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>>64622794
>>64622794
1ST FOR THE SUNS FUCKING SUCK
1st for fuck Bulls
>>64676825
That salt
>>64676825
Ladies and Gentlemen, your Joey Crawford for the 2016-17 season, the rest of the referees!
>the 30th overall pick surpassed MJ
>>64676869
Joey Crawford is a faggot but he never really screwed the Raps. This motherfucker on the hand always seems to be the one who makes calls against us. As soon as I see he's reffing I know we lost
>>64676934
>implying the Raptors need help losing
Go wizards
>>64676934
>we
>>64676934
that may be true but if you're going against GS and just seeing that ref makes you think "we lost", you may just be facing a better team.
>>64676959
Not even talking about the gs match. The entire Boston series couple years ago, the 10± apologies the NBA sent to the team for wrong calls past couple seasons, that man had reffed almost all of em
>>64676818
aren't they injured though?
shout outs to that anime hating faggot
Im watching detective conan right now, u mad?
>>64677104
>He watches anime
>>64677104
fucking nerd. o jack off to tentacles faggot, this is /nba/, a board of men, not of manchildren.
also...
the lakers are winning too much. This larry nance in the starting line-up must go, scott needs to let him rot on the bench while operation :tank for simmons is in effect. this is ridiculous. 3 straight games, he is jeopardizing the future of the Lakers....but that clarkson dunk though, get rekt phoenix, GET REKT OCD.
Anyone read freedarkos books? One of the goat illustrations right here
>>64677167
is larry nance better than randle?
>>64677054
Yes, but they also scored 22 in a half against the fucking Lakers. There's no excuse for that.
>>64677189
yes, but just by a hair. Nance has a legit mid-range jumper. Randle's is a little streaky so i think he settles for attacking the basket (bully tactics). Nance can also jump higher.
>Suns owner Robert Sarvertold the Arizona Republicthat the "blame is to be shared from the top down," he thinks millennial culture is part of what's causing the Suns' disastrous season.
>"I'm not sure it's just the NBA,"Sarver said. "My whole view of the millennial culture is that they have a tough time dealing with setbacks, andMarkieff Moriss is the perfect example. He had a setback with his brother in the offseason and he can't seem to recover from it.
>"I'm not sure if it's the technology or the instant gratification of being online. But the other thing is, I'm not a fan of social media. I tell my kids it's like Fantasyland. The only thing people put online are good things that happen to them, or things they make up. And it creates unrealistic expectations. We've had a number of setbacks this year that have taken their toll on us, and we haven't been resilient. Therefore, it's up to our entire organization to step up their game."
>>64677304
damn teens and their twerking. Where's Michael Jordan when you need him.
>>64677184
Nigga, I don't know how to read.
(this message was typed and posted by my white girlfriend)
>>64677318
>these kids and their dabbing and dibbing and cellular mobiles.
>what happened to the good old gambling and alcohol addictions we used to have
>1 hour jerkoff session
I'm more beat than the 76ers right now
>>64677522
>my room/ceiling when
>3 wins in a row
>lou, clarkson, randle all being sent to the bench
top 3 players on the lakers right now, byron is not making the tank stealthy...not at all.. i have clarkson and randle on my fantasy team. FML.
>tfw want to start a band but not sure if I want to sing or play guitar and don't know anybody at all who could join the band
>>64677522
>tfw bouta jack off and get rid of this death grip
Wish me luck
>>64677661
have a sad cum baby
>>64677718
Death grip is when your dick nerves get deadened from gripping it too hard. It's probably why I have problems when I fuck. You gotta change how you jack off
>tfw i picked up Lou Williams for my fantasy team the day before the Suns game
>tfw i won because of it
lmao
Anyone have a clip of that dunk KP bricked last night? Dude was an inch away from ending their franchise.
>>64678641
porzingis bricked a dunk?
just saw dwyane wade on dc. he started dancing and being a meme but the webm is too big.
