Ben Simmons Tankbowl 2: Electric Boogaloo
LETS GO LELKERS
WHY AM I WATCHING THIS SHIT KOBE NOT EVEN PLAYING
L/a/kers
need a stream
>Kobe Bryant (shoulder) will not play against the 76ers on Friday night.
Oh shit the Sixers are winning 2 games in a row
are these teams in the EPL?
>>64605412
http://www.nbastream.net/philadelphia-76ers-at-los-angeles-lakers-live-stream.html
>>64605290
Phil/a/delphia reporting in!
what are the odds of ish smith and nerlens noel saving me in fantasy tonight
TANKBOOOOOOOOOWL
laaaayyyyykeks
>>64605447
nigga i need Ish, nerlens and grant saving me
>>64605455
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Who /Lakers/ here?
Hinkie pays refs to fuck with the Sixers tbqh
why does every team feel the need to have a black alternate jersey
the lakers have a classic look wheter its the home yellow or sunday whites, why ruin a good thing
holy shit, this tshirt garbage is making the league look so amateurish
i cant wait till nike takes over the nba contract
Cheeky score desu
CANT BERRY THE LARRY
CANT BANTZ THE NANCE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT BOTH TEAMS ARE INCOMPETENT
>mfw the lelkers draw fourth in the NBA Draft
THIS GAME JUST GAVE ME CANCER
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>>64605502
right here bro
>>64605511
black and yellow is a nice combination. there has also been fake black Lakers jerseys around. I just wish they were not sleeved.
Every time Kobe's not playing, the announcers should constantly say "WHERE'S KOBE?"
Are the 76ers a future dynasty?
i am a better basketball player than stauskas
>>64605680
if they go with black they should go with black and purple
thats a way better color combo imo
>>64605700
#TrustTheProcess
>tfw you imagine the pregame speech each coach gave
>Alright boys, this one is important to lose. I want you to take it easy out there, don't do anything crazy.
do these two teams combine for more than 12 wins this season?
>>64605700
Yes, very soon
>>64605290
Simmons is low-key homosexual senpai
I sucked his cock at the AIS one time
>>64605726
Yes. The Sixers aren't as awful now they have a PG that looks like he belongs be in the NBA.
Clarkson should be taking 30 shots a game tbqh
Trade Okafor
>>64605778
They literally will. Fuck knows what the deal will be, though.
>>64605738
>Getting your cock sucked
>Gray
'Straya,pls
>>64605732
>PG: Simmons
>SG: Saric
>SF: Embiid
>PF: Noel
>C: Okafor
Do you think Hinkie would do it, the absolute madman? I would love to see this in action.
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>>64605710
You mean something like this? Black and Yellow just works well. The Gold stripes might pop too much but I think its a problem with the Lakers jersey design. The Stripe on the side is just too thick. I think they will make changes this off season to mark the post Kobe era.
All white basketball fans are cuckold freaks.
>>64605823
Yes, but he lost power to Colangelo
The dream is over, meme small ball won
imagine drafting a point guard with no midrange game or ability to get to the FT line or drive past defenders
>>64605830
I honestly like this much better than what they're wearing now
black and yellow can be good if done right like the steelers but i'm not a fan of that thick stripe down the side
still dont think every team has to have a black alternate
Anyone want to give someone who hasn't payed attention to basketball since '02 a quick catch up on the Sixers?
I caught a little here and there and it seems Noel and Okafor should be fun to watch from a casual perspective.
Both teams r shit
>>64605897
Sixers traded Iguodala and got Bynum from the Lakers
Bynum exploded his knees and never played a single game for the Sixer, the GM who made this shit trade got fired and Hinkie was hired along Brett Brown
Hinkie traded the few good players left and start tanking, he still haven't managed to get his dreamed franchise player
>>64605830
>own this jersey
>with a 0 and Young on the back
>>64605897
the sixers are a nba franchise who have been mediocre for 12 years and since the only way to become good in the NBA is through the draft and getting a superstar, decided to trade everything to become awful and try to get a good pick.
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>>64605895
>still dont think every team has to have a black alternate
I agree, but I like the Lakers one. Black, Purple and Gold just make a great combination.
Lakers should get rid of the thick stripes on the side and go with something simpler like their 80s kits. Notice how the best "timeless" jerseys have no stripes on the side. Jerseys of the Celtics and Bulls.
>>64605897
dont think for a second hinkie wouldnt flip either of them for a top 3 pick
>>64605970
Hinkie has lost the power to do that.
