Questions:
1. How would Bruce Lee fare in today's UFC?
2. Why are there no successful Asians in UFC?
3. Why are there no Indians in UFC?
First for Robbie won that fight
>>64648798
>When casuals make threads
>>64648771
>2. Why are there no successful Asians in UFC?
Anyone notice how all of the best LWs have been asian or part asian?
perhaps the asians prefer to fight in asia
>>64648771
Bruce Lee was a prodigy. He used a form of martial arts never before seen in the octagon. Plus he fought guys that were twice his size, and he won.
He would be p4p champ of the UFC.
UFC isn't for streetfights.
Will Alvarez end the Pettis meme?
>>64648961
lmao you dum spic bruce lee aint fight nobody but some street goofs lmao thinking hes sum god
>>64648771
is there a skype group or anything like that for mma discussion? im bored and wanna talk mma
What's with this guy dick? Was he getting a boner from Condit?
>>64649207
>UFCsparta1
>>64649263
He gets off to JUST BLEED
>>64648771
worst fucking OP in a long time.
fuck off casual scum
bruce meme would get killed
>>64649263
>>UFCsparta1
What do I do with this
how many more 5 round brawls can lawler get through? he's nearly 34
in my mind,the only way 48-47 in favor of Lawler could happen,is the last round being scored 10-8 for him
still think Condit won 2bh
>>64650296
Send in Nick Diaz. Lawler either gets knocked out or they both leave on a stretcher after 5 rounds
>>64650411
>still think Condit won 2bh
There was a dumb judge on the panel.
>Everyone giving attention to the tripfag
You disappoint me /heem/
I'd rather we just argued about the decision yesterday. Lawler definitely won btw
Were certain people here dropped on their head as a child then raised on joe rogan podcasts?
Fabricio comes out and dominates cain standing and on the ground and in stamina, yet some how believe not only will the results not be the same but in cains favour with the exact same fighters. Cain's never successfully defended his belt and won it from a wwe star. He has brown pride permanently tattooed across his fucking chest. His only accomplishment is a metro pc ad that's been canceled and convincing joe to call him cardio cain after successfully going 1-1 with JDS
Will the uncle Dana youtube series be elite or a shitty Meme? I remember nick the tooth from FIGHT WEEK BLOG WEEK years ago what happened to him
/heem/ give me some fights to watch pre-184
I'm bored as shit
>>64648771
>Questions:
>1. How would Bruce Lee fare in today's UFC?
Would win championship in every weight. Elite mewvment
>2. Why are there no successful Asians in UFC?
All the GOAT lightweights are either asian or part asian
>3. Why are there no Indians in UFC?
Pooping in the octagon is not an effective strategy
>tfw Meme Mouse and RDA are going to be the only constant champions in 2016
>>64650709
Nice bait
Here's a (You)
Thank you based Janitor
Reminder: Condit did not do enough to stop a champion. He never had the champ 'in trouble'. Sure he knocked him down but thats as far as the strike went. Robbie was unfazed and in the fight, defending intelligently the entire course. Bottom line; Condit couldnt break through Lawler and did not do ENOUGH to win the fight. Its just that simple.
reminder that meme magic is real
>>64650789
>Frankie Edgar
>RDA
>Asian
>>64649070
No, it will be akin to Pettis vs Melendez
>>64650788
Do you have fight pass?
Here are some WEC fights that are also goat-tier all time mma fights with elite scrambling:
Cerrone-varner 1 and 2
Benavidez-cruz 1 and 2
Henderson-pettis and cerrone
Ufc:
All the karo parisyan/nick Diaz/Diego Sanchez fights with each other
Based Janny
>>64650788
Also, the Melendez Thompson strileforce fight from 6-7 years ago. One of the spiciest bangers
>>64651017
>when you think it's a unified rules bout but it's actually pride rules
>waking up and still defending condit
>not going to sleep because you are so obsessed hating on the based most powerful race once again dominating another sport
>losers focusing on winners
>Robbie focusing on winning
How does Robbie's angry 3 inch lumpia taste eurocucks?
