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frog edition
>Helpful links
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>FAQ and abbreviations list for those new to /bet/
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>Help for gambling addiction/suicide hotlines
http://pastebin.com/SVqUYKbf
>/bet/ approved spreadsheet for tracking your bets
http://www.aussportsbetting.com/tools/betting-tracker-excel
>tfw no gf
>Ladbrokes will NEVER pay out on the Greek fix sub edition
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>not Picking up qts on the train edition
Any of you lads know your darts? How you reckon Hughes doing against Montgomery?
Dire thread, you fucking clown.
is such a thing even possible?
liverpool @ 21.00
thoughts?
>>64686714
>Waiting for any signals
Just fuck it and go deep man.
>>64686782
u r 1 cheeky bugger m8 i swer
>>64686790
If she totally shuts you down the rest of the train ride would feel too awkward though.
>>64686733
At least /bet/ is in the title I suppose
ffs. why make a shit thread? >>64686793
>>64686782
>>64686843
Autism
>>64686843
Nvm. Deleted I think. Wrong webm too.
>>64686843
>He didn't caption the player as /freemoney/ and the bench as the other /bet/ trips
>>64686818
It becomes clear within the first 3 sentences whether she's open to conversation or not. If she doesn't want to talk just shut up and do something with your phone. At worst there is an awkward goodbye.
>>64686908
Club is the easiest is all I know.
>>64686908
Tinder in Eastern Europe.
>>64686908
depends what kind of girl you want and where you feel comfortable and able to
>>64687042
Church
>>64686990
>tfw will never pick up a latina milf at the supermarket
>>64687042
Probably different in the UK, but here all the high quality chicks are to be found at the mall, those fancy lounges and through friends.
>>64687042
Maybe some bloke on the train you haven't seen for 15 years knows a fresh pool of good women to fish in.
>>64687042
I have a secret source but I cant reveal it as I dont want more competition.
You could actually find a decent girl in a club though, they arent all sluts, especially student night style things. They will usually be in a group maybe a little more shy/unconfident looking than some of her more slutty friends.
>>64687119
Yes, but you will end up making up with a slut and feeling like shit next day
>>64687131
Ay papi
>>64687042
Conservative Future.
No seriously, join up.
who's gonna be favoured in russia/finland hockey?
Accidentally posted in the old thread.
Literally free money betting on table tennis match starting now a 20 kg overweight nigerian player again Vostes.
LARGE for him to win without dropping a game.
>>64687098
Just get drunk, put on some headphones with club music and some sunglasses so it seems darker then go chat to one in one of the aisles. Instead of "Can I get you a drink?" say "Can I help you with your groceries?" or "Im paying for this one." as she takes something off the shelf (try and make it something expensive not like a £1 ready meal).
>>64687211
why does him being 20kg overweight mean hes going to win without losing a game
>>64687211
Who's carrying that, Swede-senpai?
>>64687216
holy shit this autism
>canacuck overs hockey bets
>>64687105
Going to have to try this.
>>64687077
>tfw no qt good girl Christian gf with years if pent sexual tension
>>64687119
>choosing the ugly ones
"no"
>>64687188
>Conservative Future.
>Glasgow
hmm.
You lot are bloody useless
>>64687216
Tried this million of times already always get the same response.
>No my sugar papi is already taking care of me *wink*
>>64687291
They arent all ugly though you retard.
Im sure you bang super models every week dont you mate.
>>64687291
>>64687188
Here is my local group.
>>64687211
365 lay brains
>>64687333
Arent there any decent girls on your course? Try the library at your uni?
>>64687254
I can see my post as being read like that, though obviously i meant betting against the overweight guy who hit his peak ten years ago. He is 38 now and just pissing around against these other serious players.
mitosis is...
>>64687435
'barrassed I got that reference.
Match is over, looked like a practice round. Vostes in 3 straight.
>>64687390
Nah mate. I'm going to die alone. It's fine.
Having so much sex recently, can't stop fucking.
>>64687487
Have none of the 10+ been a girl you could date after hooking up?
>>64687528
Same.
>>64687528
shat ap m8 ur borin
>>64687528
Please stop having sex.
>>64687528
Feel your crown slipping mate? Euan is getting way more replies than you recently.
Any bets for the NZ-Sri Lanka match?
>>64687530
Most of them arent in Glasgow now. The most recent one was a cheeky cow. Made one too many small dick jokes.
>>64687590
>Made one too many small dick jokes
How big is it?
