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>Mainz signs Karim Onisiwo from Mattersburg
>Filip Mladenovic signs for Köln
>Maurico Gaudino confirms his son's transfer to St. Gallen on loan
>Kurt's buy-back clause is 8M€
>Younes Belhanda joins Schalke's training camp in Orlando
>Kirchhoff to Sunderland
>Hoffenheim interested in 19 year old Andre Horta (Vitoria Setubal)
>>64717227
gotze to chelsea when
>>64717227
gotze to chelsea when
Where are the Hrgota rumors
>>64717421
He is staying according to Bild.
Backbone to Germany when?
>>64717462
which one is it?
>>64717659
i dont want to ruin it
>>64717696
Is it a /sp/ related maymay?
>>64717708
sports related? no.
So is Klopp going for Subotic now that he has no CBs left?
>>64717740
He should give youth a chance first. If Liverpool let him that is.
Who /Hallenfußball/ here?
http://tv.sport1.de/sport1/
>>64717847
I don't think that he's in any position to give youth a chance. He needs the right results if he wanna stay Liverpool coach for longer than 9 months. Does Liverpool even have CBs in their youth teams who could cut it as a pro?
AHAHAHAHAHA
>Shitgart
>>64717928
What have they done now?
How did Stuttgart play?
>mfw Hallenfußball on Sport1
>>64718018
Pretty disappointing
>>64717913
Would someone like Subotic improve Liverpools long term chances to win the league?
City just spent a cool 50mil£ on a CB.
I don't know how commited Liverpool are to youth development but Klopp used to be very good at it.
Marian Sarr played CL when he was 18 and did well.
>players under Klopp dropping ded like flies
It's not a coincidence. Happened at Dortmund. Happened at Mainz, too.
It's his way of training. Vollgasfussball is destroying all of his players.
>>64718032
>Would someone like Subotic improve Liverpools long term chances to win the league?
Liverpool winning the league is pretty unrealistic but yes, Subotic would improve Liverpools back 4.
>I don't know how commited Liverpool are to youth development but Klopp used to be very good at it.
Marian Sarr played CL when he was 18 and did well.
And got benched for Manuel Friedrich afterwards. Klopp lost his mojo years ago when it comes to developing talent. The last Dortmund homegrown player who still has a regular starting spot is Schmelzer and he had his breakthrough season in 2009.
You now remember Chio Waldhof 07
>>64718074
*
>Marian Sarr played CL when he was 18 and did well.
I doubt that Klopp will develop talents at Liverpool.
Look how EPL fans react when he loses a match, though he only took over the team mid-season. Dortmund fans wanted him to bring youngsters and he didn't, why should he start with it at Liverpool, a place with a lot more pressure?
>>64718074
>Klopp lost his mojo years ago when it comes to developing talent
Durm played well enough for half a season to go to the WC.
Granted he wasn't great, but good enough.
That's all Liverpool need right now, a 2nd teamer with above average skills and a healthy dose of motivation.
BUNDESU~KONBANWADESU~
>>64718221
>>64718221
Arigato Mr. Roboto
>1 million Syrians
>>64718319
>all of them bayern bandwagoners
>>64718319
You can have some if you like, you seem quite obsessed with them.
>>64718319
>>64718366
didnt meant to reply to 64718351
>>64718375
failed again. Screw it
>>64718375
you didn't
>>64718221
winter break never over
>>64718382
I know read>>>64718379
>>64718387
Became a soccer fan after World Cup 2014 and fell in love with Oscar (the adorable attacking mid from Brazil.) Because of him, became a Chelsea fan, but in reality, I only liked him. After 2014-2015, I searched for a new team that would fit me better. Almost became a Bayern fan until Basti moved to Man U. (thank god for that) I also started playing FIFA, and I found Aubameyang's 99 pace (at this time, I made my Reddit account which is how I got my name.) I looked at the team, and I also found that half of the players were also really attractive (read: Mats Hummels), even more so than Oscar. I became bored of FIFA as the summer ended, and I remember the exact moment I wanted to be a BVB fan. Our game against Ingolstadt- I was at Costco with my dad. When we walked in, the game was on one of the TVs in the front. I was a whole lot more interested in watching the game than going shopping. We got our stuff (including the best nachos in the world,) and as my dad was checking out, I didn't care to go with him and watched the game, looking for Hummels, Aubameyang, etc. When we got home, the first thing I did was turn on the game, and I watched the final 10 minutes. I realized "wow, this team is amazing." I started to watch their games more often, and then I started going on here and now I'm obsessed. My brother claims that I'm a bandwagon, but if I was a bandwagon, I'd be a Bayern fan (despite Basti leaving.)
