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What the fuck is this sport?
no subject, kys threadcounter
real thread
>>64667897
>>64667897
>>64667897
>>64667905
Fuck off seppo
>>64667905
It's like baseball for intelligent people
>>64667905
its a dead sport.
>>64667905
Pajeet my son, would you rather poo in this thread or in this toilet?
>>64667957
This thread, m8.
Tipping the Hurricanes in a "comfortable win".
>>64667905
It's "beat third world countries up for fun": the sport.
>>64667905
This is the designated shitting thread
>>64667921
r-rude. It was a genuine question. I don't know anything about this sport.
>>64667957
>this thread
>toilet
Pick both.
COVERS ON LADS
>>64667983
this
they can really pad their stats these days since they get to play non test teams like the windies.
10th for beaches are literally second only to deserts in terms of worst environments to be in.
The first four laws cover the players, the umpires and the scorers.
Law 1: The players. A cricket team consists of eleven players, including a captain. Outside of official competitions, teams can agree to play more than eleven-a-side, though no more than eleven players may field.
Law 2: Substitutes. In cricket, a substitute may be brought on for an injured fielder. However, a substitute may not bat, bowl, keep wicket or act as captain.[3] The original player may return if he has recovered. A batsman who becomes unable to run may have a runner, who completes the runs while the batsman continues batting. Alternatively, a batsman may retire hurt or ill, and may return later to resume his innings if he recovers.
Law 3: The umpires. There are two umpires, who apply the Laws, make all necessary decisions, and relay the decisions to the scorers. While not required under the laws of cricket, in higher level cricket a third umpire (located off the ground and available to assist the on-field umpires) may be used under the specific playing conditions of a particular match or tournament.
Law 4: The scorers. There are two scorers who respond to the umpires' signals and keep the score.
>>64668036
Did you get molested at a beach or something?
>>64667983
There are only 2 or 3 cricketing nations that aren't third world
>>64668017
www.google.com
Now fuck off
>>64668072
Some people just really dislike the beach, I'm one.
>Channel 9 advertising Harbhajan being back
absolute kek
>>64668061
What does square leg ump even do these days since they go to third umpire for literally every run out or stumping appeal that wasn't half way down the pitch?
>>64668036
Rather be shagging in the bog m8?
>>64668126
Straightening out the bails
Law 5: The ball. A cricket ball is between 8 13/16 and 9 inches (22.4 cm and 22.9 cm) in circumference, and weighs between 5.5 and 5.75 ounces (155.9g and 163g). Only one ball is used at a time, unless it is lost, when it is replaced with a ball of similar wear. It is also replaced at the start of each innings, and may, at the request of the fielding side, be replaced with a new ball, after a minimum number of overs have been bowled as prescribed by the regulations under which the match is taking place (currently 80 in Test matches). The gradual degradation of the ball through the innings is an important aspect of the game.
Law 6: The bat. The bat is no more than 38 inches (97 cm) in length, and no more than 4.25 inches (10.8 cm) wide. The hand or glove holding the bat is considered part of the bat. Ever since the Heavy Metal incident, a highly publicised marketing attempt by Dennis Lillee, who brought out an aluminium bat during an international game, the laws have provided that the blade of the bat must be made of wood (and in practice, they are made from White Willow wood).
Law 7: The pitch. The pitch is a rectangular area of the ground 22 yards (20 m) long and 10 ft (3.0 m) wide. The Ground Authority selects and prepares the pitch, but once the game has started, the umpires control what happens to the pitch. The umpires are also the arbiters of whether the pitch is fit for play, and if they deem it unfit, with the consent of both captains can change the pitch. Professional cricket is almost always played on a grass surface. However, in the event a non-turf pitch is used, the artificial surface must have a minimum length of 58 ft (18 m) and a minimum width of 6 ft (1.8 m).
>>64668074
Yes, that's my point.
Jason Holder is a fucking meme. Shit with bat and ball. Basically just Darren Sammy 2.0
Based, elite and objectively muscular Carlos Brathwaite is better with both bat and ball.
