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England 629/6d
South Africa 522/6
Adelaide Strikers won by 36 runs
West Indies 248/7
Next BBL Game: Melbourne Stars vs
Hobart Hurricanes
cricket is gay
well atleast its a new picture, threadcounter
>>64699926
>le post women cricketers as OP picture meme
fuck off
>>64699926
seen any faces today lad?
First for Bavuma
>4 posts early so that you don't get beaten to the thread again
Seriously, kill yourself.
Enjoying having bavuma on desu, atleast one short joke per over.
>>64699934
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etPpKuYYxvk
>>64699944
see >>64699657
>There is a diagnosed schizophreniac who has to be the OP of every single thread and if he isn't he has to take his meds.
and >>64699800
what the fuck was that shit a 11 minue long ad for tripple j top100 fucking rage i swear to christ
>wew lad
Is this the fabled thread counter?
Might be developing a mental disorder
>>64699965
hi statscunt
>>64699962
he's at it again lads
>>64699965
hi danlel
>>64699965
I've got diagnosed onset schizophrenia. Join the club
Lovely stuff from Tinie Tembah
>>64699878
>Reality Christ fucken killing it as usual
Keep fighting the good fight my nigga
>>64699980
Laughed a little to hard at that one
>>64699965
what sort? i drink 4 litres of goon a day but idunno if its helping me or making me worse. i showld probably go to a shrink
>>64699971
I like his obsession with me. I think it's a really good gimmick.
There was a tripfag in 2013 obsessed with me, trying to remember his name.
>>64699969
>>64699974
Neither, but I'm trying to sleep and every time I close my eyes my mind goes intense and I have flashing thoughts. Kind of scary and it's happening more.
>>64699994
statscunt on suicide watch
>>64699980
kek
>>64699994
hi AMS
Anyone doing an all nighter here? I woke up at 4 so looks like i am
Bumble has literally gone senile live on air.
A bit sad really.
Bumble is proper filthy lads
>>64700000
not a wasted get
>>64700000
>those quints
>>64700000
underrated post
>>64700001
>>64700004
I'm genuinely scared to turn the lights off
Mum is offering to give me a pity handjob, lads.
Should I accept?
>>64700005
Changed my wacky bed time from 5am to 12:00am just by having the curtains open when I go to sleep.
Sunlight does a good job of waking you up.
>>64700000
Because everyone else is.
>47 overs without a wicket
Nice 'cricket' discussion
>>64699994
This used to happen to me when I was a kid, I had these wierd pseudo panic attacks with really intense and scary thoughts I couldn't describe.
I still often wake up in the middle of the night and have hallucinations, but they're managable.
>>64700028
going to give that a go tonight, thanks lad
>>64700033
nice digits
Anybody want a (You)?
>>64700028
thats.... genius
>>64700037
Don't its trick that people use to spy at you from outside. I've told that to a couple girls
>>64700042
yeah lad
>64700042
yes please, sadly I am running on scraps here and dont have any to give out myself
>>64700042
I have enough, have one from me mate.
>>64700045
Do you ask girls if they can touch their elbows behind their back too mr mischief?
>>64700042
here
>>64700042
yes please.
>>64700036
Have you been diagnosed with anything?
>>64700052
Here you go pal
>>64700060
Coming right at (You)
>>64700062
Wow just saw this before the send button, lucky :)
>>64700066
I got diagnosed with mild depression when I was a teenager, but I never told anyone about them.
I was considering seeing a doctor but I can't be fucked with the hassle plus it's expensive.
>>64700073
Whats your endgame? Why are you doing this?
>>64700073
@64700073
you fucked it
cunt
>>64699946
>letting Bavuma score 50 on you
The shire of Englel
>>64700073
>>64700084
My OC
>>64699954
holy shit
is Stuart Broad related to his sister Naomi Broady?
>>64700091
>LE FUGG LE BAH VOO MAH XDDDDD :D :D XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>64700073
thank you :) im glad my internet didnt conk out on me ha.
>>64700079
I had similar stuff but got diagnosed with Health Anxiety, pretty awful desu
>>64700106
Twatson is that you?
>1465-3 declared
Top fucking kek
>>64700118
>LE FUGG LE ZHANE WADZON XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>losing by an innings and 1,382 runs
Dhanawade looks about 30
>>64700132
(You)
>>64700148
Germany
>>64700167
wew
>>64700167
What an insecure attention seeker
>>64700161
Of course he did!
No wonder he was flirting with Mel, he was looking for an excuse for all these women to come forward and confess what he did to them!
