LGTSS
>>64647926
Start time: 12:00 pm CST
TV: CBS
Commentators: Spero Dedes, Solomon Wilcots
>Gus not sitting his starters
great, time for some starter to tear his ACL on the Texans' horribly kept field
>>64647986
The NRG Stadium field is actually better than it used to be since they went to FieldTurf (IIRC). Probably not much turf monster action today, I hope.
>>64647957
>Spero Dedes
Who?
I want the Jags to win, and the Colts to lose later so the Texans still get in the playoffs.
>>64648164
Just think of these two as CBS' C-team.
>>64648171
>8-8
it's like poetry
>>64647926
Where my Texanbros at?
>>64648186
Wilcots since I can remember was the voice of the Texans on CBS along side with Ian Eagle
Lel that celebration
>>64648241
at the game, obviously
>>64648241
Yo!
>>64648241
Reporting in.
>Sam Young immediately getting beaten
nothing new here
>>64648245
Mr. Eagle seems to be doing the Jets @ Bills game today.
Here we go cuxans... Time for the last time up before the playoffs
Sure seems like nobody wants to win this one
>odrick's sack dance
gets me everytime
>>64648398
Why did Hoyer have to pass concussion protocol
>we look so much better without him
>>64648241
Here!
>>64648443
If Kubes were still in Houston, he'd have held out Hoyer, methinks. No such luck with BoB.
>giving Denard carries
fuck that, let's see what Jonas Gray has
>>64648443
>one drive where the line didn't block on one play and Blue was shit on another
>>64648491
BoB's ego is too big. he thinks the guys he brought into new england 10 years ago are still good
>>64648491
If kubes was here we'd still have Shaub
LETS GO HOYER THE DESTROYER
Just lose jasg.
>yfw Weeden leads us to the promise land while the boys sit at home and cry about Romos brittle bones.
>>64648524
You'd really gives the keys to the offense to Brandon weeden?
A few games is not a large enough sample size.
I don't think hoyer is the answer but he is the one with the most knowledge of the offense and gives BoB the most flexibility.
$20 says BoB picks hackenburg
>assigning denard to block wilfork
nice
>Caught with nobody near
>Hurr let me juke and jive
LET'S FUCKING GO JAGUARS!
That looked like it didn't touch the ground and it bounced of his hand
>>64648646
glad to see that someone else saw that.
dude could've gotten the first down if he just ran down field
>>64648686
Incomplete gives better field position, they're not challenging that.
what took them so long to pass to Hopkins?
Just replace with Hoyer, or our QB of the week whomever it is
Good luck Texansbros :^)
Fucking Andre Branch holy shit I hate him so much
where's that dual threat qb that got snaps last week? His name was weedman iirc
He's a pretty cool guy
>>64648915
DUDE WEEDEN LMAO
Was that PI he had his hands under his pads... restricting mewvment
>>64648775
Put a helmet and make it dark inside so we can't see the face from the front and the red dot on the back so is clear is the QB on the back view
Looked like PI on the Jags on those fade passes
>>64648915
All hail Weedman
>RIP TJ Greats
Held to a field goal. Not even mad.
>>64648960
>mewvment
kek
>>64648241
In the drive thru at whataburger as we speak
luckily for Beadles, Man of the Year Award doesn't incorporate on field play
>that qy 3.14 in the back round before the kickoff
Anyone else catch that?
How on Earth does a football blow over on the tee in closed-roof NRG Stadium?!
>>64649102
>tv shows a skinny blond
>even for a second
>/sp/ loses it's shit
everytime, senpai, everytime
>>64649116
The jags are up to something.
>>64649102
Pic?
>>64649102
She had that booty
>>64649147
It's a conspiracy, man!
>>64649116
earthquake, mining, drilling is Houston is possible.
>>64649116
happened the very first NFL regular season kickoff in NRG/Reliant (cowboys-texans)
>>64649245
Houston air conditioners don't fuck around
>Joeckel getting brushed aside
this is going to get ugly
>>64649155
Here ya go. Love me some cowgirl boots on my women
>>64649322
Considering that we only have two seasons: summer and February, we damn well better have kick-ass ACs!
