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Losing roll on domestic basketball edition
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>>64610004
2nd for gookhop
>>64610004
Explain the image
>>64610004
jesus, what is op's image.
>>64610038
>>64610045
I forgot, got it from PGA a while ago.
Just a bunch of traders pricing up u16 girls gymnastics. :^)
tel aviv A I R
trust jewish rball sub-edition
is it true if you don't have a minimum of 3 monitors you are not shrewd?
11111111111111 hup
Blink and the value in the Sao Paolo youth cup is gone sub-sub edition tbqh.
>>64610108
did ferrovaria odds drift? rball looked interesting, is this some 3rd place play-offs btw? knock-out stages?
>>64610108
Waiting for you in sweden bro it's getting colder here by the way you might see some real nordic winter, i'll await you in Hässleholm.
>>64610125
Group stages tourney started today. Did not catch Ferrovaria odds.
>>64610127
I'll be sure to bring my yellow sweater. ;)
2 days in. How is your 2016? I'm literally on slave wages here.
I've been told that Asteras Tripolis will lose to Panthrakikos......
>>64610127
Sweden pls it's time to stop inviting shitskins into scandi why will u never learn
>>64610192
>$7.50
>>64610196
Denmark please. Your girls would be lonely without us. ;)
anyone on the HK slags? + looks good from rball though haven't done much research
>quit smoking cigarettes 3 months ago
>cravings are back tonight for the first time in weeks
SEND HELP
>>64610326
bet it away ;^)
>>64610312
steering well clear
>>64610326
start rolling your own to maintain a relatively +ev addiction ya big dummy
>>64610326
You to relapse @ 1.20
You to hold strong @ 2.80
>>64610347
my entire roll on relapse.
>free money
>>64610347
>>64610356
fucking doubters.
nearest 7/11 is too long to walk and I'm in no state to drive.
holding here.
f you read too much into a team's home & away form, all you're doing is taking an already less than ideal sample size of data & halving it.
>>64610347
>no value in mainstream
>>64610374
well he/you got addicted in the first place, so you are clearly weak.
>>64610376
this tbqh
litterally dying for chinese food no places open kill me rn
>>64610376
Do you fancy goff or something? Fucking prat piss off
Wtb? Addict in need of throwing my money away
>>64610480
>prat
need spoonfed bets like air lads
can't stop topping up ajaccio handis
Boom
America PE+ hup. Love this tournament
So much lotto shite
Trading tip - Theme for today so far is for lots of late backing on the favourite.
>>64610689
is this your new gimmick angry britanon?
>>64610708
zzzzzzz
>>64610650
How strong is ajaccio's team?
Denmark +2.5 in the U20 hockey Russia's heads aren't in it.
>>64611021
Loving Every Laugh
E
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>>64611021
nice bet sweden
Everyone tweeting pictures of Newlands today reminds me of the time I got arrested there at England v Pakistan, 2003 World Cup. Great, that.
>no value in mainstream they said
>west ham were 4.00
>>64611335
>thinking west ham will win
>>64611335
>it looks like it may win therefore it was value
zzzzz
>>64611335
Still a 2nd half to play m8 :^)
poor student built roll on 365 from 100 aud to 450, wat do
>>64611485
i don't understand the question
>>64611485
I built roll from 100 to 19
help
>>64611485
put it on the Draw in Everton vs Tottenham
>>64611485
get coke for 350 aud, rebuild
>>64611569
>coke for 350
get some speed instead and use the rest on a prostitute
>Aussies
>>64611569
could easy get ounce with 350 profit or invest it
Anyone have that Ace of Spades PGA version that some anon did a while ago?
Friendly reminder that Stoke 0.0 is EVENS
>>64611853
>betting on correctly priced sports
imagine
Friendly reminder that there is some decent bets for tonights UFC. Tips soon™.