>>64700148
>>64700153
Southern Germany because Aldi Süd logo.
>>64700167
it gets hot at about 12 seconds in
>>64700181
Melbourne
>>64700188
Wow thanks im sure a lot of us can see the connection now. Australia loves South Germany!
>>64700148
Western women are fucking putrid. Literally gas them all.
>>64700167
fatass
This thread has gotten so fucking boring just like all of your pointless lives
>>64700225
>not liking fat asses
>>64700233
Don't you mean our pointless lives, you are not exempt
>Dave: "I work in the chicken industry and I can assure you that Eddo Brandes would be far from a multi-millionaire from 1164 chickens. He'd be lucky to make £2000"
based cricinfo comments autism
>>64700233
>claims thread is boring and we all have pointless lives
>feels the need to post in said thread
so by your logic, your life is pointless and you're even more boring than the rest of us because you have contributed nothing to this thread :)
>>64700233
Agreed. I don't like when Aussies go to bed. Also last day of the test tomorrow.
I don't like big bash but I like you guys, when is the best time (GMT pls) to attend a /cric/ thread so people are here?
Lads, I just heard Mel was changing networks. Moving over to the BBC.
>>64700225
Irish criminal heritage detected, probably caught stealing a potato
>>64700258
Hello Reddit!
>>64700258
>>64700258
good one lad
>>64700254
why are you such an aussieboo, we're literally exactly the same as you brits just with a tan
>>64700262
I am literally related to high ranking members of the IRA, watch your fucking mouth lad
>>>/pol/60113367
>>64700278
Bit embarrassing imo
>>64700284
kys saxon
>>64700284
>/pol/
>>64700288
just replace all the indians and muslims with chinese
>>64700290
>LE U R LE ZAGGZEN XDXD
>>64700278
I like Brits too, I post in /brit/ my maine. Anglo culture is the best culture and you and NZ are the only other Anglos to get cricket. Also you have less mudslimes.
tfw timed TMS to my stream perfectly
>>64700296
you ARE saxon
>mfw trying to fap and it's raining so loud that i can't hear if anyone is walking towards my room or not
It's not even bowling short when the guy is 5'3. Pitch it up ffs
>>64700316
>not living in a detached bungalo
>>64700312
>LE U """"ARE"""" LE ZAGGZEN XDXD
>>64700027
looking forward to the greentext
apparently that indian kid (16) was playing against a bunch of 14 year olds who were new to cricket
>>64700345
>indians
>new to cricket
>>64700316
>he doesn't have a door
>>64700321
more like bongalo hahaha
>>64700345
his dad probably paid a bunch of those homeless street kids to let his son statpad against them
A. E. J. Collins remains the true GOAT
>>64700345
Still has to be done though, doesn't it?
I imagine all these pros have had similar games when they were kids and not got 1000 runs.
>>64700326
yes, YOU "literally" ARE saxon
>>64700368
>LE """"YOU"""" LIDDERALLY """"ARE"""" LE ZAGGZEN XDXD
>>64700368
>>64700312
>>64700290
(You) are fucking retarded
>>64700377
Saxon detected
>>64700400
>LE ZAGGZEN DEDEGGDED XDXD
![[DeadFish] Ghost Hound - 10 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_01.31_[2015.12.19_13.42.00].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/O3J2lNS.jpg "[DeadFish] Ghost Hound - 10 [BD][720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_01.31_[2015.12.19_13.42.00].jpg")
>bumble and holding
its raining again
>>64700410
1. Unironically uses the word "comfy"
2. Still considers AB De Villiers the best batsman in test cricket
3. Hates Mark Taylor and Mark Nicholas as commentators
4. Rates Bumble and Michael Holding as commentators
5. Has a New Zealand flag
6. Has an American flag
7. Unironically uses "us" and "we" when referring to a national cricket team
8. Openly hated Shane Watson
9. Rates Mitch Marsh but hates Shaun Marsh
10. Believes Steve Smith and David Warner are better batsmen than Kane Williamson
11. Thinks Pakistan are the best test team in the world right now
12. Gets angry when /cric/ posters start discussing "the old days"
13. Gets angry when /cric/ discussion goes off topic in any way
14. Genuinely believes they could have scored a century against the West Indies in the first test
15. Believes Joe Burns is a capable long-term opener
16. Argues unironically with Reality Check
17. Believes anything Reality Check says
>>64700412
>LE RAIN SO COMFY XD XD
>>64700354
Door, no lock.