>so angry because the literal mexicans of europe destroyed the meme running man
>>64651273
Here's a pity (you)
>>64651273
Literal autism: the post
Lads: the mewvement king lives in Hermosa Beach and I am there right now. What should I do?
>>64651081
>>64651201
Thanks pham
Did he kill himself? Fucked it up on Arlovski
Why didnt Condit chimpout to the outcome?I waited for a glorious butthurt but he was far too calm
>>64651457
He didn't chimp out or cry like a bitch (cormier, gus)
>>64650429
This would be one of the best fights ever and we'll never EVER get it
>>64651273
fuck off shitskin, white man robert lawler has a white father, deal with it sex tourism race
>>64651457
Nothing he can do to actually change it, I think he's aware of that and the fact that the judges don't necessarily see it the same way others did.
He seems cool though, hope he doesn't retire
What happened yesterday?
> those exchanges
> that damage absorbtion from lawler
> that range control from condit
> that 5 round of absolute brawling
> that ending where both of them gassed out
> that mutual respect and how classy condit handled the defeat
what an amazing way to start off the year lads.
CONDIT WON THAT FIGHT
PINCHE CHINO DIDNT DO NOTHING
LOOK AT THERE FACES
CARLOS FUCKED HIM UP EY
BROWN PRIDE WORLDWIDE REPRESENT
If you think Lawler won last night you got fucking problems in the head. Like seriously go see a medical professional and get yourself checked out. And if you really do believe Lawler won go watch another fucking sport like tennis. Maybe WWE is more suited for you. I mean fags like you who thought Robbie won like mandrama faggots like Ronda, Conor and CM Cuck
>>64651600
I was still shaking going into the third round, edge of your seat stuff
hey /heem/ what's the name of this grappling technique?
>>64651600
I agree, Adan. In the last round when Lawler went all out I was literally shaking. Great fight, no doubt.
1. Post a pic of yourself
2. Post who you think won the fight, Carlos or Robbie
>>64651689
posing
>>64649241
Fuck you, man
heem sleepy
>>64651689
Scissor choke/lock/hold/crank?
Or if you're asking Edgy Brah it's probably called "Reversed Atomic Collider"
>>64651758
Pic is me taken right after the fight.
I thought Condit won
>>64651758
Carlos
>>64651758
you first
>>64651758
Robbie
He won 235, stay buttmad
>>64651758
The fans
>pic related
Me on my Christmas card I sent out this year
Now that the dust has settled, can we all agree condit should retire? He "fights" like a bitch and can't even bruise someone with 300 "strikes"
>>64651904
*520
>>64651850
ok what about this one
>>64651609
Carlos is from spain not mexico, how could you not look at him and immediately tell he wasn't some aztec amerindian
UNFORTUNATELY YOU CANT SAY THAT ON FOX
Lawler just staring at the clock during the final minute looking for the finish was top shit
All too often you get guys who just never step up, even if they've been losing the previouus rounds, they'll not even look for a finish and pull some dumb shit or does largely disengage
>>64651979
Sorry, he couldn't bruise someone with 520 "strikes" because he "fights" like a bitch. Thanks
>there will never be a yoing, charismatic, well rounded fighter to take the welterweight throne in the post gsp era
Feels badman
>>64651578
it has nothing to do with anything external, condit is just a level headed guy, he should retire if he's thinking about it
>>64651904
Still really amused from those Youtube vids I see
>>64652040
Just wait another year for Tumenov. He will crack the top 10 this year and next year, he is coming for that belt.
>>64651904
When casuals weigh in: The post
>Trust me, been watching since UFC 189
>>64652069
What
>>64652040
>gsp
>charismatic
>well rounded
maybe well roided
he was a fucking blanket
the guy couldn't even finish his career
>>64651758
me in the pic
Condit is still my boy
>>64652104
But he's ugly, flawed and has the personality of a brick
>>64652167
The bitches weigh in
>4 ounce gloves
>lmao 500 "strikes"
>zero bruises
>>64651457
Because he knew he lost
>>64652191
You seem upset that he was and still is one of the most popular and loved fighters ever, except on BJPENN.COM
>>64652216
>not wanting to witness the terrorizing reign of a russian overlord
>>64652222
Quads of truth, condit is a bitch who should retire or switch to patty cake. If you disagree you're swayed by wwe "I'm a warrior" shit
>>64652216
>ugly
You don't heem with your face, fagboy
>>64652269
I don't care for phonies. He has a fake personality.