>lebron leaving has forced wade to appear on disney channel and make a fool of himself for extra money
>>64677304
>markieff can't recover
Hahahaha shook
>>64679482
Wade is not a kids role model. Look at his jaw wtf. He didn't look like a damn chipmunk when he was a rookie. Clearly a cheater like LeHGH.
![CX2lJUUUoAAQypM[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/hmyvISL.png "CX2lJUUUoAAQypM[1].png")
Quote is Jordan Clarkson's
Curry BTFO
at least barnes is back
>>64678703
Yeah, it was a pretty insane one too. Took off real far back and had the height to stuff it, but ended up hitting the back of the rim..
Wheres 7KT.. need another instructional desu
aka cropping videos on top of other videos for reactions
>>64677304
You mean the guy who took a discount for the Suns so he could stay close to his brother decides to mentally check out after you renegade on that deal and trade his brother? That's all on you senpai, playing badly to force a trade is pretty much the only leverage he has in the situation.
Fucking boomer culture.
>DeAndre Jordan will break Wilt Chamberlain's FG% in a season record
>He's currently shooting .727%
>He's made 25 out of his last 28
>>64681406
and nobody cared
>>64680673
>needing a mentally Ill person to show you how to make videos
>it's like you don't even know YouTube exists
>>64681406
kek his FG% will be twice as high as his FT%
The Bulls are Jimmy Butler's team. Derrick Rose who?
>>64682344
great troll
>tfw matched with qt lightskin on tinder
I really am in 2016 now
WHO THE FUCK UP?
>>64682672
good shit my niggga
>>64682362
>rosefags
MRI
R
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>>64682767
RIGHT HERE SENPAI BOUTA PLAY SOME 2K AYYYY
im waiting KD, if you ever read this, come home to L.A. You saw what we did to the suns, thats what we could be doing to warriors, but we are missing you. You are the final piece to the dynasty.
russell
clarkson
durant
randle
simmons
coach scott brooks
asst coach byron scott
player development coach Kobe bryant.....
all we do now lakers nation, all we have to do now is wait......we out here...
>>64683101
>scott brooks
>>64682767
Bouta hit the gym and fight over equipment with new years resolutioners
>>64683191
if not scott brooks then who? kevin mchale? id gladly take mchale just to piss off rockets fans, would hope he would take us to the conference finals.
>Shams Charania @ShamsCharania
>The Philadelphia 76ers plan to sign veteran forward Elton Brand today, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.
lol what the fuck
didn't he retire?
>>64683235
this sexy sexy man
>tfw your doggos will never be as qt as my gfs
I think Curry is by far the most dominant player ever. He improved a lot since finals. Even Shaq had not reached this level of dominance.
Which NBA players dindu nuffin?
Besides obvious ones like Iverson
>>64683356
https://thecauldron.si.com/because-i-m-not-through-with-this-game-yet-that-s-why-c04382612e71#.msd989wa4
YO 7TK WHERE YOU AT
Can you please shop manus face into costanza
>>64683787
I beg to differ.
>>64685601
You motherfucker
>tfw breaking up with my gf tonight or tomorrow and will never see her qt doggos again
Wish my luck guys
>>64685601
like cool doggo club on facebook that's my page and i've been shitposting in this general for years
>>64686191
oh man why are you breaking up with your gf...I still miss mine a ton from time to time desu new pussy doesn't help
did she at least get you dank gifts
>>64686293
Your cousin is hot
>>64686404
She's going back to school 4 hours away on Saturday. There are a bunch of other reasons but I think that's the main one
She got me the rap year book by shea serrano for Christmas but I haven't read it yet
Basketball is my favorite sport. I like the way they dribble up and down the court
>>64686490
why break up and not just go open?
>>64686586
I don't really want to be invested in a relationship with a girl who fucks other guys
I also don't think she'd go for it
>his smile and optimism: gone.
