Do they have a genuine chance of winning the Euros or will your Germanys and your Spains be too strong for them?
>>64660486
You will fail just like us.
There is so many Poles in UK now that you'll never be good at footy again.
>>64660659
"I" am not "them". I hope England crash out.
Just give us the cup now, it'll free up everyone's summer.
>>64663914
>no alli
>>64663914
>no Alli
>>64660741
lol typical jock faggot, only reason you lot walk straight is because you have a chip on both shoulders.
>>64663914
>wilshite
>lingard
No chance. The first big team they come up against they will crumble as they they have the self belief, coach captain or experience to provide winning leadership.
>>64660486
>Do they have a genuine chance of winning the Euros
No. Our meme XI will labour to an exit in the RO16/QFs.
Meanwhile Woy will talk about how great a tournament it's been for the development of our memelets as he's handed a 6 (six) year deal by the good old boys at the FA who will say he's now surpassed Sir Bobby Robson and Sir Alf Ramsey in the pantheon of English football managers with this monumental achievement:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/35210784
>>64660486
spain is kill
germany will dominate
>>64664616
>germany will dominate
Germany is at its worst since like 5 years. Löw has overstayed his welcome so badly, it will all come crashing down this year. Expect an England-tier performance from Germany.
It's Ireland's to lose really.
>>64660486
>Anyone British expecting anything out the national team
It's how you can 100% spot a retard here. Watch us fuck up big time, barely squeak out the group and die at the RO16
Wales have more of a chance of winning as it stands, I'd say it's between them or Germany
>>64664860
Doubt it. Germany generally get favourable refball unlike England.
>>64660486
England haven't a chance. We're literally the Liverpoo of international football.
>>64663914
>no mahrez
>>64664101
Muhammad pls.
>>64664860
Nah, Germany can be in fucking horrible form and then a tournament rolls around...
It's an age old football story.
>>64664952
Yeah, Wales sure have a better chance than France, Spain or Belgium.
Nice try sheep shagger.
>two best finishers in Europe
>fastest wingers in Europe
>Alli and Wilshere will boss any midfield
>impenetrable CB partnership
>full backs with pace
>Best goalie in the world
We got this desu
>>64665507
I doubt paki's even know what 'jock' means.
>>64660486
Given the way this tournament is set up we could play like shit and still reach the semis but ultimately we'll still crash out against the first decent team we play or Portugal like always.
>>64666122
>we
Another elimination to Portugal would be funny at this point.
>>64660486
>your Germanys and your Spains
Loving this meme
>>64663914
replace vardy with sturridge and wilshere with hendo and thats a solid team
>>64663914
Isn't shaw dead though
England are the clear cut favorites to win it after the qualification they played.
>>64667735
Not really, our group was unbelievably easy
How will they do against your Russias, your Slovakias, and your Waleses?
>>64667824
Every group was unbelievably easy given the increased number of qualified teams.
>>64663914
>no Hendo
>the city of you
>>64667824
easier than your group B's, your group F's, or your group G's?
>>64665784
> best goalie in the world
marry me
>>64665784
Underrated post
Sorted it lads. No Johnny Foreigners will beat us.
What would actually happen if we won?
What would you do?
>>64670162
turn off the television since the game is over
>>64670162
Log into my /sp/ account and shitpost all day. I'd make a minimum of 10 England threads a day.
The butthurt it would cause is making me erect.
>>64670162
>tfw can already hear Guy Mowbray shouting down the microphone:
>"AND 50 YEARS OF HURT ARE FINALLY OVER, ENGLAND HAVE WON IT"
>>64670162
I'd complain about all the love and hype for the shitty charmless unlikable players, and start a fruitless protest to stop Wayne Rooney and Ross Barkley from getting knighthoods.
I might also buy a Belgium shirt and wear it constantly. Sell all my other clothes; just Belgium shirts every day.
>>64670162
It would make me so happy and possibly cure my depression
>>64664577
he's quitting after the euros tho
>>64671041
kane is pretty likeable desu
>>64671193
i guarantee it will not
>>64671597
You never know, a girl stumbling home from an after party might be drunk enough to fuck him.
