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West Indies 248/7 (86.2 ov) v Australia
England 629/6d v South Africa 428/3 (158.4 ov)
New Zealand 294/5 v Sri Lanka 258 (47.1/50 ov) New Zealand won by 36 runs
Strikers 174/2 v Scorchers 10/1 (2.2/20 ov)
Afghanistan v Zimbabwe at Sharjah - Jan 4, 2016
Zimbabwe won by 65 runs
>>64698840
First for LE
first for post yuri sluts
>2016
>asking a girl for a drink is misogynist and sexist
how long until we're proper fucked, lads?
DON'T
statsvomit on pooicide watch
>>64698850
BLUSH
Imagine getting the opportunity for your occupation purely because of your looks and then complaining when people make comments on your appearance
>>64698850
SCREAM
turknjaydee, gatecuck, based iggles, WABA, angry iggle and blank trip on suicide watch
>>64698791
Not sure yet, lot of sneaky business that needs to happen before I can make it a Reality.
>>64698857
she barely complained mate, the media's just blowing onto the coals
/cric/ on stale memes watch
AMLA ON GOAT WATCH
>>64698771
incidentally I do have a mate in the AFP I could make some inquiries with :^)
But honestly I'm not going to waste federal resources on some Cucktorian NEET
![CX4Rqt-UMAAvh9Y[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mD4bIK6.jpg "CX4Rqt-UMAAvh9Y[1].jpg")
>>64698854
BABY
reminder I work in the tax office and am gradually tracking Reality Cuck down for extradition
reminder the moment he sets foot in Japan he's a dead man
>>64698860
t. cucktorian
Last digit of this post is Chris Gayle's cock length in inches
>>64698850
>>64698854
>>64698868
That'll be $10,000 plus tip (of your penis)
>>64698874
t. gatecunt
>>64698875
BBC confirmed myth
>>64698849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDoLDekK-L8
Just resort to these tactics and you won't go wrong mate.
WORST AUSTRALIANS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>you now remember Tristan Barker
Reminder that women have absolutely nothing to offer men except their holes and now men are being persecuted for going after said holes.
>>64698865
Alex Doolan was GOAT at short leg
>>64698850
This is what he was wearing when he raped me. Surprised he doesn't still play tests as the white kit makes it easier to hide semen stains.
>>64698863
I laughed quite hard at you capitalising "Reality" to promote the fact that it's a pun on your username.
You should finish every sentence with " and that's RealityCheck for you".
>>64698886
The now want more payment for said holes
Same holes, more money
>>64698884
never forgot desu
Turning this off now. I refuse to watch 6 balls and then 2 minutes of ads.
>>64698890
He's been banned for using a signature before.
>>64698881
>pure strayan woman falling for the BYC
just like me mum
I can't believe Gayle was allowed to rape a woman live on television though
I mean come on, what year is it?
>>64698884
I only just noticed he came back
>>64698901
It's the CURRENT YEAR.
>>64698847
This
>that Junior banter
top kek
Ponting on suicide watch
Kemar CockRoach on suicide watch
>>64698901
According to some parts of the man hating movement know as "Feminism", he LITERALLY did rape her live on tv and should be banned from playing.
>>64698896
>LE FUGG LE DEE DWEENEY :DDD
>be woman
>go into a male changing room
>see dicks
>cry about it
KYS Mel McLaughlin or whatever the fuck your surname is.
>>64698896
>KFC t20
>Lipton break
>Harvey Norman replay
Can't make this shit up
>>64698904
If this cunt plays for Australia then at least what I have been saying for years about the selectors being corrupt will be painfully obvious. As if it wasn't already with the Marsh brothers being picked even though they are utter shit test cricketers and old.
>>64698881
Daniel you watching this lad
>>64698902
>>64698894
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEJzsvM7MWA
>that tattoo
JUST
Can you believe this shit?
Complimenting a woman is now sexual assault, and you'll be fined $10,000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnLHUr60HK0
MEANWHILE
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2876994/Nuala-Hafner-chats-hunky-tattooed-beachgoer-mid-weather-report-gets-knocked-back.html
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tbvfZFrhw4
>>64698850
>>64698854
>>64698868
Fine him again. That was just pathetic.
