congrats!/sorry, you're now the new owner of the Cleveland Browns. How do you bring them back from 8 year losing streak?
Move team to Las Vegas
>>64711906
Pick a coach and a GM that have cred in the NFL. Express that you don't expect anything from them for at least 4 years and leave them the fuck alone.
Congratulations, you've just outsmarted 17 years of Browns ownership in two easy steps.
Move them to Baltimore
>>64711906
Hire chip kelly. Actually let him coach for more than a year
Hire Kelly and trade everything for Luck.
Hire the smartest baseball people you can find
>>64712071
Kap would be a much better for for the Kelly offense. Also would be significantly cheaper to acquire.
>>64711906
Shut the doors.
Seriously, Ohio is a dumpster fire state. Why the fuck are there two NFL teams in it? I hear California has room for more teams. Killing the browns would open some more room for them. Go head and put Cincy out of its misery as well.
I sell the team and get the sex change I always wanted, cuz fuck sports and shit when you have money
>>64712120
trap thread then?
Sell the team to a group interested in moving the team to LA. End the misery of watching them in Cleveland
>Hang Manziel from the neck until dead in the streets of cleveland
>tell all the nigs they better get their shit together or they will get the same thing
>probably hang one just so they know we're legit
>start drafting super nigs on defense
>wait for a decent non meme qb to come around until then just use McCown
>stack the O line when no defensive players are there
>pay a good coach a stupid huge amount of money to come to the factory of sadness
>try and get a good WR in free agency to pair with Benjamin and Barnidge
>pray it works
>>64711967
Probably this, try to hire away a competent GM/assistant from a successful team and let him do the football side of the team.
I'd just try to improve the stadium/fan experience.
>>64711906
New logo
Keep Pettine
New gm
Trade Johnny
Draft qb
>>64712201
Another one?
>>64711967
This. I realize it's easier to fire a coach and GM, but your team is filled with shit players. Let them do their damn job and rebuild properly.
>>64712220
You mean another logo?
Yea, make it the dog. Obviously, not the current dog image, but something like that.
>>64711979
>Move them to Baltimore
UNDERRATED
>>64712255
You know cleveland can't draft qbs.
>>64711979
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Dubs decides if I'd keep Johnny football.
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT MADE THAT LOGO
>>64712285
They can't draft anyone.
>Browns
>logo is orange
>>64712374
hey now at least it went through a huge overhaul recently
it used to be orange-red
now it's red-orange
>>64712285
Not with that attitude they can't.
The question asked what you would do. That's what I'd do.
At least the browns have a qb. The texans don't have shit
>>64711906
Stick with a coach for more than one season and let him actually build something.
Trade with the Dolphins for Matt Moore
Pray he stays healthy since he's worth 10 wins
If he dies as expected, sign Jamarcus for the lelz
1. hire chip kelly to run meme offense
2. let johnny football go full meme at qb
3. hire rob ryan to run meme defense
4. sign TO
wew lad this would be a fun team to watch
Kill myself because I live in Cleveland.
>>64712251
This
Even Washingtons decent this you know why?
>>64712453
They won't have the patience for Kelly and fire him after one season. Also the players can't get pissy whiny when he cuts people because that's what happened on the Eagles
>>64712582
Season*
>>64712518
Cleveland is a great city though 1
Stop drafting a trading for qbs every year. FUCK it makes me physically sick. STOP getting anew qb, acting like a single rookie is going to fix an entire team, then falling apart year after year, blaming everyone, and restarting. FUCKING STOP.
Draft linemen. Draft wrs, rbs, and dbs. Then find a stable game manager qb. Do that for a couple years. Then take a superstar qb. It's not fucking hard.
>>64712842
Pretty much this but its easier said then done kek
Sign billy, proceed to superbowl
Even the jags look decent
>>64711967
This. Rebuilding a franchise takes years
>>64713003
Except the browns have been doing it for decades
>>64713003
>rebuilding for 20 years
not really, pic related
Would take 3 years tops to get a solid team, 4 for a playoff contender. Essentially hire respectable coaches, not faggots like Pettine. Draft a defense 2 years, o line 1 year, and all around offense the last year. Work some decent trades and then done. Not hard honestly. But the adminisration hates to win for some reason.
>>64713027
That's not really rebuilding though. That's taking your current build and injecting it with roids
>>64713044
kek stay mad shitland faggot
try overhauling an entire roster and winning an owl 3 years later
take the money and run
>>64713027
Accurate. It's like a Shakespearean tragedy
>>64713049
You do have a meme qb so congrats?
