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2016-01-03 05:21:17 Post No. 64637459
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2016-01-03 05:21:17
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>hitter comes up to bat
>takes a bunch of meaningless practice swings
>spends 15 seconds just getting into the box doing superstitious bullshit
>finally ready for the pitch
>pitcher begins his slow pre windup routine
>there's a runner on first
>pitcher stares at him for at least 10 seconds
>pitcher looks at batter then attempts a pick off throw
>runner is never close to being caught
>because of the throw the batter has left the box
>has to take more practice swings and unstrap his gloves for no reason again
>finally something meaningful may happen
>pitch is thrown
>ball 1
>hitter immediately walks out of the box
>entire process repeats
>does entire superstitious autism routine again
>two more pick off throws to waste even more time
>ready for second pitch
>batter calls for time for no reason
>ump puts his hands in the air
>start all over again
>five minutes later
>full count
>batter hasn't even swung yet
>at least one pick off throw between every pitch
>even the people in the stands are just checking their facebook now
>pitch is thrown
>batter swings
>foul ball
>he's still not out
>more foul tips, failed pickoffs, and bullshit ensue
>announcers have flat out run out of things to talk about
>10th pitch
>finally a ball is hit in play
>weak pop up to right
>inning over
>turn off TV
basebore, not even once.