Dubs checked
>Jeremy Parnell out at RT, Sam Young in
>Jokelel still at LT
>Bortles still in the game for some reason
Gus didn't learn from Marks tearing his ACL in literally the last game of the season did he?
Can't wait until we can this stupid fucker. NO one cares if Houston beats us, just get out of the game without a fucking injury
>>64649365
Thanks anon! She is indeed a qt! Love the butt-and-leg-hugging jeans!
>>64649372
It was 79° on Christmas for fucks sake
>>64649460
See what I mean?
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>D Brown ded
I don't know how to feel about this
>>64649365
>pawgs
Hayes Pullard just straight up ran into that guy
What is the point of closing a roof in 60° sunny weather?
Damn, it should have been Newton.
>>64649508
Looks Hispanic to me.
RIP
>>64649574
wind
>browns face
Muh heart
Looks like an ACL or bone fracture
>>64649574
People in the south can't function if the weather drops below 70
That sucks dick
He was so close to the playoffs
great tackle there
>>64649769
you act like the north is any different. there are no such things as "snow days" in the south
>>64649769
>girls busting out fur wunter boots in 69° weather
It's laughable lel
>>64649769
Below 70°?!?!
>that's parka weather in Houston
>>64649909
*winter
GRIMES!
10-0 Texans!
as Cyprien misses his 3 millionth tackle of the year
>Jags fans actually went to this game even after seeing Parnell listed as doubtful on the injury report
lol
>Bortles
>>64650108
I'd buy that for a dollar
>you will see based hoyer lead a team to the playoffs in your lifetime
based
>>64650307
BIG MONEY! BIG PRIZES! I LOVE IT!
>>64650380
is Hoyer the new Hasselbeck?
Ugh, John Simon. Why do we still have him?
>le hard hitting tOSU LB man
>>64650380
HOYER THE DESTROYER
>>64650307
>at last check
>score has been Titans 14-10 Colts for a while
If I hear julian Edelman one more time. And can we stop with the fucking wildcat? It only worked against the jets ffs.
>>64650600
Mootenbooger with a TD run IIRC
Dubs checked
Rashad Greene is already the best punt returner we've ever had. Shit looks bad now Jagsbros, but when we sign Mario Williams and Tashaun Gipson we'll be set for our Owl run
JJ and Whitney together is beautiful
>>64650391
Good luck! You'll need it!
>>64650842
YES, someone got it!
Jj going ham today
>>64650740
an actual FS would be nice
also
>another Denard run
>fumble
>when Jonas Gray has been doing so well
put two and two together Gus; he's not good.
Denard Robinson shouldn't get another carry. This is ridiculous, dude has fumbled each of the past three games
GRIMES AGAIN!
17-3 TEXANS!
>>64650858
Lol miss that game
So who here likes the memecat?
>Grimes doing the namaste
this better just be a tribute and not a habit
>>64651100
Great fun when you don't wanna get into a game with a story and just wanna kill time. Emulation is your friend if you're on a nostalgia kick!
Why is it that the Texans seem to draft generational talent every other year but only have like two winning seasons ever?
>>64651200
Because we can never seem to get a true franchise QB to complete the puzzle.
>>64651166
I have a feeling foster is gonna get cut this off season
not sure how I feel man
SWATT!
>>64651305
If the Texans' RBBC keeps performing decently, they may not need Foster, though I'd rather trade him out of the division than let him walk in free agency.
Mercilus with sack #2!
I thought we missed our chance haha, get fucked haters we're a top team for years to come
fucking Joeckel
Jags need an OLine and secondary so bad
>Bortles still in the game
But why tho
>>64651481
>>64651488
Joeckel's OK IMO, he just needs better guys alongside him.
>>64651566
They should've put Cann in Beadles's spot and put Shatley in Linder's spot. Joeckel can't hold his own
>>64651305
Nah, I don't think he's going to get cut. He's done too much for the team. I really REALLY hope McNair is able to convince him to accept a lesser workload.