>>64605944
no, yes, no, YES, yes, absolutely not
>>64605970
No one will give a top 3 pick for Okafor
>>64605951
oh those are so nice
but yeah like even teams like the bulls have a black alternate which makes me sad
>>64605993
He should flip Embiid now before people find out that he's a bust too, unless his meme knees and feet have already ruined that chance too.
>>64606017
Embiid has no value until he actually plays in the NBA
>>64606017
Embiid is the next Horward if that fucker can get off a wheelchair
>7'2 and bulke af
>>64606017
emiid needs to have some game film before hes flippable though
>>64606045
he's a big guy
>>64605970
Wow, that desperate for a superstar? Interesting.
>>64605950
That was the general gist I was aware of, but thanks for laying it out.
>>64605935
Thanks a ton, I've heard some of this here and there but had no real idea what actually had been going on besides the tank.
I don't anticipate becoming a big basketball fan, but I'd rather not be completely ignorant of the team anymore either.
Thanks again, all.
>>64605993
The trade will be like some guard
+ a 1st round pick
>>64606058
Just hope he doesn't have a heart attack after all the roids
>>64606077
It's probably not roids desu
He's gotta do something with his time
>>64605993
hes a 20ppg big man and has a future at PF, plenty of teams would give up a top pick for a talented big man.
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>>64606122
Will he sign with the Spurs first chance he gets to free agency?
>>64605796
>gray
ayy lmao
>>64605732
>>64605823
its crazy that the Sixers could realistically run this lineup starting next season and every single starter would be under 22 yrs old, on a minimum contract, drafted in the top 10. Nik Stauskas also fits that theme and he would be a good 6th man with Ish Smith running the bench unit. please hinkie
Thanks Lakers for drafting this bitch ass nigga D'angelo
Who wins this? I can cash out $53 right now but if risk the game and the Lakers win, I win $99, or lose it all if 76ers win.
I know both teams are shite but surely the Lakers won't lose right?
>>64606258
game theory says go for it all aussiebro
>>64606264
Last time I bet against the 76ers, they won and the last time I bet on the Lakers, they got raped in the 2nd half.
>>64606258
cash out right now lad. 76ers could very well win this game, and its better to play it safe when the prize margin is only 53 vs 99
>>64606281
Lakers are at home and it's a close game so far.
I think Lakers will pull through if Lou Will goes into godmode
>>64606195
>>64605823
>>64605732
That line up wont last long. Too prone to ankle injuries.
How do the Lakers literally have double the wins of the 76s right now
the Lakers are trash
>>64606317
By some miracle Kobe started playing good again.
>13 min
>0 points
>starting lineup
Anthony brown fucken sucks (srs) this nigga hasnt done absolutely shitbeven with the limited playing time
>>64606297
>>64606304
I think I'm going to cash out once the Lakers can get a decent 5+ lead.
I've lost too many times where I don't cash out because I get comfy because of said lead then the team spills their spaghetti in the 4th quarter and lose..
>>64606356
Then again the Lakers might never take the lead at all. Lakers fucking shits
>>64606355
do you actually think either of these teams have set plays or any semblance of strategy? Its basic screens and iso ball
>>64606452
Nigga fuck you
>>64606475
>im wrong thats why neither team has 50 points a quarter of the way through the 3rd and every shot is a contested iso
This Sampson fella looks decent for an undrafted player
Noel is a monster
>>64605680
Post more breh
>That Noel bucket
That was comedy
based Nance's hustle
Nance seems the type that had yes men all around him his whole life.
Toyota need to put Jan behind her desk like asap
>>64606580
Why?
She has qt man jaw
so given that randle is an obvious bust what are the lakers plans for the 4 spot?
>>64606580
The Australian Toyota commercialfu is much qter desu
>>64606597
Westbrook
Clarkson
Simmons
Love
Whiteside
>>64606597
>averaging 10 rebounds a game without playing 30 mins
>bust
>>64606603
The American Toyota girl is insufferably annoying.
>>64606617
love this post senpai
WE'RE ONLY UP BY 6!
>Stauskas
this dude needs to do something. cus i saw what the kings saw in him. i know whats retarded cus kings are retarded. but he looked boss.
Do I cash out now at $73 lads or are the Lakers going in for the kill?
So do you guys think Brandon Ingram would be great for the Sixers?
Besides Ben Simmons being the obvious choice for the 76ers who are they looking at besides him in the 1st round?
>>64606676
My neighbour's 11yr old son Brandon Chen would be great for the Sixers at this point.
>>64606668
>relying on Lakers competence
>>64606690
Sounds like a nice basketball name. Very International. He could be a 2nd round pick gem.
