistic lottery winning range would have been better than edmonton
>>64720723
Toronto would have been just as bad and not nearly as funny
>>64720152
>crosby
>>64720729
Toronto would have been worse. Edmonton doesn't have that much of a media presence. McDavid in Toronto would have made a TSN 6 devoted entirely on him.
Being selected to the ASG is a great honor. After all, the player's name gets a gold background on Wikipedia's draft pages, shiny and eternal. Witness him.
>>64720528
Jagr's record was for most points scored by a player under 18. Pulju will be 18 next WJC so this was his last chance.
>>64720629
Draisatl - McDavid - Puljujarvi
The Meme Line
>>64720818
norway why aren't you on your nordic bros' level of hockey
>>64720152
>komarov in an allstar game
never thought I'd see the day
>>64720795
That's assuming he will even get to play in wjc.
Which is a big assumption as we all know the Spoilers aim to mentally and physically ruin every single hockey prospect their cancerous organization touches.
>>64720830
don't know
>>64720830
Cross country skiing and about 25 hockey rinks in the country.
>>64720830
Too busy managing their doping program so they can win all the skiing events in the olympics.
>>64720830
don't care
>>64720836
Of course. I just meant that it was too late to break that specific record either way.
>>64720849
>>64720856
number one pick in 2018 will be a noggy though
http://www.eliteprospects.com/player.php?player=274219
>>64720856
Pekka please.
>>64720795
>mfw Edmonton wins the lottery, Pulju withdraws from the draft and gets 26 points in the next WJC, breaking Forsberg's single and all time records
>>64720830
Being jews about their oil money takes all of their effort
man it's so satisfying seeing scandinavian flags line up
>>64720885
>withdraws from the draft
cant, hes edmonton bound and a big part of their upcoming dynasty, deal with it fags
>>64720918
all for you canada
>>64720885
all the memes aside i'm sure he wouldn't mind playing with either mcmeme or reichsaitl.
Is Norway the rich successful brother with a hot wife but is also a really nice guy so you come off as a dick when you try to make fun of him and everyone knows you're just really jealous?
>>64720176
>some select players means the teams as a whole are good
>my god
Central sucks, Chiraq is the only team in the central that isn't a guarantee first round loss
>>64720943
Norway is a country
>>64720924
He could always pull a Lindros
What do you think the top 3 of the draft will be?
>Laine
>Pulju
>Mathews
>>64720932
Hall - Draisaitl - Purcell
Yakupov - McDavid - Eberle
Pouliot- RNH - Puljujarvi
>>64720924
>oilels
They can't keep getting away with it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7-H3eJFCd4
>poopinajarvi somehow still ranked higher than LION-AYY
>>64720943
nice analogy brah
>>64720960
Thanks funland
>>64720978
1.lie-ne
2.busthews
3.pool-you
>>64720978
1. pulju
2. buston bustthews
3. chychrun
hey finlan, what's a good highlight reel from the final with finnish commentary?
>>64720978
1. matthews because home meme advantage
2. laine
3. pulju
>>64720982
>purcell on the top line
i want this meme to end
>>64721031
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o4s2LNv-k4
>>64721031
>finnish commentary
Even Finns watch TSN instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7xqCXfOS-Q
>>64721056
only self hating cucks watch tsn desu
>>64721014
>>64721028
>>64720978
the world is ready for a Finnish first pick
it's 2016, for fuck's sake
What Finnish /hoc/ memes?
Sorry, I don't come to /sp/ often.
>>64721056
always liked Ferraro. shame he doesn't do NHL.
>>64721052
can someone do gif of the sliding helmet in front of the russian goalie`? There's some meme potential.
>>64721105
finnish hockey in itself is a meme
>>64721105
>/hoc/
>memes
not allowed m8
>>64721128
here's a webm https://gfycat com/ShowyDisfiguredAlbacoretuna
thank reddit
>>64719828
>hottest [...] finnish memes
Here you go :DD
>>64721079
>Chiarelli, why did you pick a finn as a first overall?
