Class of 2016
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Class of 2016
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Dude there's something wrong with Mascote's face.
>Gatorade
>jack chan
>messi
>Gatorade
>messi
>pelezinho
>jack chan
>imperador
>chaverino
>maradona
>Poderoso
How based
top tier
>mutant
>chav
>Coqinho
LEL
>JHEKCHAN
>JACK CHAN
>MFW TWO JACKY CHAN COPIES BOTH SPELT WRONG
based Gatorade, I hope he'll have a great career
>Chaveirinhio
Future BPL legend la
>Ratinho
harsh
>>64685780
As an America who knows nothing is this shit real?
Why do half of them look 40
>Gatorade
>Jack Chan
>Messi
>>64685992
yes
>>64685992
yes
>>64686000
because they are.
its a hard knock life in the favela. anyone who lives to be a teenager becomes a village elder and has to impart his wisdom on the youth
>>64685780
Jack Chan to Arsenal pls
>>64686057
>>64686298
>John Lennon
My fucking sides
>>64686298
>Not one but two Baloteli
>>64686298
>Marlon Brandao
I lost it.
Quick! Name 5 things that aren't Jhekchan!
>montanha
is he overweight or an overcompensated manlet
>>64685903
delete this now
>>64686376
Mutant
Messi
Jack Chan
Ah shit
>>64686415
Ireland pls
>>64685780
COQUINHO
>>64685780
>Poderoso
>Mutante
do they have the same meaining in Hue as in Italian?
>>64686543
Yes
anyone have the roll for your BR name image?
>>64686298
>Marlon Brandao
my sides
>mfw brazillian 4chan neckbeard will have kids and name them after memes
>mfw ayy lmao wins the balloon door in 2040
>Passarinho
>Mascote
>Bolt
>>>>>Gatorade
>>64686643
>not TSUUUUUUU
>>64686591
i can sort of understand Poderoso, but why Mutante? Does he have some extra limbs or what
>Tfw we could have lied in a world where Bananinha was playing in Barcelona and there'd be serious Bananinha vs Messi discussions
Why do the good brazilians not succeed?
>>64686681
you seen his face?
>>64686681
maybe just really big like hulk?
>>64686298
>no one commenting on "CREDENCE CLEARWATER COUTO"
i'm still fucking dying from that
>>64686719
He's one of the prettier ones. In there. Large jaw, good facial structure, coulse use a better haircut.
Someone was probably jealous and nicknamed him that as a joke.
Either that or he's got a bent dick, 6 toes or something.
>>64686757
Wait until you see the talents of Sunn O))) da Silva
amerifat here who literally knows nothing about soccer outside of how you score.
is the messi in OP's pick related to autismo messi or just another guy who has the last name messi?
>>64686595
this, also rolling for bacteria
>>64686798
It's a nickname
If you were literate you would be able to see their real names just underneath in the OP image.
>>64686798
this thread is about young Brazilian players getting fucked up names,he's not related at all he just has retarded parents.
>>64686824
sorry man, it all just looks like spanish gibberish to me
>>64686798
HUEs wear their nicknames on the back of their kits. so for example kaka or ronaldinho arent their real names, or pele
its a nickname. like if at school they called you neckbeard that would be your sports name forever
>>64686824
Some of them are actually real names, which makes it worse.
>>64686768
fuck typing on mobile
>>64686798
really? their real names are listed right below
these are ALL nicknames from youth categories, from small lower division/amateur clubs from rural areas
>>64686872
>spanish gibberish
>Messi
>>64685780
>paper
>>64686824
>>64686861
>>64686890
>>64686897
>expecting anything else from an amerifat
>>64686890
>gatorade
nice nicknames you got there
>>64685903
muh dik
who are these semen demons?
> Mao de onça
that means wildcat hand?
a goalkeeper?
also
> Poderoso
> Doido
> Imperador
> Mutante
stahp it Brasiu plz
>translate some of these
>guys nickname themselves things like waterfall and helmet
>>64687127
>helmet
this one is probably the hair
no idea about cachoeira
>>64687155
yes a cachoeira is a waterfall
>>64687155
Probably because he keeps falling.
>mfw Gatorade
Owl, Spider, Little Bird and Little Rat are cute nicks
>Cabecao
>17 years old
I can smell the bullshit from here
>>64687085
It's a jaguar
>>64686681
There was a guy in xman called mutante, i think.
>Jack Chan
>Jheck Chan
>>64686781
wtf is that real?
Are any of these players actually good?
>Dimenor
>>64689092
It will be after I get a Brazilian wife
>>64686415
Too much ass?
>>64685780
>Jack Chan
>>64689239
eh, maybe Bala
>coqinho
>little coq
>>64686757
It's a real name, too
>>64690665
Actually short for coconut.
>>64686298
>Claudio Pitbull
I forgot this dude existed. I'm dying.