>>64652301
Bro he barely beat Lorenz fukin Larkin lmao
>>64652269
No one likes point fighter saint roid and his bought judges. That frog got destroyed by hendrick he is done
>>64652198
Pay debnts
>>64652329
Tumemeov can only heem cans with his fists. He needs a face
>>64652177
Stop
>>64652222
>zero bruises
Did you even watch the presser you casual?
>>64652301
The dude his a churka from the caucus, probably a practicing muslim and the UFC told him not to praise allah when he wins
>>64652388
Stop telling the truth? If you like fake shit there's plenty of threads on >>>/asp/
You can see fake punches and kicks all day
>>64652391
No. In fact the only reason I started watching the UFC was because of funny maymays on Youtube
Otherwise I could not care less for the sport
>>64651985
"The All American"
>>64652338
if there is one thing in the world i'm great at it's reading people and gsp is fake as fuck
>>64652343
>barely
He didnt
>>64652451
>butthurt wwe fans defending condits fake "strikes"
>>64652391
Yeah, Condit knew he lost and should retire
>>64652343
He's still young and developing and his striking is really accurate, crisp and he has a great killer instinct. He'll go places, you'll see!
>>64652450
Hilarious. You should post on 9gag
>>64652556
Not a joke. If you think those 500 "strikes" were anything you're a moron
>>64652509
jake?
>>64651627
>Muh point fighting, muh he won more rounds
>not considering damage or ring control
>implying the last round wasn't 10-7
>>64652451
Of course you did.
>>64652665
Horrific "trolling" in this post.
Literally 0 (zero) people who understand the scoring system and whose opinion on mma is respectable gave robbie the win.
Is Poirier top 5 at lightweight?
>>64651758
I had Carlos winning.
>>64652807
No duffy is just a loser riding connor coat tails, joe silva will probably stop calling him to avoid messing up his invincible micks image
>>64651991
german and mexican descent according to the wiki
i recall the mexican announcers saying he was part mexican too
but yeah lawler looks more hispanic
>>64652665
Why are you even posting here?
>>64652807
No he's a dog shit striker I can't wait until he's cut.
>tfw you are all afraid of me and should get a dog, brehs
>>64651991
>>64652898
>these 2 are the same race
Leites is a shit opponent for mousasi. If he destroys him it's very meh, if he loses somehow he might be out of the ufc. Mousasi needs new management
>>64652807
Not yet. Would like to see him fight Nate
>Leave Lawler to me
>>64653041
>demian Maia will never be your grappling instructor and mentor
Feels sad man
>>64653002
Carlos looks like a Conquistador. Carla looks like an Incan emperor.
>>64652898
Mexican announcers probably would take such assumptions with some guy named carlos. His dad was the former governor of new mexico and his dad was a european immigrant. Best I'm seeing is maybe one of them married a fifth generation 'mexican' from before the days of annexation in new mexico
>>64648771
Such a stupid question. Bruce lee was like 5'7 145 lbs. he'd die in mma versus bigger men.
>>64653153
/thread
>>64653002
>>64653226
What a satisfying ass kicking
Top 10 of 2015
Female fights are wnba tier
SJWmma media like Jordan breen and Tomas rios have gotten to you fags
None of them are even sexy
Robbie robbed Condit last night but HE'S STILL MY BOY. Reply to this post with HE'S STILL MY BOY (and still champ) or give me a You to fight Schaubposters
>>64651017
>black "people"
>>64653095
whatever im not mexican i dont really care and was rooting for lawler, its just a lot of mexicans i see are very white so maybe he is the pale mexican type.
>>64653041
Damian mia's hands just aren't there, best I could see is his wrestling having massive improvements recently to become the wrestle fucker, but he's still not offering anything more than hendricks
Still deserves the title shot more than tryone niggley
Will Frankie "ISIS" Edgar fight Conor? or will they book another fight
Will he save us from Robber?