>>64686490
>>64686619
I hear that's a cool book, at the very least it'll look nice on your coffee table
>>64686586
>not just fucking your ex occasionally without an "open" label
I really don't know how people do open relationships
>>64686826
Yeah no way I'm doing an open relationship desu
I'm really worried my gf will go crazy and try and kill herself desu
>that KAT statline
>he's 20 years old
>>64687074
you would also increase your chances of getting cucked by a black guy
>>64687074
that's completely out of your hands man. savage af dropping her when she least expects it ahahaha
>>64686814
GET REKT BY THE LAKEYS OCD!
>>64687184
And last night she was asking me if I'd break up with her before she went back to school and I choked hard and said I wouldn't and shit
I'm such a pussy
>>64687277
doubles will give you luck in whatever you decide to do. you got laid right after that didn't you lmao
what is the best game tonight, watching spurs obv but who else
>>64686490
Oh hey go wiz is breaking up with his fat gf ahaahha. anyone want go wiz' sloppy seconds
>>64687574
Nah she was crying a lot
Cavs game will be good. Also the heat game looks cool
>>64687597
D-delete this
does anyone else envision Go Wiz as Double D from Ed Edd N Eddy
>>64687929
I do now
>>64687929
But I'm really dumb and kinda fat
>kevin durants right big toe hurt
ahahahaha fuck yes
Reminder
>>64684624
here u go famalam
>>64688282
OMG! MONKEY'S HAVE GAINED THE ABILITY TO SEND TWEETS!
Warriors will be litterally 82-0 NEXT YEAR
D.Green
K. Thompson
A.Iguodala
S.Curry aka MVP
K.Durant
>>64687120
is this from an old month?
both have been pretty dire past 2 weeks. I would take winslow and bobby p over the zinger in december
>tfw john wall won player of the month
>>64688927
>not lou will
>>64688988
>durant piggybacking off Bestbrook's amazing play
disgusting
>>64689343
just threw together a lineup lads
>>64689565
just changed kyrie for rodney hood
>>64681406
>99% of those were lobs
lol fuck the clips
>he isn't ethereal watching anime right now
is curry's leg worth worrying about?
>>64689920
I hope he's out for the rest of the season tbqh
>>64689920
>watching anime
you'd need to hit me with something much stronger than weed to make me sit through that shit
as for curry's leg he just needs some time out, he'll be fine for the playoffs
>>64690047
when are we not winning
>>64690082
First round of the playoffs
>>64690047
>>64690082
Toronto about to show the Cavs why the Raps will win the ECF title
>>64690120
yup bum ass kyrie gonna break his tear ducts and be out for the season after tonight
>raptors-cavs
>spurs-bucks
>gsw-hornets
it's a good day to be a casual desu
>carroll out again
jesus stop rushing this guy
>posting an emoji before you die
https://twitter.com/ChaseMorland/status/680987168018268160
DefensTors game thread where?
>>64690814
>listening to country music
rollin the dice on a mega punt lineup.
>stauskas
Every week or so he has a 30 fantasy point game with a bunch of 2 fantasy point games in between.
Heaven help me.
>>64690454
>1st round exit
>>64690891
learn to spell, shitbird.
why the fuck wont it let me post from firefox?
>>64690928
works for me
>>64690843
i don't tho, i just saw an article for it
>>64690873
I'm >>64689565 and I got a second lineup w/ westy,hood, draymond, withey and bosh. great minds think alike? I hate mills and CJ Miles tho. Never rostered stauskas either
>>64690928
i'm posting fine on firefox
>>64690047
get curry's memeing ass out of there
>>64690814
died a faggot
>>64690843
>not having an appreciation for all kinds of music
What are you 15?
>except for any form of screamo or death metal fuck that shit
>>64690966
>listening to country music but not death metal
oh look the Cavs rigged the floor so Raptor players get hurt
CAVS THREAD FUCKING WHERE ?
>>64690988
bro-country rocks
>>64690957
yea im big on draymond w/o or w/a gimpy curry, bosh w/o whiteside, and obviously westbrook w/o durant. had to fill in the rest with some scrubs.
just throwing a hail mary here desu. if CJ Miles gets hot he can put up a 45 point fantasy night. If Patty Mills and Stauskas can bring me a combined 50 fantasy points I'll be happy.