The optimal solution would be for him to get less touches and thus less paycheck, but for it to be guaranteed all the way and him ride a Texans roster spot into his number being retired. I know the odds of it happening aren't very high, but McNair is uniquely genuine in his whole being about good character so Foster might agree so he can stay working for him.
>>64651354
yeah they did that to andre, texans dont give a fuck
im gonna miss that autist
>>64651452
So we've heard from Watt and now Mercilus.
Let me guess. The super bust LeBusteon Clown is hurt again?
Texans should trade him if possible and, if not, cut his brittle ass.
>>64651666
Devil trips confirm
>>64651747
Yup, inactive today.
>>64651727
Dre forced the issue. He refused to be anything less than the Star Receiver, but Rick Smith and BoB didn't think he was worth that money so they let him walk.
As his performance in Indy has shown, that was the right choice.
Nate may be ded; looks like a left quad/hammy.
>>64651727
Yeah they're going to offer Foster a lot less money and with a dimished role in the offense, if he really believes he can still play close to his potential then he will say no and go elsewhere
>>64651825
The fact that Hopkins proved he had star potential didn't hurt either
>>64651747
He's not injured allegedly.
Robinson nearly gets killed cause Gus thought it was smart to let the starters play in a meaningless game
Hal's been a good ballhawk this year.
Demps has hurt so many players this season
>>64652079
4 picks in a season isn't horrible.
If you want an example of how the Jaguars feel about keeping Gus Bradley, well, there you go. That effort by Allen Robinson, that is how the team feels about Gus
One more year haha lol :)
>>64652011
Texans should get rid of him. It doesn't matter whether he's hurt or not. The chump is never on the field.
What a waste of a draft pick. Texans should have traded down for some additional draft picks. They're still looking for a franchise QB (Hoyer, bless him, has heart but lacks talent) and if they get one, they have to not break him in half like they did Carr.
>>64651946
I'm really hoping his ties to Houston are strong enough for him to be fine with that. He seems like he was smart enough to invest his money for his kids than wasting it on stupid shit. Even with a diminished role in the offense he'd still be seen as the star RB by the fans, and they'd still cheer him every time he came on the field.
>>64652165
No one was willing to trade
>ball literally thrown to him
>can't pick it off
>>64652165
Why are you so mad about le Glassman being rested?
If JJ wasn't an overcommitting sack happy faggot clowney would be useless.... But someone has to stop the run against good teams
>>64652381
>If JJ wasn't an overcommitting sack happy faggot
top kek m8
>>64652274
Damn it! There's plenty of dummies in NFL front offices but I guess Clown is so terrible that even the lousy franchises won't bite.
>>64652375
Caldwell's first draft is turning out to be a pile of garbage. If it weren't for 2014 he'd be on the hot seat.
Cyprien is so unbelievably bad in coverage that I'm shocked he hasn't been moved to LB or some shit
>>64652381
Should we call him...
>glasses
Mr. Glass?
>texans bouncing around like they won the superb owl beating a jags team that stopped giving a shit as soon as they were eliminated
>>64652436
they have to at least consider it this offseason if they don't outright try and trade him; it kinda worked for Mark Barron
>>64652458
Glass with class?
The Goode company darling?
>>64652517
It's because they're on the cusp of getting into the playoffs despite starting 2-5. People thought they were completely out of it after halftime in the Miami game.
And then they found their balls again.
>>64652568
ESPN still says the clots are making it and ignore Houston like they're Ron Paul
>>64652568
>People thought they were completely out of it after halftime in the Miami game.
No one fucking thought this at all you faggot, even Tennessee was talking playoffs at that point
>>64652381
#1 pick of the entire draft and the guy can't even suit up for half the games. Like the 2006 draft, I was thinking the best move for the Texans was to trade down and acquire more draft picks. At least Mario Williams was a reasonably good player who was able to suit up most of the games.
Texans probably could have drafted two or more starters who can actually be on the field if they had traded down and avoided Mr. Peanut Brittle.