>>64653392
Maia is the nicest coolest guy. Not even athletic but heanaged to not get badly heemed after almost a decade in the ufc
>>64653392
>Still deserves the title shot more than tryone niggley
>>64653268
>>64653453
Gsp comeback/return would be a huge ppv. Easily over a million
>>64653361
>A lot
You can have this discussion on pole or int, to just elaborate on my earlier post the two type of mexicans in the US are brown rio grande crossers from the last 30 years or those from the annexation in the mexican-american war; he's from new mexico, if he has mexican ancestry I would the latter rather than recent arrival
>there are people on this board right now whose favorite favorite isn't Brock Lesnar
>>64653453
he won't return cause his knees were kill
>>64653463
>Hasn't fought in a year
>Only notable 'win' is carlos when he tore is ACL
You gotta fight to get title shots, niggley is some new era fighter who thinks you just have to have high rankings and beg to be the champ
>>64653749
>niggley
settle down killer, woodley literally seems like a good guy
>>64653817
a good guy who doesn't deserve a title shot
>>64653817
I think he might actually be a good guy
>>64652807
his chin is very suspect. he has good skills tho. for sure top 10
>>64653706
Too bad both joanna and claudia are gonna rearrange her face
>>64654311
He has horrible grappling skills
Proof you just need some tattoos to be UFC man
>>64653749
>You gotta fight to get title shots
Good thing he was scheduled to fight in October but his opponent didn't show up yeh?
>>64653430
what is this frankie isis meme?
>>64653706
>favorite favorite
>bork laser
>>64653353
eerie as fuck desu
BARN CAT WILL BE MW CHAMP IN 2017
CAP THIS
>there are beaners and muhameds ITT who are still defending Condit as if he will read their words spit on his dick and take them all night from behind
>>64654551
he's sponsored by the Caliph of the Islamic State in Iraq and the Levant, Abu-Bakhr al-Baghdadi ummah bless
>>64654930
eerily specific
>>64654930
how is any here gonna hit me? nobody hits me
>>64654930
You sound like you need therapy
>>64655011
A "german" in the other thread wrote that is exactly what he wanted Carlos to do to him
>Leave Lawler to me
>both Condit and Lawler were nice and classy after the fight
At least they didn't take a lot of brain damage from that fight... r-right?
>>64655091
you better not be hitting me!
>>64655118
I see youre still here you little beaner bitch
kek
>>64655164
sure he did fag.
>>64655164
Condit won the fight though, get over it
>>64653749
Part of it is Hendricks fault for being a faggot and not making weight, that win would set up Woodley for a title shot. But he deserves it for ducking Lombard like a beetch nigga.
>>64655091
I dont need to talk
>>64655247
I just got here, I have no idea what you're talking and you sound more brain damaged than Big Foot.
Seek help.
>>64655229
At least it's for a good cause.
>shitposting material
>watch post fight conference
>reporter mistakes tumenov for lawler
mma journalism in a nutshell
>>64650785
Looking for a Fight? I thought that was fight pass exclusive. The first one was great. Matt Serra is hilarious
JOE, LAWLER ALWAYS SAID IF HE WAS A BASEBALL PLAYER HE'D BE A HOMERUN HITTER
Can anyone link me up poirier/duffy?
>>64655846
https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass
enjoy lad
>>64655846
https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass
How big would a Schaub return be right now?
>>64656030
>https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass
Fuck it. Singed up for week trial on another email.
>>64656105
I'd buy the PPV
>>64655846
Ignore these trolls >>64655983 >>64656030
Here you go m8: http://www.ufc.tv/
>>64656105
well his podcast gets 3.5million downloads a month so what do you think?
>>64656105
I'd be very hype
![M-MDS80516CN-BI-01[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/anJFUCQ.jpg "M-MDS80516CN-BI-01[1].jpg")
Bloody hell how JUST do you think Heemenov's leg is this morning? How Larkin got blatantly robbed like that in his own country against a foreign fighter is sus as fuck desu familia. He's my new favourite fighter, his movement and defence is solid and his has that god tier kicking.