But both have ceilings in the 30s with floors in the single digits.
if I hit it I can win some nice cash, but it's more than likely a dud.
>scola shutting love down
>>64691016
Country is an awful combination of pop rock and country accents
It's no better than nickleback and creed
>>64691002
cleveland fans are bums and canada bros aren't allowed to make threads that aren't hockey
>>64690601
>none on national TV
I fucking hate streams
/nba/ never liked fucking gay assed Country GTFO
we about trap music in this bitch
YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY JUST JUMPED OVER JUMPMAN WOAHHHHHH
>>64690890
>>64691108
This
All I did today was watch nbatv, listen to Denzel curry, migos, thugger, future, and shitpost
no gamethreads anywhere? whats up with that bros? we can't let the NFL cuck us
After the Raptors trounced the Crappaliers on the 25th of November Bismack Biyombo claimed the Raptors were "tougher" then the Suckaliers. LeFlop usually responds to comments like this by deactivating chill mode, however Kyle Lowry will be in beat down bulldog mode and the Raptors will spank the Stinkaliers on their home court. Go Raptors!
>>64691306
There's a wolves 6ixers thread lel
>>64691306
I don't understand why you people complain about not having a gamethread up
Just fucking make one
>>64691359
we panic and make it wrong
>>64691381
is there an infograph on how to make them?
Sixers vs Twolves game thread
>>64691225
>>64691225
>>64691225
7KT friendly, Elton Brand is on the bench tonight (in a suit, not playing though)
>delly
KEK
You call this a championship bench cavsfags? AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
>Raptors wearing the Black jerseys
Cavs never stood a chance
>>64690966
country music is always about being in a bar or how great the USA is or their fucking broke down truck
death metal is just as shit and is always just talking about demonic and disturbing violent or sadistic shit
What does a bank like BMO know about basketball?
>>64690966
>caring about what other people listen to
What are you 15?
>>64691495
DO THEY EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DOUBLE DOUBLE AND A DOUBLE DRIBBLE?
>you now remember the 2013 ECF
>>64691466
death metal, black metal, metalcore are all great desu
anyon e want a pistons thread
>not listening to throwback 90s conscious hip-hop
>expecting to enjoy NBA basketball at it's full potential
desu that's why RBL was never really out here in the first place, any hear that trash single that Kanye put out?
>>64691671
Yup
>>64691412
Whenever I make them I just say team x (their record here) @ team y (their record here)
And then maybe some other shit depending on who's playing, like an l.a. owl if it's the Lakers vs clippers or something
I really fucking hate these refs
>derozan contests shot
>it doesn't go in
THEN they blow the whistle. FUCK OFF
Alternative country can be alright sometimes. Jesus country can go to hell.
>tfw nobody from either fanbase cares enough to make a gamethread
not sure anymore whether it's the decline of spee or just bad seasons so people are doing other shit
>>64691905
I keep telling you guys this. Once football ends the nba threads will pick up again
I'm trying to get into basketball.
Do I watch Bucks vs Spurs or thunder vs kings.
>>64692009
thunder vs kings for offense
bucks vs spurs for defense
>>64692050
> watching bball for defense
People do this?
Cavs are dirty pieces of shit. No wonder love got his arm torn off by Olynyk. He's constantly pulling down JV and the refs aren't calling it. JV looked like he was gonna smack a bitch.
>>64692009
Bestellen Sie einige griechische Essen, Souflaki, Bifteki, Knoblauchkartoffeln mit Tzaziki, then watch the Greek freak vs spuds :^)
Yo, Lakers will take the 8th seed. Fuck Simmons.
>>64692107
>Manu
>>64692107
The guys on the east side look like a hockey team
>Pacers vs Heat on NBATV instead of based Giannis vs the redditors
>>64692100
>Aussie
>can't make the meme shot
He's a bust.
Who /bucks/ here?
