what would he do if he wasnt a pro football player?
Be a pro soccer player.
that midget guy that's always in a circus
He would be a virgin
How small would he be if Barça didn't give him roids?
>>64662885
Sit at home drinking Sprite all day
probably browing 4chins with us while eating cheese pizza and drinking sprite
justifying manlets on /fit/ or something
Channer.
>>64663003
1m59
>>64663107
nah, less than that
>>64663003
they should have pumped him full of hormones until he was 6'7 and see what interesting things he could do at that height
Messi's family had to leave Argentina and go to Barcelona because of the 2001 financial crisis. so a middle-class worker only.
one of us
One cheese Pizza and a Sprite please.
And make it quick.
>>64663350
o-one pepero- I m-m-mean cheesep-pizza..
a-and a sprite........
please
FTFY
>>64662885
Be a professional football player
>>64663514
>eat well
>orders a sprite and a cheese pizza
what did he mean by this?
>>64663350
>cheese pizza
As opposed to what exactly? Cheese is an integral ingredient to a pizza. In fact, it's not a pizza if it comes without cheese.
So I ask again, why would Messi specify that he wants cheese on his pizza?
It's a bit like saying "One sausage hotdog please"
>>64663618
No its not you filthy sand nigger
Cheese pizza means no peperoni
>>64663618
Newfag spotted
Lurk more or back2reddit
>>64663767
He's right, pizza has cheese by default
inb4 faggot nuage vegan pizza
>>64663618
bait
>>64663514
nah, he wasn't saying that, it was something Masía related
He would own and run an exclusive cheese pizza and sprite serving restaurant
>>64662885
Washing windshields at some corner in Rosario.
>>64663767
>>64663837
Fuck off, Veganfags.
>>64663618
please be bait
>>64663771
>american cuisine
Sell HGH to Peyton Manning
>>64663859
Of course. The fact remains that Messi very own nature and self is based in his athlete persona. He would always end up being a star regardless of what trials and tribulations he should endure. That's his telos, the individual that he was always going to become and that he always was
>>64663554
Steroid users get gains no matter what they do. He simply was trying to hide his use.
>>64663237
> Implying you can get a middle class respectable job with a full sleeve tattoo
>>64663771
>American 'culture'
>>64662885
Collect autism bux
Professional manlet