>>64698901
CURRENT
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T
>>64698869
Watch this and swallow the red pill or you will end up in the shit like the majority of men.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHnuIlzgGZ4
>>64698918
He is a Maori though
Is Mel McLaughlin related to Gillon McLachlan?
>>64698917
Do one of Ivana and Hugh.
>>64698922
lmao
***BASEDCG333***
>So when I'm at the crease my mind is pretty clear. I just repeat 'This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes...' over and over
- Glenn Maxwell
>>64698907
Post cricket animu
They better be girls
Does this look like a female Smoth to anyone else or am I just gay for the Downy
we should lynch gayle
>>64698915
BASED T20 on high profitability and positive fiscal outlook watch
Test "cricket" on dead "sport" watch
Is Glenn Maxwell related to Nick Maxwell? They both have the same doofus look
>>64698934
no shame in it lad desu
Will McLaughlin be fired?
>>64698930
thanks, might get fined soon though
>>64698926
What the fuck did I just watch
>>64698942
I don't understand why he's allowed to act this autistic in public, but Gayle asking a white woman for a drink is "creepy".
Come on, if any cricketer was a rapist, it'd be fucking Smoth before fucking Gayle
>>64698947
le red pill
>nobody talking about that curry kid scoring 1009* of 323 balls
>>64698947
you apparently didn't watch it since your post was made only 3 minutes after it was posted
>>64698947
That was a quick 25 minutes...
>Dhanawade, playing as an opening batsman, continued in much the same vein on the second day against the Arya Gurukul bowlers and had climbed up to 921 by lunch. He went past the 1000-run mark in the second session before his team declared their innings at a mammoth 1465 for 3. Dhanawade's knock included 129 fours and 59 sixes.
Absolutely based.
IPL contract when?
>>64698933
>tfw no cricket anime
>tfw there will never be a cricket anime
>tfw there will never be weekly discussions about which girl will summon the spirit of Donno Buhraduman on the field
>tfw there will never be a smug team of Australian cricket girls who then lose to the passionate multiethnic Windies
I don't know why, but I'll tell you this.
This site has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.
People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.
This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.
I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.
>>64698953
from what i read it was literally playing against 12 year olds
What should I wank to lads?
Nothing sexist, can't afford the fine.
>>64698926
oh my god this is the opposite of logical. it's alogical. It's bizarre. It's just... I can't. It's like listening to Pastor Richards from VCPR. "Single moms have obese kids, it's a fact!"
>>64698915
>kfc classic catches
>commonwealth bank test series
>microsoft surface replay
test cricket is shill tier aswell m8
>>64698962
>bowls them out for 31
>declares on 1465/3
>favourite cricketer is Haddin
cannot make this up
>>64698964
blacked dot com tbqh lad
>>64698952
Jesus
>>64698961
perfectly contrasted with >>64698964
>>64698974
kek
Guys... more and more black guys are being used in porn now...
>>64698887
he was no bailey
>>64698961
I went to Reddit. It was exactly the same, except up and downvotes somehow made it worse. At least here you can pretend your contributions are meaningful. Reddit is everything you describe, and worse; I may not be having fun now, but here at least I know I CAN.
>>64698953
>that one poor little cunt who went for 142 off 6 overs
>>64698960
>tfw none of that will happen but there's still a kabbadi manga
>>64698980
This is how /pol/tards are born.
>>64698987
Indian bowling in a nutshell
>The A$10,000 fine will be donated to the McGrath Foundation, a breast cancer charity.
Glad to see they're giving the money to what is largely a womans issue. It makes things less sexist if it's biased towards women.
>>64698916
Darren said he'd cut all ties to CA if he was selected. (For transparency, not out of disgust.)
>>64698987
is it right that the derros got bowled out for 31 and then the other cunts went and set a 1000+ lead kek
>>64698985
>I always get downvoted on reddit that's why it sucks so much Dx
Pleb.
>>64698985
>the internet is only 4chan or reddit
you here gatecunt m8?