I can see why people think Carlos was robbed but anyone who has watched a few fights knows that the later rounds mean much more than the earlier ones and Robbie lit him up in the last. Plus being champion of course he is gonna get favoured. Feels bad for Condit though.
>>64656030
http://weekendmma.[REMOVE]blogspot.com/2016/01/dustin-poirier-vs-joseph-duffy-ufc-195.html
>>64656105
biggest fight of the year desu
>>64655846
https://kat.cr/usearch/ufc%20195/
>>64651609
>>64651991
>>64652898
Lawler is 3/4 white, his mom is 1/2 flip, he said it on periscope apparently
>>64657205
I thought Lawler was from the bowels of Latin America when I saw him
>B-BUT CONDIT LANDED MORE BABBY KICKS!!!!
>>64657346
hi casual
Cesar Gracie once said that Nick Diaz has never worked in his life.
What will happen once he retires? Will Nick get on welfare? Will he apply for a mental disability program?
>>64657980
Condit should've stuck to his guns and ran circles around Lawler in that fifth round. Maybe then he'd be the champ right now.
>>64656324
shut up goof
>>64656398
THAT'S FUCKING ILLEGAL
>>64657205
>3/4ths white
>white
Just watched Poirier/Duffy on Fight Pass. What a great scrap. I love Dustin at 155 and I forgive him for losing me money when he turtled up against conor.
>its a faggot who throws a thousand leg kicks fight
>>64658261
>Maybe then he'd be the champ right now.
No he wouldn't. Two judges had him losing 2 rounds at the moment.
Can we talk about how bad Rogan is at calling fights? How many times do we hear
>he's hurt!
>he's in a lot of trouble, mike
And then the guy survives and recovers. Or
>that is TIGHT, mike!
>that choke is locked in
And then dude escapes.
Shit is annoying.
>>64652665
I know you're avin a giggle but damage is nowhere in the criteria for judging a fight. If went by cuts to the face and bruises it's a street fight and not a "sport" anymore. If we'd gone by damage like Hendricks wanted he would've lost the first Robbie fight.
>>64658441
>It's a faggot who is samefagging incessantly on a chinese kitana imageboard
>>64648771
>Bruce Lee
I want to believe
>>64656324
Can casuals fuck off with muh damage and muh last round
Literally all you need is a makeup artist and to solely hit the other guy in the face to convince them you won. You don't even know how hurt the guy is until the day after, Larkin could have three broken ribs and a nose while ivan could have one bruise
muh damage is some bullshit spouted when some loser gets the decision and people with authority issues pretend x's punches count more. The only objective way to rate a strike higher if it knocks him down, or wobbles him, or puts him off balance, not your 'feels' that it was more damaging. Muh damage never take account for body shots or aggression either, its just some same gay face comparison and pleb feels
![anderson silva is not normal].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tpEH0aC.jpg "anderson silva is not normal].jpg")
>He thinks Condit won
>>64658498
Not really sure what you want, honestly. He's describing what he sees as it happens: if someone looks like they got tagged then he says so. They can recover, sure, but most of the time when Rogan says that the person was genuinely hurt and trying to recover. It's the same with submissions: when he says a sub is in deep it is. Fighters can work out of positions and defend subs or get caught in them, but no matter what ends up happening Rogan can only call out what he sees happening, he never knows if someone is going to get out of the position
>>64651017
Got the original vid link for this? Or the backstory? Or the result? Your fucking webm is mostly the shit before the "fight" ya goof
>>64658498
Joe is garbage, I miss when they started to move stan and that arab guy to announce all the fights, brian stan knows what the fuck he is talking about, but recently brought their fag asses in more. Even the british announcers are better
>>64658809
Nobody thinks it
Everybody who isn't a dumbass KNOWS it
>Dillashaw/Cruz is on FS1
>on a sunday
have fun staying up till 1am for the main event.
>>64659029
>Cracked
>C-C-CONDIT WAS THE BUSIER FIGHTER!!! THAT MEANS HE WON!!!!