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Large staking St Marienne +0.75 from 0-1 down
>>64611981
>implying evens is the correct price
>>64612082
>he thinks he knows more than bookmakers
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64612096
>he doesn't have a model with a 7% ROI in Asia which is showing Stoke should be on a -0.25 @ 1.824.
Tears mate
>>64612133
>muh models
absolute banter mate.
>>64612060
Topping up
Need Liverpool to score desu
>>64612060
>>64612231
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>64611417
Nothing new to me.
>>64612133
how do i pay for this to be spoonfed to me
>>64612368
Rebacking +0.5 @ 1.55, goal was a joke
So what's the trick on the Leicester game?
Leicester is better based on MUH SOCCERWAY than a bottom tier team but that's what the bookies expect.
Can't quite believe what I'm seeing with this Carmarthen price. Time to feast.
Forgot to bet on the Aussie slags
FUCK.
also
>Not backing a sunderland win
with Ayew not playing, villa have no goalscorers
>>64612948
forgot pic
>>64612948
>>64612974
Can't wait for Christmas holidays to end
> lye chester city 12/1 to win premier logue
> 12/1
no cups, no yurups, is this value or is this value
>>64612908
speechless tbqh
>>64612948
Aside from the other Villa players who have scored goals this season, right? Please have sex.
>>64612998
pls no bully
Carmarthen +0.25 now a large, they were value at SW but mongy rballers have pushed them way too far pmsl
handi's on nantes?
Newcastle +2/2.25 is a mainstream special
Muppets christmas carol starting on film4. Surreal.
Disgusting amounts on Carmarthen
>>64613222
Such a gift
Vardy @2.5 to score
P M S L
>>64613147
Is this a meme?
>>64613295
He's coming off a cold lad. The memes over
>>64613154
i'm on +1.75 actually, nantes resting some regulars up front and not really scoring much in the league either
>>64613312
No, Port Talbot with 3 regulars out due to injury and lost 3-0 at home to Carmarthen a few days ago. Clueless part time punters have pushed Carmarthen from a SW to +0.25 purely because of 10 minutes of rball, as if it warrants such a huge price shift.
>>64613312
Is winning obscene amounts of money a meme?
>>64613312
Honestly can't tell, seems like a muh soccerway tip
3pm ko bets? who's on
>>64613454
Arsenal -2 and -3 corner handicaps on victor
IM FOREVER BLOWING BUBBLES, PRETTY BUBLES IN THE AIR , THEY FLY SO HIGH, THEY REACH THE SKY , AND AS MY PROFITS THEY FADE AND DIE
Good Morning lads
Let's go lads.
Time to turn these 300 into 1200.
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Played the yearly round of Risk 2 with some friends last night. Ended up losing because one lad misplayed and let another win really easily, but it was fun anyways.
Just had a small birthday-celebration with some family as my brothers turn 13 today, and it's my bday in 5 days. Missed out on the free money in the hammers-game, but whatever. Currenly comfy in bed ready for a couple hours of PL. Gonna order some pizza later and increase the comf.
Who else /comfy/ right now?
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>>64613488
Even more of a pointless trip than Gooz.
>>64613488
>>64613472
nicee
>>64613488
Post pic of brothers' feets
>leicester getting dominated
pmsl
>>64613602
I was also going to bet for andy carrol to score anytime, but I regret on the last moment
FUCK
>>64613472
You seem to b pretty good at these cs lid. Where r the tips.
>>64613640
>le rball babby
liverpool dominated west am too
>0 goals in 20 minutes of 16 games
zzzzzzzzzz
>>64613792
>liverpool dominated west ham but lost this means leicester WILL beat bournemouth
>>64613786
I dont know bro, I havent gave tips because I didnt start betting like that until last saturday
If I didnt bet on NBA I would have such a bigger bankroll
Tears at these mainstream mongs arguing about their -ev bets with absolutely no idea about the large stake later on
overs backers on suicide watch
>>64613525
Post tips
tfw """Jamboree""" tips winning 14/1 and 12/1 horses in the same day
>>64614174
Mind sharing the link? Forgot to save it.