![[Leopard-Raws] Suzakinishi The Animation - 10 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_02.13_[2015.12.15_02.48.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5EHnJhQ.jpg "[Leopard-Raws] Suzakinishi The Animation - 10 RAW (MX 1280x720 x264 AAC).mp4_snapshot_02.13_[2015.12.15_02.48.30].jpg")
>>64700410
>deadfish
>>64700424
Is your shitposting reputation something you Aussies take seriously?
>>64700410
>>64700427
Fucking freshcunt
This rain is pretty comfy lads
anyone save that pathetic selfie saxon took and posted here?
>>64700425
Lay down something outside your door that will make a noise, such as like 50 crisp packets. When you hear the russle then you lauch the duvet over yourself and shout "just a minute" and finish your wank.
>>64700424
![[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka - 12 [BE6EB547].mkv_snapshot_13.34_[2014.06.30_20.15.39].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jt9SzoY.jpg "[Vivid-Taku] Gochuumon wa Usagi Desu ka - 12 [BE6EB547].mkv_snapshot_13.34_[2014.06.30_20.15.39].jpg")
>>64700441
>doesnt even know who i am
Good job exposing yourself, you braindead faggot.
>>64700167
>having to wear heels that high for that little ass
>>64700452
fake paki detected
>>64700451
who you am?
>>64700400
NEET or social reject with no future?
>>64700447
Lol nah, it's not that big of a deal. I will just wait until my housemates go to bed.
>>64700451
You are blank trip.
You are a virgin.
You play World of Warcraft literally 8 hours a day minimum.
You are NEET.
You live with your parents in your 20s.
You watch anime.
These are things you've openly ADMITTED on /sp/. I can't imagine what shameful traits you possess that you haven't admitted on here. Say what you want, but you are literally more pathetic than every other poster in this thread, and you know it.
Knowing how pseudo-trips like you act, I am absolutely certain that your response to my list of your admitted traits would be something along the lines of "4 of them are correct XDXD". No. ALL of them are correct, and YOU know this and it causes you great depression.
>>64700446
>>64700167
source please
The current test is shit compared to the first one.
>>64700492
Took me a fair bit of effort to find this lad, been looking since the webm was posted. Had to translate Korean video sites and shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z96n9A9v7T4
![[b²] Iwagou Mitsuaki no Sekai Neko Aruki 「French Countryside」 (BSP 1920x1080 h264 10bit AAC).mkv_snapshot_10.20_[2014.08.29_23.13.51].png](https://i.imgur.com/aWkoUYV.jpg "[b²] Iwagou Mitsuaki no Sekai Neko Aruki 「French Countryside」 (BSP 1920x1080 h264 10bit AAC).mkv_snapshot_10.20_[2014.08.29_23.13.51].png")
>>64700464
New as fuck.
>>64700486
I actually quit WoW recently coz my guild died. Was pretty gay to be honest. Also I'm at uni. Wish I was still NEET though. ;_;
>>64700491
lmao thanks
what did she mean by this?
>>64700486
Isn't that Goosey?
>>64700504
shit, nice work lad. dedicate this nut to you
>>64700514
Zerogoose was another tripfag. Jesus Christ, all you newcunts are a pretty good reminder for why I stopped coming here.
>>64700514
goose hates anime
>>64700523
Calm down faggot
>>64700532
I don't think he plays wow anymore either. Or at least I haven't seen him online in a long time.
>>64700541
literally nobody plays WoW anymore kek
Blizzard Entertainment Ltd. on pooicide watch
>>64700512
new gimmick?
>>64700459
What makes you say that?
>>64700543
>tfw played for like 8 years straight
>tfw it went to shit and they started to simplify everything and add micro-transactions
>>64700512
What mod?
>>64700523
I was joking you humourless cretin. The only thing true about him there was WOW.
He's probably being successful with his life now as he was actually a cool and nice guy with hobbies and interests. Also very good looking if pictures are to be believed.
>>64700557
vanilla lad
playing as a chick though
>>64700459
Thank you for recognising. Now he's saved my images and their filenames. I wonder how long he'll keep it up.
>saffers in charge of producing result wickets
Flat as fuck desu senpai
What are you listening to?
>>64700558
I wish
>>64700565
Who's the real Pakibro?
>>64700569
based joshy
>>64700587
Unless I take a trip (never will) the only way to tell is to learn my posting habits. Otherwise we're both anonymous so it could be either. And technically we both could be anons from Pakistan or just using proxies.
