Is this the greatest demonstration of sporting strategy in history?
Should have done one of those scoop and hits like in that Irish sport, hurling.
>>64635944
how can it be strategy when only people from 3rd world shitholes know what happened?
>>64636783
This tee bee hech fram
>>64635944
Can someone explain why that's such a fuck you move?
>>64635944
That's a sick bat flip
No, because it isn't relevant to america.
New Zealand are so fucking shit at cricket
>>64636855
www.google.com, we're not going to spoon feed you seppo
>>64637165
I don't even know what I'd looking up
>>64635944
it's up there but suarez cücking ghana was even better
>>64637214
the hell you on about
>>64637214
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underarm_bowling_incident_of_1981
>>64636783
but you don't know what happened.
>>64635944
SAY SORRY NOW
>>64636783
>america
>not a third world shithole
Top lel
>>64637242
what a thrilling read... can't imagine how exciting actually watching the sport must be...
>>64637218
Suarez slept with someone's wife on the Ghana NT?
That's hilarious, classic Suarez
Got a link friend?
You play to win the game, m8
>>64637349
Nah its fine, we are understand that Americans are retarded and incapable of paying attention to anything for a substantial period.
>>64637242
So it's an intentional walk in baseball terms?
>>64637242
I don't see the big deal. New Zealand shouldnt have been losing in the first place if they were gonna bitch about the way they lost.
gg Australia
>>64637334
>having another counties flag on your official flag
cucks
>>64635944
poo peeland on poomanent pooicide watch
>>64637526
>being shot while watching a movie
>having to take a second mortgage for the healthcare costs
New Zealand needed six runs to tie the match from the final ball, with eight wickets down. Greg Chappell, the Australian captain, ordered the bowler (his brother Trevor) to bowl underarm, rolling the ball along the ground to deny the Number 10 New Zealand batsman (Brian McKechnie) any chance of hitting a six from the last ball to tie the match. Bowling underarm was within the laws of cricket at the time (though against the rules of the Benson and Hedges County Cup Tournament in England), but perceived as unsportsmanlike.
So NZ needed 6 runs from the final at bat, and had 8 wickets down? tf does that mean?
And the pitcher rolled the ball so that batter couldn't hit a 6? What does it mean to hit a 6?
>>64637242
Thanks
Good read
what a semen slurping """"""sport"""""" i'd rather build a wall using only my ass than watching one second of that shit
>>64637698
You get 6 when you hit it out of bounds without the ball touching the floor
4 if it does hit the floor before going out
>have critical flaw in your sport which allows teams to close games but leave loophole open because muh sportsmanship and muh dumb british notion of honor
>someone uses the loophole to close a game like they would in any other non retarded sport
>cry
What a bunch a fags
>>64637863
"gentleman's" sports son
>>64637698
hitting a 6 = home run basically
This match was already controversial: in the Australian innings, Martin Snedden took a low outfield catch off the batting of Greg Chappell when Chappell was on 52.[3] It was disallowed by the umpires, although TV replays clearly showed it was a clean catch. Some commentators believed that Chappell should have taken Snedden's word that the catch was good. Chappell went on to score 90, before he was caught by Bruce Edgar in similar fashion.
If Chappell can score 90 runs, why couldn't the guy at bat get 6? Why was the batter automatically out after the rolled pitch?
>>64637938
gentleman sports are for cucks
When india plays internationally, do the other countries respect tradition and provided designated areas of the pitch for the indian players to relieve themselves?
So NZ got refballed on top of getting trolled by the aussies? Dang.
at least we have rugby
>>64638230
it wasnt refball
niggas just got outsmarted then cried to the queen about it
>>64637437
tldnr
>>64638146
Everybody hates india because they're ruining the sport and making it commercialised bullshit
>>64637437
Is cricket the dial-up internet of sports? Is that why third world countries such as india, pakistan, and austrailia enjoy it?
