>10 years
Too early, has to do America then an Arab league first, might join once he's in his 40s though.
>>64641009
hahahaha... You high, Ichiru San?
I was going to make a poo in the loo joke but then I remembered Gary Lineker literally shat on the pitch during a match
>britshits
>>64641473
>not squeezing out a cheeky plop after an even cheekier Nandos the night before
It's all bants m8, even Paula Radcliffe did it.
>>64641254
yeah Messi always love sucking up to billionaire Arab dick so I have no doubt he'll be playing there eventually
>>64641009
>tfw even the Indian retirement league is seen as a retirement league by other retirement leagues
Daily reminder fucking Anelka was a player/manager
MLS, Miami.
>>64641009
The EPL
>>64641009
Messi will be playing in Al-Money league or MLELS. Maybe China decides to dump a ton of money to get him to play a couple of years but highly doubtful.
Any other
>>64641009
Would Messi be the tallest player?
>>64641254
america is the land of giant sprite and giant cheese pizza. messi will grow very fat if he goes there.
>>64649762
based japan
he'll never leave Barcelona m9