>>64606687
the tallest guy at Kentucky.
>>64606697
Exactly my thoughts. I don't want to feel that gut-wrench again if the Lakers choke in the 4th.
>>64606708
Skal haha I doubt it with colangelo.
>>64606668
if you are up right now, get out. lakers are that bad
>>64606687
nobody, this years draft class is fucking dire, everyone but simmons is at least 2 or 3 years away from being starter quality contributers
thats why hinkie was literally trying to get the team to win less than 10 games this season, if they dont get the first pick they are fucked
WHAT THE FUCK IS ISH SMITH DOING
WHY DID I START THIS NIGGER OVER CLARKSON
lol what the fuck was that sequence?
>>64606737
dude...sixers kept getting blocks
thats what that was. no fouls.
>nbatv canada
awkward...
Cashed out at $64.
Lakers are a fucking disgrace.
>hurr we have a 6 point lead, we got this
>lets make terrible shots without losing at least 3 feet from the defender
>got the offensive rebound? how about we don't use the clock and shoot another brick
>see that lead over there? you can lose it
Albeit, most of it was due to literal rookie mistakes.
I'm out lads, see you cunts tomorrow.
RANDLE SHOWTIME
76ers so good at tanking, how do they do it?
>>64606784
>cashing out
>ever
THERE
IS
YOUR
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
daily reminder simmons already said he wants to be a laker next year
>>64606724
Brandom Ingram is better than Simmons though...
>>64606809
And no-one wants to be a Sixer.
>>64606784
u did good lad
russels ceiling is literally a worse ricky rubio
>>64606863
kek
>>64606839
>Mfw a Brits a sixer.
SAUCE
CASTILLO
SWAGGY P!!!
W
A
G
G
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P
>>64606784
this guy is on suicide watch right now lmao
>SIXERS
>>64606784
they fucked you over again mate, so sorry
Jah complaining again, stop it you fat fuck
I see the Lakers finally decided to turn up and make the Sixers look like the Sixers
Why do the Sixers never play Stickman Noel and Okafor at the same time and just slow down the game if they suck at transition so much?
BOOMIN' OUT IN SOUTH GWINNETT LIKE LOUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Tanking just isn't the same without Kobe. They wont let him rest after this.
>>64606921
>implying trusting the Lakers was ever a good idea
>implying Dollerydoos are worth jack shit
>>64606946
Cause there's literally no spacing when they're on tgt
I thought Lou Williams was on the 6ers
people watching the lakers feed; are you hearing a random beeping noise sometimes?
FREE NASTY ASS JACK IN THE BOX VICTORY TACOS FOR EVERYONE!
WHY ANYONE IN THE LOWER BOWL WOULD CAR IS BEYOND ME,
>>64607020
thos refball beeps yeah
>>64607020
thats the party van coming for you tbhfam
>Lakers announcers complaining about the team burning the clock
Yeah, they didn't get a decent shot off, but they had basically the right idea. Why are most NBA commentators garbage?
>>64607020
Yes,been like that the whole game.
>>64606989
I thought Okafor had an outside shot and could stretch the D
>>64607022
I had 4 on Wednesday and I'm still shitting them out
I'm literally shitting liquid, its fucking horrible
>Suns are next
Shit Lakers can win 3 in a row.
>>64607047
his max range is like a 10 foot jumper just outside the paint
if the lakers find a way to still lose i swear to god
>>64607071
Kobe has to come back like Willis Reed to save the tank
UNDEFEATED IN 2016
Feels pretty good tonight.
>>64607071
>>64607125
>>64607140
You retards just lost your shot at simmons, enjoy 15 years of being irrelevant
>>64607155
ingram is better
>>64607155
>25% is 100%
at this point I have wet dreams about the 76ers drafting 1st and 4th overall but then I realize its just a day dream
>>64607309
I want that lakers pick next year. I'm holding out hope miami falls to 10, their pick would be unprotected in 17. This year's draft is doo doo compared to the year after. With Embiid and Saric hopefully joining up in the summer, our own pick and the Thunder's pick are all I want
>>64607350
Even if we don't land simmons I would be happy with any of those top prospects the way they are playing and as you said the addition of saric and embiid next season will surely be interesting to say the least
>>64607155
I'm weary of Simmons. He is 6'11" and not a skinny boy like Durant. He will end up playing PF and that is Randle's position. I'd rather take Ingram or LaBissiere and have Randle in the starting 5.
>>64606630
She's a gazillion times beter than Milana.