>>64638470
its long slow and comfy
>>64637635
>poor
>in America
not black, senpai
fucking aussies confirmed for no honor
based noble kiwis
>>64635944
good thing he bothered to hit it, it would have been lbw lol
>>64638567
I was duped into watching this game when I was in Aus because the girl I was into was into this shit sport
literally slower than Baseball Handegg and Divegrass combined, how is that even fucking possible
>>64638724
Actually thought it was LBW at first and he was just mad as fuck that he couldn't even hit THAT because kiwis are so fucking shite at cricket
Poor Trev, this is the defining moment in his career and you can see he only did it because his brother told him to. Great banter though
The only good thing about it is that it still upsets Kiwis to this day.
BSA'S ARE ON LITERAL POOICIDE WATCH
>>64637242
Apparently you royalty worshipping faggots thinking doing everything in your power to win is "bad sportsmanship"
an interesting journey into the mind of a cuck
i hate coming onto sp at this time of night because the eastern hemisphere is fucking weird
>>64635944
When banter IRL goes wrong.
>>64636855
How you gonna hit that to the boundary?
There is way too many Big Strong American's ITT right now, I don't know who to reply to
I'm so overwhlemed
>>64639599
Says the American where btfos are frowned upon culturally as "running up the score"
>>64637526
> star "spangled" banner
> stars barely spangle a quarter of it
>>64637801
> floor
Also known as the ground
>>64638146
Yes. This is called having a slash outside offstump
>>64637242
>after the affair there was a long silence in the dressing room, which was broken suddenly and unexpectedly by fellow player Mark Burgess smashing a teacup.
>>64639720
I hope someone does the same for England and designates an area for the prayer mats
Isn't this the exact same thing as taking a knee?
Not much differerent with parking the bus.
You've won the game, you just have to end it.
>>64639011
If kiwis are shit at cricket, how come they've never lost the ashes?
>>64639747
Parking the bus isn't really a "fuck you" thing, it's legitimately a style of playing. This would be like designating every single player to stand in front of the goal line in a way where no ball could ever pass through and just stay there for the remainder of the game.
>>64639747
It's more like what this anon said >>64637495
Only in baseball, another batter still comes up and the defense has to make the final out.
>>64639770
They never had it in the first place m8.
>>64639678
rubbing salt in the wounds of your opponent after you've already won is idiotic in american sports because we have actual contact in our sports and you risk injuring the starters.
>>64639781
The ice hockey equivalent to parking the bus is a legitimate playing style, but often frowned upon.
A team that always did it had this happen to them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VV1PrbkK3E
>>64639836
> Actual contact in our sports
From the home of baseball and basketball
>>64639863
basketball is a contact sport
Is there a worse one in Football than this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZfzr9tB4oo
The Jets couldn't really do anything, thinking they would be risking a penalty for playing.
>>64639734
top fucking lel lad. pip pip cheerio
>>64639987
nah trick plays are GOAT
>>64639896
kek
KEK
K-E-K
>>64640014
Normally when it's misdirection, like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fioVbt7eF8
they're good.
But if a Jets DE bullrushed he could have sacked Marino, he just thought he would get a unnecessary roughness for it.
>this kills the kiwi
Truly the most beta of nations.
>>64639843
Top rek. I hope Philly won.
>>64635944
Is this Australian shitposting in cricket form?
>>64640131
Flyers lost 2-1 in overtime.
>>64639843
Wtf is this shit? Why do the players with the puck not just try and attack?
And why does the ref keep stopping the game? What rule is being broken?
>>64640452
From my understanding, Tampa Bay was playing a 1-3-1 formation, and were playing this counter attacking style.
The Flyer response was to not attack at all.
>>64640452
There's no where for them to attack. They're forced to go up the boards, where it's really easy for the defense to get a takeaway.
It was more about a bigger issue. Playing defensively like that was really common from 93-04. It was the easiest way for bad teams to compete, and not many people liked it. So the league changed some rules to stop it. But the Tampa coach tried to bring it back in a big way, and Philadelphia was pissed off about it. The guy holding the puck the most was one of the best defenders in a league, he was kind of making a statement.