>>64652601
>listening to espn
>>64652539
I was thinking of Mr. Glass from the movie Unbreakable.
>>64652601
Remember, this is BSPN, the Boston SPorts Network; they're heavily biased.
>>64652668
He's as fast as the fastest QB tho
>>64652685
Fuck disney
>>64652668
Microfracture surgery is a huge deal. I don't know about this recent injury, but there is a good chance he could be much improved and healthier next year. If he shows nothing next year, then he is likely a bust.
>>64652741
but Boston hates the clots
why would they talk about them over Houston
>>64652415
>>64652274
The present rookie contracts make it pointless to trade him.
>>64652668
And yet a lot of diehard fans booed when they picked Watt. You just don't know.
>picking Travis Johnson 15th in 2005
>picking fucking Amobi Okoye 10th overall
>picking Louis Nix at all
>>64652802
JaMarcus Russell could throw a football 70 yards while on his knees.
Doesn't mean jack if Clowney is faster than Usain Bolt if he's always injured. Injury-prone players become more injury-prone with time.
Better to cut him now and free up a roster spot than continue to waste time on a player who will never pan out.
I'll say it now: Clowney is a bust. Period. He will not make it with any franchise in the NFL.
>>64652634
>getting demolished 41-0 in the first half
>"nobody thought they were missing the playoffs at all you faggot"
Stop lying. Everybody who watched that thought the team was fucking dead and that it would be in contention for the #1 draft pick.
>>64652634
Except everyone thought this
>coogs win
>texans win
Comfy holidays houston bros
>>64652948
>muh Andrew Luck
>muh Peyton Manning
>muh league darlings
>muh media story with the playoff scenario
>>64652988
Butthurt
Bob is shit and we'd never have a good QB because of him.
Get over it
>>64652948
At least they can play the victim card against irsay and bitch about if for months
>>64653079
>Colts win
>still miss the playoffs because the Texans win
>mfw watching the Clots burn everything to the ground on Monday
>Weeden's fw watching the Cowboys burn everything to the ground on Monday
>>64653183
>filename
kek
>people bitching about no qb
>all the QBs texans ignored are doing average at best
>>64651305
Foster's even said in interviews he might just change positions to Receiver to lessen his workload and lower his injury chances. He's got the hands to catch and agility/strength to break a DB tackle. Can always just move him back to RB for a play or two whenever we need the finesse run.
>>64653229
Texans could be Cleveland 3.0 when it comes to QBs. :)
Hoyer seems like a good guy and really tries. However, you have to wonder if he'll get hurt and if he'll get better at not throwing critical interceptions.
>Sam Young in charge of knowing the rules
Jasg getting a heavy dose of Blue this drive.
>>64653646
BLUED
>Jags making a 7th round pick look good
why not, they let someone out of the league for 3 years run for 100 yards
>>64653714
kek
Once you go Blue, it's all over you.
Or something like that.
>>64652993
God knows I was
Also people need to cut Clownman some slack. He has showed good stuff this year vs the run. If he sucks next year then you can throw him up there with Babin, Johnson, and amoeba
Nate officially ded
>>64653725
>not drafting Clowney
Top bustles
Welp, that wasn't the right playcall on 4th and 2.
that was a fumble
Looks like a fumble return for a Texans TD to me.
KAREEM JACKSON!
Remember when everyone was calling him a bust, and how the Chronicle was trying to calm people down saying he just needed time to learn? Man I'm glad they were actually right for once.
>>64654351
The Comical? Being right?
UNPOSSIBLE!
>Hoya
>>64654439
Mandatory WTF INT once per game.
>Deny Texans turnover TD
>immediately Texans turn ball over again
wtf guys
>not making a one handed catch
Hopkins confirmed bust
>Bortles sacked
WHY
IS
HE
STILL
IN
THE
GAME
this fucking offensive line
JJ is such a cornball kek
>>64654574
You mean a wrecking ball!