Friendly reminder that Walsall v Rochdale is HT/FT 2-1 fix.
>>64614200
simonstips.com is the guy he stole his tips from
you really didn't miss much, DAC December was by far his worst month all year according to the archive but I kept following him anyway
>>64614402
>-50 units last month
if Jamboree was still posting them without getting caught he'd probably be one of the most hated trips on here desu
holy shit is there a website that offers in-play as remotely as good as jew365's? i timed out from there and i want to play.
everyone else has limits.
forget about pinnacle, they don't offer half the shit 365 does.
>>64614490
>is there a website that offers in-play as remotely as good as jew365's?
No. Most sites have their pros and cons but 365 truly is the best of the bunch. Just sign up to all of them and play around and see which handful suits you best.
>>64614554
i just did that with betson bc i liked the UI, and i couldn't get a bet over 10 yuros. i went on chat and the guy said ''sorry but some events and countries are limited''
like what the fuck CHARLES
I do hate Goffy posting but his summary of the BDO darts cycle is pretty funny and probably accurate
Gonna be making some In-Play's, for now - here ya go.
Going for a nap so will respond to any queries later.
Good luck with your Footie accas though lads ;^)
Forgot my trip.
I was trying to put 500 yuros on raonic to win the first set.
i'm not even watching it, but the numbers don't lie. nadals second serve is abysmal.
>>64614592
Yep. Half the ones that cover a bunch of markets and games will have tiny limits and the ones with bigger limits will offer considerably fewer markets and games. Prime reason why 365 is best as they have lots of markets, the majority of inplay games available anywhere (but definitely not all before somebody gets autistic) and relatively high limits
>>64614648
>stake
what is this?
0.5 what?
>>64614708
when i was winning (ahh..) on 365 i was limited pretty bad, but they aprooved it anyway after an agent reviewed it.
>>64614734
tears
>>64614734
Hello Reddit!
>>64614747
>Replying to obvious (You) hunting
>>64614744
isn't 365 banned in netherlands?
>>64614665
Its happening, hurrry up lads.
>>64614778
I don't know, i'm not dutch. I also made successful bets from a dunkin donuts in the US on 365.
>>64614734
Knowing Gooz it's 50p, he was outed as a literal fiver flutterer ages ago
>>64614845
Woah easy, not made of gold you know :^)
And if i got a fiver to flutter; i'll flutter a fiver ;^)
>>64614845
i heard he's a tenner rammer nowadays
also need a blanc mesnil goal like A I R, those lads deserve it
TEARS if you wern't on the West Ham + Sunderland + Draw every other match fix
>>64614960
Tears
>>64615122
Yup. I hate tie breakers. Good thing no one followed.
>>64615215
>implying I'm not down a measly tenner
If I was Gooz I'd be mad as fuck right now
>want to smack zalla sw@ 2.10 really hard
>waiting for a match to finish as my shekels are in play, contemplate cashing out for a 50 cent loss, decide not to
>drops to 1.66 in about 3 seconds
s m h, that one time when a cash-out would have been +ev
LEICESTER UAC
>Missed Penalty
>The half-time scores in MUFC's last 9 home games: 0-0, 0-0, 0-0, 0-0, 0-0, 0-0, 0-1, 0-0, 0-0. Louis van Dull
is too late to start betting on 0-0 at half time in united games?
would be around ~3.00 right?
>stoke
when you need a leicester goal like AIR and they miss a fucking penalty, then stoke concede kill me now
>>64615413
Saved by based boruc not missed
>>64615489
so he missed the goal missed
on my niece for a stoke comeback
Carmarthen +0.25 UACCCCC
>>64615599
wooo a half win on a small stake big boy xD
>Bunderland
>didn't get on an under 2.5 accy on all epl games
Tears
>>64615835
>Include Championship games and be up more cunts than imaginable
>>64615233
Get in my guard, bro
>>64615982
Leicester will never score:(
Fuckin Barcelona
>>64616293
there was actually a ghost penalty a minute ago, rball guy got greasy fingers probably
as if i didnt hate west brom enough already, they score a late goal to ruin my bet
what an absolutely cancerous team, pulis should be embarrassed
>>64616703
fucking west brom, cunts
Sam unreal. Up brains.