>>64687645
hey big spender
>>64687676
hey
>>64687645
>following reddit tips
>>64687697
I dont even know how to use reddit
>>64687676
$17 goes a long way in colombia
Fuck that was close, thank god they missed that penalty
pmsl at bdo darts
>/bet/ will never return to the Mr Obscure glory days
>>64687753
you could buy a hooker with that money
>>64687812
>implying this summer wasnt the best time in /bet/ history
muh kartepe and muh UCD were good but overall this year was better than 2014
>le street sweeping Colombian
>>64687814
Want to move to Colombia desu.
>>64687814
>Cost of living in Bogota is 40.59% lower than in Santo Domingo
C-can I come and move in Colombiabro?
>>64687896
I'm sure you can Nestle your way in
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>64687924
kekekeke
NOOOOOOOO
RIP Colombia
>>64687924
>betting
>>64687714
>just under
pmsl
>>64687924
>>64687955
Betting Gods punishing you for shitting up the thread
>>64687896
Go to Medellin, thats the place to live here bro
*laughs*
Reddit?
obscure profit is better than mainstream profit
thanks based getafe
>not laying everything reddit spouts
Can everyone just please focus on the san paulo youth tournament like you would if britturk and jennie west were here to spoonfed you
>>64687042
foreign language courses in libraries
>>64688015
There are too many teams to research cba.
oh boy, wouldnt it be nice if Nice scored a few goles?
>>64688015
you've got this swe, we believe in you
>>64688015
>>64688086
Put all the shortest-priced teams in a 10-fold acca and go large can't go wrong thank me later
>>64688015
I pay Mackers to do this for me. Its great for now ;)
Head's gone.
Bet on something with horrible odds to chase losses and it lost in a matter of minutes.
>>64687977
I'm actually thinking about moving there if I hit 50k this year.
>All dem qts
>>64688164
Move to Antigua watch one game and become an Antiguan soccerway judge
Belter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Q3mHyzn78
Corinthians u20 -2.5 desu
>>64688268
b u t l i n s
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>>64687977
Got a qt Colombian gf with family in Baranquilla but she refuses to get me info on teams there.
>>64688344
>Baranquilla
Nice
hey nerds
TED HANKEY
ONE MORE FUCKIN GOAL RENNES
>>64688418
London is dope as fuck from a transportation and "things to do" perspective but damn... No thanks.
>>64688418
thank god i live in liverpool
99% white
mfw Argentina franchise is now 12/1 to win the Super Cup
>>64688418
Looks like India finally found out how to poo in loo
>>64688508
Yeah but also 99% scouse
bdo darts
>>64688551
and i wouldnt have it any other way
RIP Maple Eskimo
Bankroll destroyed
>>64688560
Doubled my money betting on Butler and Hughes.
>>64688418
How can Indians afford the prices?
>>64688635
20 people in one house
Picked my cat up by the tail and threw her across the room when Coritiba had their second disallowed just now
>>64688599
What happend?
>>64688804
Everything lost
o5.5 both matches, US and Sweden threeway, Sweden champions
Only Switzerland -1.5 came in
>>64688841
>betting on teenagers playing hockey
Even the "experts" had no idea who was going to be favourites in this tourney before it started. I kept hearing Sweden and the US but no one had any high confidence in it. It's essentially a crapshoot. Finland looks good at this point though.
WTB on NBA?
>>64689066
Watch stream and see whos drinking tea and bet unders on them
>>64689066
unders on 76ers
After a crazy start of today's game the bet landed. We have now turned £50 into £344,54
For Tuesday I picked a game in the Capital One Cup
Game: Stoke City v Liverpool
Bet: Under 3.5 Total Goals @1.23
Potential return: £344,54 -> £423,78
Best of luck to everyone joining me on this fun adventure.
You'll cowards thinking you're Big Meech
meanwhile I'm still spending winnings from the world cup
>>64689149
Under 209 or 197? Should i go with the safer one?
>>64689066
Whiteside over 11.5r, he was on fire last time
>>64689054
>lotto shite
>>64689200
on
>>64689191
under 204 @1.90
>>64689222
Who is this sexy beast? 8/10, would let impregnate me
Anyone who goes to watch Jeremy Kyle live is a massive danger
I have sixers winning this game easily. They are hot right now. Id prestake them straight up moneyline for 2.20 winnings and continuously re-up until the odds get to even
FUCKING RENNES.