>>64671655
Suck your mum
>>64665784
>full backs with pace
Dunno how fast Shaw will be with his leg broken in 2 places tbqh
reminder that england's brave mark noble, aaron cresswell and james tomkins schooled livershite (twice), man poo, man shitty, arseanal and the chelski rentboys.
>>64663914
>Vardy
meme
>Kane
meme
>Barkley
le one good play every few games man
>Lingard
shit
>Sterling
le 50m man who runs like a lesbian man
>Wilshere
injured
Defense and Butland are pretty good though
>>64673679
>runs like a lesbian man
lesbians don't run like that, he runs like a faggot
>>64660486
I be surprised if we make pass the group stages m8
>>64674048
Every half decent team will make it out. Even >we might after we beat Ireland
>>64674331
idk might struggle to beat russia and wales will surely make a game out if, entertainment guaranteed regardless.
>>64673874
He runs like a prostitute fleeing from the cops
B E L G I U M
>>64674331
>after we beat Ireland
I have some bad news for you.
>>64663977
>>64663999
>le new hype man
gee we haven't been here before
>>64676338
>hype: the team
>doesn't want more hype players
???????
>>64673217
And also got rekt by spurs, bournemouth, watford and leicester.
It never ceases to amaze me how England, with this massive pool of talent hasn't won anything in forever.
Specialists in choking.
>>64664104
>>64667592
How the fuck can brittards STILL shit on wheelchair when he won 8 MoTM awards in a fucking row. Yes he's a permacrock manlet, doesn't mean he isn't a nailed on starter for England when fit. He doesn't even need to be world class, the rest of England's options including Henderson are just dogshit.
>>64669320
>Jags
>Jones
>Baines
>Townsend
>Milner
>Pooney
>Welkek right back from injury
Kill me
>>64663914
Jagielka is better than Smalling. Only tactical issues are making the latter look better this season.
>>64677574
>Jagielka is better than Smalling
lol fuck off
>>64663914
That defence isn't happening at all even though it's the pest one on paper
It will be
Gibbs, Cahill, Jones, Walker
Lingard probably wont even go and Rooney is definitely playing at the top of the diamond
It's Roy we're talking about after all
>>64677539
All memes aside he would have been a legit goat it not for his injuries. The only English midfielder aside from Carrick I've seen in my lifetime who isn't a Roy of the rovers, Hollywood ball merchant.
England needs to embrace mediocrity and pick less fashionable players to make a good team. Too many times England managers shoehorn in top 4 players into the side or play players out of position because they are too scared of what the media will say if they drop them.
>>64677834
He still has time, only just turned 24 a few days ago iirc. Not a prospect anymore by any means but I think he's already better than everyone thinks, just needs a full season if he can get one in the next few years. Players have been GOAT despite the injury but before, sometimes it even lengthens their careers, ie Robben.
Funny thing is that he isn't always trying and failing with Hollywood passes, but every other game he'll try it once and it'll come off.
>>64670162
wouldn't listen to 606 again until they were knocked out at the group stage of 2018
>>64677978
we all know that England will never hire a manager that doesn't give the press blowjobs at the end of every interview.
>>64677978
I disagree, this is what the did with the WC with Woy in charge, and booting Terry out of the team, plus fielding some shitters like Lambert. They're already mediocre, if they want to improve then accepting mediocrity is the last thing they should do. They should start acting like a world class team, get a world class coach and only field the best players, regardless of the handbags.
Thing is that the window is probably gone, you think England has a decent team now with Smalling, Wilshere, Walcott, Kane etc, but the previous generation of players included the world's best LB (Cole), best CBs (Terry, Ferdinand), among the best CMs (Scholes, Lampard, Gerrard, Hargreaves, Carrick), a host of good attacking players (Joe Cole, Beckham, Owen) and one of the best young strikers in the world (Rooney), yet they still won nothing.
