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2 BBL games today: Stars vs Renegades
and Scorchers vs Sixers
New Zealand 42/1 (4/24 ov)
vs Sri Lanka
WBBL is on TV right now
South Africa vs England 2nd test starts soon
Right on the fucking foot ouch
First for RC
Never fucking reply to me again unless you're contributing to the thread.
>>64604826
2nd for kanjiklub
getting a bit sick of Holly OP's desu
mix it up, threadcounter
Why is cucktill still on the team lads
>>64604846
>All our best memesloggers are injuring themselves just as the T20s are around the corner
Wake me up
Got a decent NZ v SL stream anyone?
Have they said how many overs they're likely to have?
>>64604853
ok iv'e been trying
>>64604853
Tell that to kanjiklub
Katie Mack a cute! CUTE!
>>64604866
Because he is king of the homebabbies.
>>64604871
24 per side.
>>64604901
Nice repost bro
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3z36b5/saturday_sledge_thread/
Don't forget to submit your funney sledges for this week team!!!!!!
>>64604901
upvoted :^)
WBBL Drinking Game
>have a drink for every full toss
enjoy
images you dont get to post often enough
>>64604915
>Check my Reddit account for first time since I migrated here
>Still got 3097 karma
Read it and weep lads
>>64604853
Think the Minge should be the new spammed OP desu lads what you reckon?
>>64604887
>that filename
Good god why
>>64604887
Why are the poopeelias such enormous waifu cunts in /cric/
Should fuck off back to /a/ 2bh
>>64604947
>Ustream audio like 3 seconds delay
>Firstrow laggy as fuck
decent stream where?
>>64604949
link or comment karma lad?
>Bane
i like this redhead asian looking girl
>>64604947
>>64604947
>>64604943
I think I'm the one having the full toss m8
>krazycuck deleted his account
kek
KEK
K E K
>>64604848
>the silently majority genuinely like me and my content
top fucking lel
>>64604973
Foxtel
>>64604853
yeah i honestly dont even find her attractive anymore just because she's posted so often
>>64604947
How was everybodies knew years?
Lasted only 30 hours this year, ran out of coke and then passed out in an uber
>>64605016
If you hate RC you really are the cancer
he's genuinely entertaining
>>64604986
Comment, always too scared to make threads.
I only post in r/WoW or r/WarcraftLore
hello
>>64605025
Sounds like you're an Ellyse man.
Is Milinda Siriwardana related to Jason Bargwanna?
>>64605007
he did it awhile ago
I guarantee you he's made a new one though and is trying to stay under the radar with his posts
>>64605072
neither
fucking post someone diferent ffs
>>64604962
Because there aren't many attractive women who haven't had a ungodly amount of cock. It's hard to find any good girls here, so we use waifuism as some sort of ideallist escapism.
>>64605007
I did no such thing
open up your eyes and spell it correctly you gook fuck and you'll see that it's still there
>>64605051
I'll fucking bash you cunt.
>>64605072
I'm nearly sold on Ellyse desu
I've been a Hollyfag for my entire /cric/ existence but threadcounter is getting to me a bit
Her face is so refreshing to see for once
>>64605075
just wait and read all the australian selection threads, he'll pop up soon enough
>>64604947
>>64605051
This tbqh, he's actually a pretty good poster and most of the hate is unmerited.
>>64605109
>>64605051
he's only funny because people hate him you fucking retarded casual
>>64605092
>he didn't delete his account
>he STILL posts on reddit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>64605092
kek, weren't YOU the one criticizing people over here for being anti-gay?
Not only are YOU a homosexual, YOU are also a hypocritical bigot.
>>64604853
needs more meg lanning desu senpai
>>64605126
What a fucking horseface, shitskin marrying hussy tbqh
>>64605152
>he doesn't post on le reddit
Hey 9gag!
>>64605148
>not finding his tales about satanism funny
Covers on lads
>>64605172
>tfw
How bout some Alyssa Healy lads?
>>64605172
1,3,2
COVERS COMING OFF LADS
>>64604947
>>64605172
>marrying before your late 20s
>marrying at all
literally why
>>64605159
wasn't me, Elliot
if it was anyone else I wouldn't give a shit. But YOU were LITERALLY trying to "insult" me for being a Slav (which I'm not) when YOU are a LITERAL chink.
kek
KEK
>>64605177
COVERS OFF
>>64605189
Nah, looks like the girl who bullied me in school.
>>64605189
Is Alyssa Healy related to Ian Healy?
>>64604947
I seem to have lost the Kerrigan picture
>>64605172
Not gonna lie she looks top drawer there
bet he drilled her hard after that
We need some new wenches.
Holly and Ellyse are pretty, but they're flat-chested 7/10s tßh.