And there are penalties for delay of game, and if nobody is playing the puck, the game can be called.
>>64640018
In fairness CP3 is a faggot. Most fans agree he can be a flopping bitch.
>>64635944
I think it is fair. If New Zealand understood the game better, they wouldn't have allowed themselves to be in the position that this could happen.
Can you imagine if people were this salty over snooker safety shots?
>>64636783
>>64636855
From what I understand from the last time I saw this posted, the guy with the stick needed to hit the ball really far in order to win the game, but the guy in yellow rolls it so that the ball can't be hit really far.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Tbtn_1mTUM
>>64640741
You are just showing off how little you understand the game.
There are plenty of legitimate deliveries that the aussie bowler could have used that would have made it hard or almost impossible to score the runs. What he did was so against the spirit of the game that it was actually outlawed afterwards, it was only legal due to a technicality.
>>64640913
Why did they get so mad?
>>64641012
because that year's Tampa team was full of whiny crybabies
>>64641012
They couldn't handle the bants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0mBLxiCUfI
>>64641012
They disrespected their goalie. You're entire team is responsible to retaliate when that happens.
Goalies are fragile. There's a general rule that you don't talk to your goalie before, during or after the game. If they talk to you though, you have to make a conversation. Some goalies allow for exceptions, but it's mostly followed.
>>64641222
That's understandable when there's contact with the goalie
>>64640998
>spirit of the game
this is the most cuck shit you britfags say
laws of the game > spirit of the game
>>64640913
that celebration was GOAT
>>64635944
Why not bowl like that every time then?
>>64641402
thats why its against the rules now
>>64635944
As soothing as boring as a Bob Ross vid. Thanks for the video Ambien.
>>64638953
STRONG
>>64641354
Not with cricket. Sportsmanship and a level of respect are actually ingrained in it. It's one of the things that makes cricket what it is.
>>64641354
That's why it was an infamous incident though. It never would occur to anyone to do that.
Its like early boxing, there was no rule against striking with an open hand or the fingers protruding to get the eyes - but no one did it because of what it would do to your reputation.
NFL /NBA have similar things with "running up the score"
>>64640913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekH2zovSEIE
KHL brawl 6 seconds after puck drop
>>64641443
>It's one of the things that makes cricket what it is.
and what's that, gay?
>NFL /NBA have similar things with "running up the score"
except they dont because if you run up the boards no one pities the losing team
>>64641480
Based Russia, I miss having that news channel on regular TV
>>64640998
That is why people hate the patriots, they're the Australians of the NFL
>>64641480
6 seconds? This only took one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIcdbxzrtbI
what the fuck, why did that even happen
>>64641555
Because Australians.
>>64639734
jesus fucking chris
>britcups
>>64641553
was that the game where Torts tried to go into the other team's locker room?
>>64640012
>>64641582
>Americans in charge of understanding fucking ANYTHING
>>64641553
Are fights common in hockey?What even happened?Don't they get fined and suspended.I assume thats what happens in most sports.Disuades enough people.
>>64639734
You don't seem to understand the symbolism of this.
Smashing a teacup in England carries the equivilent message of burning the flag in America. This was a big deal.
>>64641674
>Are fights common in hockey
>>64641704
>Are fights common in hockey
>Don't they get fined and suspended.I assume thats what happens in most sports
you silly little cuck, you
>>64641723
Oh come on I get people rough each over up
>>64641739
Was it autism?
>>64641739
here men the play sports not faggots like in your cricket
they fought and went on with the game
>>64641704
Players only get fined if they lose a fight
>>64641766
Apparently commercials are a sport in america?I don't even like cricket Tbh.
>>64641766
Please watch our sport, Mr big strong American.
>>64641704
They happen. Most teams have 3-5 guys who are willing to fight.
On that video, the red team sent out a bunch of their players who fight to start the game. The blue coach adjusted so he could do the same.
