>"When I think about the perfect passer, I think about Paul Scholes."
- Hristo Stoichkov
>"Paul Scholes is the bestest human bean alive."
- Pope Francis
>"I would have scored so much more with him"
-Ali Dia
>"Soccer is for beaners and faggots."
- God
>"Paul Scholes fucked my bitch."
-Lil B
>>64630554
>When asked who wasthe best player he'd ever played with, Ronaldo replied "Paul Scholes."[1]
>Paul Scholars taught me everything I know
>Lio Messi
>>64630683
Soccer is the most popular sport among all white people In the world
Handegg and apehoop are for niggers
Choose your side
>"A true ginger ninja."
- Emperor Hirohito on Paul Scholes
>"Paul Scholes' movement influenced me greatly."
Erwin Rommel
>"Slippery wet dog poop"
- Paul Scholes
>"Paul Scholes was a mistake, he is nothing but trash"
- Hayao Miyazaki
>"When I think about me mates mum, I think about Paul Scholes."
- Jamie Vardy 2010
>"One small pass for Scholes, one gigantic leap for human kind"
-That Armstrong guy
>"Paul Scholes could find a pass in an environment which looked unsuitable for sustaining human life."
-Ray Mears
>"Paul Scholes gave the best blow jobs of any Premier League midfielder"
-Freddie Mercury
"What's white and slides down a men's room wall? George Michael's latest release."
- Jamie Vardy
>"I remember watching Paul Scholes play on TV when I was growing up, he's the reason I got into football."
- Ferenc Puskas
>"Paul Scholes had the best ass in EPL"
- Pelé
>>64632222
Quads speak truth
>>64630911
MY SIDES
>>64632307
>>"Paul Scholes had the best ass in EPL"
>- Pelé
- Nigger
>"Paul Scholes' pocket play makes me hungry."
- The mod of /sp/