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Hobart Hurricanes 1/18
vs Melbourne Renegades
England 6/629d
South Africa 2/155
West Indies 7/248
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
>>64678200
WHO IS SHE
yfw india goes to no 1 with the shitney game washed out
Just smashed a whole woolworths chicken lads
who /goodtaste/ here?
>>64678227
What about?
king george century incoming
>>64678224
> Can literally only win at home, in South Africa or WI
> Still on track to be number one
Why is Australia so good at cricket even when it's not that good at cricket?
What's /cric/ listening to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_unV0UPGUY
desu
>>64678235
Is George Bailey the first person to captain a team to a world cup final only to be dropped?
>Undercover Boss on One
>BBL on Ten
>>64678235
>you
>this run rate
>these wickets
>against this literal who bowling attack
>>64678239
replace "Australia" with "India" and then take out
>in south africa or WI
>>64678235
>>64678213
Danielle Wyatt mate
>>64678244
0/10 f2k desu
Is it raining in South Africa? Score isn't moving
>>64678235
every fucking time
>>64678241
https://youtu.be/sFwcLC5HC9I
Played this while making dinner
>>64678235
>>64678259
That pic isnt Danielle. OP's is
>turn on ENGvSA
>Anderson runs in to bowl
>126 kp/h
absolute kek
should have kept Woakes
>>64678265
nah they playin
>>64678242
He hasn't been dropped. He's an ODI specialist.
>>64678291
i do tbqh
>>64678288
he got dropped for the final you casual
>>64678288
http://www.espncricinfo.com/icc-cricket-world-cup-2015/engine/current/match/656495.html
He didn't play the actual world cup final, despite being captain for most of the tournament
>>64678307
He was dropped after the first game for Clarke you casual
who /gong/ here?
>>64678291
not a fan tbqh
>this RR
The hurricanes might as well be playin in a fucking hurricane right now tbqh thnx senpai
this should have been how stokes got out last night
If I were batting I'd just hit it at Beaton every time. Free runs.
>>64678291
No thanks, 2D masterrace
Who #watermelonboy here?
>>64678352
Does anyone have the webm of this
I love how hard starc pegs it
>>64678247
>wonder when my dick became so nice
last 2 digits will be hobarts final score
Womens BBL on Saturday: average of 372,000 viewers tuned in, reaching a high of 439,000
A-league: 75,000
K E K
Wew lads falling asleep here
Who will score faster out of Hobart and AB/Amla?
you now remember xxxx gold beach cricket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpsDIXrlDq8
>>64678376
>>64678371
i have this other meme dismissal but not that one sorry la
ponting on suicide watch
so who's gonna win?
>>64678408
Punter was the precursor to Smoth
traditional custodians on elite boundary watch
Will Hobart make 100?
>>64678422
that's terrible senpai
>>64678422
so fucking stupid but i laughed tbqh
>>64678402
>>64678408
wew lad
>>64678423
Will Hobart is the Executive Director, Office of Student Support and Engagement at Chicago Public Schools
>>64678423
Will Hobart is Executive Director, Office of Student Support and Engagement at Chicago Public Schools, m8
>>64678434
>>64678435
samefag
>>64678434
>>64678435
>>64678434
>>64678435
wew lad
>>64678411
smith would have hit that through his legs for four
>>64678388
IT'S NOT FAIR!
>Brisbane viewers NEED to switch to channel 10
Bull fucking shit
I'll watch in HD on One thanks
>>64678453
>tfw this is literally my body hair pattern if I don't shave weekly
>>64678475
Do you shave your balls?
>never used to my shave balls
>shaved them
>holy fuck feels amazing
>>64678475
You shave your shoulders?
>>64678481
Yeah I was scared to use a razor on my balls, but it works quite well really
>>64678457
...and now undercover boss is on
>channel 10 in charge of correct guide data
Christian is pretty memey, not as memey as Maxwell, but he's ok
Who is the greatest Australian cricketer to never play a test?
>>64678490
Yeah i was reluctant at first to shave my shaft and balls out of fear of cutting, but its very easy
>>64678502
David Hussey
Is Channel Ten's Mel McLaughlin related to Cricinfo's Mel Farrell?
>>64678502
Glenn Maxwell
>>64678481
>>64678490
>he doesn't have a trimmer
>>64678490
>>64678506
Do you guys do your arsehole and crack?
>>64678506
It's not like shaving your face where you have to get the stubble down to absolute zero.
Just trimming off the bulk of the bush, so your balls can actually sense touch without hair blocking the feeling is enough.
>>64678516
casual detected
>nrl is literally back next month
>>64678486
Yes
>>64678502
Chris Lynn
>>64678522
Yeah i get right down in my taint and parameters of the arsehole. Don't do it often because the re-growth can become quite itchy on the crack
Ben Dunk is a handsome fella
>>64678527
He's never played a test innings though. Just because you wear white it doesn't mean you're a test player.
This picture comes up when you google mel
Is there a context for this or is it not her
>>64678496
>channels go 1, 7, 9, 10
>australian education
>>64678541
Yeah I stay away from hair in skin folds and joints for that reason.
The itching is fucking bad when walking etc when it starts to grow.
>>64678546
kek nice try at damage control but you have been exposed
>>64678530
Thank fuck, I've had enough of this semen slurping "sport"
>>64678551
it's not her. that's olivia munn on attack of the show
>>64678546
He's literally played 6 innings you fucking supreme summercunt casual
>>64678551
It comes up as Aaron Rodgers' beard when you reverse search the image.
>>64678554
I thought i was developing a hemorrhoid but thankfully it was just the results of the anus hair regrowth
Is Doherty just bowl his team to a win?
>>64678561
Love this image, kek
>>64678502
jack marsh
Chris Lynn should be the t20 captain imo
>>64678502
Brad Hodge
XD will LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY play in the t20 side
>>64678587
Never heard of Will Literally but i dont think hes a cricketer
What do ausfailians think of the Auckland Nines?
Auckland here, they're literally the laughing stock of the city, I'm completely surprised they're back
>>64678587
No he wont
Boyce is well ahead of him. Dito Lyon; thats why they left him out of the ODI squad
>>64678598
What are the auckland nines?
>>64678599
you're acting as if the selectors are going to pick the best players for the team, we have seen that this is not the case
>Paris
>no Lynn
Richardson
>no Gaz
>>64678608
This is literally my point. 90% of the teams are australian and they don't even know what it is. It's literally such a joke
>>64678598
What are the auckland nines?
if its some /poog/ shit fuck off and make your own thread
>>64678598
It's pretty meme tbqhwyf
>>64678618
Just googled it. Yeah, I've never seen it advertised or really discussed
fuck me Wade is a bad keeper
>>64678627
Fuck that's hilarious
Wellington sevens are a big thing in NZ and auckland literally tried to copy it but with fucking league (who no one really gives a shit about) and teams of which there is literally one NZ team out of fucking 20 or whatever
There are billboards all over the city right now and it's just embarrassing.
>>64678642
Sydney here
I've never heard of it
darren sammy is nearly bad enough to play for the windies test side
>>64678652
he was unironically dropped from it for being too shit
thats how bad he is
>>64678519
>doesn't shave closely for a smooth baby bottom prepubescent finish
guys love it
>>64678627
lmao
It's advertised as plebgue's version of the 7s. I thought it would be big in Australia.
Top lel. Last year when the Warriors got knocked out half the stadium left early.
>Blanderson
>comes into the team
>120 kp/h - no wickets
>drops Amla
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64678662
>gay pakistani weeb bottom
you are one brave man lad
>>64678668
"Chin Music"
>>64678648
This is actually hilarious
This is the third year it's back and I was seriously confused as to why it wasn't a flop but then I realised all the australian teams are playing so there may be an australian following that's keeping it up. Nope. Someone's losing fuckloads of money on it.
Honestly can't believe the australian teams agree to it
>Renegades to win in 12 overs
here's a reminder that australia's pyjama keeper LITERALLY bowls faster than the two best new zealand bowlers
>>64678687
wrong webm mate
Is Matthew Wade related to Jeremy Howe?
>>64678687
bond > mcgrath
>>64678701
For both series he played
chris martin>don bradman
Best neighbors girl?
>>64678699
I'm sure their mums fucked the same guy, but that's just statistical likelihood when dealing with such massive sluts.
pop quiz time lads:
You're playing your contact sport of choice, and after a successful tackle on an opposition player, do you:
A: Sportingly offer him help getting to his feet?
B: Quickly return to your position to let the game continue as quickly as possible?
C: Stick a finger in his bum?
>"He's joined us. David Boon. He needs no introduction"
Then why give him one, silly bitch
>>64678694
just realised i havent got a webm of it yet, heres a yt link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qo9lzTOG8PE
>pj keeping
>>64678717
>you now remember that fuckheaded commentator LITERALLY ruining the greatest moment of Martin's career by calling him "Tim Martin"
>>64678723
>using old tactics
>not living in the digital age
>>64678642
If you are a Rugby League fan you have definitely heard of it.