>>64616703
i feel you bruh, time to retreat into the comfiness of the brazil u20 cup
EPL:
West Brom 0-0 Stoke
Leicester 0-0 Bournemouth
Man Utd 0-0 Swansea
Norwich 0-0 Southampton
Sunderand 1-0 A.Villa
Arsenal 0-0 Newcastle
>>64617181
>The time delayed state of the land of the free
>>64617181
brilliant EPL defence ofcourse
primavera u20 @1.78 2bh lads, will probably get one before HT
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>>64617429
>1.17
>He's placed a bet in 2016
>>64617469
well throw a million down you get a nice chunk of change
>>64617429
>Struggled to beat 19th placed Vallecano last game
>1.18
No thank you
>>64617527
Post slip
>>64617225
tears ya mong
Is there a catch with Houston Cougars @ 2.20?
11-2 side vs 6-5 side
>>64617661
>tears at me because you were quoting hour old scores
wut
georgia/penn?
Man City v Watford?
>>64617715
tiers
>>64617720
Unders tiny.
>>64617782
cheeky bit on watford
>>64617782
Man City. They need to win to keep close to Arsenal and they are the better team
>>64617782
I got 1-0 on manchester city
>>64617859
I heard they are doing it for Yaya too
https://www.reddit.com/r/SoccerBetting/comments/3z281p/pick_of_the_weekendweek_1/
A
L
L
bets lost with the exception of Celta Vigo which has yet to be played, so you know what to do.
>>64617954
lay lay lay
Come on citeh
H O U S T O N
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Not sure if anyone got on the hockey but some of the bets look promising so far
on a city falkirk double
>>64618180
spoonfeed me canadabro
Only averaging £170 a day this year zzzzzzzzzzz
>>64618223
USA -1.5 and game total over 5.5 or 6.5.
U20 ice hockey
>>64617720
Now is when you SMASH overs GOGOGOGOGOGGO
>tfw noone got on my bet because angry brit anon keeps posting my twitter pic
Who should I take lads?
will primavera ever score?
>>64618379
how confident are you canadabro?
>not made a bet all year
SHAKING
>>64619073
>tfw haven't fapped all year
>>64601468
>>64601468
surreal
need a primavera corner like precious A I R
>>64619022
Mildly confident. Was more confident in other games today desu.
Anyone got any decent bets for the Sao Paulo youth cup or we just rball slaving it?
Reminder that you can still get on Seahawks +7.
Also still got on o75 in the Oregon game. For back up QBs TCU have a redshirt freshman who flashed some potential before struggling in his only game time and a senior who played well in relief (2 TD 0 picks). 5th ranked offense for oregon, 3rd for TCU. Both defenses gave up a out 400 yards a game.
>>64619347
I have one that I'm keeping to myself because I'm not going to give away edge on the first game to a bunch of penny punting slugs, the line is out by 2/3 goals pmsl.
>>64619530
>lying on a Bhutanese altitude measuring website
sure you do pal ;)
>>64619590
Pmsl shouldn't you be losing your apprenticeship wages on the man city match instead of begging to be spoonfed by the big boys? Pathetic.
>>64619679
>the big boys
Spunking your student roll on a brazil u20 rball bet doesn't make you a 'big boy' pmsl laughing
>>64619590
>Bhutanese altitude measuring website
kek, almost made me wake up my wife's kids
>>64619347
Botafogo SP u20 DnB is THE bet later
georgia vs pedo state game looking real comfy right now after qb is going to locker room
>>64619453
>not fully believing and going on seahawks ML
>>64619530
>>64619679
>acting like a tough guy on a Indonesian finger puppet theatre image board
you must be a joy in real life
>>64619725
>rball
Pmsl imagine being this bitter, the match hasn't even started lmao. Don't worry kiddo, I'll be thinking of you while I'm counting my sums on Monday and you're asking Deano how much milk he likes in his tea haha.