>>64678088
They can have Wilmots. He doesn't care about the press and was proclaimed best manager in the world by his own agent..
>he'll never leave
>>64663914
Yes.
It's comming home lads... To Zagreb 2bh
>>64678135
He'll leave after EC 2016.
>tfw he will have wasted our golden generation on a WC quarter final and an EC loss and call it good.
>>64678270
tbf your golden generation is just a bunch of overhyped scrubs
>No matter what happens, our current generation wasn't wasted.
Feels so fucking good to win a world cup, man.
France > Germany > England > Spain
If the right squads are picked, fit and played. But there's no chance of that because they're too worried that the nation will throw a shitfit if Rooney is out. The fucker is done.
we gon 2 dineyworl
>germany winning again
not with löw
>>64678103
The 2014 World Cup was mismanaged in terms of players though. Terry was the best English defender at the time of the Brazil World Cup, the only reason he wasn't playing was because the FA mismanaged the whole Ferdinand racism scandal involving Terry and he had to resign. Woy should have tried to play Terry.
Similarly he should have dropped Rooney and played Sterling in his place, they played a lot better with Sterling in the middle and Roomey dropped.
England's midfield balance has always been wrong, Carrick should have been picked as the side needed a defensive midfielder after Barry and Scott Parker turned to shit.
>>64668009
not every group
meme team
meme formation
will win the meme cup
>>64678474
Well, at least you made it.
>>64678484
huehuehue
All depends if their players are fit desu
a midfield of Henderson and Wilshere would literally be unbeatable if they could both get on the pitch
it will go down as usual
>we have a stronk team
>this is a good team
>get beaten by any semi serious team
>go home disappointed
>germanywinslol
rest is shit or meme tier
> in half a year, the WC will have happened 2 years ago
Fuck you, time
Why won't you slow down
>>64665784
Besides "fullbacks with pace" none of what you wrote is true though.
>>64670162
At this point I would be quite happy if England finally wins something.
My money is on italy
>>64678772
with what striker?
>>64678803
http://youtu.be/AXoxHStbAFE
>>64678851
>yfw Luca Toni is still playing for Verona and scored 23 goals last season
I didnt knew that 2bh
-----------------Butland
Clyne - Stones - Smalling - Shaw
-------------Dier----------Alli
Walcott------Barkley---------Sterling
------------------Kane
Vardy on in the last 20 mins each game as a super sub
>>64678904
>Shaw
Doubt he will be fit/in form for summer.
>>64678897
He's probably going to retire at the end of the year tho. The only decent striker we have now is Pelle wich is a pity because we have good players in pretty much every other position
>>64678954
how long did they say he'd be out?
>>64667478
Me too senpai, keep it up lads, 2016 meme future so bright
>>64679013
minimum 6 months
>>64679008
>we have good players in pretty much every other position
iktf
without Dier the centre of the midfield is left wide open and we get slapped by every team we play, how can none of you see this?
>>64663914
Literally never heard of half of these players.
>>64679063
English talent mate
>Ctrl+F "Austria"
>0 results
/sp/ once again showing how clueless it really is
>>64679097
we all know Wales will win it, they're just too good
![1408283695905[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hG628ah.jpg "1408283695905[1].jpg")
>mfw belgium wins an ec before england
>>64679127
I was not joking.
>tfw we have a chance of doing quite well for a change
>tfw woy will play rooney and we'll go out in the groups
>>64679293
Mate this team is nothing compared to the one from 2002-2006 and that one did fuck all
>>64679158
lel we can't even beat walels
>kane
>vardy
>sterling
>rooney
>possibly half fit sturridge
name ONE defence that can stop us
i dare you
>>64679401
>rooney
could have been half decent bait, start over
>>64679047
>Icardi choosed to play for Argentina
He'll never get a game over Messi and current form Higuain
>>64679401
Spain, Italy, Germany, France, Belgium and Austria probably too.
>>64679432
Dont forget Russia.
Also
>england
>winning
>>64679401
The entire United States back line
Most bookies have England winning at around 12. So I'd say it's a fair chance. But are they favorites? No.