There's a penalty for fighting. But if you just take one of those and the fight is 'clean' then their is no fine of suspension.
It's probably going away over the next 10 years.
20 years ago whole line brawls were common.
>>64641589
Yes. He tried to shove through the Flames roster to get to Hartley.
>>64638443
Rasheed.
>>64641803
The commercial are integral to the game. Must suck not having piss breaks and beer runs written into the laws of your sports.
>>64641824
shut up and use some damn toilet paper, Rajeed.
Oh wait you need a toilet first
>>64641848
Just curious but why?Obviously people can get into eachother and cause tension and shut.
>On that video, the red team sent out a bunch of their players who fight to start the game. The blue coach adjusted so he could do the same.
What was the first coach's goal?Did he want to sideline the better players?
Does this shit get annoying to people watching?
Sorry for playing 20 questions.
>>64641886
Senpai...
>cricket
>>64639863
And hockey and football.... 2 of the top contact team spent sports among with rugby in the world
>>64641891
>Does this shit get annoying to people watching?
No because we arent faggots
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fighting_in_ice_hockey
>>64641891
I don't mind explaining.
Why do they fight? It's complicated. Watch this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0waePHWjVGY
The players that injure people the most tend to be guys around 6 feet and 200 pounds who skate fast and hit people in bad ways. These players are a sub group of players called pests. Pests are supposed to go out and hit (but not injure) and talk a bunch of shit to throw the other team off their game and maybe even take a penalty.
Teams don't like this happening to them, so they get some big guys that they keep around. These guys are usually 6'2-6 and 220+. They can beat the shit out of pests if they get out of hand.
Getting beat in a fight is the least of most players worries. Getting a cheapshot from behind into the boards, or a shoulder to your head when you aren't looking is much more likely to end your season.
That video is more complicated. The two teams are rivals, and the coaches are both hotheads. The blue teams starters were known for being very talented, but not for playing physical. The red team tried to intimidate them, but then blue sent out their own guys to fight.
Fights only suck when you're team losses. They used to be more common. In the 70s a team won two consecutive championships by being really good at fighting. The league has really cracked down on it.
I really liked this fight, because the team I liked was btfo of the other one, and then to add injury to insult beat the shit out of them too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAQtabmrV7Q
People don't get how much of a punch comes from your legs, and when you're on skates, you're really just swinging without any force. That's why they can get away with fighting. People tell me the fights are the only highlights shown on foreign news, like in Europe and Australia.
>>64642003
interesting read.Thanks Senpai
>>64641906
So what's Switzerland's summer team sport if not Cricket then?
America watch a basic how-to cricket - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUXw3Em6fU
>>64642032
Thanks.I kinda get it now.Just never realized fighting was such a big part of hockey.
I haven't watched hockey so I can't say what replays are like.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oPLhskOH4o
Isn't this like the Ravens taking a safety in the owl three years ago?
I don't see a problem. Shitlords shouldn't have put themselves in this position.
>>64641766
I wish I could be a real man like Mr. big strong American
>>64642032
it annoys me that the crusty old suits in the boxes look so pissed while the fans and players love it.
I don't watch hockey often but the fights are awesome and make me respect the sport. The office farts should lighten up at that the crowd is going wild for this and more people will watch the sport because they hope for crazy shit like this.
>>64636855
It's comparable to the pitcher in baseball rolling it to the person batting (assuming that that's allowed), when the batting team would need a home run to win.
>>64639843
Im going to guess.
Tampa (blue) put all their players except 1 on defense? How is this frowned upon?
>implying this caused as much butt devastation as bodyline did
>unironically getting your government involved because you can't handle a little short pitched bowling
ayyy
>>64642295
One, that's not allowed.
And two, if it were nobody would care because the pitching team still has to make a play to end the game at some point
>>64642310
Shitty defensive hockey is lame.
>>64642310
because it's boring. We actually want our spectators to have fun watching our sports, baseball notwithstanding.