>>64698995
the whole "breast cancer awareness in cricket" meme has been entirely pioneered by a man, one Glenn McGrath
>>64698960
Literally me on suicide watch
AMLA
M
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A
>>64698995
Well at least the money is going to a charity instead of to some corporation... oh wait
>>64698995
Le illegal hunter man
this will enrage the SJW's
>>64698964
cuckold
Womens BBL on Sat: 372,000 viewers tuned in, reaching a high of 439,000
A-League: 75,000
KEK
>>64699007
thought it was warnie?
>gashton agar
Perth getting EXPOSED
literally SMarsh: the team
>>64699002
>tfw girls often say to me "do you browse 9gag..you sound like you would like it".
I always toy with revealing my power level, but hold back to keep social status. Do any of you cunts admit to browsing this hell hole?
>>64699020
Do they play it in bikinis? They're doing it with womens football here, or so I see on Facebook...probably a troll.
Perth getting BTFO as predicted.
If you casuals didn't know, Rodney Marsh is a CA selector.
>>64699020
>trying to bait wogball "fans"
>no wogball "fans" ITT
Glenn McGrath to go into the africa jungle (again)
>>64699025
If I left the house or had friends to talk to, I certainly wouldn't tell them anything about what I do online. What would there be to gain from doing that?
>>64699026
Is he related to Shaun Marsh?
>there are """""""""people""""""""""""" who unironically """"""""""live"""""""""" in the North Island
>>64699029
who dat?
Is Matt Henry the best ODI bowler in the world right now?
>>64699037
Meant for him
>>64699028
>>64698961
I completely agree with you. I know that my quality of life would improve if I did, yet everyday I don't.
>>64699043
It's his son
Does anyonle else think it would be GOAT to spend 6 months living in England (May-Oct) and 6 months living in Australia (Nov-Apr) just playing cricket and football all the time.
Hopefully we leave the EU and make it easier to travel within the commonwealth states so I can do it.
Where in Aus would be the place to go?
>>64699038
poouth island on little man syndrome watch
>>64699049
/gong/ is the go-to place desu
>>64699038
The lingering aroma of stale rubbish is a potent reminder to Celia of the day she and her teenage boys, Oliver and Daniel, swooped into their earthquake-ravaged apartment to collect as many valuables as they could carry after the Christchurch earthquake on February 22. The stale smell still taints the family car; a less than pretty aromatic reminder of a bag of rubbish they also took out with them.
>>64699049
Kakadu
>>64699049
wilcannia is a goat place to live
failing that maybe tennant creek or one of the many welcoming aboriginal communities throughout the top end
Might have weet bix for dinner lads
>>64699055
>implying Eastern Christchurch isn't the North Island of Christchurch
STAY MAD JAFA
>>64699060
sad
Australia pull out of U19 World Cup
In other news, Australia have pulled out of the Under-19 World Cup in Bangladesh starting on 27 January because of safety concerns.
The Australia senior team withdrew from their tour of the country in October 2015, and Cricket Australia chief executive James Sutherland said advice from the Australian government suggests the security threat to Australians travelling to Bangladesh remains as high now".
The International Cricket Council has invited Ireland, runners-up in the qualifying tournament, to replace Australia in the 16-team competition.
who /jerkingtheir5.5incherrightnow/ here
>>64699062
>LE FUGG LE ORGLANDERS XD XD
>>64699030
is that a triceratops
apparently Mel's brother Craig is gonna smash the cunt next time he sees him
>>64699058
Wilcannia live there
>>64699060
milk or water lad
>>64699072
>LE AWGLANDERS ARE PEOPEL
obviously statsgook
>>64699060
how many knackers?
i'm never going to get a gf am i lads?
:(
>>64699049
Launceston
>>64699079
People actually have water with weet bix?
![Ore Monogatari!! - 03.mkv_snapshot_14.44_[2015.04.23_19.18.37].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Y9lAfhq.jpg "Ore Monogatari!! - 03.mkv_snapshot_14.44_[2015.04.23_19.18.37].jpg")
>>64699079
>weet bix with water
Is that an actual thing?
standards too high fella?
>>64699074
no its a brontosaurus
>>64699079
see >>64699088
what the actual fuck
>>64699049
Wollongong
>>64699090
no its a brontosaurus
What the fuck is wheat bix
>>64699095
y you too
>>64699093
kys AMS
>>64699097
no its a brontosaurus
>>64699070
Perfect penis size my man.
>>64699093
This is a troll?
>>64699099
Nice try but no thanks
>>64699097
>not knowing weetbix
growing up in barbados musta been hard
>>64699030
Reminder McGrath exploited his dead wife's memory to get shekels that funded a trip to Africa where he slaughtered rhinos and buffalos.
Do NOT support Glenn McGrath or his scams in any way, shape or form.
>not watching based lleyton play in the hopman cup
it's time to start saying thanks to a legend of australian sport, lads
>>64699105
no its a brontosaurus
>>64699093
My nigger
>>64699108
Don't hurt me like that man
>tfw never got to grow up in Barbados and dominate white girls
>>64699020
IT'S NOT FAIR
is mel related to hamish and gil mclachlan
>>64698915
> Dick Smith sponsoring Sydney
>They're going under
Top kek.
>>64699080
AMS on frantically searching for his siblings in the rubble watch.
>>64699116
how far away are the different islands? because i remember you going to buy milk or something in barbados and posting with that flag
>>64699124
no its a brontosaurus
>>64699079
>the impoverished shithole of Crushedchurch
kek
KEK
K E K
Nice "life" you got there, POOMS
>>64699129
bait
>>64699089
>>64699088
I had a housemate who had milo with water.
>>64699133
I'm now genuinely curious
>>64699126
Yeah m8 I'm from crushedchurch lmao
>>64699131
>>64699132
>>64699133
>>64699136
>>64699138
>>64699068
I doubt India would ever pull out of something U19
>>64699129
Oh that
Went for like a week lad
>tfw its the only first world country in the Caribbean
>tfw want to go back
Place is beautiful.
>>64699141
WATCH
>>64699150
omg etc
>KFC ad
>mixed race family with a variety of children with different skin tones
>no father figure in sight
>tagline: Double Dipping allowed
>>64699156
i can't let this happen
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64699141
about to trim my pubes and shave my balls and shaft, wish me (good) luck lads
>you now remember swanny being literally so BTFO by bitchwide that he retired mid tour
you literally cant make this up
>>64699167
dont trim too much or it looks weird lad
POORTH UTTERLY EXPOSED
Whats this about England told of for being too loud?
>>64699172
Kikeal Cuck should have retired mid-series
might have won the Ashes had that happened
>>64699177
don't blush baby
>>64699178
clarkey retires mid series and aus's batting is properly fucked
WHIP
>>64699150
>>64699157
*omg she is literally perfect
>>64698961
What am I meant to do instead?
Based Bread
>>64699193
the fuck are you talking about? Did you even watch the Ashes? Our batting WAS properly fucked and it was because of HIM
he was a walking wicket and his constant failures at 4 put >our inexperienced middle-order under immense pressure.
His captaincy was also a complete liability, Stove is unironically a far superior captain to him.
Bring in Khawaja or Boourns and maybe its a different series
EAT EM ALIVE HOGGY!
KANE?
>>64699178
Friendly reminder:
- Kikeal Cuck didn't need to play the first test at India, in which case Phillip Hughes would have been his replacement
- Kikeal Cuck tried to do so anyways, over-compensating by playing that club match to prove his fitness.
- This drove Phillip Hughes to try even harder to force a spot in the team, making him attempt a shot he otherwise wouldn't have. Had Cuck done the sensible thing and sat out, Hughes would have been guaranteed selection and not even played that game because he was sick, only doing so to get test selection
- The shot Hughes missed in desperation to be selected because Cuck couldn't deal with the spotlight being taken away from him for ONE test killed him.
Kikeal Cuck is single-handedly responsible for the death of Phillip Hughes.
>>64699210
you are right except for
>stove is unironically a far superior captain to him
HOGGY NOOOOO
Poorth Poorchers PTFO
Friendly reminder that you're sitting at your computer, pressing F5 and seeing if anyone has replied to your post.
Time for collapse
Fak de Pusi xD
What is both teams end game in the test here?
I think sadly both are resigned to the draw.
It's embaressing that SA are going at 2.7 after 160 fucking overs.
They should kick on and try put on another 200 or 300 and try to skittle England.
England if they skittle SA now for say 500 just after tea will bat slow and not actually try and win because we're ahead in the series as Cook is about as attacking as Louie van Gaal.
Shit, after typing this maybe we will rape them. I said new ball would help. Bavuma is shit and then the tail.
GOLLABSE
ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG
>Its still going to be a draw.
>>64699217
KEK PTFO
>>64699222
he will be away from home, mark this post.
>>64698884
>LE I HATE WHAT IS POPULAR LE FUG KNICKY MENAGE XDXD
what a cunt tbqh
>>64699229
I don't have an f5 button on my macbook
Macbook pro masterrace btw
Amla and Faf gone in 2 overs.
fuggg
WARNING WARNING
SOMETHING HAPPENED
>>64699197
WATCH
>>64699239
saved to my krazykrejza folder lads
>>64699231
Gibe de pusi b0ss
Interesting, 'Cuck' in capitals still filters to 'kek'
KEK
>>64699229
Tick the little "Auto" box at the bottom of the page and it does it for you, giving you more time to think of snide insults and potential new memes.
>>64699234
>What is both teams end game in the test here?
You have no idea.
>>64699234
>South Africa
>playing for the win ever
keep in mind this is the same team that threw away a world record chase with 16 to get off 3 overs and 3 wickets left.
>>64699251
ME
>>64699254
Saved to my krazykrejza folder lads
should I pay for spotify lads?
>>64699252
>LE FUGG LE STEBE BITH XDDDDDDDD
Good old TMS + CSS + /cric/ combo
>>64698884
What happened to nebz?
>>64698960
there literally was
it was a baseball anime that got edited to look like cricket in an attempt to crack the indian market
>>64699260
NAE NAE
>>64699262
No just steal music you want like everyone else
>>64699262
I get it as a part of a prepaid mobile plan with spark
Pretty good deal.
>>64699276
reported to Taylor Swift
Based Caribbean bants
>that jersey
The absolute madman
>>64698960
>>tfw there will never be a smug team of Australian cricket girls who then lose to the passionate multiethnic Windies
Imagine the fucking delicious brown girls.
Imagine how smug loli Bibu Richudusu would be.
>>64699262
>2016
>paying for music
Goyim who will never get rich, ladies and gentlemen.
>>64699262
It's free?
>>64699269
I can never get a stream to match TMS. Kinda sucks, but at least Holding and Bumble are on sky.
>>64699284
>loli Sarwan trying to fight the moderately tall McGrath
QT
>>64699283
fucking kek can anyone stop him
>>64699283
lmao
how can one man be so based?
Which one of you cunts shitposted this? >>64697826
>>64699283
fucking kek
How do I troll /cric/, /cric/?
>>64699286
The idea set up is having the video 5 seconds behind TMS so you can quickly pay attention when you hear a wicket or a boundary or something.
Why is it ALWAYS the ugly bitches who whinge about this crap?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3385037/Erin-Molan-goes-bat-Mel-McLaughlin-Chris-Gayle-comments.html
Mel could literally give two shits. She's handled his extremely professionally. I feel bad for her that the media circus has made her the centre of it.
>>64699049
Unironically considering doing that next year
What's the best area for cricket in england lads? I've heard it's popular in Yorkshire
For Australia, Melbourne's the nicer city with nicer weather, but Sydney is also great
Avoid Adelaide, Brisbane and Perth.
>>64699283
Are his tattoos faded or are they less noticeable becuase he's black
>>64699303
Talk about how "test" cucket is dead
>>64699283
Holy lel
Mel appreciation thread
>>64699148
Is the Caribbean worth it for a holiday lad?
Dreadlock Holiday has got me a bit scared tbqh
>>64699309
literally this
I get atleast one (you) from daniel everytime I make a post about "test" ""cricket"" being on suicide watch
>>64699305
So funny how he didn't do anything wrong just asked her out for a drink.
>>64699303
Post with a New Zealand flag
>>64699322
When are you cunts gonna get a new flag anyway so we can finally tell you apart from the convicts without squinting?
>>64699210
>His captaincy was also a complete liability, Stove is unironically a far superior captain to him.
Clarke LITERALLY had a better tactical mind than Taylor
Got a really hairy bum haha
>>64699316
>ywn get in that ass