>JJ niggin' it up in the sidelines
>>64654574
Had to ask my bro in law whos into hip-hop what dabbing was after seeing JJ doing it kek
>>64654629
>wiggin'
FTFY
Why is Gus still gonna have a job after this blowout?
HUNT LAND DRAGON
>Cyprien
>"one of the hardest-hitting safeties"
>gets kek'd by Blue
top kek
BLUED
>>64654952
because the Jags have a great offense that he had nothing to do with
juuust a bit outside...
>all these meme plays
Imagine what this team could do with a good QB and O-Line.
>>64655226
no need to dream
>>64655429
Meant the Texans m8.
NO MERCY
God I love watching this defense
STRIP SACK GIFTS MERCILUS THE BALL!
Mercilus is a bust since he isn't better than Watt
>>64655429
>good QB
>10/22 with an interception
Bortles, like Gabbert, is not the answer
Why does this commentator keep saying "JJ Wut"? It's four fucking letters. How do you fuck that up?
>Allowing 4 sacks in one game
>Joeckel
just put in Henne for god's sake
I don't care how much he's improved this is unacceptable
Watt gets a 3rd DPOTY? I think so.
>>64655546
What a fucking chump
>"It's built"
is there a defense that's scarier than the Texans?
Watt, Mercilus, Clowney, Wilfork, JaJo, KJax, and KJon
>>64655906
Don't forget Cushing and Crick!
>>64655906
There might be a Defense scarier, but no defensive line scarier.
Are there more texans fans or jaguars fans?
>>64655906
No, but no one will admit its good no matter how many teams they hold to 6 its a fluke and the clots win da dahvison
>>64655989
Real Life or /sp/?
Texans if the former, it's probably equal if the latter.
>>64655989
>implying jasg fans travel well
C'mon man, you know there's more Texans fans at home. Given the relative populations of the two cities, I'd bet there's more Texans fans than jasg fans, period.
>>64655989
Texans. Texans sell out every game.
On /sp/? Probably equal
>>64655906
Patriots, Panthers, Bengals, Jets.
Texans are definitely top 5, but they're at the back of that group.
>>64656059
I meant real life
>>64656136
this is a blue work safe board, no porn allowed
>>64656136
>saved b4 the post got deleted
>>64655906
>yfw the Texans have a JoJo playing D
>>64656365
top kek
>punching vampires on the opposing team
>and he's NOT doing it for free!
>Gus Bradley is still coming back after this game
>high stepping it all the way in
Deion is gonna highlight this for sure
>Bortlels
KJAX PICK SIX SEALS THE DEAL!
IT'S ALL OGRE NAO!
>>64656136
hermanos...
>>64656136
Dude, they been brutalizing for a few weeks now
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
YOUR HOUSTON TEXANS AAAAARE...
THE 2015-2016 AFC SOUTH CHAMPIONS!!!
good luck in the playoffs texans
Good luck in the playoffs Texans, I think this year we're going to look for getting better on the offensive line and secondary. Hopefully Khan changes his mind and fires Gus Bradley though. These aren't the Jaguars I watched win two in a row
>>64657059
Thanks. Good luck in the future. I'd prefer if it were just us two leading the division for a long time.
how was that not an illegal forward pass
>>64657193
Probably CBS graphics being wrong.
WATT SACK!
Either Gus Bradley goes or my season tickets go.
lgtss
sports radio 610 just tweeted out that the Texans win the AFC South BECAUSE of the Saints win
no, you dumb dumbs, Texans clinched the AFC South of their own accord
WE MADE IT BROS!
>>64657374
There's no fucking way you don't at least consider canning the guy after that. The team gave up as soon as it was eliminated
>>64657374
Khan already said last week he's coming back next year
>>64657477
>what is strength of victory
They won anyways
>>64657374
hopefully Khan watching this front and center made him reconsider
>>64657477
Technically they're correct. The Saints won before the Texans game ended, and the Colts were eliminated when that happened.
So is it gonna be chefs next week or what?
>>64657633
>>64657580
they're not right though, the Texans CLINCH because of the win, we don't need the tie breaker
the only thing the Saints winning did was eliminated the Colts' chances