>>64642328
It's not really anything like that. This is something that is only allowed due to a technicality but literally NEVER EVER happens because sportsmanship is a key part of the game.
>>64642032
>big guys
>hotheads
Is this a banepost in disguise?
>>64642363
you guys just cant help but to shitpost, huh?
>>64642380
its in our jeans, just like your sister
>>64635944
Don't think this semen slurping sport is for anyone desu.
>> leaving loopholes in your sport because of "muh honor"
>> naming your national sport after an insect
The 3rd world landfill of Australia ladies and gentlemen
>>64641436
AMERICANS
>>64642363
Of course!
>>64642310
Not exactly. They had one defense way back, and then the other ones just clogging up the ice. If that forward would pursue the puck it would be ok. It's frowned upon because a team won 3 championships doing it, and a bunch of other copycats made regular season games unwatchable.
>>64642278
Brian Murray shows less emotion than Joe Buck. The guy is dying of cancer and he just carries on his business like normal.
>>64642416
>naming your sport after a part of the body that barely even touches the ball the entire match
>>64642051
cross country
>>64640648
the flying v would tear through that formation
>>64642432
DESIGNATED
>>64641704
one team started with their 4th line, which is all goons and defenders.
imagine if a rugby league team dropped their 9, 7, 6, and another back.
instead they started with all 4 bench players ( who happened to be forwards), and made it known they were going to roll your team.
>>64641766
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIB48HnEB2I
theres fights in league, union, and afl you dickhead.
>>64643077
you call those fights?
Most of those are one swing then a group hug. In ice hockey they at least have the excuse of being on skates, but in rugby there is no for a fight not to be a straight up slugout
>>64635944
>being so afraid that you can't bowl one ball that won't be hit for six
this is the most pathetic part of the whole saga
>>64643152
heres the good stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzhQHfJSvrc
theres weak fines and bans still in france for brawls.
>>64635944
West Germany x Austria in 1982 was worst
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gSie6sqFWg
>>64635944
>cricket
>sport
>>64642328
Nobody cares that it's not allowed in baseball, someone asked someone to explain it and that's the equivalent
>>64644106
except that it isnt the equivalent because it isnt allowed nor has it ever been.
unlike in your dumbass "sport"
>>64637242
>After the incident, the then Prime Minister of New Zealand, Robert Muldoon, described it as "the most disgusting incident I can recall in the history of cricket",[8] going on to say that "it was an act of true cowardice and I consider it appropriate that the Australian team were wearing yellow".[9] Even the Australian Prime Minister, Malcolm Fraser, called the act "contrary to the traditions of the game."[8]
yea they mad
>>64644133
It literally is equivalent except for the fact it was allowed. The poster simply asked for an explanation as to why the underarm bowl was significant in preventing them from scoring a 6. Whether it was allowed in baseball or not is irrelevant - they were only looking for an explanation.
>>64644251
Why are you still replying to a troll?
>>64635944
It's the greatest demonstration of bants in history.
>After the incident, the then Prime Minister of New Zealand, Robert Muldoon, described it as "the most disgusting incident I can recall in the history of cricket",[8] going on to say that "it was an act of true cowardice and I consider it appropriate that the Australian team were wearing yellow".[9] Even the Australian Prime Minister, Malcolm Fraser, called the act "contrary to the traditions of the game."[8]
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>>64639720
Kek, underrated post.
>>64644251
No, it's not equivalent because of the fact that it would be an illegal pitch, and no situation like this could ever happen in baseball because it would be called a fucking BALL in baseball and the pitcher would have to pitch it again instead of being an asshat.
If a pitcher kept that shit up instead pitching he give up free walks and eventually the batting team would advance to home plate on account of his fuckitude
You britcucks apparently didnt think of that when you made this stupid ass "sport"
>>64644382
learn to read you fucking mong
>>64644407
learn the rules of baseball and you'll see why that's a false equivalency.