>>64668191
kek if holder disappeared the west indian cricket board would literally implode
>yfw if every team was on form England would unironically be the best
Did you guys know the Windies used to be good?
>>64668243
no it wouldnt
theyd just make someone else captain and bring in another average "fast" bowler
James Hopes is "literally" better than jason "meme" Holder
>>64668278
I miss that
>>64668268
>this flag
>this comment
>>64668072
It's the fact the relative positives of having fun in the sea are outweighed by the shitness of the sand.
They're painful to be on, difficult to get comfortable on, hard to get rid of and just isn't enjoyable.
Nothing is worse than having to take your socks and sandals off 2 hours later when you've got home to get rid of all the sand that is STILL stuck there.
> Steve Waugh averaging 37
>>64668317
>Socks and sandals.
>>64668398
I prefer the watch me maymay
Ian Healy: average: 22
jesus christ how was did this imbecile rack up 100 Tests
disgrace
>>64668460
> Reminder loyalty to Healy cost the world three years of Adam Gilchrist in his prime playing test cricket
How the fuck was Merv Hughes a professional athelete?
>>64668317
So basically - it's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.
Covers coming off?
>Nannes shilling fucking Hastings to be picked over Paris
why are Cucktorians so poolusional?
>>64668460
Picking keepers for their batting ability is a relatively modern concept, lad.
Sydney is unironically the worst city in Australia
>>64669236
>implying
Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch
Will the Paris meme ever end lads?
>>64669406
King Trump will end the muslim meme
>>64669445
More meant the Joel Paris meme, but alright.
Trump meme will also end very soon tbqh
>>64669507
Paris is shite
Kane is GOAT
>>64669523
im on annual leave
whats YOUR excuse?
>>64669523
I work at 2
>>64669523
>tfw 4k NEETbux in the bank
why are the mods deleting genuinely on topic posts?
David Warner
Ed Cowan
Usman Khawaja
Steven Smith (c)
Nic Maddinson
Moises Henriques
Peter Nevill (wk)
Mitchell Starc
Pat Cummins
Josh Hazlewood
Nathan Lyon
>>64669688
khawaja more or less defected to qld
other than that nsw on goat watch etc
>>64669688
>Ed Cowan
how can we take you seriously now anon
The Cowman isn't good
>>64669788
You do realise half the Shield cricketers in every other "state" are just New South Welshman?
Tasmania is basically just >our feeder team. The only actual Pissmanians on that "team" are Failey and Fuckner. The rest are GOAT South Welshman
>>64669688
>Ed Cowan
You now remember Roosterman's father's dream when he said "we need another ed cowan"
>>64670009
me senpai
im at the ground lads covers are coming back on
Is Joel Paris related to Tom Paris
ive literally been listening to Jim Maxwell and Chris Rogers irl shitpost all day
>>64670141
rogers can be actually pretty funny
>>64670141
rogers can be actually pretty funny
>>64667873
nobody cares, nobody understands it, and its not a real sport
>>64670141
rogers can be actually pretty funny
what a shot
pattinson is bad
>>64668460
His edge over Gilchrist is the lack of "sportsmanship".
Gilchrist would #walk when he thought he was out, whereas Healy was the kind of cunt to claim catches when it hit the turf or claim stumpings when he didn't have the ball (Lara in Brisbane 1992 for example)
>>64670420
Ice hockey
>Chris Rogers: "Ramdin is unprofessional for having his gloves off at the nonstrikers end"
is Rogers even aware of the player he opened with for his entire international career?
Langer
Hayden
Ponting
M Waugh
S Waugh
Martyn
Gilchrist
Warne
Lee
Gillespie
McGrath
> You will never see a team like this again
>>64670634
GOAT team
>playing ICC
>throw away a win so Ryder can get 300
>out on 298
JUST
>>64670420
Athletics Golf Swimming
>>64670634
2007 vintage was better la
Langer
Hayden
Ponting
Hussey
Clarke
Symonds
Gilchrist
Warne
Lee
Clark
McGrath
>>64670334
Unironically the second biggest sport in the world
>>64670695
>Clark
nah
Brathwaite is a big guy
Braithwaite is bretty gud
Will Nathan Lyon take more wickets than McGrath?