>>64711906
I'd write in my will that a buyer has to be found for the Browns after I die, and it cant be family
And then i'd kill myself
>>64713064
a meme qb on his way to win his second super bowl lel
>>64713064
yeah we do
>>64713078
With a meme defense and a coach who could choke it all away with one play think about that.
>>64713051
pretty much this. I'd take it a step further and get involved in gambling, bet on the team losing, and tank. Take the money and move to another country.
>>64713093
It must be easy being a browns fan. Getting to sit back, relax through january, and watch other teams play without worrying about yours. I haven't felt that relief in years.
>>64713093
kek at least they have the ability to choke it all away. pretty sure if, god forbid, the browns do get as far as the seahawks have they'd probably just shit the bed outright
>>64713140
>>64713153
Not a browns fan lurking texans fan because we're a qb away from being the hawks eqivalent but nice try
>>64713026
Doing it wrong*
ftfy
>>64712285
Get an undrafted one.
Oh wait, they had Hoyer (Who actually wanted to play for that pile of shit because he was from Cleveland) but let him walk for a meme.
>>64713026
Because they keep hitting the self destruct button after every season.
>>64713200
Our reserves are better hoyer but he's all we have besides weedman and elite d
>>64713221
Than*
>>64712491
RRyan's problem is that his GM's don't draft him anything so he has to make do with garbage.
how much do you guys like barnidge?
>>64711992
I wish they'd do this... the radios and newspapers are going crazy with the Browns right now
>>64712112
>LA has had 2 nfl teams that failed
>Browns have a high attendance even when they suck
Kill yourself we spent a lot of money on that stadium we're not about to give it up so easy
>>64713200
I liked hoyer we should've never let him go
>>64713824
He pretty good I like him
>>64713140
>implying Seattle had a good reason to watch football before 2012
>>64712659
I like it here too desu senpai
>>64713987
2005 was good until they lost the Super Bowl.
>>64714062
How long have you had a team? 15 years?
Bring in a GM/HC dynamic duo that look at real athletic talent and not collegiate division stats. Trade away Memeziel for an extra draft pick to use. Draft down to earn more draft picks since a top-5 pick can yield many more picks. West Coast offense desu
>>64714166
P.S; Chain Josh Gordon to a post and starve him for getting suspended for weed, that'll teach him
Give a fuckton of money to other people who have proven track records at building successful football teams
Spend my time doing charity shit and banging sluts in m luxury box
>Chip Kelly as HC with extremely limited powers outside of coaching
>Tim Tebow at QB to win games and put asses in seats until you find a better one
boom, 9-7 and slipping your way into the AFC divisional game
>>64711906
Hire a college DC as my head scout
trade Gordon for a 1st and 4th
first 2 rounds oline
next 3 DL and LB (possible qb if its someone you think you can groom)
6-7 WR/DB
Repeat next year
you know have 5 blocker who will open up holes for Crowell and johnson, a somewhat relevant defense, and possible paydirt with a allen hurns or diggs type
Fire Johnny Bustball and let a natural born leader QB with nothing to lose and everything to prove who wants to play for the Browns start.
I would grab a double barrel shotgun and put it in my mouth due to the failure that I have become in life.
>trade Manziel to Cowboys for an overvalued future draft pick
>draft Joey Bosa first round this year
>draft Cardale Jones like 4th or 5th round
>hire quarterback-minded OC and a good quartersback coach to be sure
>prevent coach from playing Cardale for 2-3 years
>convince LeBron James to join after he fails to win a championship with the Cavs 3 years in a row
>LeBron sets the single season record for receiving TDs by a TE at the hands of 12 Gauge, who throws dragons for days the rest of the time
>Bosa becomes the next JJ Watt and anchors a solid passrush, bring us up to at least Wild Card winners-tier
>>64711906
What if OP is Brown's GM
>move to London
>London Refugees
>claim discrimination when asked to play away games
>execute manziel and Haslam on the 50 yard line
>hire fish n chip kelly
>every team jet lagged and plays like shit
>other team spooked by cheerleaders in burkas
>giant golden booth for the queen, just tell her it's a footie match, she can't tell anymore
>sold out every game because muh crown
>>64711906
Start Manziel
Relocate to LA
I dont, i give my favorite team (steelers) all of the browns draft picks and decent players (all 2 of them), and bail with the money i got.