Can we talk about Thin Privilege, /cric/?
I am 171cm, 78 kilos. My measurements are 36-28-38. I wear size medium shirts, size seven jeans, and (in case you were wondering) size nine shoes.
I have never walked into a clothing store unable to find items in my size. I have never been asked to pay more for a seat on an airplane. I have never had someone dismiss me as a dating prospect based on my body type, nor had someone scoff, openly, while watching me eat French fries in public. I have never experienced a doctor dismissing my concerns with a “lose weight, feel great!” remedy. And I can open an article with my measurements without fear of judgment. I walk through this world as a thin person. And as such, I have never experienced fat discrimination.
That said, I want you to know two things:
1. I am writing this post from a privileged perspective; and
2. I am not here to damn, guilt, or embarrass thin people.
But I think we need to have a talk. Because it’s so easy to fall back on tired old excuses for why we’re not privileged – and I see this a lot when the topic of thin privilege is broached.
“How can I have thin privilege? I feel like shit about my body all the time! That’s not privilege! Besides, someone called me out on my ‘chicken legs’ the other day, and how is that different from calling someone fat?”
Privilege can be a difficult thing to talk about. It’s easy to feel defensive when you mistake someone’s asking you to check your privilege for their making assumptions about your life.
But the bottom line that we have to remember is this: Are my negative experiences related to my body grievances, or are they pervasive issues on a societal level? And if you have your thin privilege in check, you’ll be better able to recognize that most of the time, these issues fall into the former category.
>>64700590
>Jawbreaker
>Interpol
>Joy Division
>Joanna Newsom
>Jay Z
This has to be Ivan
>I need wickets to enjoy a Test match
Just fuck off to meme20
>>64700563
The fuck, really? Never seen this event before. Seems a bit explicit for vanilla.
>>64700569
>>64700604
>I am 171cm, 78 kilos
KEK
that's fat as fuck lad
I'm literally 184 cm and 66 kg, and still carrying weight
>tfw can't stop downloading porn
already downloaded 25gigs today
>>64700587
I'm here insh'allah
>5ft anything
>weighing more than 70kilos
put down the fork
>>64700569
Been in love with this song since I found it over 10 years ago on the internet. Really wish the English dub had an English version of this.
>>64700584
For what?
>>64700514
Zerogoose is the one who posted that
>>64700642
That he was that good looking you stupid fuck.
Whats everyones BMI?
http://www.gethealthynsw.com.au/bmi-calculator
19.4 here
Late night /cric/ is easily the GOAT /cric/
>>64700601
I know that the real one's applying for universities.
>>64700625
Do it for Allah.
>>64700558
>he was actually a cool and nice guy
He's actually a complete and utter cunt, you just fell for his crowd pleasing persona.
>>64700695
18.2
>>64700695
23.9 lad
>>64700710
this
>>64700713
nice i wanna get down to the 18's
>>64700710
t. fatt
>>64700726
nothing better than being officially underweight lad
>>64700707
Doing it right now. Just realised University of Toronto has a deadline of Feb 1 so I might not be able to apply there. Should have gotten off my ass and got to doing this back in november like I had originally planned.
>>64700695
Mine is 84536
>>64700738
Should get there by the end of the month tbqh
>>64700695
18.3
>>64700710
kys blank trip
>>64700587
There's no way to know for sure.
Isn't it funny how you wouldn't want your housemates to walk in on your jerking off but you wouldn't care if they walked in on you getting head or fucking someone...
>>64700740
Are you a Canadian citizen?
>>64700710
I am also a cunt so maybe thats why I find him cool.
>>64700695
Like 23, part time hoister of heavy things.
>Cricket
Is there a more fedora sport? Fuck off Reddit
>>64700717
>>64700794
Fatasses
>>64700782
Yeah. Was born here but went to Canada when I was only 1 and came back here when I was 11.
>>64700777
I'd want them to walk in on me jacking off too
>>64700756
Blank Trip still thinks Goose is his E-friend and doesn't even know he actually despises him.
Blank Trip, if you're still here, please be aware that this >>64700486 post was made by Zerogoose, and he fucking hates you. I don't really like you either, but I hate Goose more.
is there a meme country in cricket?
Trying to think, maybe Afghanistan because of Rambo.
Or Sri Lanka because Malinga
>>64700824
Are you gay
>>64700818
AHAHAHA I'm 6'4 with a BMI of 23.9 i've got life on easy mode cunt, stay jealous
>>64700828
t. convict
you're a dumb cunt, we all know you used to play online with goosey.
lel
>>64700833
nah
One time after I was banging a girl on the rag I streaked through the living room naked and smeared myself with the blood for a laugh тbh
any of you listen to ASMR? Are you meant to wank to it?