>>64670801
Is wicket slang for elephant tusks?
There will be a wicket over 86.3
Nathan Lyon will be involved
Is the rain gone for the day?
are the brathwaites related
well that took for fucking ever
>>64670909
http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR713.loop.shtml#skip
>>64670909
nope
next rain block is about 30 minutes away
I told you, when it rains in Sydney, it really digs in
BANE?
that was a bretty gud ball
PATTO
>>64670933
hoping hazelgoat gets a hatty next over
on ya bike Brathwaite
looking for a celeb to fap to, any good suggestions?
>>64671102
could Brathwaite be the next Andre Russell?
>>64671102
1998-2000 Britney spears
Are the commentators really talking shit on Ramdin for not scoring fast and protecting his wicket?
>>64670933
>rain
FUCK OFF
>>64670901
nice feet
post more
>shitney in charge of weather
>>64670904
I guess we'll have to wait a little while
VONNIE
Somebody put zinc on their balls and tweet it to commbank
>>64671191
>LE FUGG LE SID KNEE XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>64671254
agreed, fuck shitney
>>64671191
How's the water restrictions?
>>64671279
t. Cucktorian
Will the other states ever get over their insecurities towards NSW?
>>64671282
>not being on tank water
Enjoy paying for something that literally falls from the sky
>Warragamba dam overflowing
Every single other "city" on drought watch
>>64671351
> He drinks rainwater like a peasant
When did Skylar become a name? Like 6 years ago I'd never heard of a Skylar
Jennings to Parra lads
>>64671433
they all wanted to name their kids after the villain from Heroes
who /tennis/ here lads?
That kid who got punched in Fortitude Valley just died. Qld lockout laws about to get shit tier
>>64671351
>being this fucking poor
kek
KEK
K E K
Is he, dare I say it, better than KP?
>a coward's panch can keel
>statsvomit STILL hasn't left the house today
>statsvomit probably STILL hasn't left the house in 2016
kek
KEK
Lads, I just woke up and saw the ODI squad.
>fucking rod marsh
Has there ever been a worse show than Hot in Cleveland?
>>64671742
>Leaving the house
>ever
'no'
>>64671688
nah i like him, but other than morkel the 3 other south african bowlers had 6 tests between them.
>>64671752
Hot in Wollongong
>>64671768
you must love cricket more than anyone to be up at 3am watching a rained out game between Statpadstralia and a Sydney grade-tier team
>>64671752
Fucking Hot Lads in Perth
>>64668286
Hopes is also better than MMarsh, Watson, Santner, CBraithwaite, you SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING fucking casual
http://www.espncricinfo.com/ci/content/video_audio/957383.html
>Brathwaite cucked Turnbull
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64671991
Literally EVERYBODY is better than Watson. Even me.
Statspussy reported me because I hurt his feelings
KEK
poorpetually pooper poorturbed poo peeland poofters on eternal literally poorius damage control and pooicide watch.
>>64672061
statsvomit is a chink, not a kiwi
>>64671752
Mike and Molly.
When your whole show's gimmick is essentially "they're fat" you have problems.
>>64672061
Only just got here fampai
>>64671752
that show about a fat couple
fucking seppos man
>>64672162
They're making generic shows about literally every single minority group possible.
>Mike and Molly = fat people
>Blackish = black people
>Fresh off the Boat = Asians
>Modern Family = gay couples/interracial couples
Soon enough we'll have a network sitcom about a tranny couple where both have had an opposite sex change.
>>64667957
Saxon does it again!
>>64672231
>Soon enough we'll have a network sitcom about a tranny couple where both have had an opposite sex change.
Statscunt and daniel can play the leading roles
lads the 60000000 is coming up on /pol/
>>64672301
another quality, cricket-relateed post by AM
>>64672334
I'm flicking between the NFL game and ASB Classic.
>>64672399
Vikings 13 - 3 Packers
Third Quarter
post em
>>64672731
What a shitty fucking image
>>64672472
R.I.p Ragnar
>>64672731
template pls
Nice """""poomunity"""""
Should WI declare?
Once again based Sydney provides conditions to ensure the match goes 5 days.
>>64667905
please watch our sport
>When Brendon McCullum aggravated a long-standing back injury by skidding into the advertising hoardings, New Zealand had hoped the pain would pass, and that they would get their captain back before the end of the series. Coach Mike Hesson has now said McCullum's condition is more serious than initially thought. As such, he is unlikely to play in the deciding ODI. Kane Williamson is set to take the reins again.
fugg, hope he can still make it to his 100th test.
>>64668191
Holder is an unironically average bowler and batsman at 24 with less than 15 tests under his belt
He WILL develop into a good player
>>64672731
handsome elite WA have produced ANOTHER international cricketer lads
are the other states even trying?
>>64674659
and the Scorchers are now fucked because of it
RIPip
>>64674695
kys saxon, literally no one gives a fuck
you should probably make some friends irl you can share this with rather than using /cric/ as your most intimate social circle
>>64674506
Found the cancer
Joel Paris > Trent Boult
>>64674930
good, i dont fancy being shot while coming home from work by a 15 year old kurdish boy anyways
>>64674966
What do you called a world class kiwi fast bowler? Injured
>>64674742
You are not very friendly
>>64675084
what do you call a world class australian batsman? Dead :^)
>>64674506
What's worse between soccer fans and AFL fans?
>>64675146
What's Jonah Lomu up to these days?
>>64672731
:^)
Claim this girl tbqh
>>64675133
good nut
>>64675133
That's a peach of a cherry
>>64675182
I don't have anything against Lomu or Collins, but I loved when they died.
you know why? Because of Poo Peeland rugby bogans. It was hilarious seeing the most vile, spiteful, bitter hate filled pieces of shit in world sport cry little bitch tears over a bunch of deaths to people who never knew they existed. Here you are getting upset over these comments when you, as an Poo Peeland rugby bogan, have likely said far worse things.
YOU are a little fucking f*ggot. I bet you're the little bitchboy who demanded that a new game thread be made yesterday when I included 'fuck Jerry Collins' at the end of my post.
who /rug/ here?
>>64675303
This is a new strain of autism
at the ground lads, the covers are coming off
>>64675303
statsvomit is really losing it lads
any WBBL on lads?
any stream lads?
at the ground lads, the covers are coming back on
any WBBL on lads?
any stream lads?
Hello friends, how are we enjoying the cricket today?
How annoying was that other paki poster from yesterday. Hmph!
ANY
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WBBL
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ON
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LADS?
A
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ANY
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STREAM
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>>64675024
>>64674742
You are literally obsessed with me, seek help
>getting PTFO by one punch
>poopeelians
kek
KEK
>>64675819
>LE FUG LE SOFT CUNT
I need to take a well big shit tb h
>>64675359
>>64675503
fresh
>>64675736
Rain
No cucket until Based Bash and Englel vs Surrender Africa
>>64675684
No, wbbl is only on weekends
they have to give divegrass some respite
/cric/ should I watch The hateful 8,The Big Short or Spotlight?
>>64675753
not that I can see
>it's a Usain Bolt could have been a fast bowler episode
WBBL Ratings on Sat : average of 372,000 viewers tuned in, reaching a high of 439,000, to see the Melbourne Renegades' thrilling final-over victory against cross-town rivals the Stars at the MCG.
A- Leauge: 78,000
K E K
ayyy-league on suicide watch
>>64676070
hateful 8 looks good tbqh
I'm fucking seething right now lads, why do we let Sydney host tests anymore?
They finally produced a good pitch and I was looking forward to seeing a good game, but it keeps fucking raining!
WA independence when?
Is the SCG the Yankee Stadium of cricket grounds?
>>64676233
its going to keep raining nonstop until Thursday aswell
Stay poorturbed :^)
>>64676186
Good, fuck wogball
KEK
https://twitter.com/danbrettig/status/683884143554342912
"Test" ""cricket"" on suicide watch
>>64676233
>>64676286
at least there's pyjama cricket on tomorrow and BIG meme league
>>64676316
>pyjama cricket on tomorrow
is that based afghanistan and zimbabwe, or is there another game I don't know about?
>>64676316
Serious question, why do yanks come into /cric/ threads and shitpost?
Seriously its like Australians going into MLB threads and asking basic questions (they could otherwise google) like "why did the batter get struck out after missing 3 pitches"
>>64676336
PP vs Shit Lanka
>>64676316
When it rains:
Based Bash:
>play through it
or
>close the roof
"Test" ""cricket"":
>COVERS ON!!!
KEK
"Test" ""cricket"" on suicide watch
It takes a special type of autism to keep posting in a thread when the game its made for hasnt been played for 4 hours
Glad I left this shithole
>>64676343
I honestly just enjoy the banter and shitposting on /cric/. Not even really a fan of boreball. I know all the rules I just like to ask dumb questions sometimes to force stupid memes.
>>64676358
You're still posting here friend :^)
>>64676356
You are a stupid fuck, test cricket lasts the whole day while BBL only goes for 3 hours.
>>64676459
Take it to /pol/ cunt
Do you think Lee Harvey Oswald shot him?
>>64676416
he's obviously joking
I unironically prefer the BBL to all Test cricket except the Ashes. (´・ω・`)
>>64676490
>implying you were just pretending
Nice damage control
>>64676186
>reaching a high of 439,000, to see the Melbourne Renegades' ...
Also bear in mind more people watched this game LIVE AT THE STADIUM than people tuned into to watch the A-League match on television.
test
>>64675189
reminder all your cricfus love the BIC
>>64676519
no fucknuckle
That is the Womens BBL ratings. The mens BBL gets well over a million in ratings.
There were 12k people at the stadium for the WBBL. 80k for the mens BBL.
>>64676022
>he is not gonna watch Afghanistan vs Zimzam
>>64676564
yeah and FIFA continues to get raided by the FBI for corruption.
I don't think it could get any worse
>>64676581
isn't rambo absent?
he's the only reason I watch Afghanistan
>>64676558
DROPPED LIKE A TURD ON A DESIGNATED SHITTING STREET
>>64676609
nice one saxon
>>64676558
>big
Poo Shit Wales should honestly have cricket hosting rights removed
>>64676621
Thanks
Gatecuck on suicide watch
Turknjaydee on suicide watch
http://sports.pakistantimes.com/psl/
Is anyone gonna watch this???
>>64676813
is this being played in Pakistan or the UAE?
>>64676823
what the fuck do you think you imbecile
if it was in Pakistan they wouldnt have one single overseas player
>>64676813
Did that show end up being good? I tropped it at like episode 6. Heard Urobutcher was writing the second cour or something, though.
Also I probably will watch that if it has some good imports.
Official T20 League Power Rankings
1. IPL
2. CPL
90000001. BBL
>>64672922
hi matt
lads, who is the #1 test batsman in 2016 and why is it ben stokes?
>>64676902
Supreme freshcunt detected
>>64672922
Where the fuck is AFL on that table?
>>64676498
kys
>>64676907
>le angry red man will unironically have the highest score of the year
>>64676945
look into his eyes anon. relax. know that it's gonna happen no matter what you do and that's why you should learn to embrace him.
>>64676916
kek stop matt
we all know you changed to supporting the cowgirls because they won the hip last season
>>64676945
This isn't 1990, there's about 6 or 7 double centuries a year these days
>>64676983
What do you expect m8? We're not all neets
>>64676983
Intelligent, muscular wageslaves are here to save /cric/, NEETcunts on pooicide watch
>>64677011
>>64677021
i won't believe that you're not NEETs until i see a picture of your breakfast, PS4 controller, and wallet.
>>64676281
The SCG still exists
>>64676983
It's school holidays
>>64677077
>>64677091
These are the people telling you to go back to reddit.
>>64676983
Yeah because not everyone is some worthless sack of shit NEET
fixed it
>>64677207
It was glorious in the /AFL/ threads seeing those WA cunts who were shitposting constantly about "cucktorians" suddenly go quiet when they lost in the grand final by a massive margin
>>64677239
Who is this semen demon?
>>64677271
Reality Check