I would have gotten tickets since I live in town but $135 for two people is pretty strong on my wallet
>>64691422
>7KT friendly
dropped
iS jr smith seriously expected to be a starter on a contender? I dont think so. He is a role player, streaky bench player who can score in bunches. A starter on a contender, NO.
WADE STILL GOT HOPS
>mfw a toronpoo craptors fan thought they could beat the cavs near me
Lowry about to shit on these soft ass niggas
Scola is a "crafty veteran"
>yfw the Raptors would be beating the Cavs if Carroll wasn't injured
Stars on the east this year feels underwhelming.
>>64692361
sounds like a 2k describtion desu
celtics are finally beating a sub .500 team. I mean 21-13 would have been way cooler but its SMAHT time
>>64692382
>mfw would of, should of, could of, faggot
spurs bucks game thread
>>64692453
>>64692453
>best defensive player in the /nba/
>>64692451
Lowry is only getting a vote because the game is in Toronto. And Kobe because I am a complete homer.
>>64683356
He going to be Okafor's mentor
>>64692607
lol
Cavs are never going to win championship with Thompson playing a lot of minutes. LeBron had to have him back at a huge price and he isn't worth half the price
>>64677167
>implying I jack off to tentacles
Big anime tiddies is where it's at senpai
hi
>>64692669
>dipo
what kind of new meme are you doing here
BAYLESS IS DEAD
BAYLESS IS DEAD
BAYLESS IS DEAD
BAYLESS IS DEAD
>memeball vs twin towers
>RBL representing
Face it, this is the best possible outcome.
Kyrie Irving has an ugly ass fat head
>>64692748
the lack of Ray Allen gives me OCD
>>64692264
Your loss, little homie
>>64692907
also tried tony but he's fucking listed as frontcourt
>>64692955
that makes me even more mad.
>>64689565
>switched kyrie out
JUST
>>64688477
thank you man
why does kyle lowlry constantly look fat as fuck? didn't he lose like 30 lbs over the summer?
what game u guys watching?
>>64693119
manlet
>>64690047
>>64690120
>>64690419
>>64691316
>>64693119
He has a fat baby face
who is love's daddy?
I thought the raptors were supposed to be good
>>64693200
Craptors always suck
>>64693156
joke's on (You). You live in Cleveland faggot. I bet you don't even have comfy atmospheres in that shithole. I can just look outside my window and feel satisfied.
>>64693187
The State Farm guy of course
Kyrie is one ugly fat motherfucker
>>64693237
>>64693262
>CP3
>shorter than his wife
>cucked by a white insurance salesman
sounds about right
Detroit is tearing it up senpaitachi
>it's a KAT looks worse than some random second rounder episode
This past draft is all busts f@mpai
with curry and a bum leg, the spurs will take the west.
Brandon Jennings is back
>>64693397
Remove that bum Lowry, remove Carter too.
Get some real players instead of those bums
>>64693200
>that short term memory
remember drake night fuccboi? Hold this L
Could the Sixers not have the worst record in the NBA by seasons end?
>>64693419
Is drake night the night Canada slurps the semen of their only notable celebrity since their inception?
>>64693422
Seeing as they're actually trying to develop their team now, I think they'll get past that shitty Bobcats season.
>>64693422
The league is sabotaging their tank by making them add Colangelo and Dantoni so they can send Simmons to the Pels and try and build another artificial OKC hype machine.
>>64693413
he needs to remove everybody but lebron for his voting selection to be respected
>>64693458
>Simmons to the Pels
>>64693479
Gotta keep Davis there and build a legit fanbase breh
>>64693440
justin bieber
L
>>64693458
Bullshit.
As a sixers fan, i'm completely renounced to the fact that Simmons will be a Laker. The storyline is too perfect.
>Kobe retires
>so here's the new face of the franchise
>NO PRESSURE LOL
>oh and how about those silly sixers, they thought they had a chance to land the lakers draft pick, sam hinkie is such an awful man, he's the cancer of the NBA, worst record and they don't even end up with the best player LOL
The sixers will end up with Brandon Ingram or fucking whoever the concensus 3rd best player in this draft will be (Kris Dunn?) and sixers fans will just have to deal with it.