>>64605216
i think she's married to healy's son in law, mitchell starc
Cheers for the (You)'s lads, i'm off to bed
who /gong/ here and wants to get on the piss?
>>64605208
you seriously don't believe that do you? when was the last time a chink cared about cricket?
fuck me you're a gullible bunch
>>64605189
I'd fuck her, if only to cuck both Starc and her shithouse relations
Covers back on lads
Why are 80% of Australian cricketers called Mitchell, Steve or Mark?
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>>64605233
You literally admitted it when you were banging on about racial purity for ages m8
>>64605222
>implying there is such a thing as a busty sportswoman, especially in a lanky sport like cricket
Pretty face is all we can get m8
>>64605222
These are the biggest tits in the WBBL
>>64605227
Here's one more to tuck you in laddie
>>64605240
why are 80% of australians called bazza?
>>64605233
>I-I was only lying i-i swear!!
KEK
在自杀监视统计屄
>>64605240
Don't forget brad and shane
match is gonna be called
any stream for the WBBL lads?
>>64605278
OH NO, NOT THE PYJAMA CRICKET
kys
which one of you is "Smart and cool cricket memes that dont toe the line"?
>>64605259
Made my night desu lad, gn x
I'm into the mature cricket ladies desu
>>64605280
its on cricket.com.au for free
but you need to register an account.
can Joseph Parker beat Fury lads?
>tfw I have never received a (You)
>>64605306
L I T E R A L L Y who the fuck cares
>>64605293
I can never really tell if those pages are really funny or the least funniest thing of all time
It's such low-effort humour but I still laugh at it a bit
>>64605295
3 kinda looks like a poor man's emily blunt, i can dig it
>>64605295
marry 1
kill 2
fuck 3
kill 4
Younger Thunder girls. R8 lads
Not giriget but she was always my fave. Rio 2016 gun b gud.
>>64605343
2, 3 , 4, 1
>>64605306
I wouldn't say so. He's fought nothing but cans so far.
>>64605326
@64605322
here yar
>yfw real big boy cricket starts in less than 5 hours
>>64605343
>That 2
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
what times are the BBL games on tonight?
is Perth v 6ers on at a meme time?
>>64605370
>>64605377
Fuck off weeb
>>64605384
Melbourne derby 6, Sixers Scorchers 9
>Perth v 6ers starts @ 9pm
what the fuck
Nuke Perth when?
>>64605381
I claimed her three months ago faggot fight me
>>64605377
Stars or Renegades?
>interviewing the burger man
>>64605370
They should just rename that game to Mitchell Starc International Cricket.
Literally all you need to do is bowl yorkers at tailenders.
>>64605322
Here you go m8
>>64605381
she's literally like 16 years old as well
or that might be 3, but one of them is definitely 16
>>64605407
Why does it matter, is it past your bed time?
>>64605408
>Waifu-claiming
Literal autism
>>64605416
probably Mayor of Nelson
>>64605427
I have to wageslave @ 7am
>>64605425
cheers la
>>64605426
3 is 16
>>64605434
All this Holly posting is blatant fucking waifu bullshit.
Seriously and people wonder why they're >tfw no gf when they do that.
>Perth sold out every single game
>Melbourne "derby" isnt
Lelbourne confirmed fairweather as fuck
reckon a WBBL match would be a good place to pick up, lads? decent crows today
>>64605460
lost it
>>64605469
pretty easy to fill a stadium when it only holds 20,000 or whatever
>>64605469
Lelbourne is the most casual fairweather city in Australia tbqh
people actually care about the meme BBL?
>>64605558
Its on free TV every night and it good to put on in the background. Even the WBBL is good for a laugh
>>64604877
No you haven't.
Every OP has either been Holly or women's cricket in general.
>>64605558
i dont really care who wins but I like watching it
The AdelaideV6ers game was genuinely a great game of cricket
It's actually pretty popular in Sadelaide and P*rth and the teams there have alot of genuine support.
>>64605590
Ok next OP ill put a big tight ass (mens cricketer) just for you
>>64605612
Proxy off statscunt
>>64605233
>I was just pretending :DDDD
KEK
KEK
KEK
KEK
K E K
K E K
K E K
K E K
KEKEKEKEKEk
>>64605025
>ever finding her attractive in the first place
Kek.
KEK.
>The Auckland 9s are LITERALLY next month
>>64605231
Yeah m8 town tonight?
Well, I called it.
Match off.
>>64605662
That's a good day out.
>>64605667
Yeah was thinking of heading to Diceys to watch the BBL then head out in town somewhere. Wbu?
game over lads
BBL>NRL
test
>>64605695
nah mate it was ODI
>>64605674
>>64605692
Just in time for the wbbl second innings lads
>>64605449
legal
>>64605683
Yeah might go Pepes and then Illa or something idk lol
I literally know more about cricket than any other "poster" in this "thread".
>>64605704
why the fuck would you even watch an ODI? It's the worst form of cricket and by watching it all you're doing is supporting the ICC Jew.
ODI is literally just a long boring version of flog20
>>64605584
>>64605600
Fair enough, I kinda like watching the old has beens throw themselves around desu
>>64605706
is Juggs playing?
>9/85
>women's """"cricket""""
>>64605719
You only know about Japanese sports cars and how to fix my phone.
>>64605172
reminds me of paul harragon
Ellyse has been /cric/'s cricfu since 2012.
Only seething freshies are Hollyfags.
Holly is a lanklet specialist bowler who is only good because of her height.
Ellyse is a superior (and faster) with a near-perfect technique/action, a far superior batter and fielder, and when she gets bored can go play for the Matildas in the women's soccer World Cup.
Holly isn't anywhere near Ellyse as a /cric/fu. If you're basing purely off looks (which you shouldn't be), they are about even. If you're discounting Ellyse solely because of some /pol/-tier >LE FUG LE SHIDSKIMS XDXD garbage, then your opinion doesn't matter anyway.
>>64605756
chief is white though
>>64605763
and that's what he would look like if he was a coconut
>>64605758
This.
That gif of her doing a handstand while on air with Tom and Alex™ on tradie radio Triple J predates any "Holly" meme.
>>64605727
yeah you see all the guys who are either on the verge of international selection (ie Lynn) and the guys who are just past it (ie Watson).
And its nice that state cricket is becoming genuinely mainstream
one of the reasons why cricket has always struggled to compete with AFL in terms of procuring talent is because there are alot more jobs and the low-level players earn more. But T20 is changing that alot. 20 Years ago guys like Mitchell Marsh and Alex Keath probably would have picked AFL over cricket.
Mel has nice shoulders tbqh
>>64605758
this desu
>>64605772
True, they both have that mong looking mouth.
>>64605758
kek
/cric/ has ALWAYS been /pol/ territory.
>>64605789
Do you have the one where the grill ducks a bouncer and gets bowled?
>>64605758
The fact is that when Holly first showed up, age like 17, she looked like a fully grown 25 year old who could fucking dominate you
Ellyse, at the time, looked like a 16 year old, despite actually being like 23. Ellyse has only really become hot in the last year, since the braces were gone
>>64605801
/cric/ has always been owned by /nrl/
>>64605805
i dont actually but i remember watching that game kek
>>64605813
And /nrl/ has always been owned by /pol/.
is anyone else here genuinely worried that the Threadcounter is going to sexually assault Holly?
he was literally posting all those rape webms the other day
>>64605780
The BBL has also completely annihilated the A-League from any semblance of relevance.
top kek @ the FFA.
>>64605841
no because he can't go outside
>>64605834
uhh, /nrl/ is property of /wizchan/
lads these are fucking awful why am i laughing
>>64605848
Forget the BBL
even the WBBL has achieved that
reminder
>>64605899
noice filename m8, i chortled
>>64605878
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL LE RANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBBBBBBBBBB XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Apply yourself.
Official best captain rankings
1.Cock
2.Misbah
3.Kohli
4.Smoth
5.Amla
6.McCullum
7.Mathews
8.Holder
9.Mushfiqur
10. Chigumbura
>>64605899
my wife already got her kane semen
her daughter had to settle for memecullum semen though
>>64604988
Looks like Greg Murphy
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3z36b5/saturday_sledge_thread/
>>64605928
>this flag
>this sport
Indian or Paki?
>>64605885
To be fair the free-to-air A League games are poorly advertised and usually hidden away on SBS 2. Last time I checked, SBS didn't even have a list on their website of which games they were going to show. It's like they were doing everything they could to discourage me from watching the games.
>>64605928
Lol no
1. Misbah
Huge gap
2. Kohli
3. Cook
Medium sized gap
4. McCullum
5. Mathews
Big gap
6. Amla
7. Meme shit
the others aren't real teams.
>>64605931
>not mixing it with Guptill's semen for GOAT fielding and acceptable height
step the fuck up
>>64605931
>not getting that based redpilled SBW semen
Kek.
KEK.
>>64605937
reminder I didnt delete my account and that you're just a bunch of blind chinks who cant spell
>>64605923
I wish he never went vegan. As soon as he did he lost 10 clicks of pace and any relevance he once had.
>>64605928
>4.Smoth
>>64605928
>Amla over McCullum
>>64605937
>spamming /cric/ memes on reddit
>>>/reddit/
>>64605941
>I literally pioneered this meme
inb4 "poo peelanders have never ever pioneered memes"
>>64605959
inshallah brother
>>64605965
Did you frame the reply Big Strong Neesham gave (You)?
>>64605941
>implying there is a difference
>>64605948
Wog detected. It's probably tucked away on SBS2 because it rates like shit in the first place and no FTA network/advertisers will touch it because you can only have ads during halftime.