>because it's 2016
>>64721105
pulju.net
>>64721109
He does TSN games for Toronto and Ottawa.
>>64720394
kaboom tank. best tank movie imho. its a russian tank running over an afghan. jason patric classic
How much were tickets in Finland?
I might be in Europe for the Czech one, hope it's a bit cheaper then.
>>64721109
He does do NHL but it's for regional blocked games in Ottawa & Toronto. He also did colour commentary in Edmonton. Remember his call on Patrik Stefan? https://youtu.be/uI0CFWPxdss
who /didn'tsleeplastnightcausenotenoughweedandnowsmokingcopiousamountsofcigarettesuntilpickup/ here
>>64721227
Sorry, wrong filename
>>64721233
>2016
>doing illegal substances
dude get your life back on track, im worried
>>64721193
>>64721228
now that you say it i think i've heard him this season. Just watch very rarely Ottawas and Toronto's games. And yeah that Stefan is a legend.
>>64721249
>weed
>illegal substances
Do you know what year it is?
>>64721241
you're getting jewed on pretty hard
>>64721227
>>64721241
Final game was something like 50 euros
>>64721261
DUDE
>>64721261
Degenerate as fuck
>>64721203
I watched it again after the US team defeat, because of the inspiration I had for the gif.
>again
I actually watched it for the first time.
KABOOM TANK
>>64721317
Ruining my (you) streak.
>>64721249
>weed
>illegal substance
>2016
>mfw some data niggers try to tell me quality of life or human development or some shit is higher in scandinavia than in canadia
>>64720982
>tfw my OC is in this image
not even an Oilers fan
>>64719728
>tfw my OC in this image
>>64721362
oh shit, I 'm sorry
>>64721384
>>64721407
>tfw my OC in this image
What NHL team does Finland get behind?
Is it the Panthers because of Jokinen and Bustk0v?
Is it Finnesota because of Koivu and Granlund?
Is it the Stars because of their >finnish goaltending tandem and Jokipakka?
Is it the Leafs because of Komarov and Kapanen?
Or is it the Oilers because that's who's going to draft Puljujarvi?
How do you pronounce Puljujarvi?
>>64721439
Lots of Finns are actually Panthers-fans I've noticed while reading hoc-threads
Because of Barkov and Jokinen together with Jagr I imagine, but probably some underdog vibe in there too
Top 9 in 2018 for Pyongyang.
>>64721439
Finnesota is a old meme now because granlund turned out to be bust. At the moment Florida is the team.
>>64721455
like it's written
>>64721499
>hall
>mcbust
>mackinnon
dedmontoners are disgusting
>>64721105
>>64721525
What's your top 9?
>>64721499
>toffoli
lord help us if this is our top 9
>>64721499
Gallagher will be the 2nd line RW, book it
I want the Devils to win today tbqh family, and I feel ashamed for it.
>toews an allstar despite having a shit ass season
the toews is the 2nd best player in the nhl meme needs to end
>leave Schneider to me
>>64721455
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NFU6a2jz9F
Laine is the hard one.
>Grapes when he has to say these names next year
>>64721525
>>64721540
No reply lel
Looks like I win :^)
>>64721590
At least Crosby didn't get picked.
>>64721608
you didnt even say it right and your voice made me feel very bad for you
Use the voice on google translate to see how the names are pronounced in Finnish. Very accurate
>>64721590
>Muh Canadian boy
>Muh 200ft player
Absolutely disgusting
>>64721627
Even if he did get picked he wouldn't go, this skips that having to name a replacement bullshit
>>64721608
there's only one V in his name u little boy
>>64721455
Here's the real way don't listen to >>64721608
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RhKfFhpIjo
>>64721651
>on pace for 52 points
I fucking hate toews
>>64721608
fucking terrible pronunciation you should be ashamed
you have to roll your tongue to say his name.
>>64721608
>>64721455
here you go family members http://vocaroo.com/i/s14IvaTIXj4Z
>>64719885
Vokoun likes taking his car to car shows at the Flea Market in Pompano Beach. I've seen him there a couple of times.