TL;DR- Started likening soccer because of Oscar, became a Chelsea fan, "glove didn't fit," looked for a new team, 99 pace and 99/10, saw game at Costco, became a fan.
>>64718387
Work It Harder
Make It Better
Do It Faster
Makes Us Stronger
More Than Ever
Hour After
Winter Break Is Never Over
>>64718419
lame pasta
>>64718419
But is she a Gewürzmischer?
>>64718446
>having a winter break. my sides
man up mausgerwurfles
>>64718481
Helps the league in the long run especially when there is a big tournament.
>>64718517
lol
It's nice that Germans have something to do other than change linens and cover up the mass sexual assault of German women. Enjoy the second half of the season lads.
>>64718529
quality post
>>64718548
thanks
My brain is feeling weird. I cannot think the way I normally do. Everything seems so surreal. What is happening to me?
>>64718555
Severe case of football withdrawal syndrom
>>64718555
Maybe you didn't get enough sleep and are just feeling dizzy and out of it.
hello I am back now
>>64718588
hello
>>64718588
As long as you're not black now.
>>64718596
???
>>64718606
Black people are bad.
>>64718531
What sexual assault?
>>64718613
Do you know any?
>>64718646
When was the last time you read the news?
>>64718481
>mausgerwurfles
what did he mean by this?
>>64718657
>When was the last time you read the news?
yesterday
>>64718664
Does Sylvester + Kölner HBF ring a bell?
>>64718659
looks like he's having a stroke
>>64718673
>Does Sylvester + Kölner HBF ring a bell?
No I never heard about this it was probably covered up by the SJW media
>>64718657
Yes, they hung around Hanover central station smelling bad and picking pockets during summer.
There was also this black girl who spat a bubblegum at me. I kicked her of her bike into the ditch.
Really bad people all around.
>>64718683
>SJW media
You spend to much time on 4chan.
>>64718683
Was pretty big in the newspapers n shit.
>>64718693
>implying they didn't try to cover it up as long as possible
>>64718691
Every time I pass the Hohenzollernbrücke people ask if I want to buy drugs. I refuse to believe that there are people who are dumb enough to buy drugs from those people.
>>64718699
It wasn't covered up by the media but by the police because the Cologne police is incompetent as fuck.
>>64719280
lel
>>64719312
haha, good one
Get the fuck out of my bundes - all of you!
>>64719383
>my bundes
where was the police, wasn't there like 100 women harassed or so?
>>64719500
this is the bundes thread
BUNDES
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>Perfekt! Der Transfer ist fix. Herzlich willkommen beim VfB, Kevin Großkreutz! Unser Neuzugang bekommt das Trikot mit der Rückennummer 15.
>>64719593
underrated transfer
Time to cook. (I bought prawns, won't cook them today though, just marinate them). I will cook something else. Something, I will be able to eat in an hours time.
>eating at 18:15
are u 75?
>>64719774
what is that haircut called?
>>64719847
The 'trying to cover up a receding hairline'
>>64719847
Lobbypisser
mainz team camping at 2700m altitude in swiss
>>64719856
He's not covering up with that haircut, he's balding gracefully. Bruno Labbadia and the Mainz coach are covering up.
>>64719910
switzerland*
>>64719910
they should have big-brothered that
10000 upvotes guaranteed
>>64719701
Did the rest of the Hannover team freeze to death?
>>64719774
he got chubby.
>>64720103
i've a chubby in my pants
>>64720094
Those are the players and coaches who joined Hannover during the winter break
>>64720103
his jacket looks really rigid and thats why he looks chubby
the most underrated thing about him is his jaw desu
>>64720120
who's the elderly hobbit on the left?
>>64719910
>Avalanche arrives
>Whole squad ded
>>64720141
I don't know who you're refering to but the players are Hotaru Yamaguchi, Adam Szalai and Iver Fossum
>>64720143
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_air_disaster
>>64720182
magath?
>>64719910
have they not seen everest? they're going to die
>>64719910
why didn't you just linked it from the /arse/ thread?
like
>>64720217
>>64719910
what can go wrong
denmark?
>>64720863
yes?
>>64720737
Hypothermia. A couple of them are probably saying that cuddling up for warmth isn't gay.
why did you decide to ruin your country
>>64720926
It was a tough decision. Europe looks to Frau Merkel for leadership. Imagine how the poor refugees would have been treated if she had turned them away.
>>64720926
You need somebody to blame
>>64721006
what's new on twitter?
>>64721043
Don't know. Only going through it now. Been busy all day.