Dickhead
>>64644448
I don't give a fuck about baseball but you should learn to read it's a good skill to know
>>64644251
>equivalent except for the fact that it was allowed
>i am going to pretend this isn't a huge fucking difference because i am a retard
Baseball and cricket have more in common than you think. Here's some cricket commentators watching a baseball game.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lKY5fmDGVLs
>muh gentlemans sport
Stop playing this shite.
>non American sports
the fact that something like this is even able to legally take place is all you need to know about how your guys's shit is set up
https://youtu.be/-7q_3wegb8g?list=PLN5vpg45yQhzn03g9Lsll6QSQXfYQy6vY
I feel like aussies would enjoy the sean avery rule.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ec_2oKWe2Gw
now thats a sticky wicket
So baseball players are better at cricket?
https://youtu.be/f481fxMyNbg
>cricket
thanks for the laugh
>>64644637
Don't all those concepts apply to baseball except the fact the pitcher doesn't need to move, the batsmen doesn't need anywhere near the amount of endurance and the out fielders don't need to cover as much space as cricket out-fielders?
>cricket
>a sport
And that's why we should nuke Straya.
>>64644696
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Travis_Birt
that guy is literally a cricket player, also
>domestic cricket
the skill gaps are huge, especially between bowlers, that bowler is super trash
>>64644490
You should learn how to use logic
>>64644708
Baseball is also slowly dying in the US.
One could say it's already dead and just doesn't realize it.
>>64641886
your that kekked you actually think the commercials are for your own good lmao
ps: PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG AMERICANS
>>64644989
>being mad that your most popular sports are 11 dudes jogging up and down a field for 90 minutes with no breaks for beer
and
>22 faggots rolling a ball to each other for 4 days
>>64637437
>we are understand
>all these mad americans seemingly angry at just the fact cricket exists
>>64645074
excuse me mr big strong, what do I have to do to make you watch our sport? How can I explain the sport to you in a long winded post?
>>64645108
it goes against their ideals of lots of stuff happening fast so I they don't get bored of it then having things to spend money on thrown down their throat
>>64644696
He never played baseball.
I think that video was titled ironically, because all of the shots he played were to full tosses, like in baseball, when in cricket the ball is supposed to bounce.
>>64637938
don't you guys realize how gay that is ? why do you keep repeating it like it is a positive ?
>>64644741
>that bowler is super trash
No need to lie to prove your point to the Big Strong Americans.
At the time that match was played, Clint McKay was unironically one of the top 5 ODI bowlers in world cricket. It was a shit period for bowlers, but still.
>>64645148
Have you seen American sports? Not much happens there either
>american football they play for like 20 seconds then stop everything and stand around pointlessly as everyone positions themself again
>baseball
>ice hockey they stop every 20 seconds to have a fight
>>64645155
Yes it was obviously titled because the cricket player was wildly swinging his bat like a baseball player, rather than the more technical strokes usually seen in cricket. It didn't mean he was literally a baseball player.
>>64645198
>>64645198
I didn't actually pay enough attention know who it was tbqh, I just saw he was throwing up 130kph full tosses/beamers and assumed he was some trash domestic bowler
>>64643316
>2:14
>Using an injured member of the opposing team on the ground as a ramp to knee another member
noice
>>64645406
...wait, y'all get a flag?
>>64645406
RARE
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>>64640084
>he just thought he would get a unnecessary roughness for it.
>1994
Nah man, they just got plain bamboozled
Who fucks more sheep the Welsh or New Zealanders?
>>64644696
I don't blame you for not understanding what this video was implying, because I didn't understand a single word the announcers said after that second swing
>>64642451
its because the ball is around one foot long, silly australaisian
>>64644251
>it literally is equivalent except that its completely different
>>64652123
Please be actually that stupid.
It's "football' in the same way that rugby and association (soccer) are football. They're different codes (different rulesets) in the family of football games of which there's a billion and one different flavors.
>>64652286
now that is a false equivalency
>>64636783
Literaly this