>>64700836
I'm a 5'11 skelletor tbqh
>>64700830
south africa because south africa is literally a meme invented by the dutch
>>64700830
definitely afghanistan, their cricket board's facebook page is fucking hilarious
>>64700819
Nice, I'm still stuck with a foreign passport. Are you applying anywhere else in Canada? My main choices are McGill and UBC.
>>64700828
Not true
>>64700850
depends if it makes you horny or not, you dumb cunt.
>>64700845
based salunke top scoring both innings
>>64700858
Wut? Link/picture?
>>64700850
It actually depends if you're watching the porn variety or not.
Post recommendations
>>64700850
no
it's supposed to calm/relax you and help you get to sleep
>>64700845
Nice """sport""" you got there
Everyone enjoying us dropping the match over and over again?
>>64700889
>us
which player are you?
>>64700889
>us
Get back to work Cook
>>64700889
hang in there bairstow
>>64700862
No. Will be living with family so have to apply somewhere I can commute easily. I'm not even appling to all those universities have to cut some due to being a poorfag. Honestly, I'm a bit nervous I won't get in any.
>>64700845
Why are such uneven teams playing together?
>>64700875
I'm still looking for the funny shit, but this is a good taster
>>64700867
You aren't seriously going to pretend that post wasn't yours, are you?
Stop with the charade and let the poor cunt know what you think of him.
>>64700845
>Shetty
It's so appropriate because he's Indian
>>64700895
>>64700898
>>64700900
Sorry i forgot the arrow boys,
>>64700889
>us*
>>64700879
why are you so fixated on stealing someone else's identity?
BBC bringing the bantz:
>In 14 1/2 hours you could watch 174 Shane Watson innings. Each lasting no more than the customary 5 mins. All LBW.
>What can you do in 14 1/2 hours? Get Stuart Broad to bowl Australia out 8.7 times!
>>64700916
DICK SHIT
>>64700912
>no head
kek, reminds me of the San Marino twitter account. Now there's a meme nation for you
>>64700853
That's funny cause I thought at first that Jynn was dutch
>>64700879
assuming the porn asmr is specifically on pornsites?
>>64700889
Nope
>>64700906
We played against a posho school in the indoor league when like 12 in my poor school and they all wore whites, had full kits and that.
All we had was 3 pads (1 each and 1 guy waiting with the third) and semi plastic bats donated by sport england. They let us have 3 innings as we got skittled twice so easily lol. I top scored with 12 in the 2nd innings for us despite coming in last (it was like 6 a side). Posh cunts.
>>64700923
>having less HDI and nominal GDP than a prison island
>"""Great Britain"""
>>64700923
SmilingMichaelVaughan.jpg
>>64700938
there isn't a whole lot sadly, there's only one chick on pornhub that I've found who does it remotely decently
>>64700922
I found it personally amusing for one thread, now I'm just beating a dead horse.
>>64700956
kittymeow or some shit?
![412ac104ac23f111b4296d1dce96-grande[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SDd9cMd.jpg "412ac104ac23f111b4296d1dce96-grande[1].jpg")
>>64700944
>England are unironically going to lose this
>>64700942
reminder handsome elite and popular Western and Southern Australia were settled as part of a private venture and are more civilised than the rest of the country
>>64700901
Yeah, I'm having the same problem, Toronto is filthy expensive for international students and it's tough to get into McGill. Thankfully I'm doing IBDP so it won't be too bad
>>64700939
I remember we beat a private school at cricket once and our PE teacher was going mental talking about how we were the best team our school had ever seen. Im pretty sure they were fielding a 2nd team tho.
>>64700957
joke had potential lad, but you really needed to go after someone with more of a personality like Reality Check
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=839080995
>>64700970
I told everyone this on day 2
>>64700972
What are you talking about. The only state that is relevant and contributes most to our GDP and HDI is NSW.
>>64700967
>>64700944
Has anybody got that BBC page of Vaughan bants with his avatar picture next to it?
>>64700984
>Reality check
>personality
Legitimately irritated at this point 2bh
>>64700970
SA should just declare and bank on the fact we cant bowl them out. Would make for an interesting rest of the test.
>>64700985
yeah, that's her lad
I watched some shitty one that was meant to be hypnotic last night
>>64700994
Got it nvm