>>64721006
You disgust me Denmark.
>>64721053
busy with what?
>>64721073
Arbeit
>>64721113
macht
>>64721137
hungrig
Execute all Germans.
why is your twitter in Dansk and your Instag in German?
>>64721297
I get my insta posts from people posting themon twitter. Don't have instagram myself #denmarkQ&A
Nice goal from Krohn-Dehli in the Sevilla Tyne-Wear derby
Carvajal to Bayern when?
>>64721327
W-what's your cup size?
My penis (in)to somebody's vagina when?
>>64721399
Tomorrow
>>64721442
Everton v City?
>>64721556
I'll think about it.
Denmark why is speaking your language so fucking weird?
I don't know
What was your childhood like /bundes/?
Watching Barcelona-Espanyol
>>64721736
Very happy
>>64721736
Just like my adult life: meeh at best.
ter Stegen in nets
Dani Alves defence
>>64721784
No one cares
Sergio Busquets midfield
RIP Pierre Boulez
>>64721988
whom?
>city thread full of dutch posters
>barca thread full of german posters
>>64722066
That's just me in the Barca thread
>>64722005
The best 20th century composer.
>>64722188
never heard of him
hello i forgot to post today
hello?
Please post pictures of Zinedine ZIdane leading the training session of Real Madrid
I don't think there's a more likable group of players in European football right now than Schalke 04
>>64719910
They sure know how to acquire high ground. One question though: They are professional sportsmen who rely on their fitness and nutrition. What are they eating up there and how do they make sure to get that cardio in? If they decide to go hiking with clothes, they will sweat, and up there are no showers.
How do professional hikers climb mountains? Do they just sweat and don't shower until they climbed the mountain and come back?
>>64722944
Literally "meh" the player
>>64723061
>they just sweat and don't shower until they climbed the mountain and come back
Pretty much yeah. They've been snowshoeing, I think.
>>64723061
Dude it's just some team building shit. If they wanted to up their players endurance, they'd let them sleep in altitude tents.
Is it dangerous to sweat in freezing conditions? Can the sweat freeze on the body, making some kind of ice monster or dead human?
>>64723201
>Is it dangerous to sweat in freezing conditions?
It can be, yeah. It's why winter clothes tend to be quick wicking.
>>64721053
After the day of a lifetime, I've been BUSY. loool
Man Shitty
>>64723201
>ice monster
>dead human
no, it makes you a cool dude :)
>>64723273
Here's hoping for a tyne weir derby final
>>64721784
>conceding in the nineth minute
Was he at fault?
>>64723297
Icy what you did there
>>64723332
Wasn't his fault, no.
>>64721058
Take that back.
TAKE THAT BACK YA HEARD!!!!!!!!
Please post pictures of Zinedine ZIdane leading the training session of Real Madrid
>>64721113
>working on Heilige Drei Könige
heathen
>>64723201
This guy is asking the right questions
>>64723230
So how does the hygiene work for professional mountain climbers? Do they ever change clothes?
Do they wash themselves with a cloth or is that unneccessary?
>professional mountain climbers
>>64723495
I'm guessing they'll generally wear a bottom layer of fast wicking clothing, then further layers of breathable clothing. The sweat from the first layer dissipates, though will probably still end up smelling. They probably just use moist wipes if they need to maintain a certain degree of hygiene.
?
>>64723686
happening la
>>64723686
dan brown's latest novel?
>>64723686
I'm leaning towards the summer rather January
>>64723628
Thanks
>>64723759
Woooooow
>>64723802
>>64723818
>>64723841
It's a riddle
>>64719910
http://www.nzz.ch/sport/fussball/mehr-als-ein-heimatbesuch-1.18673036
>>64723982
A "Bond Burger your sister" type of riddle or a real riddle?
>>64723982
NE Version
Player To Pool Dumbass
Never play (close) to the pool, dumbass.
>«Va der Belalp ins Himmelriich, is de gwiss nimme wit», singt der Oberwalliser Liedermacher «z'Hansrüedi».
Schwiizerdütsch definetely got the kawaii factor on their side.
>>64724229
meant to reply to>>64724118
>>64724068
Ooooooooooooohhhhh
>>64724122
Bit of both
>>64722944
Is Dormund signing someone now?
They got rid of Hofmann and this Januguy now. They don't have much wingers left and Reus is permaded.
>>64724118
interesting article btw. thanks for that.
>>64724229
Sounds like a drunk Dorftrottel rant
Night
>>64724270
Pione Sisto
>>64724270
Zivkovic
>>64724270
>They got rid of [....] this Januguy now.
they did?