>>64689497
are you for real? I can get them @ 3.2 moneyline
>>64689533
lucky, i cant go through 365
>>64689382
There will be no Jeremy Kyle in the glorious caliphate.
>tfw made 50 cents finding an arp
feel so shrewd now
>>64689186
Should do more betting challenges like this in the threads. It's fun.
>>64689497
they lost their last 2, against lakers and clippers, how exactly are they hot?
>Best of luck to everyone joining me on this fun adventure.
What are you doing exactly? Did you pick a bet and then keep the whole thing riding?
Large staking Cruzeiro u20 -3.5 at 1.8 on SuperLenny
ANY reason why Cruziero will not go to double digits here?
>>64689896
>>64689897
Must be a sign, getting ON large
>>64689897
Mercy?
>>64689897
>>64689896
shaking
>>64689919
Do South Americans know such a thing as mercy?
What's the info on Cruzeiro? Or is this just another pseudo tip?
I don't have FT spread as an option. What do you guys think of Cruziero -1.5 1st half @1.77?
>>64689984
PSEUDO
S
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U
D
O
>>64689973
double digit scores often won't happen because players will start brawling
Can't stop topping up.
>>64689964
>>64689933
>>64689907
>>64689896
post slips
>>64690028
Need student loan like AIR lids, almost out of money, had to withdraw 100£ from my betting account to get my plane ticket home
Cruz -3 is evens
>can't stop farting
Anyone else watching the stream? Vitoria players look T I R E D.
Man I'm very afraid of following /bet/ tips
>>64690129
Relax, Cruzeiro win this 5-0 at the very least.
>>64690141
Don't fail me senpai
>>64690129
>not having a punt on Cruziero o4.5 FT and watching it drop to o3.5 within 4 minutes
it's like you don't even enjoy throwing your money in the trash family
Waiting for -2.5 to hit evens
No knowledge about these teams, but isn't the score currently 0 - 0 in the Cruzeiro game, or am I looking at outdated shit? We really expect them to score 5 or more goals?
>>64690237
I am actualy kinda suspecting some /bet/ members are part of some secret little group where they are tipping stuff to get on the other side. It has happened recently in the same style and the bet loses.
>>64690252
It wouldn't surprise me.
ONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONEONE
U N O
N
O
1111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Please open the floodgates.
>>64690237
>>64690252
>>64690278
LITERAL TEARS
Well, that was the first goal at 20mins. Guess it could happen if they get rolling now.
>Only need 2 more for profit
>Only 3 more to be able to have an all-inclusive escort from Montevideo fly over
>>64690320
>>64690328
I'm on the Cruziero you mongs
>>64690320
>>64690328
zzzzz
>1 goal
WOW LOL UAC
on toilet doing a fucking huge poo, been at warehouse all evening fucking dying, its so good
>the amount I can cash out is contantly going up despite the time not flying backwards
>>64690404
rball slavers getting on now.
TWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWOTWO
D O S
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>>64690385
22222222222222222222222222222222222222222
Did they score a 2nd?
>>64690472
2 - 0 at 33min
>I didnt reback when o3 was evens
>>64690509
thanks i couldnt tell ;)
>>64690513
How are you getting on?
>backed Fluminense u1.5 literally seconds before the first goal went in
I CAN'T HOLD ALL THESE TEARS
Do teams in this league usually just hang back when they know they've won, or do they go for the complete humiliation?
>>64690568
>How are you getting on?
Bovada is bringing some of the games for the Sao Paolo Jr's games in play. Mostly just got on since I rarely get to shitpost during divegrass matches with /bet/
>>64690591
They go back to grinding coffee beans at half-time. Best cash out while you still can big boy. ;)
>>64690591
They can go for humiliation but it's not as common as slags doing it, asians or european youth
Among other reasons is that the other team will start hurting players and getting red cards. No one wants to get injured or involved in a fistfight. Double digits almost never happen between teams in the same tier
Oh my God Fluminense ruined me
This and hockey just ruined my bank
What do I do /bet/, I'm on the brink of tears
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>>64690668
>What do I do /bet/
Figure out why you lost and get better from it. Don't think of it as losing. Think of it as paying for experience.
>>64690668
Cash out now for small profit and sleep easy, or lay awake panicking about my penny punt bet?
>>64690668
First thing is; don't bet on hockey. Most meme sport there is.