>>64693497
he's coming to Los Angeles M80
![39e89471-eebc-e311-b4d2-002655e6c45a_original[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/91cdFcC.jpg "39e89471-eebc-e311-b4d2-002655e6c45a_original[1].jpg")
>>64693458
Simmons is going to the Lakers.
The NBA has had this set in stone for years.
>>64693578
Ingram wouldn't be that bad because they need a big guy that can shoot
Now everyone else avaible are player that the Sixers already have
> After Los Angeles Lakers forward Julius Randle was visibly upset at being taken out late in his team's blowout win over the Phoenix Suns on Sunday, coach Byron Scott had a message for the team's promising power forward.
>"He's got to grow up," Scott said Monday after the Lakers' practice at their facility. "Simple as that."
Someone fire this man before Russell and Randle demand trades
>>64693613
we are getting those to random guys in the back to in the second round...
DYNASTY CONFIRMED!
>>64693613
Just gonna change it to the O'Brien trophy
>>64693648
7KT shoop this in pls
At the Blazers/Grizzlies game, wishing for a wet ass 3 from Lillard
ish-sama is elite desu senpai
>>64693624
Yeah, that's why i'm not too upset.
Plus, the Sixers don't really need another frontcourt guy. They've got a huge logjam there already moving forward
>Noel
>Okafor
>Embiid and the possibility that he could someday get healthy
>Holmes, who looks like a keeper and the best 2nd round pick this team has made under Hinkie
>Saric, who has already said he's coming over next season
And that's not even counting all of "muh veteran presence" that they're bringing on now.
Part of me has a feeling that at least one of Embiid or Okafor will not be in this team's future.
>>64693628
theyre gonna get rid of him after this season and he's going to be kobe's personal used condom collector since he has such a fucking obsession with him
>>64693794
>Russell
>Clarkson
>Durant
>Randle
>Simmons
you like our roster? thats not even all the dank free agents we will get that will be attracted by durant.
>>64693628
This is actually something worthwhile by Scott. If your guy can't handle being played within a team's concept, which involves such things as minutes distribution, then he's gonna be a cancer for years to come. Getting on Randle's case is a worthwhile decision there.
>>64693909
Durant and Simmons on the same team are redundant.
>>64693909
>>64693959
This.
Randle's butt needs a good talking to from some wood
why doesnt a team try to sign cousins AND durant? it only makes sense imo
>>64694014
he will hit the rookie wall, he will need to be mentored
>>64694058
>why doesnt a team try to sign cousins AND durant? it only makes sense imo
it does actually
>>64693959
eh, you don't say it publicly, though. there's very rarely a reason to play games via the media like that. byron isn't phil jackson, so he doesn't really understand the nuance
>there's a timeout, shot clock issue, moisture on the court, etc
>every fucking autistic disaster in the arena starts unleashing bloodcurdling screams
it's not even appropriate for sports, why do people do this shit
![kobe-in-suit[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7kOEYDb.jpg "kobe-in-suit[1].jpg")
>>64694058
The Lakers are going too.
Tank for a top 3 pick and then trade it for some more assets.
PG: Russell
SG: Clarkson
SF: Durant
PF: Randle
C: Cousins
Coach: Kobe
Ladies and gentlemen, your 2016-17 Lakers
who do you guys think the cavs will end up signing with their trade exception?
I think it'll be another wing roleplayer like morris from the suns. him and jr will kick it off, and he'll only be like a 30 min flight from his bro in Detroit
>>64694152
fuck
that team would actually be guaranteed top 4 seed and they could probably get westbrook to sign afterwards and mentor russell and clarkson
>>64693704
nigga i cant be assed to fix the reflection but here you go
/nba/ is so scared right now, all the potential goat line-ups is rustling jimmies softly...
>>64694152
>Coach: Kobe
that sounds frightening
>>64694257
Yes it does. To the rest of the NBA.