>>64724324
>Lawsuit for stalking when?
>>64724324
>taking pictures with a sleeping teammate is trolling
>>64724386
Trolling used to be a art
>>64724407
I hate how people use words they don't understand, same goes for memes. Now people think that any picture with a text on it is a meme, fucking hell
>shitty
>>64724438
Nice meme :^)
>>64724229
>Hansrüedi
>>64724270
do they get money from united because the loan was cancelled early?
>>64724692
I'm pretty sure the loan was free.
>>64724586
should I know him?
>>64724764
No, it's just the stereotypical nature of the name.
>>64724906
I agree.
typical denmark post
>>64725251
which one?
>>64725263
The typical one, of course.
>>64725251
Where?
>>64725339
Oh know I see! Denmark and her silly twidda posts.
Right?
Who high as a kite here?
>>64718419
where is this from ?
>>64723001
triggered
>>64729111
who else would /nohomo/ fuck the shit out of Leroy Sane?
>>64729258
let*
yes
Gudn Morschän.
>>64732098
Guten Morgen!
>Es war nur ein kurzes Intermezzo von Adnan Januzaj bei Borussia Dortmund. Im Sommer wurde der hoch eingeschätzte Belgier im letzten Moment der Transferperiode noch von Manchester United ausgeliehen, nun zieht es den erst 20-Jährigen wieder auf die Insel zurück. Große Spuren hat Januzaj in der Bundesliga bei den Schwarz-Gelben allerdings nicht hinterlassen.
fucking. finally. i hated that overrated little shit.
>>64732187
>no assist
>no goal
See you
>>64723061
it was only for one night but I'm not sure of this
>>64721085
>>64721162
this dab bullshit needs to stop
>>64733257
i agree
also guud morneng /bundes/
trying real hard to not freeze to death
le invisible man still not world class according to kicker.de
>>64733257
>>64733308
>getting cucked by American culture
tip top kekcuck
>>64733308
>-31*C
Bonjour
>>64733349
who?
Execute all Germans.
>>64732234
He assisted a goal against Darmstadt, didn't he?
>>64733633
>feels like -38
>>64733877
and a good morning to you Ausfailia. Btw Köln signed some austrailian Talent named Milislav Popovic. Ever heard of him?
>>64734453
>Popovic
more like poopovic
>>64734734
Do you think he has a big butt?
>Das Hin und Her um Corinthians-Star Renato Augusto (27) hat ein Ende. Der brasilianische Mittelfeldspieler hat sich für einen Transfer zum chinesischen Klub Beijing Guoan entschieden. Das gab er am Mittwoch auf einer Pressekonferenz offiziell bekannt: „Ursprünglich wollte ich bleiben, dann bekam ich gute Offerten aus Deutschland. (…) Aber dann kam ein Angebot, das ich nicht ablehnen konnte.“
Whore
>>64734799
maybe one of his ancestors had
gotze to chelsea when
>>64735012
Kekko
>>64735441
Possibly the only picture where he looks more normal than everyone else
>>64735441
ugly cunts.
>>64735441
le hyped Bayern talents who became mediocre Bundesliga players men
>>64735609
Weiser could still make his way as a dank ass Flügelspieler. Kurt is overrated though.
>>64735477
Rough assessment of Kalou
>>64735609
weiser is the best rb in the league though
>>64735477
>entire blickfeld is garbage
>lelsogga and modeste over ujah who is his team's only redeeming quality
>>64735441
They look like 12 year old boys
>>64735828
Too bad he doesn't want to play that position.
and now it's official.
>Borussia Dortmund und Manchester United haben sich grundsätzlich darauf geeinigt, die ursprünglich bis zum 30. Juni 2016 vereinbarte Ausleihe von Adnan Januzaj vorzeitig zu beenden, um eine sofortige Rückkehr des Spielers zu Manchester United zu ermöglichen.
>Januzaj befindet sich bereits auf dem Weg nach Manchester. Letzte vertragliche Details befinden sich zwischen den Parteien in Klärung.
>>64732234
>le angry swiss dirtmund bandwagoner
*yawn
>>64735947
If I were a professional footballer I'd play wherever the manager were willing to give me consistent playing time. Spoiled ass footballers nowadays, thinking they get to decide where and how they play.
>>64736080
This. Plus FB is a great position as they get a lot of the ball and space.
>>64735993
that hedgehog is so comfy
>>64736080
i would want to have a say in my career
>>64736062
You were wrong when you said "no goal, no assist" and pointed out to you that you are wrong. how is that "angry"?
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn
