Will they ever recover?
Maybe once Ping, Singh, Al-Azizz and Gyapon bring some much needed athlete dna to a canadian girl near you
No
>only be relevant in one sport
>be shit at that as well
my sides
>>64620423
If Trudeau has his way they'll be smokin joints in between periods for motivation
>>64620535
jamal singh pls
we don't care about this semen slurping sport anyways
>>64620535
so like you guys and soccer basically?
>>64620535
>the island of darts
>>64620535
Nigga do you even curling?
>>64620423
From what?
>>64620658
>curling
>a sport
might as well introduce washing dishes to the olympics
HAHAHAHA CANKEKS BTFO
>>64620825
>thatsthejoke.jpg
It does have some qts though.
>>64620868
>birdfaced inbred
nah
>>64620992
>he doesn't want a birdfaced waifu
What's a matter with this guy, lads? Is he queer or something?
>implying we even care about a tournament for 17 year old amateur kids
>>64621473
>implying id dilute my offpsrings IQ by mating with an inbred cumskin
>>64621473
Not him but Homan is the much better curlfu
>>64620423
Who cares
>>64620825
Seriously though, how the fuck is this an olympic sport?
>>64620423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8
no
>>64621890
If you haven't noticed, most olympic sports are dumb
>Sandra Schmirler never got the chance to defend her Olympic gold and died of cancer at 36
you guys don't know what its like to lose a curling superstar
No.
Canada will contjnue to be BTFO in all sports until they are annexed by Russia/China/USA because nobody gives a fuck about us and we should probably just kill ourselves because DUDE WEED guy is gonna crash our economy with no survivors
Canada does not care about junior hockey, mates.
Prove ne wrong
>>64627346
if you were to list countries based on their interest in >teenage hockey canada would be #1 tbqh family
>>64621563
I don't think you'll have to worry.
>>64620615
at least we got gold the last two olympics.. england hasnt won the world cup since forever
>>64621777
She is why I watch curling
>U20
>Relevant
Pick one.
>>64632726
>Especially considering the best U20 Canadians weren't even on the roster.
desu senpai who gives a shit about some half-baked yurokek tourney in the middle of the fucking regular season?
all I want is a canadan wife
do I have to learn emojis?
>they
wew
>>64632781
is that what the chinese call their alphabet?
>>64632855
no it's the elaborate smilie faces I don't have because I lack an iPhone
>>64632781
Get a Nexus, you get all the cool emojis so you can ask a girl if she wants to go for (taco)s (emoji is filtered on 4chan.) Plus you don't have to be an Apple cuck.
>>64620423
No, we will never recover. We are too butt-devastated. Our only hope is if Trump annexes us.
>>64632781
>wanting a Canadian woman
For what purpose?
>>64624516
The economy was already crashing, this just speeds up the process
>>64620423
No. It's all downhill from here. Now we have no goaltending, no discipline, no coaches... All we can hope for is that Europe keeps splitting into ever-smaller nations. (Independent Lappland when?)
>>64620615
football, rugby, cricket, F1, boxing, darts, olympics (the real one), cheese rolling, shitposting...
>>64621473
He's definitely queer. Eve is best waifu with her mild autism and qt mannerisms.
>>64622687
>died at 36
She looks at least 50 in that photo m8
>>64641433
>Darts
lmao our best players were in the NHL
in fact that wasn't even the b-team
lmao
LMAO
also
>u20s
>mattering
lmao see us in the big boy tournys ;)
>best Canadian player is basically a Russian
At least we've got boxing and rowing or canoeing or what you call that
>>64641556
don't forget playing the saxophone
>>64641550
>this much damage control
I haven't seen Canadians this flustered since the Lesotho attacks
lol
>hockey
>relevant