---------------Butland--------------
Clyne-Smalling-Cahill-Baines
------------------Dier----------------
--------------Alli-Henderson------
----------------Sterling--------------
-------------Kane-Sturridge--------
In the event of inevitable Sturridge-death, replace with Vardy.
>>64679047
me too
>>64679432
>"Germany" turning into top memers
>>>64679437
>Amerifats still being fat
>>64679808
>brits being butthurt
no la it's coming home, to reykjavik
Northern Ireland will win it easily.
>>64678803
Grissini Pele
>>64679063
That's why the anal wrecking you receive will be all the sweeter. It's basically surprise rape.
>>64679996
can't wait........
>>64669193
Kek.
who /darkhorse/ here ?
>>64673679
at this stage last year kane had 7 goals now he has 11 and had a shit start (although he still helped the team out by running around like a madman)
QF and out on pens 2bh
>>64678904
real shame about shaw he was looking seriously good, doubt hell be at euro
>>64678711
mad that his teams shittest player fluked against a better argentina and knows they wont prove their worth at the euros
>>64680235
t. alberto baroutinthegroupstagebosa
>>64680279
>mad that his teams shittest player
and who might that be?
>>64680295
robben
>>64680305
okay.....
>>64679348
>tfw it'll never be 2006 again
>>64660486
>Supporting modern "national teams"
Enjoy cheering for a bunch of shitskins.
>>64665507
http://www.heraldscotland.com/news/14178741.First_interview_with_Syrian_refugees_resettled_in_Scotland_____It_feels_like_we_never_left_our_families_back_in_Syria_because_of_the_warm_welcome_we_received_in_Scotland__We_are_among_our_families_again___/
>all these shitter's teams lineups without England's brave Jordan Henderson
he's on the cover of FIFA16 ffs
>all the hype
Can't wait to drink all your sweet delicious tears after England got kicked out in the group stage.
>>64680354
>implying it won't be
England
wAles
ruSsia
slovYnia
>>64680354
Not sure you get the banter, m8
wales, belgium or austria
>>64680368
Wales and Russia are both solid sides up and down the pitch. Don't really know about Slovenia, but whatever.
England may well scrape through, but wont win. Not a chance. There are too many big name shitters who have to get a spot on the team.
who will we beat in the final?
>>64680341
If we'd split from the union we'd be fucking swamped with refugees by now.
>>64660486
They'll flop. Hodgson will then be handed a multi-year deal. Media will talk about what a great experience it was for the youth, and then happily go on to discuss whichever new young players are coming through who could play in WC 2018.
>>64680803
They'll flop. Hodgson will resign. Mourinho will take over.
>>64680837
>Hodgson will resign.
If he didn't resign after placing bottom at the group stages of the WC without a single win from three games, he's not resigning after failing at the Euros.
>>64660486
honestly they have been looking good on paper for the last couple of cups and have failed to show up every time. their 2016 team looks very promising again and this time there's a bunch of new players who don't carry the stigma of previous failure (yet), so this might be their best shot in years, especially since i don't see any team as a heavy favorite (much like the world cup in 2014).
personally i think france is going to do very well with belgium disappointing yet again, which means they will still reach the semis because the field is fucking shit.
lads
>>64680334
>tfw it'll never be 1963 again
>>64665784
>Clyne
Sorry lad but we ruined him. Every fullback that comes to Liverpool turns to shit.
>>64683562
fuck yeah
check em btw
>>64683617
Clyne was decent under Rodgers, he'd perform under any manager.
>>64680235
>Implying Memeland won't kek Moortugal
>>64683562
>tfw that rest of the wolrd has about 4 plus GOATS in it , as well Ballon dor winners and FIFA 125 members
>>64663914
absolutely disgusting
can't go without cahill, baines, rooney, and can't go there with trash like lingard or wilshire
>>64678484
m-maybe holland can jump in when the kebab gets removed for hitlering
>>64663914
Man U fans are dumb.
>>64663914
lol'd at that unexistent midfield
>>64679548
>Cahill
I don't know how much different things would be if we had won this game.
>>64670162
I would make so many threads blowing johnny foreigners out until the next tournament. anyone attempts to argue with me on sp I would just mention the fact we are european champions and as such their post means jack shit. I would probably also shout some england players names as a came in my gfs mouth, maybe something about roy being better than alf ramsey as well
>>64684290
It's mad to look at the team we had between 2002-2006 and think we never managed to win anything with them.
Then I look at the current team and see how the media wank over them now and it just doesn't compare in the slightest.
>>64674331
england might come third if they are lucky.
>be England
>get raped by Italy again
>>64684356
>this entire team
>prime rppney, cole, terry, ferdinand, hargreaves (motm)
Looking at it now the team that we had in 2006 was unreal. The image I posted before of the 2002 one really makes me wonder though, I remember watching the game and we were so strong only to fuck it all up as usual. It triggers me hard cause looking around at the other teams in the competition then I think we could have won it.
>>64660486
all I want for this EC is wales winning against england 1-0.
how likely is that? there is at least bale
You won't believe me now, but we will UNIRONICALLY beat England with this lineup
>>64684614
I sure hope you do, I might bet 5 bucks on wales
>>64684638
Sounds obvious but it all depends on Bale.
Not just because he's world class but because of his pace. We have no one else as quick as him and when we play against teams who try to dominate us, he's our only out ball. Bale being fit or not will make or break our tournament.
>>64684423
>that fucking Ronaldo wink
But yeahdefinitely, that team would walk over what we've put out these past few years. Think the only place it's inferior is the keeper, we never really had a decent keeper after Seaman declined till Hart.
>>64684423
The Euro 2004 team was better and probably should have won the tournament.
Pic related.
>>64684603
Wales will beat England.
Hodgson will play right into Wales' hands.
International football is literally just 'whatever team has a good week at the tournament wins'. More luck than skill.
>>64684423
>was unreal
Not a single world class player in there. Johnny Foreigners make your mediocre players look good in the BPL, point in case, the last time you were any good was in 1961.
Get with the times, bro.
>>64687582
>Not a single world class player in there.
Friendly reminder that it is literally a mental disease
The Netherlands obviously
>>64670162
I'd buy 4chan and close /sp/ for good.
>>64677512
Maybe the pool of talent isn't as massive as it seems. Hype != Talent
>>64688435
This group of players >>64685369 was more than just hype.
>Extremely decorated by the end of their careers
>a Ballon D'or winner
>record breakers
>Eight Champions League winners in this line up alone
They just weren't a team.
>every World Cup/Euro/Rugby World Cup: IT'S GONNA BE OUR YEAR LADS
Are England the Liverpool fans of international soccer?
>>64691279
You do realise that it's ironic hope, right?
>>64691371
>not thinking that vardy and kane will both break euros scoring records
pls leave mohammed
>>64684354
>blowing johnny foreigners
bit naff desu
>>64660486
>l your Germanys and your Spains
Alright Jamie Redknapp
YOU KNOW WHAT I AM FUCKING SICK OF ALL THIS FUCKING ENGLAND BASHING THAT GOES ON IN THIS BOARD IT IS BULLSHIT AND UNDESERVED AND YOU FUCKING AMERICUNTS KNOW THAT ENGLAND IS BETTER THAN YOU AT SOCCER IN EVERY SENSE OF THE WORD. FUCK YOU OP I WILL PERSONALLY TRAVEL TO YOUR HOUSE AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU TO WITHIN AN INCH OF YOUR LIFE WHILE YOU ARE IN YOUR BASEMENT AND YOUR WHITE TRASH PARENTS WATCH FROM THE STAIRS ABOVE BUT DON'T INTERVENE BECAUSE THEY SECRETLY WANT YOU TO DIE ANYWAYS BECAUSE YOU ARE A LEECH ON THEIR FINANCES. SERIOUSLY, I AM ACTUALLY ALMOST KIND OF IMPRESSED THAT YOU TOOK TIME OUT OF YOUR BUSY SCHEDULE OF FAPPING TO LANDON DONOVAN AND EATING PIZZA ROLLS TO TAKE THE 15 SECONDS YOU NEEDED TO COME UP WITH A FUCKING TROLL THREAD ON /SP/. I WOULD GIVE YOU A BLUNT OBJECT TO DEFEND YOURSELF WITH AND EVEN THOUGH YOU WILL HAVE LESS THAN A 1% CHANCE OF DEFEATING ME IN HAND TO HAND COMBAT I GUARANTEE THAT IT WILL MAKE FOR AN AMUSING TIME. SAGE
they may do ok in 2016 but how would they have done in your 2004s, your 2008s, or your 2012s?