Still waiting for a boundary in this womens cricket match lads
>>64605971
>LE "CLICKS"
>LE IM A CRCKET EXPERT
>MUH INSIDE TERMINOLOGY
kys
https://www.reddit.com/r/Cricket/comments/3z36b5/saturday_sledge_thread/cyixbeu
lads I'm fucking fuming, that's MY joke
>>64605978
yes I'm sure you were the first person to notice that most American flags in /cric/ are Indian and/or Paki expats
kick your sister
>>64605995
It's there lad they brought it in 20 metres
ps where's the stream
>>64606001
>MUH EVERYDAY TERMINOLIGY IS NOW AUTISTIC CRICKET SLANG XDD
Really love this meme. Keep it up, friend.
>>64606001
>he doesn't watch games while holding his speed gun and pointing it at the TV
>he doesn't compile a list of balls from each innings in which the speed as broadcasted on air was incorrect from his own record and then email that spreadsheet to Channel 10 or 9 after each match
>>64606018
>MY joke
Fuck off lad it was literally everywhere the day that it happened.
Every time Stokes bowled again that image was posted
>>64606024
>everyday terminology
You're LITERALLY the type of person that LSCM blows the fuck out off on a daily basis.
knit your socks
>>64605995
there you go lad
>/cric/ is ruining MY r/cricket/
FUCKKKKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>64606052
Who the fuck is LSCM? Did you suck his dick?
>>64606018
>>64606038
lel I was the one who screencapped that pic and posted it first, I then gave it to some NZer who used a shit pic but did the MISSBAHH thing and then I said "use this pic m8" or something
>>64605413
I was so autistic that I literally renamed every player to have their proper names
What is the most extreme super summer casual cricket terminology cliche?
I'm thinking
>he really hits the deck hard
or
>extracts extra bounce
>>64606070
That's literally entry-level autistic, not even autistic at all.
>>64606067
>NZer who used a shit pic but did the MISSBAHH thing and then I said "use this pic m8" or something
That was literally me m8 I couldn't find the good pic in the archive
>>64606067
Riveting stuff mate. No really
whats happened so far with the shah thing
plz no ban icc
>women's pyjama cricket is slower than men's enlightened euphoric cricket
>>64606071
>he bowls a heavy ball
t. James Brayshaw every single time Mitch Marsh comes on
>>64605920
that was MY joke too, I even made the webm
I'm fucking furious right now
/cric/ is honestly a shitty online community. You just argue and bicker over the stupidest, most utterly pointless shit, non-stop. Grow the fuck up, all of you.
>>64606093
>he shouldnt be banned for taking PED's
proxy off Ahmed
>>64606102
hello reddit
>stumped off a "fast" bowler
What in the actual fuck is a sledge thread though seriously lads
>>64606102
t. krazykuck
>>64606118
>it got deleted
kek
KEK
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>>64606118
it's where reddit spams the "typing in all caps to convey fake anger" meme because they think it's 2007
For what purpose does a spin bowler need to dope?
>>64606102
Did >we hurt your feelings in the """sledge""" thread mate? You poofter
We have two v8 supercar driver references in this thread already
Lets see if we can get it to 5
>>64606137
>>64606130
do you think they do it >for free?
>>64606145
he's a big guy
>>64606158
Yes. Dump your >for free folders in there I reckon.
>>64606052
LSCM hasn't done his thing (hasn't needed to) for a very long time.
lads where is the wijmmins stream
>unironically struggling to chase 80-odd
>the state of womens cricket
![images%2Farticle%2F2015%2F03%2F30%2F7c7dc8e4-4657-4849-9667-19de30e75946-EnnohLW[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XaJRDaM.png "images%2Farticle%2F2015%2F03%2F30%2F7c7dc8e4-4657-4849-9667-19de30e75946-EnnohLW[1].png")
>>64606145
diuretic so you piss more so you can get pingas and powders out of your system quicker
>>64606184
it's on Ten m8
>>64606193
desu he took the whole emulating warnie thing too far
>>64606184
its on Ten m8
>1/19 off 7 overs
heartily kekked
>>64606184
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rtqtaCpTuKF
>turning to some more medium pace
>as if there are other options
Official best wicket keeper rankings
1.Sarfraz
2.Bitchstow
3.Chandimal
4.Nevill
5.Saha
6.Twatling
7.Vilas (AB is not the real keeper)
8.Ramdin
9.Mushfiqor
10.Chakabva
>>64606219
>some indian ACTUALLY streamed it
jesus christ
>>64606220
>this flag
>this comment
do you fuckers literally have no self-awareness?
>>64606224
>2.Bitchstow
you're embarrassing yourself
>tfw your favourite porn site has been hacked and all vids now redirect to gay porn