I think it is a fun little preseason meme tourney.
It is put in Auckland in an attempt to grow the game in NZ although I personally think they should do it in a different city every year.
>>64678723
Gotta hump him a few times just to make sure he doesn't get back up first lad
>>64678720
my neighbour doesnt have any girls
>>64678736
Literally what is the point of growing the game in New Zealand
The ENTIRE fucking country is obsessed with rugby, you seriously think there's a market for an identical sport?
>>64678723
D. Shout "BAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLL"
>David Boon
>proof that beer kills braincells
>>64678736
They should put it in fucking wollongong for all I care. Nobody wants it here.
>>64678748
like to see you talk on tv cunt
>>64678748
He looked so depressed
>>64678748
>Yeh, it's been a real mumble mumble...
>I've had the pleasure of mumble mumble...
>>64678723
tasmania has produced two (2) cricketers of note in their entire history
and no, faulkner doesn't count
>Tennis star Venus Williams delighted fans - and an All Black - with some dance moves on the court today.
>The 35-year-old called for a dance-off with winger Julian Savea as part of an exhibition match at the ASB Classic.
>She was caught on camera doing the dance to American rapper Silento's Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) and pointing at Savea, who was standing next to Danish player Caroline Wozniacki. The pair were in fits of laughter.
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
>>64678750
The worst thing is you just know that some out of touch councillor is shilling it hard and putting funding into it as if it's an economic cash cow for the city by saying "XD LOOK AT WELLLINGTON" whilst knowing nothing about the sport.
All it will do to Auckland is make more fucking riots happen because all the sollies come out at once
>>64678748
The sight of T20 has killed him
>>64678768
>and an All Black
why are you nerds so poobsessed with a fucking rugby team
/Warner dropped from the squad and back at Woolworths/ when?
lads where can I find some white vinegar?
>>64678738
>>64678735
>>64678733
>>64678747
>>64678763
righto lads, next one:
You find yourself being tackled and after your opponents rises to his feet and looks away, do you:
A: Gingerly shake yourself off and ready yourself for what is proving to be quite a bruising encounter?
B: Compliment your opponent on an excellent play?
C: Stick a finger in his bum?
>>64678723
D bend his leg/arm as you roll out of the tackle
Do you even Melbourne?
>>64678768
I had literally never heard of that song until I googled what the fuck that meme was about and honestly I'm not even kidding is there a worse song in the history of existence? It's like a cross between shitty as fuck kid's songs and shitty as fuck trends
>>64678750
well apparently it is doing something because they keep taking it back there
why do you even care you are taking this really personally
>>64678779
It's because it's the only thing their good at.
They're like an ugly ugly girl with big tits, who wears nothing but the lowest cut tops she can find to take the focus off her ugly face.
>>64678786
>D: Stick a finger in his mum?
FTFY
>advanced 2016 tactics
>ban the leg bye
>that wide call
what le FUG
>>64678800
There's actually two of us m8
It's just kind of an embarrasment to the city right now. Auckland has no relevant sports things aside from the tennis (debatable) and warriors (and likely never will because the city is 50% chinese), and they are pushing so hard to make it work here.
>>64678815
That's probably a good thing m8. It means your city has developed beyond such archaic forms of entertainment for the masses.
>>64678815
It is probably for tourism as well
The crowd is never entirely warriors fans
>>64678797
it was just 2015's version of Crank Dat by Soulja Boy
the similarities are uncanny when you think about it. young negro in his late teens makes a meme song that includes a silly meme dance move, that becomes popular during the American summer
>you now remember the shmoney dance
>>64678800
It's contracted on for 5-10 years or something.
It's just a cancerous event that the dumbest of dumb coconuts attend.
>>64678839
>listening to commercial pop music
>>64678855
thanks for the warning saxon
>>64678855
Hello uncle /pol/
>>64678854
Kek, you're SEETHING right now you pathetic faggot.
Coconuts literally RUN /cric/.
>>64678855
>LE FUG LE POB MUZIG XDXD
where did our english friends run off to lads?
>>64678868
poosterwoman has pooicided and Manu Fatuvei is in jail.
Why were they apologising for language on the English coverage of the BBL? I didn't hear anything.
Reminder that I tipped the renegades.
>>64678872
>liking commercialised art
>>64678875
The mosque
>>64678868
p-pls don't punch me in the back of my head
not watching the saffies game, is the pitch a literal road or what
now watch me whip
now watch me maymay
>>64678882
Reminder to kill yourself
>>64678877
Matt Too(who)a is LITERALLY spurting his brown DNA inside Ellyse RIGHT NOW.