Only chance you got is if you get lucky and 5pa1n gets eliminated before the final or if you have to face them in the final.
Better cross your fingers so that france's genetically engineered gigga niggers get to face them first and refball their ass while injuring half their squad.
>>64688397
At least it would refrain you from shitposting about how 'good' you are at sports all day, Canada.
>>64684614
ONE MAN TEAM
N
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A
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>>64687582
>hurr English players aren't allowed to be world class!!
>>64698455
It's better to have one than none.
France is the clear favourite.
>>64660486
England won't get out of the group stage mate.
If their best players they'd have a chance but you know Hodgson is just going to play meme players like Rooney and Wilshere and probably Glenn fucking Johnson.
Pooney has just been named England player of the year for 2015. I am not making this up. This is not a joke.
>>64684180
It's been like that for decades. Even when they had Slippy G and Lumlard it was shit
>>64699122
Didn't he score like 10 goals in all competitions for club and country in 2015?
Forget Kane and Vardy, Rooney is the biggest meme in English football right now.
>>64699053
>implying they'll be able to beat anyone after their players have all been beheaded by Hammed
huehuehue
>>64684614
I'm from England and I believe you mate Wales literally have just as good a team as England apart from they also have BAYOL
my prediction
>england meets portugal in the quarters
>rooneys steps on someone's balls
>gets sent off
>ronaldo winks at coach
>0-0 draw after 120mins
>england misses all their penalties
>english media blames ronaldo for the defeat
>>64699886
>it will never be 2006 again
Very sad tbqh.
England winning is a lose lose for anybody but the English. If they win, they will claim that the EC is so much harder to win than the WC thats why its more valuable. The shit posting will be unreal and they will compensate for their lack of accomplishment by presenting this worthless little trophy. They better not win or /sp/ needs to be purged.
>>64684180
italy's squad at the moment is fucking embarassing tbf
>>64700647
yeah, and still Verratti and the whole defence would walk into that england team
>>64699053
we're already doing a remake of WC2010 and it hasn't even begun
>>64700698
>manlet poor man's pirlo
no thanks la. also,
>italian strikers
>>64700767
Nah, Verratti walks into the England team and every premier league team as the best midfielder.
>>64699144
>right now
>>64665784
Best line up I've seen posted thus far
PLEASE no Rooney, he's slow and finished
We picked Gerrard based on reputation for so long
>>64701938
Gerrard was actually world class though. Rooney was always a pretender.
>>64701971
i thought he was p good tßh
>>64700767
>not rating Graziano "straight out of a bad TV drama about italian immigrants" Pellè
didn't he shut you up once already?
do you learn nothing from your past?
>>64684290
>Heskey
The most underrated player ever
>>64702077
>the best striker shitaly can produce plays for southampton
>>64702358
England's best striker plays for Leicester.
I'd say they could put together a team good enough to win it but they lack too much self belief. Will get through the group stage but after that will be quarter finals at the very best.
-----elliot
coleman - keogh - me - brady
--hendrick - macarthy
wessi - long - maclean
----rppney
see you in paris lads!
50 years of hurt.
>>64710011
>no alan judge
>>64702077
Italy's last great striker was Toni and you sent >ciro to Huezil's worldcup. baka tbqh.
Start giving argentines italian passports again and you might stand a chance
>camoranesi