>>64721686
I'm so glad he signed that $10.5 M contract, people are already starting to question that deal and his ability.
>>64721673
I was in that thread
>@Aportzline
>Keep hearing that trade talks between #CBJ and #Preds have intensified
Johansen when
>>64721745
is that your voice
>>64721814
yes i recorded it just for you why?
Did you remember to take your multivitamin today /hoc/?
>>64721455
Poo poo jar jar
why are finns so ugly
>>64721827
You should do radio with that voice
>>64721882
mongol genes
>>64721884
t-thanks senpai
>>64721882
maybe you're just not used to see white people, my black argentinian friend.
>John Scott going to the All Star game as a Coyotes rep instead of the more deserving OEL or Domi
HAHA BUT WHAT IF WE LIKE, VOTE FOR JOHN SCOTT SO A REALLY BAD PLAYER IS IN THE ALL-STAR GAME LEL XD
>>64721941
I am, I watch American and European movies
>>64720237
This picutre is actually pretty cool. Maybe i'll start to follow Oilers if i ever start waking up 6am to watch the games.
>>64721980
The sad part is that people who were memeing for Scott are probably crying about snubs right now, not realizing it's their own fault.
The Coyotes can send him down though and at least get Domi as a replacement if they want.
>>64721941
>finns
>white
nice meme
>>64722007
>american
>>64721808
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
This guy is natural born memer
https://www.instagram.com/p/BALF1I3QVaV/
>>64721882
>>64722179
>you will never look that much like a frog
1 hour left to get a sub before tonights game
why am i so lazy lads
>>64722179
Did I read you writing about memers?
>all of /hoc/ invited to vote
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>>64722330
memes is the correct answer, but
>no refpuck
>>64721499
>couture
JFMSU
>>64720978
It'll be Matthews without question. Unless he suffers a massive injury it'll be him 100%.
>>64722179
translate it weeb
>>64722544
>jooojooooooo
>what are you? What are you?
>WORLD CHAMPION
>>64722589
thanks
>>64722634
Why are Finnish men so weird looking?
Al Montoya
I know im a bit late but did anyone WEBM those slowmos of the 3 Tyson Barrie shots that led to goals against the Kings a couple night ago?
They were a thing of beauty.
>>64722802
>17 year olds
>Men
Pick one my putain
>>64722802
>white
>blonde hair
i guess it looks weird to some.
>>64722802
Thats racist!!!!
>>64722802
male blondes look stupid and childish when they don't have strong facial bones
>>64722849
JUST
>>64722954
Poopa :D
>>64722954
tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk
are canada and finland the best at hockey? why do their best players play in the americlap league?
>>64723005
Money. USA is 10x larger in terms of population compared to Canada and Finland.
>>64723050
But a minority of Americans care about hockey while all Canadians and Scandis watch it
>>64723005
>Finland
>best at hockey
LEL
>>64723005
Because they're irrelevant cucks
>>64723094
Who are the best at it?
>>64723100
That's a bit rude
>>64723147
Canada is the best.
On a lesser tier you have Sweden/Russia
On a lesser tier than that you have Ameriga/Binland
This is at the professional level, not minors. USA and Finland are actually pretty good in minor hockey because they care more about it. Though at this point USA stars are doing better than Finns in the NHL. Zach Parise and Patrick Kane are more valuable than any Finn I can think of desu.
>>64723088
You're looking at it wrong. 90% of 40 million is smaller than 30% of 340 million. Not to mention the nhl is the best league outside of the Olympics.
>>64723196
This post doesn't make any sense
>>64723196
>looks up Wild's stats
LEEEEL try again.
>>64723196
faggot
>Jurco
What is John Scott even going to do in 3 v.s 3? Go to the net?
>>64723383
>want to post pic related
>choose a reaction pic when I had already choosen pic related
>the city of me
>>64723412
The ultimate ruse post
are the all star games three on three?