>>64678883
>LE FUG LE GOMMERJEWLIZASHUN XDXD
>>64678905
>tfw
>>64678892
It's Cape Town mate
>>64678905
pics?
How many Instagram followers do you have lads?
237 here, dno how to make my number more muscular
>>64678881
>hey apologising for language on the English coverage
Bowler said "Fuck It" after bowling a wide.
>P-P-P-PLEASE NOTICE ME BIG STRONG CHINAMAN
>LET ME WORSHIP YOUR BIG YELLOW COCK XDXD
The BBC is angry
>>64678924
Heh
>>64678924
LETS JUST NOT EVEN DISCUSS IT MAN OMG
>>64678970
Fuck off stop changing your picture you enormous faggot
>>64678976
What the fuck are you on about
>>64678970
What about the autist who LE DOXXED DUNYELL XDXD and posted a screenshot with his Facebook still logged in and then he proceeded to get LE DOGGECED XDXD
>>64678970
Big Strong Ajay doesn't even post here, he's too busy smashing hot tinder sluts.
***trigger warning***
http://www.thecricketmonthly.com/story/953117/laxman-s-kolkata-epic-voted-best-test-performance-of-all-time
>>64679012
>>64679012
Why the FUCK didn't we play MacGill
Damn I seem to always be putting on the cricket right when the morning session ends during this test.
I think Melbourne will probably win this one
>>64679012
>>64679017
>>64679021
BRADWOMAN BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>64679012
Fuck that was a memey series. Every single series the commentators announce this is one you'll never forget, and this is the only series they were right.
Is Gayle a closet Pool Peelander?
>only gets a score at tiny meme grounds
you just know!
hahahahaha fucking BBC and Mel
>this interview
>"dont blush baby"
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64679045
Gayle is hands down the most overrated OVERRATED batsman of all time.
chris gayle moving in for the kill
BIG
My fucking sides.
still running a bit hot lads, I think my cooler may be shot
BLACK
Jezebel article incoming.
>Gayle trying to get layed
Fucking based
>>64679070
How many test 300s do you have?
BLACK
B I G B L A C K C O C K
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YOU JUST KNOW
'Im not blushing...'
Fuck Gayle must have a big dick
This is the issue I have with T20.
The result is beyond doubt now, there is no way Hobart can pull off a win here.
But if you were to flip the balls/runs needed you would still suggest Melbourne look good to win.
It's a pure batsmans game, and honestly I would rank this "sport" worse than baseball.
>>64679083
>YUH CANT DO BETTER xD xD
I don't play cricket, and no one talks about how good I am at it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StrCzi1idvQ
>>64679094
how is that any different to ODI cricket?
it happens far more often than this in ODI cricket. The CWC was a farce.
>>64679078
put some ice cubes in the case and shake it around
>>64679070
nah thats ben stokes
reminder this man is UNIRONICALLY the best paceman South Africa will have after Steyn and Morkel give in
>>64679094
How is this any worse than test cricket? You literally get 5 days to bat if you want
>>64679094
The issue I have with tripfags Is that they swan around acting like anyone cares what they have to say
>>64679094
just like when you picked the "Sixers" last night huh? That kind of beyond doubt?
>>64679114
It begins
>>64679094
what a fresh and new perspective
missed it, did mel get blacked?
>>64679120
>>64679129
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3zdulf/match_thread_hobart_hurricanes_vs_melbourne/cylemp8
>>64679105
>all those tasty (You)'s
mirin bruh
wasn't watching the game, what did the black bull do lads?
>>64678729
>PJH
didnt need those feels m8
>>64679094
yeah because watching innings of 550+ runs in australia every fucking year isnt a batsman's game
>>64679114
>>64679132
yep...
>>64679145
Had Mel literally begging for the BBC
>don't blush baby
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>>64679154
The A-League should get one of their black players to have a crack at Lucy Zelic or Tara Rushton, might get trending and bring in some viewers.
>>64679170
is that actually all he said?
>don't blush baby
B
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>>64679170
The look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
Gayle is known to be THE most hung guy in the BBL, possibly one of the biggest in the world. His cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. I'm estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. He would have absolutely destroyed Mel's pussy.
They would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. I can just imagine her begging for it, with Gayle barely able to force it past the knob, and Mel moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. She would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on liams throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
I bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
>>64679180
Even if they got blacked live on air I doubt anyone would bother watching wogball