>>64659082
>if i keep posting epic maymays maybe they'll like me
>>64658125
/r/ing 600 gb version
>>64659029
Holly is wife material, Joanna shitters do not apply
>>64659029
>people unironically believe holly holm has never used PEDs
>>64659029
>>64659142
holly will cheat with steroids she'll certainly cheat on you
joanna is literally 100% a clean fighter and faithful woman
>>64659019
>implying i'm not west coast master race
Events get over at 10pm at the latest
>>64659225
>muh roid accusations
>faithful woman
>spreads her legs in open workouts like a slut
>>64659255
Last night's event lasted till ~12:30, if I remember correctly
This is how Lawler reign will go
>Wins Condit rematch
>Heems Woodley
>Heems Rory again
>Gets wrestlefucked by GSP and we go back to 10 more years of boring shit
>Le 5th round hapa won the hendricks and condit fight
>>64659322
yeah but thats usually normal for PPVs. FS1 has 15 minute commercial breaks in between each fight
>>64659384
>15 minutes
No
>>64659384
Fights always start at a fixed time. So it literally doesn't matter how fast someone gets finished.
>>64658796
Nick diaz pointed this out when judges gave anderson silva the fight even though he ran away and threw no punches
Damage scoring is cancer
>>64659328
What happens if GSP and Robbie go to decision?
Who do they rob?
>>64659537
>Nick Diaz thought he won that fight
Top lel
>>64658796
>ivan
>>64659384
>>64659322
PPV's have 5 fights on the main card, FS1 cards have 4 fights.
PPVs usually go 2-3 hours. FS1 cards almost always go pst the scheduled 2 hours and are usually just under 2.5 hours.
>>64659590
nick diaz thought he won every fight he fought
>>64659530
Only time I can recall the time and channel getting fucked up was when Rory fought Tarec (?) The fight where he beat his chest like an autist. Baseball went into extra innings. Fans got pissed. Main card had started. Dana complained about why the fuck aren't they showing the fight. Card started a few minutes late and was moved to FX. Worst card was the Lyoto and Mousasi card. That shit was too fucking long and went too late. Weirdest card was the Condit one that was on a Wednesday.
>>64659590
>No knock out
>Not even a knock down
>Doesn't control octagon
b-but muh damage
>>64659590
Silva was a roider anyway
>>64659775
>criticizes scoring
>talks about octagon control
Just fucking leave already. Or at least trip up so I can permafilter you
>Robber just hits harder, even though he can't finish any one
>>64659017
Except you're wrong? Condit lost, did you even watch the fight?
>>64659874
>le Conduit meme kicks that do no damage count
>B-BUT CONDIT LANDED MORE STRIKES IN ROUND 3!!! THAT DEFINITELY MEANS HE WON THE FIGHT!!
>>64659973
>Mandrama picture
>Shitposting
Suddenly it all makes sense
>2011
>not having full cards with just one weight class.
>>64659815
he only took it to help his sex life
>194fags are still shitposting
I'll see yall in 6 months
>>64659741
At least those aren't fucked up as UFC 190. 7 fights on the PPV and it was in brazil, it went on for soooo long
>>64659932
>Three knock downs from kicks
>h-he slipped!
>>64660002
>no dispute
>"shitposting"
Sir, ur the shit poster. Please kill urself.
>>64660002
>implying John Cena wouldn't heem brock lesnar
>>64660066
>ur
>urself
>no dispute for a blatant shitpost
There's a reason you got booted off to /asp/.
>>64650788
if ur still here then Hughes vs. Newton
>>64660132
ur confused and mad. y?
>>64659865
bro aggression is definitely a factor though, no one wants to see a runner win the fight, everyone roots for the guy who wants to bring it which is why lawler was being chanted yesterday despite condit being the better fighter, same thing with diaz brother fights and so on
>>64660153
Cause I just replied to a retard.
>>64660187
ohk, i thought it was because ur shitposting and got called and now you continue to shitpost.
>Octogon control is literally a catagory for scoring
>b-but aggression doesn't mean shit
>>64660175
Thats not the point. Someone was literally arguing about point scoring being awful then saying Octagon control was important
>>64660218
Back to your mandrama thread Dennis.