1-0 USA
>>64619738
I dont know shit about NFL, but arizona seems to be pretty solid
>>64619732
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
>>64619753
Please have sex.
>>64619805
sure you will ;)
>>64619732
>slurp slurp Brasil
How did following him work out on the last match? Pmsl.
>>64619896
>
>you shouldnt follow a profitable tipster because they sometimes lose a bet
wow
>>64619738
>georgia vs pedo state game looking real comfy right now after qb is going to locker room
got on -4.5 right before Georgia 5ook control
>>64619967
Didn't say that you clueless dullard. I'm just saying it isn't THE bet.
>>64620009
you implied it was a bad idea to follow him because his last bet lost
>>64619859
>>64619896
?
He tipped Desportiva Ferroviaria +2.25 and they're winning 2-1. He CLEARLY knows more about this tournament than either of you 2 but by all means if you could actually tip something rather than shitpost and aftertime than be my guest
>>64619991
qb is most likely out from shoulder injury without return
got on georgia ML at -280 while the score was 3-0
should've waited a bit since it dropped to -140 at one point when penn state made it into the red zone
>le 6% roi lotto man
>>64620062
I'm on about the Guaratingueta match which was tipped at a higher stake and lost, you leeching little freak.
Shaking for the darts tbqh
>>64620062
How about next time you list the info/use a trip/or copy the source, instead of blindly saying something is THE bet you blogabet baby. ;)
Brasil is a penny punting slug who is only able to profit by getting tenners on weak opening lines, he has a shocking losing record for live betting and can't hang with true big boys like myself.
>that guy who backed manchester city
>American darts players
>>64620189
That wasn't his last tip but whatever. But if following people who know more than me on certain tournaments makes me a leech then I'm a leech. Fucking bite me.
>>64620283
>Copa São Paulo. Internacional w/o star Gustavo Ferrareis, just promoted to main team. Andrigo and Baio completed 20 years and joined main team as well. Defender Eduardo was called up to main teamonly for the Florida Cup(to be played this month) and left back Rogerinho to regional Copa Santiago. However, one of the best hopes of Inter is coming back after long injury: Yan Petter. Not yet in shape, though. This is not the ideal Internacional. Well, and Botafgo-SP? They are "only" the current runners-up and they played 7 friendlies matches to this tournament(6-1-0), included 2 victories against Ituano, the team i'm backing to storm Santos-AP on the next hours. A draw sound good as well but i prefer Botafogo-SP ever respecting the tradition of Internacional u19, already 4 times champion of Copa São Paulo.
Bit hypocritical of you there don't you think?
>not being on the red imps train
top yourself
>yfw the London Arsenals win the Barclaycard
Fuck soccer
I swear to GOD
Citeh ffs
>>64620555
Not really. Always listed the info when tipping something that's been tipped. Plus I haven't tipped something that wasn't mine in like 5 months you dullard.
USA 3-0
>>64620906
>if i bet on the best teams ill surely never lose!
Watford was value @4 knowing >citeh away
>Not betting unders in matches being played a day after New Year's cause players will be hangover and not up for it
Remember this next year fellas :-D
CITIEEEE
>>64621053
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Elon -5.5
twitched on Sao Carlos U20
inb4 tears
>>64621105
just like last year
I GOT CITY @4 BITCHES
>>64621026
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>>64621139
on o1 FH goals
>>64621139
If Serrano win...are you gonna go ham?
>>64617859
Such an obvious fix. Hup x
>>64620425
What about him? :^)
>he didn't reback Man Shitty
>>64621248
why are you awwwwing me i didnt bet on the game and if you did you are a long term loser