Second thing is; today there were only like 5 decent bets from what I've seen. 4 of them where in the Sao Paolo tournament and 1 was that table tennis bet. If I had only staked those bets I would be in big profit today, but I staked on other bullshit (just like you) and am at a tiny loss right now.
tl;dr stop addict betting you addict
Also most tips on /bet/ are shite. Just follow Euan and Slovakia tbqh.
>>64690668
how much you lost?
>>64690714
Lesson one is never bet on luckpuck.
on o25.5 lebron points ay
>>64690760
>follow Slovakia
Nah
Well to be fair the Fluminense thing was more of an experiment than anything. If I'm going to experiment I should do small stakes or phantom bets
The hockey thing, well I know I'm not going to lose money from that sport anymore
>>64690668
Would also like to add that around this time last year I blew all of my profit (2k) at the time and had to start all over again. I finished the year with 21k (highest was 28k) and I didn't really pick up any pace until April. So just stick to it and be disciplined.
>>64690806
What was your Fluminense bet?
>>64690806
Are you the uruguay with the big pie?
Am I too late to hop on Cruzeiro?
>>64690858
Not anymore
>>64690823
Lost two thirds. I'll stick to what I know
>>64690824
It didn't work out, doesn't matter
>>64690897
Just put the final 3rd on Bengals +2.5 this weekend.
>>64690863
Reply ffs
>>64690863
Could have a small on -1.5 from here on out. They should win by 4 minimum.
>>64690863
Yes
>>64691030
Wow. Rude.
3rd goal when
this smells like 3-0
TEARS.
fuck sake
whoops
Oh my.
D A C
A
C
down and concerned
11111111111111111
Am I doing this right?
well I still have my initial deposit r-right anons?
u4.5 seemed so comfy
Wow, so once again, a bunch of anons all tip something within seconds. Not posting any info or slip. Yet seem really confident about it and big it up a lot. The bet loses AGAIN. So surprising zzzzzz. Please crawl back to your little group slugs.
>>64691388
It was just a medium bet based on mutuals. Quite embarrassing that can't even get your greasy little fingers to carry you to soccerway.
le red is in
Putting my wife's kids' Uni funds on Golden State @ 1.24
>Cruzeiro red
Need that red card then score meme to kick in asap.
This goal will only light a fire under the ass of Cruziero. Surely they would never perform a kind of defensive maneuver resembling a form of public tranportation.
>>64691388
MAD
A
D
sao paulo youth so shite
3333333333333333333333333333
LOL
O
L
One more pls
lel disallowed
UNO MAS VAMOS COÑO
>>64691538
PMSL
>>64691545
Le ref on Vitoria handi's. Disgusting desu. Favela children looking to finance that new PS4.
>>64691573
Have you tried bribing a local ref yet?
sixers still the bet moneyline?
>not on inter-4
Tears buddies(-:
PEN
era
>>64691609
>not on inter -5.5
rip
>>64691609
Ayyyy. Cheeky -0.25 coming in. ;^)
>didn't reback the -0.5
1 MORE BABY
If Inter can do it you can do it too Cruz!
>>64691607
Bet this entire months wages
Is miami winning tonight
>>64691773
>actually asking this question
Hah, hahaha, hah
>>64691749
Are you even watching the game? I'm just asking if it's based on in-play insight or you prestaked and now believe it religiously
>try to hedge
>3-1 is the only result that can't happen
oh wow, fucking betting on anything in that entire jungle fuck of a continent.
>>64691773
Pacers o 24.5 1st quarter.
>>64691388
>He's not in UAC Tipping
tears buddy +3.5 sails in. Cheers for the money pal.
>>64691819
Upvote this. Cheers Jenny
>>64691795
I'm watching it. I'm a big believer in the 6ers when they play shitty teams and their first quarter was great. Only thing worrying me is Okafor and their foul count.
>1 shot on target
>1 goal
Oh well local escort it is.
>>64691844
Fine, I'm on.
>>64691789
i-is that a yes
>>64691932
Yes to what. I don't don't know Miami as well as philly or Minnesota
>>64691972
Nah sorry that was just a troll my bad
>Sunderland boss Sam Allardyce has accused the Premier League of devaluing the FA Cup.
>He said it was "diabolical" that top-flight clubs have Premier League fixtures the Tuesday and Wednesday after this weekend's third-round ties.
>"Of course I'm going to make changes for our cup tie at Arsenal on Saturday," Allardyce said.
Arsenal -1.75 is a large lads
>>64691773
I hope you got on.
